"Shaojie, it's time to eat." Ling Fang held the rice bowl and said to Qin Shaojie, who was sitting on the sofa and staring at the white-haired curly dog on the TV with great relish.
"Wow, hahaha, pan wow, haha." Qin Shaojie laughed.
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Time goes back to one day ago.
"Hey, go in and see for yourself." At the basement door, Yu Yangzi wanted to say something, but in the end he shook his head helplessly and sighed.
Everyone pushed the door open and was stunned.
"As soon as the horse left the Xiliang world, bursts of tears burst into my heart, ah ah ah."
I saw Qin Shaojie riding on a broomstick he found from nowhere, pretending to be Harry Potter, but singing "Wujia Slope".
"Sister Lingfang, Qin...what's wrong with Brother Qin?" Qiu Ruo said softly.
Everyone was also shocked. They all felt like thunder was rolling above their heads. They wanted to laugh, but some felt that it would be too rude to laugh. After all, everyone was like this. As a result, a group of people were blushing and had thick necks, and their faces looked like
Like a thermometer that has been tested by fire from below, it turns red.
"I've gone crazy." Yuyangzi shook his head and said with great regret. After saying that, he turned around, as if he couldn't bear to look at his brother Jie's current appearance.
"Shaojie..." Ling Fang called softly.
"Huh? Who are you? Why do you know my name?" Qin Shaojie kept the broom aside and looked at Ling Fang with a fierce expression. He could not help but reveal a strong pressure from the flesh immortal stage.
"Shaojie... what's wrong with you?" Ling Fang's eyes were red, but she was holding back tears.
"Huh? Mom. Why are you here?" Qin Shaojie looked at Ling Fang blankly, and the strong aura on his body suddenly dissipated. He flew directly to Ling Fang's feet, hugged Ling Fang's thigh and started shouting.
"Mom, I'm hungry, I want to drink milk."
"puff."
Kaida couldn't bear it any longer and burst out laughing. Seeing everyone else looking at him, he smiled sheepishly and pulled the muscles on his face with his hands, trying hard to get it back to normal.
When Ling Fang heard Qin Shaojie's words, she immediately blushed. She was secretly angry. With so many people, she had to go home to eat.
"Is he crazy?" Ouyang Yao stayed for a long time before asking.
"Theoretically, that's the case." Kai Da interrupted. "But, look at his current IQ, which fluctuates between high and low. He is clearly crazy and stupid. Oh, my poor Director Qin."
Ouyang Yao looked up and down Qin Shaojie, who was holding Ling Fang's thighs and acting coquettishly. Finally, her eyes fell on Qin Shaojie's "people" position. She muttered, "I don't know, he is crazy and stupid now."
, can that job still be used?"
As soon as these words came out, it was like a stone that stirred up thousands of waves, and thunder rolled from the sky. Everyone almost fell down, and they were almost transformed into immortals by the thunder.
"Senior Yu Yangzi, why is he like this?" Ling Fang hugged Qin Shaojie's head and looked at Yu Yangzi and asked.
"Hey, my brother Jie, life is really hard." Yuyangzi sighed first and then said. "The Ambergris Pill is a heaven-defying elixir. He failed to guard the empty sky on the Lingtai.
It turned out to be like this. Fortunately, we neutralized the power of the ambergris pill for him in time, otherwise, he would probably be a living dead now."
The living dead are also vegetative. Ling Fang can imagine how big a blow it would be to her if Qin Shaojie really turned into a vegetative state.
"Let's go back." Ling Fang said, then picked up Qin Shaojie, who was already sleeping on her lap, and walked out of the basement.
Although Ling Fang is a woman, she is also a cultivator. Needless to say, she can hold Qin Shaojie even if there are ten of him. However, this scene seems a bit sad to people.
A petite woman holding her stupid man...
"Good boy, Shaojie, take a bite of rice." Ling Fang held a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and said to Qin Shaojie as if coaxing a child.
In order to make Qin Shaojie eat obediently, there was a layer of rice at the bottom of the spoon, a piece of scrambled egg on top, and a piece of garlic on the top. It looked like a tank. (So childish) "Don't eat it, don't eat it.
, I want to breastfeed." Qin Shaojie acted like a child, showing off his temper.
"Rogue, you are so stupid and you still don't forget to take advantage. How can you get milk? Believe it or not, I will stab you to death with a spoon?" Ouyang Yao stood up angrily and shouted at Qin Shaojie.
This guy is so annoying. I don’t know if he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid. Let’s say he is pretending, but the things he does are so childish and ridiculous, which is incomprehensible. If it were the usual Qin Shaojie
, he will definitely not do such a shameful thing. But let's say he is real. At the end of the day, when this guy is hungry, he looks for the lap of a beautiful woman to hug him. Even Nangong Ying is hugged by him.
He had a thigh injury, and Ai Xiaohui and Xue Dan, who came to see him after learning the news, were not immune to this guy's harassment.
In short, as long as she is a beautiful woman, he will hug her thighs and cry out that she is hungry and wants milk. He will ignore a group of big men.
The appearance of this naked woman made Ouyang Yao suspect for a while that this guy was just faking it.
"Woo...she, she is fierce, I don't want to eat her." Qin Shaojie was yelled at by Ouyang Yao, and his handsome little face suddenly drooped, with tears in his eyes, he looked at Ling Fang with grievance. Two golden beans
The beans suddenly fell down from his eyes.
"You..." Ouyang Yao pointed at Qin Shaojie and was speechless.
Who wants to feed you? Bah, no, even if I am your woman, but the baby is not there yet, how can I get milk for you to eat?
Qiu Ruo's eyes were red when she saw Qin Shaojie's appearance. She lowered her head unbearably and ate her meal silently.
Ling Fang was also helpless. After listening to Ai Xiaohui's suggestion, she bought him a baby bottle. Unexpectedly, she threw it away directly, saying that she should eat natural products and not synthetic ones.
Even though Ling Fang has a calm personality, she still feels her eyelids twitching. If she didn't know Qin Shaojie, she would probably have the same idea as Ouyang Yao... This guy is definitely faking it.
What is a woman's magic weapon? She cries, makes trouble, and hangs herself.
Where is a man’s magic weapon? Hehe, everyone knows it. Pretend to be crazy and beg for sympathy.
Except for the kind-hearted little junior sister Qiu Ruo and Ling Fang, who has always loved and believed in Qin Shaojie deeply, everyone else had suspected that this guy was pretending to be stupid and taking advantage.
Think about it, how old are the children who watch animations like "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf"? What is Qin Shaojie's IQ now? Even if you hug the thigh of a beautiful woman and act coquettishly, people won't have the heart to get angry with you because you are mentally retarded, right?
"Take a bite, Shaojie." Ling Fang begged in a soft voice.
"Don't eat, don't eat, I want milk." Qin Shaojie shouted.
"Hey..." Ling Fang sighed, stood up slowly, put the bowl on the dining table, picked up Qin Shaojie who was sitting on the sofa, and walked into the bedroom.