If you want it, I'll give it to you. The ambiguity of this statement is really too great. People who don't know it may think that Dou Ruomei is confessing her love, and the confession is so obvious without any modification.
Not to mention others, even Qin Shaojie couldn't help but think that way.
I don’t accept it, I definitely don’t accept it. I’m a lot older and I don’t have such strong tastes. If it’s a sister-brother relationship, it’s okay. This is all ancestral... Uh, that’s not right.
Qin Shaojie really couldn't find an adjective to describe the love affair between a twenty-year-old handsome boy and a hundreds-year-old beauty. At least Qin Shaojie believed that his ancestor was His Majesty the Qin Emperor whose grave he dug up.
Qin Shaojie was just thinking about it in his mind. He quickly came to his senses, looked at the rusty iron sword in his hand, and asked, "Is this...given to me?"
He was a little confused. Although the sword looked a little ugly, he really felt the familiar aura on it, as if it had belonged to him thousands of years ago.
No matter what, this is Xuanyuan Sword, a divine weapon, something that people in the spiritual world would break their heads to get, and she just gave it to me like this?
Not to mention Qin Shaojie couldn't figure it out, even Jian Ting couldn't figure it out either.
She already knew who Rakshasa Gui Ji was from Yu Yangzi's mouth. Instead of keeping the Xuanyuan Sword for herself, she gave it away directly. What is this? Is it a good deed?
"Isn't it already in your hands?" Dou Ruomei smiled. "But I want you to do one thing for me."
Grandma, the ancients did not deceive me. They all said that there is no free lunch in the world, so I knew that this woman would not give it to me for free. Qin Shaojie felt depressed for a while.
Qin Shaojie wanted to tell her to fart if she wanted to, but he was worried that if the other party got angry again and beat him up, the gain would outweigh the loss.
Humph, wait until you see An Qi and perform an operation on her butt. Qin Shaojie thought proudly.
"Say it." Qin Shaojie said. "But, let me declare in advance. First, I will not do anything that violates chivalrous ethics. Second, I will not do anything that harms the practice world."
"Pfft." Dou Ruomei was amused by Qin Shaojie's words. "Have you read too many novels? Do you think you are Zhang Wuji?"
"Don't worry, even if you are Zhang Wuji, I won't let you draw my eyebrows for me."
The devil wants to help you draw your eyebrows, Qin Shaojie muttered in his heart.
"Then what do you want me to do for you?" Qin Shaojie regretted a little. It was better not to give up the sword. No one else could take it from her anyway. Even though he had taken the sword, he still had to help her. It felt like he had been on a pirate ship.
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"It's very simple, I want you..." Dou Ruomei deliberately made her voice growl.
"No." Qin Shaojie shook his head like a twang drum and said with a firm face. "A scholar cannot be killed and cannot be humiliated. If you want my chastity, there is no need to talk about it."
"Bah." Dou Ruomei said, "Who wants your chastity? I haven't finished speaking yet."
"Then say it quickly." Qin Shaojie said. "But I have to add one more thing. I won't agree to anything that goes too far."
"It's not too much at all, it's really simple." Dou Ruomei smiled. "I want you to take me with you no matter what you do in the future."
"Ah?" Qin Shaojie was confused by Dou Ruomei's words.
What does it mean to take you with me wherever I do? Do I also take you with me when I take a shower, go to the toilet, and have sex with my wife?
Damn it, you are still reasonable, am I going to think wrongly? It’s not that there is ambiguity in what you said.
"I'm referring to things in the spiritual world. In other words, I want to join you."
"You want to get involved?" Qin Shaojie asked in surprise. "Speaking of which, you are considered a member of the devil. Are you going to join us? Are you going to help me, or are you going to be an undercover agent for the devil? Besides, you join
Us, where are you going to join us? I have no family or faction now."
"What does this have to do with it?" Dou Ruomei said. "I didn't say I wanted to join your sect, I was just bored. You have a good relationship with my daughter, so I'll just treat it as helping you."
Qin Shaojie wanted to ask her, which eye did you see that I have a good relationship with your daughter?
Both mother and daughter have lived long enough, one is more sinister than the other, and they are always thinking of ways to plot against themselves.
Help me? That sounds nice. Who knows what your plans are.
Although he didn't know what Dou Ruomei's ultimate goal was, Qin Shaojie was sure that this plan would be a black account. Moreover, he must be the one who was blackmailed.
"This...what do you think?" Qin Shaojie hesitated, turned his head and looked at Jian Ting and asked.
Don't agree, I took the Xuanyuan Sword from someone else. As the saying goes, people with short hands are not good at doing this, but I don't want to give the Xuanyuan Sword back. I'm not willing to give it back. Agree, Qin Shaojie is a little worried in his heart. Who?
He knew what evil this woman was holding back. So, he asked this question to Jian Ting.
"You decide your own affairs." Jian Ting quickly kicked the ball back, making Qin Shaojie angry for a while.
"Okay, I promise you." Qin Shaojie gritted his teeth and said. "Let me tell you in advance, if you want to take advantage of me, don't blame me for being ruthless."
Qin Shaojie said it harshly, but he just wanted to comfort himself. He also knew that no matter how ruthless he was, he was still no match for Dou Ruomei.
"You think too much." Dou Ruomei said. "What can I use for you? Look at your small body. It won't take half a night to squeeze you clean."
Mother, what kind of world is this? Why are women becoming more and more gangsters? What should we good men do?
Qin Shaojie felt that he should go to Zhongnanhai again to meet Mr. Yan when he had time, and suggest to him that he should formulate another bill.
That is to demand equality between men and women.
Why is it called sexual harassment when a man says flirtatious words to a woman or touches a woman's body without her consent? But it is not a crime no matter what a woman does to a man?
Yes, I must suggest it to Mr. Yan.
If, if I don’t agree, I will carry the big flag and go to the streets to protest.
"Okay, I promise and I promise you, is there nothing else?" Qin Shaojie asked.
"No, what? You want to drive me away?" Dou Ruomei said with a smile. "What a heartless guy. I worked so hard at night to come to you. You took what you deserve. Now that it's okay, that's it.
Just throw them away, hey, you men are really not good at all."
"Sister, I have to remind you, don't let your guard down too much when it comes to men." Dou Ruomei looked at Jian Ting, then pointed at Qin Shaojie and said, "Especially this little man next to you, geez.
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Didn't hear it, didn't want to hear it, ignored you, Qin Shaojie began to recite the Three Character Sutra silently.