"Hey, you big bastard, let me go! You little hooligan, you're taking advantage of me again!" Princess Luoyun was "forcibly hugged" by Zheng Nan, and she couldn't help but struggle and shout.
"Stop arguing, tell me the direction of the Dragon Vein inheritance! If Xiao Youran runs away, let's see how I punish you!" Zheng Nan said, glaring at the princess with a fierce look in his eyes, and slapped her hard on the buttocks
After pinching it, the princess gasped in pain.
"How dare you, a big bumpkin, offend me, look at me..."
"Ouch!"
Seeing that the princess didn't cooperate, Zheng Nan pinched her buttocks hard again.
"You..." The princess was angry and ashamed, but she didn't dare to say anything rude again. Instead, she wrinkled her nose angrily and said, "Explain clearly what's going on?"
"Xiao Youran ran away. He must be looking for the Dragon Vein inheritance. We must find him before he finds and inherits the Dragon Vein inheritance. Otherwise, not only will we not be able to kill him, but he will also snatch the inheritance first!"
"Why are you so stupid, so many people let him run away?" The princess glanced at Zheng Nan with disdain, but found that Zheng Nan today was a little unusual. After feeling it carefully, she couldn't help but be surprised: "
Bitch, what magic elixir have you taken? Why do I feel that your aura is so solid, as if you have reached the heavenly realm?"
"Take Shengyang Powder!" Zheng Nan replied angrily, and then his right hand touched the princess's butt again, with a threatening look in his eyes, "You should tell me quickly!"
"You... I said, take your stinky hands away, don't think that I don't know that you are deliberately taking advantage of me!" The princess said with a straight face, pointing her little hand in the direction where Xiao Youran escaped, "The inheritance of Dragon Vein is here.
Over there, I'll tell you when you need to turn."
Zheng Nan raised the corner of his mouth, and his speed suddenly increased, but he still grabbed the princess's butt with his right hand, causing the princess to curse again with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes.
"Oh, it's the middle of the night, you two 'lonely fathers and widowed mothers' can't sleep well, why are you making such a fuss here?" Zheng Nan was holding the princess and running all the way, but he heard a naive voice, conveyed in the form of soul thoughts.
Enter your own heart.
He lowered his head and saw that it was the Demon Shadow Rabbit Xiaowu who had emerged from Princess Luoyun's chest. This guy's head was exposed outside, with a pair of long ears drooping, and his eyes were sleepy, looking like he was half asleep.
Not awake.
Zheng Nan got angry when he saw it, so he grabbed both of Xiao Wu's ears, pulled them out, and shook them violently until Xiao Wu's liver was shaking so hard that he almost vomited them out before he stopped.
"Humph, you are a seller seeking glory. Your brother Xiaoliu has been busy all night, but you are hiding in Wenrou Township and sleeping!"
"Uh-huh ah~~" Xiao Wu came back to his senses and couldn't help shaking his head hard, his ears clack-clack. "No, boss, I'm just recharging my energy for when I need it most."
It’s my time to appear! Boss, you know, I am just a brick of the boss, wherever you need to move it, Xiaoliu is helping you explore the way, so of course I will help you pick up girls!"
"You little brat, you are quite good at talking!"
"No, boss, I really helped you find out some useful information!"
"What news?"
Xiao Wu jumped onto Zheng Nan's shoulders proudly, grinned exaggeratedly, revealing a pair of bright big teeth, and said: "Hey, big daddy, I have a secret to share with you, princess's chest
A pair of little white rabbits. Although they are not big in size, they are in the best shape!"
"Uh... the best shape, what shape is that?" On the surface, Zheng Nan looked like he was eager for knowledge, but his tongue curled up his lips, obviously his heart was aroused by Xiao Wu's words.
"Hey, Dada, you are really out of date. The best shape is of course the bamboo shoot shape!"
"Hiss..." Zheng Nan gasped, "The bamboo shoot shape is so exaggerated? Is it that pointy?"
"This must exist, I saw it with my own eyes!"
Hearing this, Zheng Nan felt completely uneasy. He raised his lips again, but in his mind he was imagining the princess's bamboo shoots. Not only that, he also secretly glanced at the ups and downs of the princess's chest with his eyes, while using his hands to "severely
"To touch Xiao Wu, it's like treating Xiao Wu like a bamboo shoot...
"No, boss, please don't be so impulsive, okay?" Xiao Wu couldn't help but protested as his whole body went numb after being touched by Zheng Nan.
"Hey, you little gangster, what are you looking at?!" Princess Luoyun finally noticed Zheng Nan's wolf-like gaze and couldn't help but protect her chest with her hands.
"You misunderstood the princess. I just heard Xiao Wu say something, so I was a little curious." Zheng Nan said while continuing to look at the princess's chest without any concealment.
"Xiao Wu? You mean this little rabbit? What did it say to you?"
"Well...it told me that you have a very good figure, but you have a very serious flaw, so I want to confirm with my own eyes whether what it says is true or not."
"Flaws?" The princess frowned suspiciously, "Are you lying to me again? How can this rabbit talk to you? Besides, this princess is naturally beautiful, so there are no flaws~"
After the princess finished speaking, she raised her chin very smugly, as if she was proud of her "natural beauty".
Zheng Nan sneered, "I did hear what Xiao Wu said. It said your flaw is your chest..."
"What's on your chest?" The princess pricked up her ears and listened.
"It's your chest...one side is bigger and the other is smaller!"
"You!" The princess blushed immediately and timidly covered her chest, "You shameless little hooligan, you must have made it up. How could my princess' chest... be like that?"
Zheng Nan laughed and said proudly: "How could I make it up? This was said by Xiao Wu, who has witnessed your connotation with his own eyes. Isn't it right, Xiao Wu, did you say it?" Zheng Nan said with truth.
asked Xiao Wu in a voice, while transmitting thoughts to Xiao Wu in his heart: "You nod to me quickly, or I will cut off your fifth limb!"
At this time, Xiao Wu's expression was extremely painful, his mouth almost turned into a banana, and his eyes were full of grievance: "You are so cruel..."
Xiao Wu conveyed this idea, then closed his eyes and nodded headlong. Then, he kicked his legs and fainted...
"Look, Xiao Wu admitted it, and was so ashamed that he fainted!" Zheng Nan grabbed the fainted Xiao Wu and said to Princess Luoyun with a smile.
Princess Luoyun suddenly felt ashamed. She looked down at her chest with some anxiety, her eyes full of suspicion, and she even made gestures with her hands...
"How is this possible? How could I...how could I be one big and one small?" Princess Luoyun was about to burst into tears. Obviously, this unconfirmed news had become a worry for her.
Zheng Nan smiled evilly, "Don't worry, Your Highness, I have heard of a method that can correct your symptoms. Do you want me to help you?"
After listening to Zheng Nan's words, the princess's embarrassed expression gradually changed, turning into a fierce and cannibalistic face, and then she cursed loudly throughout the world: "Get out! You big hooligan, stinking scoundrel, and dead bastard."
You bastard, you want to take advantage of me again!"
Immediately, the princess snorted even more proudly, "Hmph, do you think this princess is really that stupid? Let me tell you, this princess doesn't care about body shape, big or small, what matters to me is content.
Just now, I cooperated with you, just to tease you because you were pitiful, but I didn’t expect that it brought out your **** nature!"
"Uh... I'm innocent! Those were Xiao Wu's tricks just now!" Zheng Nan didn't expect the princess's words to be so sharp. He couldn't find an excuse for a moment, so he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead in embarrassment, and then hurriedly shook his head.
Shake Xiao Wu awake: "Is that right, Xiao Wu?"
Xiao Wu just woke up and didn't know what happened, but when he heard Zheng Nan ask if he was right, he knew that he definitely wanted me to take the blame again! So Xiao Wu suddenly became excited, rolled his eyes, and fainted again.
"Humph, look, even Xiao Wu is too lazy to pay attention to you, you stinky scoundrel!" Princess Luoyun rolled her eyes at Zheng Nan and ignored him again. Instead, she took the fainted Xiao Wu out of Zheng Nan's hands.
He brought her over, put him in his arms and caressed her affectionately. "You have suffered, little dear, you are so pitiful to be bullied by this big bumpkin! Don't worry, you will follow your sister in the future and you will no longer have to be afraid of this smelly bumpkin!"
As Princess Luoyun spoke, she gently rubbed her cheek against Xiao Wu, which greatly helped Xiao Wu, who was "in a coma", and let out a soft moan of comfort.
"Zhizhi~~"
"Hehe, Xiaowu, you're awake. Tell me, is this country bumpkin a bad guy who always bullies you?"
Xiao Wu looked back at Zheng Nan warily. Seeing Zheng Nan's fierce expression, he quickly shook his head, but his big eyes showed a pitiful look.
"Ouch, my dear Xiao Wu must have been frightened by this ferocious turtle. Let's ignore him and continue sleeping." Princess Luoyun said, gently stroking Xiao Wu's hair with her little hand, letting Xiao Wu
Wu was so comfortable that even his ears softened. Then, the princess generously unbuttoned her collar: "Come on, Xiao Wu, go back to your den and sleep!"
With a "chirp", Xiao Wu rushed into Princess Luoyun's clothes, walked unceremoniously between the two soft masses, and fell asleep comfortably.
Zheng Nan looked at this female beast and couldn't help but be stunned: So this is okay!
"Why are you stunned? It's time to turn! Turn right in the bushes in front, and you will reach your destination in a few miles!" The princess looked at Zheng Nan's expression and said fiercely.
When Zheng Nan heard this, he turned around helplessly, sighing silently in his heart: Why is the treatment of this man and beast so different? If only I were a magic shadow rabbit, how wonderful it would be!
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As he gradually approached the destination, Zheng Nan also let his heart that was turbulent along the way sink: the golden-masked man, the dragon vein inheritance, the real key things are about to come.
But at this time, the God of the Earth gave him a reminder: "Boy, this time you have to fend for yourself again. The possession has lasted for half an hour and is about to be lifted."
Zheng Nan's expression condensed, and then he showed a resolute expression: "It's just a golden-faced man, it's just a situation, I can handle it!"
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The fourth update is completed today, and the fourth update will continue tomorrow!
Throughout the whole day today, our "Happy Crazy God" has been ranked first on the new book list, first on the collection list, and top ten on the flower list. It even appeared on the VIP list and PK list at one time, which made Xiao Wu very happy.
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These honors all come from the support of brothers. Without your support, Xiaowu would not even be a scumbag. Thank you brothers, Xiaowu is sincerely grateful!
At the same time, please brothers continue to support this book, let our glory continue, let our glory continue - we are the champions!