"Who is so bold? Uh..." Cao Zhi, whose mood was ruined but had already caused a swarm of spermatozoa in his seminal vesicles, must have died under the sudden brake at this moment, was about to curse.
, raised his head suddenly, and saw clearly the pink faces of Cao Chong and Cao Zhang's two sons, appearing at the door of the room. At this time, the disheveled man was holding Liu Youchong's hand, and he was stunned there before he could put it down.
"You two bastards who are seeking death, what..." Cao Zhi, who had suppressed a lot of scolding and irritation, asked in shock, when the curious Cao Chong interrupted:
"Eh? Dad, why are you hugging this aunt? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Holding his small body, Cao Chong, who had just climbed up, was immediately confused by the scene in front of him that was not suitable for children.
Another large part of Cao Zhi's sperm died of depression due to Cao Chong's curiosity.
"Shut up, Cang Shu, go quickly..." Cao Zhang, who was a little sensible, saw what was going on in the house and knew that he had violated his father's taboo. He reached out and hurriedly pulled Cao Chong out.
But just as Cao Zhang was about to pull his younger brother Cao Chong out, Cai Wenji's shout came to mind again behind him: "Why are you two little devils running so fast? Stop falling..."
When Cai Wenji's voice rang out, the two people in the banquet hall became even more panicked. The foreseeable embarrassment was also close before their eyes.
But when Cai Wenji stepped into the Beige Banquet Hall, her other foot did not move in. Instead, she hurriedly pulled out the foot that had already entered.
"Ahem, you two boys, come with me, your father is busy. Come and see me again tonight!"
Cai Wenji was too proud. Like Liu Youchong, he was dressing in a hurry. After dressing up to return to the official image of the imperial prime minister and Yuan Shao's widow, he rushed out again.
"Ayan, Ayan, what are you doing..."
"Mom, dad calls you? Why don't you respond?"
"Come on, little devil. Your father is busy and has something important to discuss with Aunt Liu!" When Cai Wenji said the word "important matter", she was very articulate and added an accent. She even looked back and took a serious look at the girl who was jumping up and down.
He glanced at Cao Zhi who jumped out.
"Oh! Then why did they take off their clothes to talk?" Cao Chong's cleverness and shamelessness in asking questions were fully demonstrated at this time.
"I know, mother and father also have to take off their clothes when talking about important things. Do you understand that this is called a matter of men and women?" Cao Zhang's uprightness and stupidity happened to explode at the same time, and he even plausibly conducted "popular science" to Cao Chong.
"educate.
When Cao Zhi was lamenting his misfortune, Cai Wenji, who had always been quiet and quiet, also had her cheeks flushed red by her son's outspoken son. She raised her delicate hand and knocked Cao Zhang staggering.
"Oh, mother, why did you hit someone?"
"Come on, you talkative brat!"
Cai Wenji lost her cynicism at this moment and quickly dragged her two sons out of the North Pavilion.
"Last General Cao Chun meets the Prime Minister!"
Cao Zhi, who was standing at the door of the banquet hall and looking at Cai Wenji's back in a daze, was suddenly interrupted by another greeting. He turned his head and saw his cousin Cao Chun, who was standing with his fists clasped and bowing.
"Oh, Cao Chun is here... huh? Did you escort Wenji and her son here?" Then I thought of the sudden arrival of Cai Wenji and her son, and saw Cao Chun, who had been stationed in Xudu and recuperating from his injuries, appearing here. After a moment of surprise,
Immediately think of the connection between them.
"Yes!" Cao Chun didn't dare to raise his head, bowed his head and responded bravely.
"You boy, are you still my cousin? How dare you bring my wife and children to show me how to look good!" Cao Zhi said, already taking off his shoes.
"Hey, brother, it's not me. It was Mrs. Ren who asked me to escort Mrs. Cai and the others here. It was also she who didn't allow me to notify you in advance..." When Cao Chun replied, he was already hiding in the Beige Garden to avoid Cao Chun.
Wise pursuit.
"Won't you secretly send someone to ventilate me halfway?" As soon as he finished speaking, the sole of a shoe dodged and hit Cao Chun's face.
"Ah! You also know that your wife is a talented woman. I can't hide any of my tricks from her. Oops, I've offended someone..."
Cao Zhi's birthday party was held as scheduled, even though Cao Zhi's confidants knew that he had been in trouble at home recently. However, the scene was still full of joy. In addition to Cao's clan members and direct line civil and military officials, there were also Xu You and Xin
Pi, Chen Lin, Wang Xiu and others are all important guests at today's banquet.
Cai Wenji, as the only legal couple around her at this time, also attended the banquet. She spoke well and behaved generously at the banquet, winning the unanimous respect and love of the guests.
Halfway through the banquet and dinner, and when the musicians' performance was at its climax, Cai Wenji suddenly expressed her good intention to invite Liu's mother and son to attend.
This proposal was immediately echoed by Cao Zhi, but in return, Cai Wenji gave him a hard pinch on the thigh.
But this information undoubtedly conveyed to Cao Zhi's direct family that the crisis in Cao Zhi's harem has been resolved. Of course, in order to achieve this goal, Cao Zhi used the old conquest routines and methods on Cai Wenji, and talked naked with her.
"Important matter". Of course Cai Wenji disagreed and did not cooperate at first, but with Cao Zhi's persistence and the fact that the matter was a done deal, Cai Wenji, as the most talented woman in the Eastern Han Dynasty, had to accept the reality.
.
Mrs. Liu and Yuan Mai were quickly invited out, and the honored guests sat on the lower right side of Cao Zhi. During the banquet, Cai Wenji frequently showed her elegant demeanor, chatting cordially with Mrs. Liu and inviting her to drink. The two women were also very knowledgeable and bright.
After making his appearance, he excused himself and left.
After all, men have always been the protagonists at banquets in China, and women are always just foils. A foil should have such self-awareness, and you can't let the men wait until they annoy you before you quit.
Although Cao Zhi didn't even glance at Liu Youchong and Yuan Mai at the banquet, when Cai Wenji left the table with her arms warm to Mrs. Liu, many of Cao Zhi's subordinates who were good at looking for clues noticed something.
Clues.
But at this moment, a monster-like entertainment show made everyone scream. To be precise, a very big head, a very big nose and two very big white teeth appeared.
At the front outside the banquet hall.
When all the guards saw the monster, which was as thick as a beam and had tusks longer than ordinary swords, they all drew out their swords in horror.
"Haha... That's an elephant. Everyone, please be cautious and panic..." Cao Zhi hugged Cao Chong, who was also pale, and said while comforting him. He immediately thought of the allusion of "Cao Chong weighing the elephant".
But look at the son who is less than four years old, how could he come up with such a classic method and make it a classic?
"Who sent this as a congratulatory gift?" When Cao Zhi said the name of this animal, everyone couldn't help but stood up in surprise and walked out of the courtyard wall to watch the elephant in full view.
While Cao Zhi asked about the origin of the elephant, he thought about how possible the allusion happened to his son Cao Chong.
"It's a congratulatory gift sent by someone from Sun Quan to the Prime Minister!" Guo Jia came out of the crowd and answered.
"Oh, is there peace in the south recently?" When Cao Zhi heard Guo Jia mention Sun Quan, he immediately went to other things and asked seriously.
"To the south... Sun Quan's cousin Sun Hao has raised an army to conquer Sun Quan. Judging from the results of the battle, Sun Quan may not be able to sustain it... He sent people to send these things just because he wanted the Prime Minister to send troops to help him!" Guo Jiasan He walked up to Cao Zhi's chair in two steps and reported to Cao Zhihui in a low voice.
"Ha!" Cao Zhi chuckled and then asked again: "What about the situation of our army and our side?"
"Yan Xiang, Lu Su and others, leading a group of Yangzhou civil and military forces, are ready to move into Shanyin at any time!"
"Um!"
Cao Zhi nodded with satisfaction, and when he picked up the wine bottle again and was about to take a sip, he suddenly thought of another person in history who could compete with him.
"Where is Liu Bei? How is he lately?"
Guo Jia was stunned by Cao Zhi's question, and then said: "When we were besieging Yecheng, Liu Bei led his army to continue marching westward. During the mad retreat into Hanzhong, Xiahou Dun, Yu Jin, and Le Jin led their troops to intercept. But Liu Bei led his army to intercept it. He pretended to retreat and set up an ambush. General Le thought it was a trick and persuaded him. General Xiahou Dun refused to listen and was defeated by Liu Bei. Fortunately, General Le's follow-up reinforcements arrived in time. Liu Bei's army was too small and he knew that he could not gain any advantage by continuing the stalemate, so he retreated. The army should have joined forces with Zhang Lu now!" Recently, there has been little news about Cao Jun coming from the west, and Guo Jia can only know so much.
"Didn't it say some time ago that Liu Bei went against the grain and fled to Jingzhou?"
"Well, he was still in Ziyang City on the north bank of the Yangtze River, trying to build some kind of city. He named it Baidi City. He wanted to use it as a base camp to guard the dangerous points and occupy a place. But he was not only defeated by Generals Xia Houyuan and Cao Zhen, but also drove them away After leaving Jingzhou, Baidi City was also demolished by General Xiahou, and now General Xiahouyuan has returned to Xudu!"
"Um!"
Guo Jia's answer made Cao Zhi regain some satisfaction. After all, normal history has been disrupted by Cao Zhi, and the chance of Liu Bei becoming king of Chengdu again is slim. But Cao Zhi immediately returned He cautiously told Guo Jiada: "Liu Bei does not allow him to have another chance to stand up. He sent troops to Hanzhong with Xia Houyuan, Cao Zhen, Tiao Zhangja, Li Dian, Du Yi, Pu Hu and Yuan Yue, and promoted Zhuge Liang to the position of military advisor of the former army. We are asking Liu Zhang to send troops from Chengdu to form a two-sided encirclement. We must completely annihilate Liu Bei and Hanzhong, and we cannot let him escape again. Our next step is to deal with Yuan Tan, Yuan Xi, **, and we have no time to separate ourselves. Tell Xun You and Jia Xu that they need to At this time, the troops and horses used to defend Xudu can be mobilized to participate in the encirclement and suppression of Hanzhong!"
"Yes, but will it be possible to mobilize Xu Du's troops..."
Guo Jia's worries were immediately interrupted by Cao Zhi: "While we are clearing the last nail in the north, I can't think of anyone else who has the ability to sneak attack Xudu, so if necessary, annihilating the enemy must be the first priority." First things first.”
"yes!"
After Guo Jia was persuaded by Cao Zhi, Cao Zhi suddenly thought of something and asked, "What do you know about Zhang Lu?"