"Hey, trash, stop." Qin Shaojie was taking a small road to go home after school. As soon as he turned into an alley, he was stopped by a few gangsters. He knew the gangster well and was a well-known gangster in his family.
Damn it, why are you so unlucky to meet this bastard again? Qin Shaojie cursed in his heart. Ever since he started taking this road in high school, this guy has been stuck on this road for three years. It’s only three years, but every time
Every time the other party 'borrowed' money from him, he responded to Engels's call, "Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance." Tragically, the resistance ended in failure. As a result, he used three years to get a
The ultimate title---waste.
"What are you thinking, comrade trash? You haven't handed over the money yet. It's been a week. It's time to pay the protection fee for this week!" The leading gangster looked at Qin Shaojie and said.
Qin Shaojie couldn't listen anymore. It's been three years. I haven't paid you enough for you yet. And the protection money? How have you ever protected me? It was you who beat me. The more I thought about it, the more I felt aggrieved. He couldn't help but yell, "I
Damn, Heizi, you still have the nerve to talk about protection money? When was it not you who beat me? Let me tell you, although I can’t beat you, but don’t think about me giving you money again.”
...Several gangsters were dumbfounded. Did this kid take the wrong medicine today or stopped taking it? Every time he didn't say anything, he would fight first, and in the end he would pay the money honestly.
Well. Why did you talk back today?
Several people were wondering what happened to Qin Shaojie today. Qin Shaojie turned around, raised his legs, took steps, and then ran away as if his buttocks were on fire.
"Damn, I thought this guy was very capable. Turns out he was just teasing some of us. He didn't give chase yet."
Seeing Qin Shaojie running away, a few gangsters reacted and immediately chased after him.
"Huh...huh" Qin Shaojie ran out of breath and secretly chuckled in his heart. Damn, luckily I was smart this time. I paralyzed you first and then ran away. Otherwise, I would have lost money again and would not be able to avoid disaster.
.
Not even ten seconds after I was happy, tragedy struck.
An ancient person once taught us, "If you can't beat us, just run." There was also an ancient person who taught us, "Watch the road when you run!"
Obviously, Qin Shaojie did not look at the road and ran into a dead end. Several gangsters behind him also chased after him.
"You brat, you're still running. Let's see where you're going. If you have the ability, you can go through the wall!" The leading gangster was also panting from exhaustion. He pointed at Qin Shaojie and said.
Oops, I'm going to lose money and suffer disaster again this time. Why is my life so miserable? My parents don't have time to take care of me. I have a girlfriend who is kidnapped by others, and I meet 'robbers' every day. Qin Shaojie starts a new life again.
Round of complaints. Several gangsters also walked towards him step by step.
At this moment, a sound that made Qin Shaojie think it was the sound of nature every time he thought about it, and at the same time made him feel a little nauseous, came from the alley.
"Hey, these brave and crazy people actually blocked the road and robbed them in broad daylight. Also, I passed by this road and walked into this alley. If you want to leave through this alley, leave behind the people who were robbed." Everyone turned around.
All they saw was a wretched-looking old man, about seventy or eighty years old, standing behind them and shouting to them.
"Fuck" was what everyone, including Qin Shaojie, shouted at the same time.
"Old man, this is none of your business. Don't meddle in other people's business. I'm already old, so don't make trouble for me. I don't want to bully you."
The old man did not talk to the gangsters, but looked at Qin Shaojie, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "This little brother, I am surprised to see your bones and extraordinary appearance. You are a genius in cultivation. I want to accept you as a closed disciple.
What do you think?"
"You..." Qin Shaojie and the little gangster said one word at the same time.
Before he could continue, he was interrupted by the old man.
"Oh, you are worried about tuition fees. It doesn't matter. Tuition fees are free. Hehe, no tuition fees." The old man smiled wretchedly.
"However, as long as you are willing to give me all the money you have so that Pindao can eat and drink well, Pindao will be satisfied, and he will also help you drive them away."
The old man had just finished speaking. One of the gangsters was unwilling. "Old man, you are robbing business. You are not afraid of blood!" The old man just smiled and looked at the hesitant Qin Shaojie without saying anything.
Damn it, I'm really unlucky. This wasn't just a gang robbery, it was almost like forming a group.
The old man said he could help me. Who knows whether it's true or not. However, it's not the first time I've been robbed, so I might as well just trust this magician once.
Thinking of this, Qin Shaojie hurriedly said to the old man, "Hey, old man, I promise you, I will give you all the money."
Hehe. The old man smiled obscenely again and said nothing. Suddenly he started to move.
I saw a gust of wind passing by, and all the gangsters fell to the ground motionless.
"You...you...you" Qin Shaojie was stunned, pointed at the old man and asked, "You...you killed them?"
"Don't worry, those poor Taoists who don't kill animals just fainted. At the same time, the memory of this period was also erased by me. Hey, how about it, not bad, do you want to learn it?"
Qin Shaojie was shocked. He thought to himself, Damn, you are really a real person. If I learned this, all the beauties in the world would go crazy, crying and asking me to pick them up!
I have to say that our otaku classmate’s biggest ideals are usually money and beautiful women. Ahem, well, according to his words, this is called career and love.
"That...master..."
"Hey, good, good disciple. I didn't expect that Pindao had lived for hundreds of years, and only now did he meet a person like you who was born with fully opened meridians and possesses the Heavenly Pill. Haha, Pindao got this disciple,
This life is not in vain!"
Qin Shaojie is depressed. You agreed so happily before I finished speaking.
"Um...Master, what is the magic of cultivation? Is it the kind that can transform on a full moon night and occasionally send out a few shock waves?"
"Uh...bastard, you are just a product poisoned by comics. Cultivation, you understand, it is cultivation. It is not Little Goku." The old man jumped up and down angrily.
It has to be said that Qin Shaojie's children's shoes are really the product of being poisoned by comics. Now that the Internet is so developed, there are many online novels called fast food literature. But he has a special liking for comics, novels? Sorry, I don't like to read them. Read them.
don't know.
Qin Shaojie, who was thinking about the magic of self-cultivation, was interrupted by the old man. "Okay, let me tell you, self-cultivation makes physical progress through continuous practice. This is the simplest understanding. Also, boy
, you remember, my name is Xiaoyaozi, and he is the master of Tianmen. From now on, you will be my disciple!"
"Oh, master, please bow to my disciple Qin Shaojie." Qin Shaojie didn't know anything about the Heavenly Gate and the Earthly Gate, so he bent down as a scholar in ancient times.
"Haha, get up, get up, good disciple, good disciple. It's already late today. Come here early tomorrow, and my teacher will give you detailed instructions on spiritual practice."
Qin Shaojie said, "Okay, master, I'll leave first. I'll be back early tomorrow." After saying that, he turned around and left.
"Wait a minute, good disciple... Look, this money thing... I have been here for a long time as a master. I am hungry for wine and meat, but I have no money. This... hehe, you promised me before..."
Damn it. You are already my master, and you are still thinking about this. Qin Shaojie had no choice but to take out two hundred quick bucks and hand it to Xiaoyaozi. Xiaoyaozi did not accept it, and then said, "Good apprentice, you forgot, you just said
Give it all to me. Hehe"
"Ah..." Qin Shaojie was dumbfounded. It seemed that he had really agreed just now... How sad.
Helpless. Qin Shaojie just had to hand over all the paper bills and coins he had, a total of 1,264 yuan and 50 cents..
"Hey, good apprentice, come early tomorrow, I will leave first." As he said that, his figure flashed and disappeared. Only Qin Shaojie was left standing there and sighed, "tnnd, the price is too high, it is better to be killed by them
It only costs 500 yuan to rob. This is good. All the pocket money for a month is gone." As he said this, he looked at the gangster lying on the ground, then reluctantly opened his legs and walked towards home.