I'm really sorry. I got up early in the morning and found out that I had set the wrong date, and the first update at 0 o'clock was not updated. To express my apology, Xiaowu punished myself with a chapter, and today I have five updates.
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When the God of the Earth said "Here we are", Zheng Nan immediately stopped and looked around curiously.
This place is about five or six hundred meters deep underground, and geographically it should be outside the scope of the Tian family's residence. On both sides of Zheng Nan are solid dark rock walls, extremely hard, but when Zheng Nan looked ahead,
I saw a huge stone wall, and it seemed that the cave ended here. But Zheng Nan looked around and didn't find anything special, so he couldn't help but ask:
"This seems to be the end of the cave, but where is the treasure you mentioned? Where is my opportunity?"
"Shh..." The God of the Earth made a quiet signal and a weak voice sounded in Zheng Nan's heart: "If you make any small movement, I can already feel the strong aura of that thing. It should be not far ahead. But here
Since it was excavated by man, there must be some restrictions imposed by predecessors, so you'd better be careful!"
"Ah? There are still restrictions? What should I do? Those are the restrictions imposed by the powerful soul realm..." Upon hearing that there were restrictions, Zheng Nan immediately frowned.
"Don't worry, with a strong person like me in the God Realm here, why do you have to worry about a strong person in the Soul Realm? You walk forward slowly, I tell you, take one step forward, don't take more! What if you take a wrong step?
If so, your lower body can’t take care of itself, but don’t blame me for not warning you!”
"Uh... Okay, I'll listen to you..." Zheng Nan broke into a cold sweat after hearing this. It seems that this opportunity also comes with risks, and there are risks in everything you do!
Then, the God of the Earth gave instructions step by step, and Zheng Nan followed the instructions carefully, approaching step by step.
Through the powerful perception of soul power, the God of the Earth has discovered the mystery here: there is a strange field here, and under the field, there are special mechanisms buried, connecting some unknown dangers. If you step into
If you get it wrong, you may trigger unknown mechanisms and dangers.
However, the God of the Earth was too seriously injured after all, and his soul power could only be used close to Zheng Nan's body and within a very narrow range, so Zheng Nan needed to move forward step by step so that he could detect the field bit by bit.
composition.
In this way, Zheng Nan moved forward with difficulty, getting closer to the unknown treasure little by little. However, Zheng Nan never saw anything special in front of him. The only thing in front of him was a huge stone wall.
"Brother Dali, how far do we have to go? I'm about to hit the wall..." Zheng Nan looked at the slowly approaching rock wall and couldn't help but ask in his heart.
"It's strange. The thing I sensed is right in front of me, but it seems like there's something behind it that can't penetrate... Could it be that I underestimated that person and that he set some restrictions that even I can't lift?"
"No way, you are the majestic God of the Earth. Who can set up a restriction that even you can't lift?" Zheng Nan couldn't help but be frightened when he heard this. The God of the Earth is undoubtedly the strongest person he has ever seen.
, but now he may be facing a restriction that even he can't break, which is really surprising.
"Alas, with my previous strength, these so-called restrictions are nothing! But I am really injured too seriously. Now even if it is a restriction placed by the soul realm cultivator, I will have to work hard to break it... But
It’s not necessarily the case this time. I feel like it’s not a restriction, but some kind of subtle deception. Just follow my guidance, and when you encounter a place where you can’t move forward, I’ll teach you how to break it!”
"Well, go ahead!"
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In this way, Zheng Nan continued to move forward slowly, and the God of the Earth's feelings became stronger and stronger. Finally, when Zheng Nan's steps were still two meters away from the rock wall in front of him, the God of the Earth shouted: "Stop!"
"Boy, now use all your strength to attack the position in front of you at waist level!" the God of Earth said, with some excitement in his tone.
No need to ask, Zheng Nan also knew what the God of the Earth had discovered, so he mobilized all the power in his body - first, the Moon Night Killing Sword was sacrificed, turning into a red light pointing straight ahead; then Fengling Sword Technique was launched, starting from the first
From the seventh position to the seventh position, he waved continuously, and the superposition of each move was completed; in addition, the power of the earth element was also fully used, and the superhuman soul power was unleashed, trying his best to control the hard stone walls in front of him, making them more powerful.
Easy to break!
"break!"
Zheng Nan shouted silently in his heart, and unleashed his strongest move!
"Ding!"
As Zheng Nan thrust out his sword, the imaginary situation of the sword penetrating and breaking the stone wall did not happen. With the full force of the Moonlight Killing Sword at the level of a divine weapon, it only penetrated about three inches into the stone wall.
, but could no longer move forward and was stuck there. And the hard stone wall was like a vicious mouth, biting the Moon Night Killing Sword and refusing to let go.
"Brother Dali, what should I do if I can't fight?" Zheng Nan used all his strength to pull out the Yue Ye Killing Sword, and said a little helplessly.
"Well, this place is very close to that thing, so it is affected the most. Now the rocks here have evolved to an extremely hard level, and it is indeed difficult to pierce. It seems that we have to think of other ways this time..."
"any solution?"
"Well, all I have to do is try to use the invincible and necessary tool to break all blindness..." the God of Earth said proudly.
"Ah? There is such a thing in the world? What is it?" Zheng Nan's eyes lit up and he asked with great anticipation.
"Hmph," the God of the Earth hummed with great pride, "The most powerful thing in the world to break the blindfold, very few people know about it all over the world, but I do know it...that is - child urine!"
"Ah? Child's urine... is the invincible thing you mentioned actually child's urine? What's so great about that? I had it when I was three years old! But... it's gone now..." Zheng Nan started to say
She still had a smug look on her face, but later on she started to blush a little.
But he heard the God of the Earth say very proudly: "Huh, what's the point of having one at the age of three? I had it right after I was born! As for having it right after I was born, it's actually nothing special, because everyone is like this.
…But I have one thing to be proud of—I still have it!”
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Zheng Nan felt speechless for a while, and he didn't believe it. This Brother Dali was an immortal who had lived for tens of thousands of years. How...how could there be still child urine? If so, wouldn't this Brother Dali be still a virgin?!
"Isn't that right, Brother Dali, your life is so miserable, and you are actually a virgin who has lived for ten thousand years?" Zheng Nan asked in disbelief.
However, the God of the Earth still had a proud expression on his face and said: "Misery? What's so tragic! The thing I am most proud of in my life is to keep myself clean. Even after thousands of years, I can still treat the world with a clear conscience.
Roar - I have child urine! Let me ask you this, is there any strong person who can compare with me?"
Zheng Nan was completely speechless. The God of the Earth's way of understanding things was really a bit eccentric, which left Zheng Nan unable to argue. But no matter what, it was always a good thing for the God of the Earth to have children urinate, at least Zheng Nan didn't have to.
I walked back to find some boy to collect urine...
But this raises another question: The God of the Earth is the body of a soul, so how can he produce boy's urine? Not to mention boy's urine, even boy's blood is impossible!
"But Brother Dali, where do you want to get the urine out? You have urine, but you don't have a bird!" Zheng Nan said bluntly, but there was a bit of ridicule in his tone. The God of the Earth is now a soul body, and there is something below.
It’s really “birdless”…
"Hmph, you little brat really underestimated me! Although I don't have a bird, but with the power of my supreme God of the Earth, no bird is better than a bird! Now get something that can hold liquid, as long as
In this killing ring, I can make baby urine!"
Hearing what the God of the Earth said, Zheng Nan immediately remembered a previous scene, that is, when the God of the Earth cursed or sneezed in the sea of blood, it once "rained" in the sky. That should actually be the God of the Earth.
The saliva squirted out. Since I can spit, it should be normal to be able to pee.
So Zheng Nan no longer hesitated and said: "Inside the Ring of the God of Death, there are many bottles and jars containing medicines. Just pick any one and pour out the medicines in them, and then solve the problem!"
The God of Earth said "Hmm" and sank straight into the sea of blood to look for bottles and cans. After a while, Zheng Nan only felt a ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-dang-dang-dang sound from the Ring of the God of Death, and then
The voice of the God of the Earth came: "What is this from his mother? What's the use of a long strip of cloth, you also put it into the sea of blood?"
Hearing this, Zheng Nan felt cold sweat all over his body. Wasn't that strip of cloth the breastband of Princess Luoyun? How could he have the nerve to say that it was his treasure... So he dove into the sea of blood and apologized with a shy smile: "Hey
Hey, brother Dali, this piece of cloth is a token of love from my prime minister, please be merciful and keep it for me..."
The God of the Earth looked at Zheng Nan's sincere expression and said displeasedly: "You brat, you know that having a good relationship is a waste of life! How can I be like me, who has only studied martial arts all my life, and can be proud of it when I grow old?
Say 'I'm a virgin'!"
Zheng Nan was sweating profusely after hearing this. This big brother's thoughts were so special that it was impossible to communicate with him. Talking about women and relationships with him was just playing the piano to a cow, so Zheng Nan didn't bother to talk anymore. Seeing the God of the Earth calm down, he found a little girl.
Zheng Nan said no more about the bottle and directly withdrew from the sea of blood, creating a loose space for the God of Earth, the "innocent little boy", to excret...
after awhile……
"Ouch!"
A mournful scream came from above the sea of blood, as touching as the killing of a pig or a sheep. When Zheng Nan was about to rush in to see the situation, he heard another sentence coming from the sea of blood:
"What kind of broken bottle is this? Why is the mouth of the bottle so small! All my work is stuck in it!"
Listening to the pained roar of the God of the Earth, Zheng Nan was completely confused... This old living treasure is really capable...
Anyway, after a short while, the God of the Earth finally shouted unhappily: "Come in, kid, come get something!"
Zheng Nan happily probed into the Ring of the God of Death, and sure enough he saw a small bottle floating there, and at the mouth of the bottle, there was still a trace of hot steam. Obviously, the child's urine inside was still fresh.
Zheng Nan pinched his nose and used his mind to control the bottle of boy peeing out of the sea of blood, and came to the outside world. Fortunately, the bottle chosen by the God of Earth was a porcelain bottle, which was of the earth attribute. Zheng Nan could do it without using his hands, but with the power of earth.
Control it, or you will be smoked half to death by the urine of the earth god.
"You don't have to be so careful, can you get it? You didn't know that boy's urine is a good tonic for people?" The God of Earth smiled coquettishly, feeling very proud of Zheng Nan's careful look, "Okay, now take the boy's urine
If the urine is poured directly into the position I just mentioned, it is estimated that the cover can be broken. If it still can't be broken, you should be able to attack with all your strength, and it should be much easier. At least there is no blessing of the cover, it is just a simple rock.
The wall will not be so strong." The voice of the God of Earth seemed to be much weaker at this time, without the irritability just now.
Zheng Nan didn't have time to think about the change in the God of the Earth's tone, and directly controlled the boy to urinate, hitting the entire bottle at the location mentioned by the God of the Earth!
"Snapped!"
There was a crisp sound, the porcelain bottle shattered, and all the boy's urine spilled on the rock wall!
Immediately, Zheng Nan watched the changes in the rock wall eagerly, his eyes full of expectation. He saw that the color of the rock wall gradually turned from dark to lighter, and gradually became much whiter than the surrounding rocks. It seemed that it was because of the ban.
It has cracked some, so the density of the rock has also dropped.
As the color of the rock became lighter and lighter, Zheng Nan couldn't help but feel a little happy: "Looking at the color of the rock now, it seems to be similar to the color of the stone three to four hundred meters deep. If I hit it with all my strength, I should be able to break it!"
So Zheng Nan took out the Moonlight Killing Sword again and was about to stab it at the rock wall! But he was stunned for a moment because he looked at the rock wall and found that besides the boy's urine, there seemed to be some sticky residue on the rock wall.
Gooey liquid...
"What...what is this? Could it be..." Zheng Nan couldn't help but have a crazy guess while watching.
"Brother Dali? What on earth did you put into the porcelain bottle? Why are there some sticky things besides the child's urine? You can't... you can't be in it!"
I heard no answer from the God of the Earth for a long time. After a long time, I heard a faint sigh: "Oh, I never thought that the pure and beautiful reputation of my God of the Earth would be ruined by a small bottle! Sin, sin.
ah……"
When Zheng Nan heard the confirmation from the God of the Earth himself, he couldn't help but feel confused again - this powerful brother was so legendary that he was actually trapped in a small bottle like this!
Confused in his heart, Zheng Nan couldn't help but ask: "Brother Dali, why are you doing this? You have been pure all your life, why didn't you hold back this time?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuforn
After pulling it out several times, it finally ended up like this... Oh, what an injustice!!!"
Zheng Nan also basically understood the meaning of the God of the Earth. It turned out that this innocent old man had an innocent squirm after urinating, and then innocently finished it with his hands and a bottle for the first time in his life...
Sadly, the God of Earth has treasured this first time for tens of thousands of years. It is simply too sad...