Chapter 119 The Relationship Between the Bear and the Stick
It is said that a woman is equal to 500 ducks. Qin Shaojie is now surrounded by 3,000 ducks. Several women are chattering about which clothes are good-looking and which cosmetics are useful. They are almost running into a small duck farm.
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Several girls were trying on clothes in a clothing store. Qin Shaojie was sitting boredly on the sofa in the rest area, playing with his mobile phone.
"Does it look good?" Ling Fang, wearing a bohemian-style canvas dress and a windbreaker that almost dragged to the ground, asked as she stood in front of Qin Shaojie.
Who said fairies don't have all kinds of emotions? Look at Ling Fang, even if she didn't care about anything before, now she cares about Qin Shaojie's opinion even on her clothes.
"Good-looking, good-looking, our Fang'er looks good in anything she wears." Qin Shaojie nodded hurriedly.
Ling Fang laughed happily when she heard Qin Shaojie's compliment. Women should be praised with all their strength.
Immediately afterwards, something happened that depressed Qin Shaojie.
Next, several women all chose their clothes, and then they all ran to Qin Shaojie and circled around, and they ended up with those three words.
"Does it look good?"
Qin Shaojie only had two words: "Good-looking."
What depresses him the most is that it’s not enough to just say it looks good, he must also make a comprehensive review.
Damn it, I’m not an international master, so it’s useless for me to give you a review.
"Hmph, you're just a pretty boy, why are you pretending?" Just when Qin Shaojie was still racking his brains to think of those words of praise, a discordant voice came from the side.
"Darling, look at that kid, he is a duck, otherwise why would there be so many women around him?" A charming woman who took her boyfriend out to buy clothes said disdainfully to her man. Colleagues
He also glanced at Qin Shaojie with the white part of his eyes. "Hey, what are you looking at?"
As soon as the woman withdrew her disdainful look, she saw her boyfriend standing there motionless, staring at Ling Fang and the others, almost turning into a fossil.
"No, it's nothing." The man quickly looked away, but his restless heart could not calm down.
They are all beauties. In my day, there are so many beauties following one man. God is not happy.
"Darling, I want this long dress, okay." The charming woman held a white chiffon silk dress and held the man's arm and said coquettishly.
"Okay, eh? Thirty-two thousand?" The man was about to agree, but when he saw the label on it, he hesitated. It was more than thirty-two thousand, and he hadn't worn the two sizes of his breasts yet.
When a man hesitates, a woman becomes reluctant.
"What's wrong? You don't want to buy it for me? Why, are you still thinking about those little lovers of yours? I don't care, you are not allowed to look for them again. Also, if you want to divorce your wife as soon as possible, you can only divorce her.
I'm better off alone." The woman took the man's arm and said reluctantly.
Qin Shaojie was happy when he heard this. You are the one who sells your feelings.
After coughing twice, Qin Shaojie said to the girls.
"By the way, have you ever heard of the story about a bear breaking a stick?"
The girls were all stunned. What kind of story is this?
It is said that curiosity killed the cat. Women and cats are the same kind of creatures. Driven by curiosity, they all came over to hear what Qin Shaojie said about the story about the bear breaking the stick.
The shopping guide lady on the side also pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what stories this handsome guy could tell.
"Why is this bear breaking the stick? Do you know?" Qin Shaojie asked.
Seeing several women shaking their heads, he continued.
"Speaking of which, this bear breaks sticks not for eating. It's just for hobbies." Qin Shaojie spoke in a loud voice. There were other customers in the store who were also choosing clothes and listened carefully to what Qin Shaojie said.
A philosophical story.
"Think about it, bears don't have any hobbies, so they can only treat breaking sticks as a hobby. Then they break one off and throw another away. In the end, they don't know how many sticks they have broken off, and there are still sticks at home.
, but I still can’t help but come out and continue to break up.”
Everyone was confused. Even the woman who didn't know who she was, listened with interest.
"You guys say, go ahead with this theory that bears break sticks out of interest. Is it possible that bears are only interested in one stick?" Qin Shaojie asked.
"Master, according to what you said, the bear can't just be interested in one stick. Its ideal should be to have a field of sticks." Wang Yue interrupted at the right time. What the man and woman said just now made her
She also heard it. If Qin Shaojie hadn't winked at her, she would have gone crazy. Hearing Qin Shaojie suddenly tell such a story, she also knew that Qin Shaojie was going to do something bad.
Of course, the first person to know Qin Shaojie's purpose was Ling Fang. When she saw the corners of Qin Shaojie's mouth turning up slightly, she knew that this kid was going to do something bad again.
"By the way, of course this bear can't just be interested in a stick."
"But some people just take themselves too seriously. If the bear is only interested in her, then of course the bear won't be happy." Qin Shaojie said with a smile.
"Giggle." At this time, the girls understood what Qin Shaojie meant, and they all covered their mouths and laughed. Only Linsel, who was still a little confused, looked at Qin Shaojie inexplicably, not understanding what he meant.
.But seeing everyone else laughing, it felt a bit bad not to laugh, so I started to giggle along with it.
The customers and shopping guides in the store also laughed after hearing Qin Shaojie's words. They are all understanding people. Of course they knew what Qin Shaojie meant.
The faces of the man and woman were livid. No matter how stupid you are, you should understand now. Unless you are like Linsel, who doesn't understand Chinese.
"Damn it, who are you calling a bear?" The man couldn't help but cursed at Qin Shaojie.
"Hey, that's weird. Why are you so angry when I tell you my story? Who is the bear? Whoever talks to you is the one to talk to." Qin Shaojie looked at the man with an innocent face and said.
This time the customers in the store couldn't help it anymore and all laughed.
The man's face almost turned black. He pointed at Qin Shaojie and opened his mouth to curse.
"Little brat, are you looking for death? Dare you scold me?" No man can bear to lose face in front of a beautiful woman.
"Darling, she scolded us. This guy has no qualities at all. He looks like a bastard at first glance. Find someone to deal with him quickly." The charming woman also fanned the flames. She became the protagonist in the story, and she was still a stick.
.She was also very angry.
"You don't need to tell me, I will naturally find someone to deal with him." The man pushed the woman away and said harshly. "Bitch, it's not because of you."
"Boy, if you dare, just wait here and don't run away." After saying that, he rushed out the door angrily. It seemed that he was preparing to call someone.
"Hey, Darling, I haven't bought any clothes yet." The woman saw the man running away and shouted hurriedly.
"Hey, Bangzi, are you still buying clothes? Your bear is almost running away, why don't you chase it?" Qin Shaojie said with a smile.
"You..." The woman pointed at Qin Shaojie and was so angry that she couldn't say anything. She turned around and chased the man away.
"Hahaha." Both the customers and the shopping guides in the store couldn't bear it anymore. They all laughed.
ps: The new book period has passed, and I am a little worried. Many people say that once the new book period is over, they will be rushed to the market. Everyone, we urgently need your support.