There is a line in Uncle Zhao's sketch that says this.
"Who ran the fastest in history?"
The answer was "Cao Cao."
Because if you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, so he runs the fastest.
The wheel of history rolls forward, leaving deep marks on the past road. The past is like smoke and clouds, and what lingers is the eternal roar and roar of the Yellow River.
Well, actually it has nothing to do with who ran faster. The main reason is that Cao Cao was eliminated and Zhang Qiang firmly ranked first.
As soon as Qin Shaojie finished speaking, he heard a silly voice coming from outside.
"Oh, is Xiaohui back? Where is she?"
Before anyone arrived, the voice came first, and then, a huge body walked in from outside.
This man is 1.58 meters tall and weighs 138 kilograms. This man is Zhang Qiang, the upstart known as the Prince of Sand.
Damn it, it’s so dangerous.
Qin Shaojie was shocked when he saw this. If this guy took off his clothes and lay on the ground, he would be a living pig. In this era of rising pork prices, he could sell a lot of money per kilogram.
"Oh, Xiaohui, do you still remember me? I am Zhang Qiang, ah? Forgot? No, right? We were at the same table in elementary school and in the same class in junior high school. I even gave you an eraser, but it was painted with
The one with a rabbit.”
Zhang Qiang shook his fat body and danced like a penguin.
"This... Zhang Qiang, look, our Xiaohui's boyfriend is here. Let's forget about the marriage we talked about a few days ago." Gu Cuilan interjected.
"What?" Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment and then said.
"What do you mean? You have received the bride price and now you want to cancel the engagement?"
"Okay, stop your loud voice." Qin Shaojie knew that he should appear at this time.
"Who the hell are you? Oh, are you Xiaohui's boyfriend?" Zhang Qiang looked at Qin Shaojie.
"Yes, it's me."
"Do you know who I am? Do you dare to steal a woman from me? Have you lived enough? Let me tell you, my dad is Zhang Guofa. Did you know that he often eats with the county magistrate and the director of the county public security bureau?"
Zhang Qiang used his loud voice again and started calling the numbers.
"I don't give a damn who your father is." He said, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for two hundred thousand, and threw it directly on his face.
"This is a check for 200,000 yuan. It should be returned to you as a gift. Take the money and get out of here. Don't let me look at you and get upset." Qin Shaojie said impatiently.
Grandma, if you were half as handsome as me, I would still be able to endure it. You have grown like this. Why don't you go home and gain weight?
"Boy, do you know that if you mess with me, you won't be able to leave Hexi County? Just wait." Zhang Qiang put down his harsh words and was about to leave when Qin Shaojie said.
"I've changed my mind, Ethan, send him off, don't let people say we're rude. After all, his father is also the richest man in the county."
As soon as Qin Shaojie finished speaking, Zhang Qiang felt his feet lift off the ground. He had never jumped more than two centimeters. It was amazing.
The three members of the Ai family were shocked. Good guy, this bodyguard, who is nearly 1.9 meters tall and doesn't look very strong, can actually lift a pig with one hand?
"Hey, who is it? Put me down quickly." Zhang Qiang finally realized that he had been lifted up by someone else, but he had no choice but because his neck was too short and it was too difficult to look back.
With a "swish" sound, a huge black shadow was seen passing over the wall, and then, a scream came from outside.
"You, wait, wait until I go back and call someone." Zhang Qiang got up from the ground, shouted into the courtyard, and ran away in a panic, twisting his huge hips.
In my opinion, it’s because you have so much meat that you can’t throw it, but you can still run like this.
"Hey, Xiao Qin, isn't it bad for you to be like this? What if he comes looking for someone?" Ai Xiangyang asked worriedly.
Qin Shaojie smiled and said.
"Is he so pig-like? How can he find a better person? One of them will take care of one, two of them will take care of a pair."
"But you can't say that, Xiao Qin, you don't know that the people Zhang Qiang usually knows are all gangsters, and his family is also rich. His father is related to the director of the Public Security Bureau and the county magistrate. Qianglong doesn't
You bastard, take Xiaohui and leave quickly. If they can't find her, it'll be fine." Ai Xiangyang said worriedly.
"It's okay, a bunch of gangsters. I'm leaving. It's time for them to come and make trouble for you. Uncle Ai, don't worry." Qin Shaojie didn't take it seriously.
A bunch of ne’er-do-wells, Ethan can take care of them all without him.
"Xiaohui, where is your brother?" Qin Shaojie suddenly remembered that Ai Xiaohui said that she had a younger brother. She had not seen him for a long time.
"Yes, Dad, where did Xiaotian go? Didn't he come back from school at noon?" Ai Xiaohui asked.
"I don't know where this kid has gone. I just had dinner and said he was going out to play. Isn't it today Thursday? All junior high schools have a holiday in the afternoon. Haha, otherwise I wouldn't be at home." Ai Xiangyang said.
"Sister, are you back?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a boy of thirteen or fourteen ran in like the wind.
"Sister, you are back. I miss you so much." The boy hugged Ai Xiaohui and said.
Qin Shaojie looked envious. If I jumped up and hugged her, would she give me a big mouth?
"Xiaotian, get up, there are guests here." Ai Xiaohui said, touching her brother's head lovingly.
"Ah, this is my brother-in-law, right? He's so handsome. Much better than that fat pig." Ai Xiaotian looked at Qin Shaojie and said.
There are only three and a half men in the room, half of them are himself, the other is his father, and there is a foreigner, so of course he is not. The target is Qin Shaojie.
Don't tell me, this kid is still very smart.
"Xiaotian, don't scream." Ai Xiaohui said to her younger brother with a blushing face.
"Okay, don't talk about him. Besides, Xiaotian is not wrong." Qin Shaojie winked at Ai Xiaohui, but received a big eye roll from the other person.
"Xiaotian, look, this is a gift for you, do you like it?" Qin Shaojie took out his laptop from the pile of items on the kang and handed it to Ai Xiaotian.
"What is it?" Ai Xiaotian took it and opened it, and immediately shouted in surprise.
"Ah, it's a laptop. Sister, look, it's a laptop. Thank you, brother-in-law." Ai Xiaotian was very excited.
I can only get in touch with it during computer classes at school. Nowadays, Internet cafes in the county are strictly inspected, and children like them can't get in.
"Xiaotian, how did you know I was back?" Ai Xiaohui grabbed her brother and asked.
"Oh, I met my second aunt just now and she said that." Ai Xiaotian said.
"By the way, sister, I heard that my brother-in-law has a car, right? I want to go for a ride in the car," Ai Xiaotian said.
"Okay, of course it's no problem." Before Ai Xiaohui could agree, Qin Shaojie agreed. First, get rid of the brother-in-law. Even if it's a lie now, if the brother-in-law recognizes me as his brother-in-law, slowly you will have to be mine.
hey-hey.
Qin Shaojie thought wretchedly.
When Ai Xiaohui's mother heard what her son said, she suddenly wanted to ride in that legendary luxury car, so she called her son, daughter, and husband to prepare to go out together.
"Oops, it's not good." As soon as he left the house, he saw the middle-aged woman named Second Aunt running in in a panic.
"Cuilan, what's wrong, your son-in-law's car was smashed by Zhang Qiang and his men."
What? You dare to smash my car? Damn it, even if you are the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng this time, I will beat you to the point of paralysis.