Ji Mo was opposed to Ying Tianbao naming his child Ying Zheng.
This is the name of the First Emperor, which contains great cause and effect, and can cause chaos.
Ying Tianbao said: "I don't have much ink in my stomach, so I thought about it for a long time before I came up with such a good name. Since Brother Mo thinks it's inappropriate, why don't I bother you and give your great nephew a resounding name."
With Ji Mo's literary attainments, Ying Tianbao was quite assured that the name he chose must be fresh, graceful, otherworldly, and catchy.
Sure enough, Ji Mo opened his mouth and said several names in succession.
All are catchy and impressive.
Patriotism, strength, wealth, big roots, iron eggs.
Each of these names is more down-to-earth than the last, which makes people attracted to them.
Xu Youqing was stunned and had a new view of Ji Mo, thinking that he was just a rough guy who didn't even know a few Chinese characters.
If a monk gives a name like this, he will announce his family name when facing an enemy in the future, and he may make the other party laugh to death.
The corners of Ying Tianbao's mouth twitched. These names were indeed loud enough, but he didn't know whether the baby could survive it. He would definitely not be able to survive it, and Chen Hui would definitely have to hack him to death.
"Xiaobao, why don't these names suit you?"
Ji Mo frowned. It was not a prank on his part. The custom in his hometown was that the more down-to-earth the name, the better the child would be.
He thought hard and continued: "How about just giving me a name with the word "slut"? A gentleman is magnanimous and a villain has a long-term relationship. Please forgive me for being a bohemian and loving freedom all my life. This name is rich in connotation and has profound meaning! "
Winning?!
Ying Tianbao pondered for a while and was suddenly shocked.
Brother Mo, the word "dang" is good, but you also have to consider what my last name is.
I suspect that you are connoting me, and the evidence is abundant.
Xu Youqing almost laughed on the spot, and suddenly felt that her previous decision was a bit hasty. This guy seemed very stupid and not a good match.
Otherwise, just devote yourself to it without any status, and let the matter of sister-in-law be over.
Ying Tianbao thought that Ji Mo would not make fun of him, maybe he did so on purpose, and there was a hint.
He thought about it carefully, and his heart suddenly sank.
Could it be that I won Tianbaohu and his father gave birth to a dog and a son, but the son was stuck in mud and could not hold up the wall?
He was suddenly like a wilted cucumber, unable to stand up.
The three of them soon arrived at Chen Hui's residence, a small courtyard.
Seeing Ying Tianbao returning, Chen Hui suddenly panicked and wanted to drive him away in panic.
"Hui'er, Xu Youqing has told me, I understand your difficulties. You don't have to be afraid, with my brother Mo here, let's see who dares to break us up."
Ying Tianbao looked at his wife affectionately, his face full of distress.
Really, if this kind of thing had been told to him clearly earlier, the couple would not have been separated for several years in vain.
"Ying Tianbao, you don't understand anything. Although Ji Mo is somewhat capable, he can't shake the entire Longhu Mountain. And our children need Longhu Pill to survive... um... um..."
Chen Hui scolded Ying Tianbao, but before she could finish her words, her mouth was blocked by a big mouth.
When Xu Youqing saw this posture, her face suddenly turned red and she hurriedly covered her eyes.
But this little girl is not serious and secretly peeks through her fingers.
Her head was filled with questions.
Senior sister, what is going on?
While beating Ying Tianbao with his small fist, he was obviously trying hard to resist.
On the other hand, he stood on tiptoes, closed his eyes, his face was full of intoxication, and he couldn't extricate himself from it.
Is kissing so comfortable?
She suddenly wanted to try it to see if it was the case, and immediately cast her malicious eyes on Ji Mo.
Ji Hanhan's face was full of embarrassment.
I feel very uncomfortable when my face is inexplicably covered in dog food.
He looked away, his eyes were attracted by a small rocking bed, and he walked over.
In the shaker.
The little boy, who was devastated to lose the name of Yingzheng, was looking at Ji Mo with wide black and white eyes, mumbling incomprehensible baby talk.
Ji Mo suddenly had the illusion that this little guy seemed to be singing, and it was a popular melody.
Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm...
The little boy is almost three years old, but due to congenital deficiencies, delayed development, and hidden diseases, he needs Dragon Tiger Pill to survive. Therefore, he is as skinny as a stick, with withered and yellow hair, almost like a monkey, which makes people feel distressed.
However, his eyes were surprisingly bright, like stars in the sky, with the light of wisdom shining deep in his eyes.
Ji Mo immediately realized something was wrong and looked at the little boy's face carefully, with a look of shock on his face.
Immediately afterwards, the guy took off the little guy's clothes, checked the bones and soles of the feet, and couldn't help but flick the calf.
"With seven stars on his feet and a majestic skull, this kid's destiny is really against the will of heaven."
Ji Mo sighed greatly.
Unexpectedly, bad bamboo will produce good bamboo shoots, and Ying Tianbao, a salted fish, will actually give birth to such a good son.
If cultivated well, it will not be a problem to create an emperor for eternity.
No wonder I dare to give him the name Ying Zheng, there is something indeed.
However, the child's destiny was too strong, which aroused Heaven's jealousy, so his life was very ill-fated and there were signs of premature death.
Fortunately, if it is discovered early, it can be saved.
Ji Mo immediately applied acupuncture, using the four-image acupuncture technique.
The green dragon wiggles its tail, the jade tiger shakes its head, the green turtle explores its cave, and the red phoenix greets the source!
Suddenly.
In the void, the phantoms of the four divine beasts, the Azure Dragon, the Jade Tiger, the Black Tortoise, and the Suzaku, appeared.
They are located in the four directions of southeast, northwest and north respectively, forming a map of the supreme road.
As Ji Mo dropped the needle, Dao rhymes filled the air, laws surged, and countless mysterious runes were submerged into the boy's body one after another.
Immediately.
The spirit energy between heaven and earth roared, forming a storm and gathering crazily.
A steady stream of it was injected into the little boy's body.
In the blink of an eye.
The thin little boy stir-fried, as if inflated, quickly became full, and gained several chubby pounds.
His eyes are full of endless aura, and his body is carved like a porcelain doll.
The congenital defects were made up, the bad luck was dispelled, and the whole person seemed to have grown up a lot.
This scene shocked Ying Tianbao and the others.
The two people who were kissing couldn't care less about the kiss and blinked fiercely.
Xu Youqing was stunned, feeling that everything in front of her was a miracle.
Is this the supreme magic that can change the destiny of the boy? It actually gave the little boy a new life and his luck changed.
"What a big boy I am."
Chen Hui was ecstatic, with tears in her eyes. She rushed over to pick up the child and kissed her wildly.
Ying Tianbao ran over and said with a smile: "I told you not to worry. With my brother Mo here, you don't have to be afraid if the sky falls. Hey, don't tell me, this little Doudin was as ugly as a skinny monkey before.
, now she is finally as beautiful as me."
After saying that, he raised his index finger and pointed it at the little guy's crotch, thinking of flicking it.
Then, sadly, he was splashed with child urine.
The little guy clenched his fists, his face full of shame and anger. It was obvious that although he was young, he was far wiser than his peers.
"The baby is quite vindictive. The little baby is in a terrible situation. The oxygen tube will definitely be removed when he gets old."
Ji Mo mourned for Ying Tianbao in his heart. He would definitely be tormented by naughty children in the future.
Suddenly, his tiger body trembled. It seemed that he had acted badly just now. There must be no retribution.
at this time.
The system's voice suddenly sounded: "I seem to sense the breath of Chaos Qinglian, it's nearby..."