The scene was so silent that you could hear a pin drop.
who I am?
Where am I?
What is this situation?
Zhang Ye's head went blank, and he folded his arms to cover his chest indifferently.
Then.
His pants slipped down in front of everyone's gaze.
Embarrassing, extremely embarrassing.
Daoist Zhang Ye experienced his first large-scale social death scene in his life. He was stunned and turned to stone on the spot.
Li Feiyan yelled, turned around quickly, and covered her eyes.
She couldn't help but spat, and with an expression that looked like she was seeing the wrong person, she said in embarrassment: "Taoist Priest, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
In previous contacts with Zhang Ye, he was elegant in conversation and personable, and was clearly a distinguished person.
I never thought that after having a good meal and wine, he would show such an ugly face, and actually have evil intentions and intentions towards her.
As expected, people cannot be judged by their appearance. Some people appear gentle and elegant, but inside they are wild old perverts!
"I'm not, I didn't."
Zhang Ye felt aggrieved and could not explain himself.
Aren't you coveting my virginity and eager to take me home with the intention of marrying me?
Who would have thought that there are so many people hiding in your house.
Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, whose great reputation has been ruined in this way, how will he be seen by others in the future?
Zhang Ye pinched his hand, and bursts of fairy light enveloped his body, and he hurriedly put on his clothes again.
He raised his head at 45 degrees and looked up at the ceiling, his eyes were moist, his face was hot, and he was ashamed.
Heavenly Master, the unworthy disciple Zhang Ye has brought disgrace to Longhu Mountain.
Good intentions!
The room was crowded with three generations of the Li family, a large family of more than ten people.
It was not a deliberate prank on Zhang Ye, but the room contained extremely valuable cultural relics and it was not suitable to be exposed to light for a long time, so I had not turned on the lights before, and I never thought that such a commotion would occur.
However, the stunned Li family members were soon shocked by Zhang Ye's brilliant fairy light, and their eyes became blazing.
No matter when, the strong are always awe-inspiring.
"Oh, why don't you quickly turn on all the air conditioners and adjust them to the lowest temperature? It's a sin to make Zhang Tianshi so hot."
Li Tong, the head of the Li family, spoke up and took the initiative to find a step for Zhang Ye to get down.
At the same time, he took off his thick coat and apologized to Zhang Ye, blaming himself for not greeting the distinguished guests well and being rude to the distinguished guest.
Li Tong is also an old man, shrewd and experienced, very understanding of the world, and deliberately helps Zhang Ye regain his face.
"Grandpa, you are so confused. It is early winter now and the room temperature is only a few degrees. Which type of air conditioner should you turn on?"
Li Feiyan was straight-hearted and puzzled. She couldn't understand why the old man opened his eyes and told lies.
Your old man has a weak body, so he had to take off his coat. He was as cold as a grandson, and he was shivering even while talking. Is that okay?
Li Tong glared at Li Feiyan fiercely, and couldn't help knocking the faucet in his hand. Damn girl, you don't have any sharp eyesight. Don't you clearly mean to embarrass the Taoist priest?
He is proficient in metaphysics and knows that the Li family will be in great danger in the near future, so he uses ancestral gossip to deduce and learns that an expert will appear in Jiming Mountain who can solve the Li family's crisis.
So, they arranged for Li Feiyan to hold a drag racing race in Jiming Mountain, hoping to find an expert to help him.
At this time, in Li Tong's eyes, Zhang Ye, an immortal from Longhu Mountain, was an expert in the hexagrams and the savior of the Li family, so he naturally had to be supported.
"Stinky girl, what do you know? Zhang Tianshi is young and strong, so he is naturally different from us."
Li Tong scolded his granddaughter and winked fiercely.
Others also understood what the old man meant and agreed one after another.
Li Feiyan rolled her eyes and didn't dare to say anything, but she still couldn't help but muttered: "What a strong fire power, I think it's because of the strong fire in the heart. This Taoist priest is obviously not serious."
Fortunately, there were people in the house. If you were alone, you might not know what would happen, so you would take off your clothes as soon as you entered the door. This man named Zhang is very bad, and he doesn't seem like a good person.
"Old man, please don't lie. A poor Taoist is just a little Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain."
Zhang Ye hurriedly corrected him.
The title of Heavenly Master is not something you can call randomly. My own practice is shallow and far from enough.
Besides, now that the old Heavenly Master has returned, who is qualified to be called a Heavenly Master in front of him?
However, because of Li Tong's explanation and respectful attitude, Zhang Ye felt a lot calmer.
Otherwise, he would be thinking about using the Earth Escape Talisman and run away on the spot.
"The Immortal is humble."
Li Tong changed his title and continued with another round of flattery and a rainbow fart.
Of course, most of the praise comes from the bottom of my heart. At Zhang Ye's age, he has such a level of cultivation that he is far superior to those so-called divine chosen ones. Even in ancient times, he was one of the best among men, let alone in modern times.
After some exchanges, the awkward atmosphere dissipated and Li Tong got down to business.
"Chang Immortal, my Li family has an ancient painting, and I beg you to help me palm the eyes."
Li Tong opened the secret compartment and revealed a pair of antique calligraphy and paintings.
Zhang Ye took a closer look, his eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: "Could this be the legendary push-back picture?"
"Tui Bei Tu" is a unique book jointly written by Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, which combines Yi studies, astronomy, riddles, and pictures.
In more popular terms, this is a prophetic book.
This book contains a total of sixty portraits. History has proven that almost all the predictions of the first forty-seven images actually happened.
Later, due to the war, the last thirteen images of "Tui Bei Tu" were lost and disappeared. Unexpectedly, one of them was hidden in the Li family.
This portrait is extremely simple, with a dark sky, scarlet broom stars streaking across the sky, and the earth is devastated and scorched brown.
On the ground, you can faintly see the skeletons of various creatures, a scene of doomsday.
The whole painting gives people a feeling of despair and sadness.
Zhang also came closer, clicked his tongue in admiration, and began to observe it carefully.
"You pretend to be an expert, but in fact you probably don't know anything."
Li Feiyan couldn't help but complain and questioned Zhang Ye's ability. After all, Zhang Ye was too young, how could he understand antiques.
Mr. Li really couldn't bear it, so he just used a dragon-headed crutch and lectured: "To be a monk, all you need to do is shave your head and be able to knock wooden fish. But becoming a real Taoist priest is not that simple, especially the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain.
The standards are more stringent. You need to know astronomy, geography, Chinese studies, Jingdao Zang..."
Just when Li Tong was about to educate Li Feiyan about science, Zhang Ye sighed: "The painting is an ancient painting, very old, and it was made by everyone. However, it is not the original "Tui Bei Tu". It's a pity."
Li Feiyan couldn't help but retort: "You are talking nonsense, this is my family's ancestral calligraphy treasure, how can it be a fake."
Obviously, she was not convinced by Zhang Ye's words and thought that the other party was pretending to understand.
Most of the other Li family members had the same idea as Li Feiyan, but Li Tong had a faint smile on his eyebrows and nodded slightly.
"Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang are two seniors in my Taoist sect. Their attainments in metaphysics are profound and unpredictable. Each stroke of a painting will naturally contain the principles of heaven and earth. Although this painting also contains Taoist charm, it can almost be confused with the real one, but in the end it is still not good enough.
It makes sense."
Zhang also said that the key point is that the "meaning" in calligraphy and painting is the most important. Other masters and experts may not be able to understand it clearly, but with his current state of mind, he can distinguish the true from the false at a glance.
Li Tonglang said with a smile: "Zhang Yexian is indeed very discerning. This painting is indeed a fake, but outsiders have always believed that it is an authentic work. They have repeatedly attacked my Li family, which is very annoying. I have decided to choose a painting in a few days.
I will hold a press conference on a good and auspicious day to donate this ancient painting to the museum. At that time, I would also like to trouble the immortal to clarify something for my Li family, lest those evil people with ulterior motives still hold on to my Li family."
"Ah, to the museum?"
Zhang was also shocked. Although this painting was not authentic, it was definitely considered a national treasure and probably worth nine figures.
Don't give it to me. With this painting, I can buy back less than half of Longhu Mountain, which is classified as a scenic spot.
But as a Taoist priest, Zhang Ye was ultimately thin-skinned and too embarrassed to ask for help.
"Hey, it's good to lose money and eliminate disaster."
The other Li family members had no objections and approved Li Tong's decision.
Only Li Feiyan was aggrieved. If the Li family had a ruthless person to help them, they wouldn't even be able to save the ancient paintings handed down from their ancestors.
This is not a matter of money, it is a matter of face.
She couldn't help but look at Zhang Ye, thinking that this Taoist priest was good in every way, but why he was not serious, otherwise he would be a good match.
But if you think about it carefully, if you don’t have sex, you still call him a man?
Ever since, her eyes softened when she looked at Zhang Ye.
Li Tong implored Zhang Ye to stay at Li's house and ordered Li Feiyan to arrange accommodation and provide good hospitality.
On the way to the guest room with Li Feiyan, Zhang didn't know why his eyes were shining, he kicked the door open with his big feet and rushed in violently.
Li Feiyan's beauty turned pale and she shouted: "You bastard, you are still evil, what are you going to do? There is a women's bathhouse there..."