Chapter 358 The bloody case caused by a cookbook (3)
"Don't talk nonsense, just show yourself as a good man Wujiro, Langli Gelang, Langli Gelang, he is tall enough..., Langli Gelang, Langli Gelang."
The fat man in the lead was singing Shandong Kuaishu while walking, but his voice was really not that good, so it made people feel that it was particularly unpleasant to listen to, especially on this dark night, especially on the mountain road, it sounded...
Extraordinarily penetrating.
Several little bandits hugged their arms tightly, and some rubbed their arms vigorously with their hands, feeling that there seemed to be a layer of goosebumps on their arms.
***, what is this? Why does this guy sing so hard? People say that singing costs money, but this guy is a killer.
The little bandits murmured, but now was not the time to complain, so they rushed out from behind the rocks with their modified knives and guns.
At a stop on the road to the mountain, a group of people bravely shouted to the other side, "People on the other side, listen, this mountain is -"
Before they finished shouting, the fat man opposite grinned, and then shouted, "Hey, I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by here and leave money to buy the road. If you dare
If you don't give them, I'll kill them all with one shot and leave them buried."
This guy was so angry that his voice sounded like thunder, which made the little bandits tremble violently.
With a crash, the swords and guns in their hands fell to the ground, and their legs were trembling, and they didn't even have the strength to run.
"Why are we so unlucky? We met a group of colleagues. Now we are in misfortune." A group of young bandits looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes. "You are not this unlucky, right?"
The big fat man originally just shouted casually when he saw his colleagues happy, but then he thought that the group of robbers on the opposite side were so cowardly that he disarmed them with just one shout. This was too boring.
Pouring his lips, Xu Mazi snorted angrily, "It's so damn boring. Why are these cowards coming out to rob us? Go back to bed quickly."
Only then did a group of young bandits wake up. They felt that they could no longer keep their faces off. They were all noisy and shouting on the mountain road not far away, but no one dared to take a step forward.
At first they couldn't feel anything when they were hiding behind the rocks, but when they stood on the mountain road, they immediately felt how tall and burly the other party was. The fat figure stuck there, just like a wall.
With my small body, I'm afraid I can't resist being slapped by others. The little bandits subconsciously swallowed their saliva when facing these three big fat men.
Fatty Xu stood there, waiting for these little bandits to rush up, but they didn't come forward for a while. He got a little impatient and walked towards the group of little bandits, "Boys, if you don't come over,
I come over."
Seeing the big fat man walking towards them, the little bandits panicked for a while. They subconsciously reached out to grab their weapons, but found that they had already thrown them on the ground, and it was too late to catch them.
Although the big fat man opposite did not hold a weapon, the gun he carried on his back was not a decoration. If necessary, he would probably kill people like him one by one with one shot.
Even if you don't use a gun, with his size and over-nourished body, you may not be able to hit him if you ask him to.
A group of young bandits had no choice but to retreat, gradually deviating from the mountain road, and were forced to retreat to the foot of a rocky mountain.
The big fat man seemed to have done it on purpose. He pressed forward step by step and drove all the little bandits under the rocks. Then he stood still. Next to him, the two fat men, although one size smaller than him, were also very strong.
, at this time, he stood on the left and right sides, staring at them maliciously with his hands on his hips, as if he would pounce on them at any time.
"They don't want to kill people and silence them, do they?" A dozen little bandits huddled under the rocks, shivering, like a wronged little daughter-in-law facing an evil mother-in-law, not to mention how pitiful they were.
The three fat men stood there, then sighed and said, "Look at you, you still have some professional ethics in robbery. You are simply embarrassing the sacred profession of robbery."
"Since robbery, it is not theft, so you have to have the aura of robbery, and use your own aura to shock the other party and make the other party put down their things obediently. Otherwise, you will be beaten and thrown to the ground.
Gone into the ravine."
The big fat man seemed to have a lot of experience, and he actually started talking to this group of little bandits. He spoke so eloquently that the little bandits were so close that they were immediately sprayed with spittle on their faces.
This person's mouth is really too big. His lips are thick, not tightly wrapped, and his teeth are exposed. Especially when he talks, spittle flies everywhere.
The little bandit standing at the front could only endure the drool pouring down like a rainstorm. If he had had an umbrella, he would have put it up long ago.
Next, the big fat man taught the little bandits a lesson, which was about the important points of robbery. He was an expert in this field, so naturally his lecture was very exciting, which stunned the little bandits.
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When the big fat man was talking, the two fat men on both sides didn't say a word. They just stood there with their arms crossed, as if they were two door gods.
Finally, the fat man's lesson was finished, and the little bandit standing opposite no longer had to endure the heavy rain of spit.
After taking a breath, the big fat man waved his hand and shouted, "Do you understand what I just said?"
Got it! Everyone shouted in unison. This is also the result of this training. Obviously, the discipline has improved a lot.
The big fat man suddenly seemed to remember something. He stretched out his hand to the bandits, then hooked his hand, and chuckled, "The class can't be in vain, shouldn't there be some benefits?"
benefit?
People were stunned. The little bandits couldn't even fill their own stomachs, so what could they give to the big fat man?
The smile on the big fat man's face remained unchanged, but there was a sly look in his eyes, "Since you don't have money, you can exchange it for something."
People felt at ease when they heard that things were being offered in exchange, because they knew that they had nothing but lice on their bodies, and if the other party wanted to use their own things in exchange, they would definitely not suffer a loss.
But then the big fat man made his request. What he wanted was a cookbook, a cooking recipe.
The big fat man has been looking for this thing for several days, but he still hasn't found anything. In desperation, he can only mobilize others to look for it together.
According to the clues, the thing appeared here, but later he didn't know where it went, so he brought two people here to search to see if they could find anything.
A group of young bandits calmed down from the shock. When they saw the other party offering to exchange something, they all thought that the other party was interested in something they had on them. They all rushed forward, scrambling for fear of being overtaken first.
"Here's the guy in charge, these are the pants I've been wearing for three years. Look at the colorful patches on them. They look so pretty."
"Look at me, look at me, a coat without sleeves is just cool in summer."
"Straw hats, dried straw hats, can not only protect you from wind and rain, but can also be used to make tea, killing two birds with one stone."
People were shouting and selling their own things to Xu Mazi, and their original fear had disappeared without a trace.
Looking at the appearance of these guys, Xu Mazi chuckled. He seemed to have seen what he looked like when he was young, so he waved his hands cheerfully, "Don't be busy getting things now. Let's eat first. Let's eat first."
What these people bring out will definitely not be what he wants, so he plans to fish for the big fish first and make good use of the power of these people.
These people are local snakes in this area. Although they are not very capable, they are familiar with the terrain and conditions and make good use of them. They will definitely be much faster than searching for them by themselves.
From the way these people were dressed and their pale faces, it could be seen that these people probably hadn't had enough to eat for a long time, so Xu Mazi simply bribed them with food.
Xu Mazi did what he said, unpacked his backpack, and took out a military pot, a stove, and various ingredients.
This guy has a penchant for showing off. He obviously had ready-made dry food in his backpack, but he took out the cooking utensils he brought with him, apparently intending to cook a meal for these guys.
Although the army pot is not big, it is fully functional and can be used for frying, stir-frying, and deep-frying. The stove is also specially made and uses high-energy electrons, which is enough for him to cook thousands of dishes without stopping.
There are spare batteries.
In this way, Xu Mazi began the process of cooking.
While he was processing the ingredients, the group of little bandits had already gathered around. They were all looking eagerly at the things in front of them, and their saliva was almost drooling.
This is the Northeast, and most of the ingredients are from the local area, so Xu Mazi simply made a simple Northeastern stew, plus a pot of cornmeal pancakes.
Northeastern stew is a representative dish of Northeastern cuisine. The taste is undeniable, and Xu Mazi’s cooking skills are even more trustworthy. So before it was cooked, the little bandits around him were already drooling and almost pounced.
Go up and grab some to eat.
On the other side, the steamed cornmeal pancakes were almost cooked, and a strong scent of cornmeal came out of the pot, penetrating the hearts of the little bandits, making them feel like there were twenty-five mice in their stomachs -
A hundred claws scratch the heart.
Half an hour later, when the rice was ready, Xu Mazi shouted, and the little bandits immediately swarmed up, grabbed the big pancakes, and stuffed them into their mouths.
You can imagine how hot the pancakes were when they came out of the pan, but those guys screamed when they were burned, but they couldn't bear to throw away the pancakes, and they still stuffed them into their mouths.
Some of the little bandits shed tears while eating. Don't blame them, they haven't eaten such delicious food for many days.
Recently, there has been a shortage of food in the village. People can only receive two potatoes every day. If these are not enough, they can only eat leaves.
There is a kind of tree on the mountain with broad and juicy leaves. Although it tastes a little astringent, it can satisfy your hunger. However, if you eat too much of it, your poop will be green.
It can be said that many people have been looking forward to having such a full meal for a long time.
At this moment, the little bandits made up their minds. Even if Xu Mazi asked them to steal the bag of potatoes under their boss's bed, they would do it without hesitation.