"No, there is a hidden weapon." There was a class on ancient ceramic appraisal in the morning. As soon as Qin Shaojie and Ling Fang walked into the classroom, they felt a gust of wind blowing towards them. Then, they reached out and grabbed a book on ceramic appreciation.
He was caught in his hand. He opened the first page and looked at it. There were two big characters written on it...Xue Dan.
"Qin Shaojie, it's not easy to meet you." At this time, Xue Dan also ran over and snatched the book from Qin Shaojie's hand.
"Well, Mr. Monitor, isn't there something wrong with me? You should give me your understanding and support. As soon as I entered the door, you used such a big hidden weapon to sneak attack me." Qin Shaojie pointed to the book in Xue Dan's hand and smiled.
said.
"Huh, it's not like you. You're so annoying. We are classmates and fellow villagers. We go to college so far away from home. I don't know anyone else. I can't find you when I look for you." Xue Dan pouted, angry.
He said, that look is quite cute.
"Okay, monitor, I'm wrong. Isn't it okay? I've made some money recently, so why not treat you to a big dinner at noon?" Qin Shaojie saw that the teacher had already come in, so he quickly admitted his mistake.
The person who teaches the "Ancient Ceramic Identification" course is an old man in his sixties, wearing a old-fashioned suit, a pair of reading glasses, and the most popular Mediterranean hairstyle with a side parting in the golden autumn. He is really a professor.
figure.
The class lasted for an hour and a half. Ling Fang listened attentively and wrote down something in her notebook from time to time, while Qin Shaojie listened drowsily. The emperor's vase had nothing to do with him.
He was sleeping soundly, dreaming that he had traveled through time and became the emperor, and Ling Fang became the queen. Such good things made Qin Shaojie so happy in his dream that he laughed twice.
This smile didn't matter, it was just a smile in a dream, but Qin Shaojie was sleeping on the table, drooling, and laughed so obscenely twice. The classroom suddenly became quiet. Everyone, including the professor, looked at Qin Shaojie.
"Whoosh" Ling Fang noticed something unusual. Before she could wake up Qin Shaojie, she saw Professor Mediterranean flying over as soon as he erased the blackboard.
The most annoying thing for an old scholar like this is to skip classes and sleep. That's all. You actually have a dream. It's just a dream and you still laugh out loud? Are you dreaming about marrying a wife or not?
A son was born? Then, anger arose in his heart, and evil grew in his courage. As soon as the words were wiped, he flew towards Qin Shaojie's head.
"Bang." Everyone's eyes followed the movement of the eraser, but they did not imagine that Qin Shaojie was hit with chalk dust on his face. They only saw Qin Shaojie moving forward with one hand, holding the eraser in his hand. His eyes were also
It had been opened. Just when the classmates were still surprised that Qin Shaojie reacted so quickly, they suddenly heard Qin Shaojie shouting.
"Whoever dares to sneak up on me will kill all nine of your tribes."
Our Qin Shaojie children's shoes, even if he fell asleep, his whole body was still very sensitive. In his dream, he was about to pamper the queen, and suddenly he felt a gust of wind flying towards him, so he grabbed it, and then he woke up, and then... he shouted
He uttered those shocking words.
The whole class suddenly fell silent, and you could really hear a pin drop. Then suddenly burst into laughter. Mediterranean stood on the podium, his eyes twitching. He was a professor at Jinghua University, and he didn’t know how many times he had been thrown away by the eraser.
He knew how many students he had kicked out for not paying attention to the class. This time, he failed to wipe the blackboard and was caught by this kid. What made him want to vomit blood even more was that this kid said he wanted to kill all nine of his clans, and... he also called himself me?
Ling Fang was almost ashamed to death.
What is this guy doing? It was strange in the morning, and it will be like this again. What is this dreaming about?
Lowering his head, he secretly pulled Qin Shaojie's sleeve.
"Huh? Queen, what are you doing to me?"
"Pfft. Hahaha." Another burst of laughter broke out from below. Even the Mediterranean professor couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Qin Shaojie felt something was wrong.
Let me go. This is a class.
Damn it, you're too deep into the drama, what did you say just now?
He looked at Ling Fang lowering her head, her neck turned red. Then she looked at the professor's expression on the podium. Finally, she looked at the eraser in her hand.
Qin Shaojie's head is covered with white hair and sweat.
My day, I am now famous.
"Here, teacher, here's...the eraser for you." As he said that, he walked carefully to the podium, put the eraser on the podium, turned around and left.
"This classmate, what is your name?" the professor asked expressionlessly.
"Uh, my name is Qin Shaojie." Qin Shaojie replied quickly, then quickly walked back to his seat and whispered to Ling Fang.
"Why didn't you wake me up just now?"
"I, before I had time, you just..." Ling Fang said softly, her head almost falling to her chest. She was completely embarrassed to death by that queen's sentence.
"Qin Shaojie." Qin Shaojie was about to ask again when he suddenly heard the professor calling him.
"Uh, teacher, what else do you have to do?" Qin Shaojie asked cautiously.
"It's okay. I just want to ask, which emperor of which dynasty are you from?"
"Uh..." Qin Shaojie was immediately rendered mute.
"This...teacher, I did it unintentionally, please forgive me."
The students around him couldn't help but laugh again. But seeing Mediterranean's expression, they all held back.
"Oh? So you won't kill my nine tribes?"
"Hey," Qin Shaojie said with a dry laugh, "How dare I."
"Hahaha." Now, those students who had endured the discomfort couldn't bear it any longer and all laughed.
Qin Shaojie was so ashamed. Fortunately, at this time, the bell finally rang, which saved his life.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Mediterranean walked out of the classroom, someone in the class shouted "Dismissal."
As a result, the whole class shouted together, "Long live the emperor, long live the emperor. The empress is a thousand years old, a thousand years old." Then the whole class burst into laughter again.
Qin Shaojie pulled Ling Fang, whose head almost hit the floor, and ran away.
"Oh my God, I'm famous this time." Qin Shaojie said after finally getting to a place where no one knew him.
"You killed people." Ling Fang said with a blush. "What the hell, emperor and queen? How will you see anyone in the future if you shout?" Ling Fang hit Qin Shaojie and said angrily.
"Haha." Qin Shaojie thought about what happened just now and felt that he was funny. He was an optimist by nature, so he didn't care. He said to Ling Fang, "Queen, just follow my work in the cafeteria."
"You are so annoying." Ling Fang hit Qin Shaojie and her face became even redder.
"Oh, Your Majesty, what are you doing here? The little lady is here to say hello to you."
Just as he was talking, he saw Xue Dan running over, bowing to Qin Shaojie and saying with a smile.
"Sir, squad leader, Miss Xue, please stop making fun of me." Qin Shaojie said with a bitter face.
"Okay, then it depends on what you treat me to for lunch!" Xue Dan winked and smiled.
"As long as I can stop your mouth and eat the moon, I will give it to you." Qin Shaojie said helplessly.
"Okay, I know a good Western restaurant. If you don't want to say you're rich, then go ahead." Xue Dan said with a smile.
"Ahem, okay, Xue Aiqing, let's do some work in the Western restaurant." After saying that, the three of them laughed together.