After Cao Zhi was proud, he looked at Cao Cao again, wondering if they understood why Mi Heng came to him?
Cao Cao shook his head and nuzzled at Cao Zhi again, asking himself.
Cao Zhi thought to himself, "What have you done? We've been chatting for a while, but I haven't figured out anything yet. Do it yourself!"
Cao Zhi spoke first, "Mr. Mi, I've come a long way and it's been a hard journey. My family has been negligent, so I hope you can forgive me."
"Hey! Don't take it to heart, Duke Ming. You are traveling all over the world. This trip is from Xuchang. You are here specifically to serve Duke Ming and the rebel army and do your part to help the Han Dynasty. A little neglect is nothing."
Heng Dao.
When Cao Zhi heard this, he raised his eyebrows again and felt a little proud in his heart. He said: "Zhi, how can you be so virtuous and capable? Mr. Meng favors you. Mr. Meng doesn't know. Now my eldest brother is in charge of the rebel army. This is him...
." It was rare for Cao Zhi to meet figures from the cultural circles of the Three Kingdoms, so he had to behave politely, so he called him "Zhi" sourly, which shocked Xia Houyuan and others to get goosebumps. After speaking, Cao Zhi pointed to Cao Cao, who was sitting in the middle.
, Mi Heng has interrupted him.
"Ming Gong, please be patient. You Heng came here specifically to serve Ming Gong, and don't worry about anything else." After saying this, you didn't even look at Cao Cao, and continued to look arrogant.
These words offended many people, especially Cao Cao, who felt slightly unhappy.
The fact is that Cao Cao's reputation is higher than that of Cao Zhi. Cao Cao has already become famous since he became a captain in the northern part of Luoyang. He made great achievements in slaying the Yellow Turban bandits and was promoted to captain of the Imperial Army. Later, he was promoted to deputy commander of the imperial army for supporting the young emperor to ascend the throne.
From the assassination of Dong Zhuo to the current General Fenwu of the "Kwantung Alliance", these are all glorious official positions and deeds.
Compared with Cao Zhi, it is much higher. Cao Zhi only started as Cao Cao's official, and then became the captain of the cavalry. The Taizhong doctor also relied on the support of the Queen Mother, and the rebel army organized by the Qiao County was again
We almost lost the battle with the Montenegrin Army, and now we have no official position and no troops. Why did you have to surrender to Cao Zhi after Mi Heng died?
"Sir, why do you insist on surrendering?" Cao Zhi asked, puzzled. This was also the question of most people present.
Mi Heng smiled, and calmly took out a piece of paper from the brocade pouch at his waist, handed it to Cao Zhi, and asked, "This was written by Ming Gong."
Cao Zhi took it and took a look. It turned out to be the "recruitment advertisement" written by him to recruit soldiers. It was indeed written by him. It was written by imitating the modern telephone pole "small advertisement" in order to recruit soldiers when he first returned to Qiao County.
I had people post it all over the neighboring counties, but I didn't expect that Mi Heng also had one.
"Well, I did write this recruitment notice randomly." Cao Zhi felt a little embarrassed, after all, it was hard to be polite like this. After Cao Zhi finished speaking, he glanced at Cao Cao, and Cao Cao reached out and took it with interest.
A "small advertisement".
quot;Otherwise, otherwise, the beauty of this article is an unrivaled work. 'A man of high standing should constantly strive for self-improvement', 'We sincerely invite knowledgeable people and social elites to join the rebel army', quatrains, quatrains! Ming Gong is talented and wise.
, I think I am a rare hero, and after reading Ming Gong's article, I can only sigh that I am not as good as myself." When talking about this exciting point, "Porphyrin" Ni Heng farted loudly.
The "noise" and "stink" of this fart are indeed rare to find in the world. You look at me and I look at you among the few sitting there. Although most of them were born in the martial arts, they have never encountered such an embarrassing experience.
, so I don’t know what to do.
Cao Zhizheng was surprised that this "small advertisement" could also be praised as a good article. Cao Cao took the "small advertisement" and saw what Mi Heng said, and he smiled in agreement and said: "It's not bad! There is..." Suddenly he was
The fart suddenly smelled... I could only pretend to smile, nod, and signal Mi Heng to continue. He couldn't speak, otherwise the stench wouldn't flow into his mouth. He couldn't pinch his nose like Xu Chu did, either.
That's so rude.
Cao Zhi can't deliberately avoid this peerless bastard. They are praising us. He just told Xia Houyuan and others that he was a gentleman! Just bear with it!
In fact, it's no wonder that Mi Heng and Cao Cao admired Cao Zhi's "little advertisement". It was the product of the infinite influence of the market economy and the cultivation of five thousand years of cultural heritage. It has incomparable incitement to modern people, let alone the ancients. I guess this is what you
Heng prides himself on being a genius, but he encounters obstacles everywhere, so he especially appreciates the phrase "We sincerely invite people of insight and social elites to join the rebel army!"
Judging from Ni Heng's situation, he had already become accustomed to this kind of thing, and he continued to say in a high voice, "I believe that there are only two people in the world - Cao Minggong, the eldest son, Cao Zhi, and I, the younger son -
—Mi Heng.quot;
Then he farted three times in a row, probably reaching the climax of his excitement.
And because of the cold weather, the doors and windows were closed tightly, so no one dared to object to him. They were all holding their breath! The smell of farts filling the room was really unbearable.
Cao Zhi nodded "Yes, yes", wow! What kind of person did we meet today?
The ignorant Xu Chu was very happy after hearing Mi Heng say that his lord was good. In fact, he thought the same in his heart, but he didn't say it as well as this gentleman.
Xu Chu stood up while pinching his nose. Thinking that he was somewhat famous, and now that he was from Cao Zhi, he wondered if he could be ranked third in the world.
Xu Chu rushed up to Mi Heng and asked Mi Heng with a heavy nasal voice, "I am the most powerful general under Lord Cao - Xu Chu is the same. What do you think of me?"
Mi Heng squinted his eyes, curled his glossy mouth, and said: You...are nothing more than a sack of wine and rice!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang" sound, and Xu Chu hurriedly swung his fist, hitting Mi Heng's left eye.
Mi Heng fell down in response. He was beaten so hard that he rolled over and shook on the ground. He finally stopped when he hit a pillar. He didn't regain his strength for a long time.
Mi Heng said no one was good. He said he was the most unruly person present and the number one rough guy from the bandits' den.
Cao Zhi ignored the odor and quickly grabbed Xu Chu, who was about to pounce on him. Otherwise, Mi Heng, a man with a thin neck and a big head, could withstand the beating of Xu Mangfu, and blood would be splashed on the spot.
Cao Zhi held Xu Chu tightly, and Mi Heng got up from the ground. He had a black eye, half of his body was lying on a table, gasping for air, and shouting to defend Sven's dignity: "
You, you vulgar person... you dare to hit people, it is insulting to politeness, it is insulting to this... you, you..." Mi Heng was so angry that he couldn't say anything.
.
Cao Zhi was very busy while pulling one and asking the other to say less. The two of them didn't buy it and yelled at each other, a pair of living treasures and a scum.
After persuading him for a long time, Cao Zhi suddenly realized why he was the only one busy! Where were the others? He turned around and looked around. I don’t know when all the unloyal guys ran away, and they didn’t run far away. Most of them held their noses and hid.