I cursed the woman behind me to never get married. Why do I hate her so much? Because she chased me for an hour with a big knife. At this moment, the knife was on my neck. There is no doubt that the knife
If it were cut off, my head would definitely move.
"Nv...Xiao Xia, please spare my life!" I haven't enjoyed my blessing yet, how could I die!
"Humph, if you want me to spare you, tell me what kind of evil things you have done?" The voice is quite pleasant, but it is definitely not a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman cannot hold such a big knife!
"I am a legal citizen and a good person. How could I do something so harmful to nature? Please don't kill me, okay?"
"Humph, you're still not honest!" As he said this, the knife entered my neck another minute.
"I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting. I bought fried dough sticks yesterday morning without paying for them. Yesterday I ate the pizza that Mr. Wang from my work unit ordered for me at noon. I picked up 100 quick bucks last night but didn't pay them to the government. I threw a big bag of garbage to my next door neighbor the day before yesterday.
It’s at the doorstep..." I suddenly recited so many bad things about myself that even I felt that they were really heinous.
"Humph, you are quite honest!"
"Then please let me go. I promise to help grandma on the road every day and give up my seat to grandpa every day!"
"It's okay if I let you go," the woman paused, "turn around first!"
As soon as I heard that there was something going on, I hurriedly said: "Then take the knife and don't be impulsive!" As soon as you were impulsive, my head disappeared. As I said that, I slowly turned around, and standing in front of me was a wrapped body.
The woman in the golden armor couldn't see her face, so she probably didn't look very good. Otherwise, why would she be wearing a mask?
"I've turned around, please let me go!"
"Well, it's okay if you want me to let you go. Just kiss me first!"
Um, what?? Kiss her? What if she has a pockmarked face? What if she has big teeth? The appearance of countless ugly women suddenly appeared in my mind, and I took one look at it and never wanted to see it again.
The second sight, but I haven’t been out of the country yet, well, I haven’t been out of Zhejiang Province yet, and I haven’t found a wife yet... Forget it, just kiss me, I will risk my life to survive! At this time, she took
Take off the mask.
No pockmarks, no buck teeth, fair face with blemishes, soft black hair hanging down from her shoulders like water, her snowy face and delicate facial features looked so sweet, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked at me flickeringly.
I was immediately stunned. Although I had seen many beauties on TV, this was the first time I saw her at such a close distance. She closed her eyes and slowly yearned to get closer.
She really wants to kiss her. There is something wrong with her brain. She has been chasing me for so long just because she wants me to kiss her. Just say no. It makes me waste so much effort. Of course, I didn’t think about it that much, because, beautiful women
The lips were already pressed, and I couldn't react. At this time, a fragrance floated through my nose, and my lips were already warm and moist. My brain suddenly "buzzed" and went blank. I was intoxicated by the feeling on my lips.
The wonderful touch that makes people intoxicated.
Um, why is it so pricked in the face? When I opened my eyes, I saw, damn, what kind of beauty is this? She has an orangutan face, full of black hair, and lips thicker than sausages.
"Ah..." I screamed and sat up from the bed. I patted my chest and gasped. It turned out to be a dream. This dream was too scary, especially the orangutan face...
....
The door was knocked open with a "bang", and a girl stood at the door. She put her hands on her waist and shouted, "Hey, I'm going to die. What are you calling me in the middle of the night?"
"It's okay, I had a dream. I dreamed of being kissed by a gorilla." I regretted it after saying that. Why did I tell her about this? It would be weird if she didn't laugh to death. Sure enough, 5 seconds later, someone started laughing while holding his belly.
: "Hahahaha, bro, your dream is so creative. Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing. I told you to do more good deeds but you don't listen. Retribution is coming, haha..."
"Hey, hey, whoever doesn't do good deeds, I always help the old lady cross the road, okay?"
"Yes, they didn't have to go there originally, but you sent them there and they had to run back by yourself!"
"You're still laughing, you're looking for a beating!" Feeling ashamed and angry, he grabbed the pillow and threw it away, completely missing it!
"Well, you woke me up, let's make a midnight snack to make up for it!"
"You're still wearing high heels, who are you kidding? There are biscuits outside, eat them yourself..." Before he could finish his words, he heard two "coo"s, "Um, let me make egg noodles!"
"Hey, bro, you are the best!"
My name is Chen Yu, and the person sitting outside waiting to eat noodles is my little sister: Lin Xin. The reason why our last names are different is because she and I are not biological siblings. When I was 8 years old, my parents were killed in a car accident.
Both died, and the perpetrator was Lin Xin's father. Although it was caused by my parents crossing the road without walking on the zebra crossing, Lin Xin's parents still blamed themselves. It happened that my parents were also only children, and their elders
They both passed away, so they adopted me. My uncle and aunt were in the building materials business. Three years ago, there was a fire in the factory, and my uncle and aunt died in the fire. At that time, I had just graduated from high school, and Xin'er had just graduated from junior high school. Fortunately, we had insurance.
I have been with you a lot. In the past three years, Xin'er and I have been living on the insurance money, but the money will always run out. Last month, I officially graduated from college. In order to work, I have sent out hundreds of resumes.
See you back...
"Hey, brother, are the noodles ready? I'm so hungry!"
"Yeah, here we come!"
"Yes, brother's noodles are delicious!" Xin'er said with the noodles in her mouth, "Are you going to find a job recently?"
I glanced at her: "If you don't find a job, how will you get the money to cook noodles for you?"
"Why don't you come here? I've seen your bankbook. Isn't there still more than 1 million in it, which is enough for us to spend for a few years. If it doesn't work, just find a rich woman to marry!"
I sweat so hard, I can think of all this: "You still have the nerve to say, why don't you get married? You can spend tens of thousands on playing Fantasy Westward Journey. I really admire you!"
Xin'er blushed and immediately changed the subject: "Isn't she still young? By the way, have you bought that gaming helmet?"
"It's settled. It will be delivered at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Are you sure this game is really as advertised? It seems to be something only found in online game novels!"
"Okay, my classmate's relative works in a game company. Are you talking about picking up countless beauties and making tons of money like in the novel? I have some confidence in this game!"
"Forget it about making money by picking up beautiful women. You wash the dishes. I'm going to sleep!" After saying that, he flashed into the room.
"555, why is it me again, brother, you really don't know how to cherish the beauty of my little white hands 555..."
I just woke up from a fright and ate again. I couldn't sleep now. I turned on my computer and went to the official website to see the game introduction. The game Silver Moon is a game developed by Silver Moon Group over a period of 6 years and cost billions. It uses a gaming helmet.
As a medium, the simulation degree reaches more than 80%, and the professions are divided into knights, swordsmen, assassins, berserkers, archers, priests, summoners...
Suddenly my QQ profile picture flashed, and Xin'er was probably the only one who came to see me in the middle of the night.
"Brother, I'm looking at the official website of Silver Moon. Have you thought about what profession to choose? I want to choose a swordsman!" I was so happy when I heard this, and a funny scene appeared in my mind. A delicate girl was holding a big gun.
Fighting with others with swords...
"No, no, you are a little girl. How can you choose a swordsman? How good is it to choose a mage? A mage can level up quickly. I will gain experience with you, hehe!"
"Hmph, that's a good idea. I'll go practice as a priest. Then you kill monsters and I'll increase my health!"
Well, that’s okay too!
"Hehe, bro, I have already thought of a name, please take a guess!"
"Tch, isn't it Pink Butterfly Rain? Which game don't you play with this name? It's 2 o'clock, you can go to bed. You don't look good to begin with, and if you stay up late, you will get dark circles!"
"You're so shameless, go to bed, I'm so angry!" The little beauty said angrily, and her QQ avatar dimmed after saying this. In fact, Xin'er is also a first-class beauty, you can tell by looking at the drawer of love letters, and she has just
It will definitely be a disaster to end up like this after graduating from high school in two years. It's a pity that she is my sister, otherwise, huh... Well, why do you think about this? I am very kind, so I go to bed quickly.
Why did I feel like I couldn't breathe? I opened my eyes and saw, nnd, a small hand pinched my nose: "Brother, I got up to make breakfast. I'm starving to death!"
"Hey, we only ate at 2 o'clock, and now you want to eat at 6 o'clock. Are you a pig?"
"I'm a pig to begin with!" Xin'er said as she scratched the pile of rotten straw on her head. "Stop scratching it. It won't work anymore. And please don't run around in underwear in the future. Wear
Run out with good clothes!"
Xin'er blushed and ran out with a "Oh", which made me wonder why she was so energetic recently. She wouldn't get up before 10 o'clock in the past!
I yawned, washed up, and went out to buy 2 breakfasts and 1 newspaper. When I got home, Xin'er was still combing her hair. Hey, her pile of straw couldn't be done without spending 20 minutes. She ate and read the newspaper.
After a while, Xin'er ran out with tears in her eyes, "The comb is broken again, 5555, it hurts so much!"
I wanted to laugh, but felt distressed for a while, so I touched her head and shook my head and said, "Stop it, put on a hat later and go out and get a haircut!"
After a while, Xin'er got dressed and walked out with a light blue hat. I couldn't help but sigh that it would be a waste for her not to become a star.
The helmet arrived. It was very simple to connect a helmet to a host and plug in the power and network cable. Xin'er asked them to install it in her room, but I quickly stopped them and asked them to install it in the lobby.
"Why decorate the hall?"
I said something in her ear, and Xin'er's face turned red: "Well, let's just pretend to be in the lobby."
Just kidding, people can enter Xin'er's room. There are clothes, newspapers and magazines on the floor, and there is no room to walk.
The staff explained the precautions for use and left. Before leaving, they charged me 10,000 yuan and 5,000 yuan for a helmet, which was heartbreaking!
Xin'er dragged me to accompany her to get her hair done. I didn't want to go because I couldn't stand it when she started to fussy. When I got to the barber shop and took off my hat, the lady was stunned for a long time. She probably couldn't connect the hair with her face.
Together, I heard a scream, which made Xin'er burst into tears. The lady also looked at me helplessly. I really couldn't bear it: "You can just cut it off, it doesn't matter if it's a little shorter!"
Half an hour later, a girl with fresh and bright short hair stood in front of me: "Not bad, not bad, short hair is still so beautiful!" She is indeed beautiful, and I didn't lie to her.
Of course, Xin'er still looked aggrieved and looked like she was about to cry, which I can understand, considering that she was so painful that she almost shed tears just now.
Seeing that it was 11 o'clock, Xin'er complained that she was hungry. Thinking of Xin'er's aggrieved look just now, I said: "Well, let's go to KFC!" I touched my pocket and found that I only brought 20 quick bucks, "Um, I didn't bring it.
For money, let’s eat dumplings!”
"It's okay, I brought the card, just go and get some!" As she said that, she took out a card and waved it in front of my eyes. It looked familiar.
"Why does this card look so familiar?"
"Of course, I got it from your room!" Xin'er lowered her head and said weakly.
"nnd, you didn't hide it well!"
"...."
It was lunch time, and KFC was also overcrowded. Xin'er said: "Brother, you wait in line and I'll go get a seat." To put it bluntly, she asked me to stand while she sat. She endured it and asked her to walk around among so many people.
I’m still reluctant to go!
I was also unambiguous and just added a large bottle of Coke to the whole family. Xin'er resented it for a long time: "I'm trying to lose weight, but you still buy so much. You can't eat it and waste a lot of money!" After saying that, he killed a chicken leg in an instant.
"If you can't eat it, pack it up and take it back to you as a midnight snack." I also finished eating the chicken drumsticks, while my eyes moved up and down on the girl next to me who was wearing a miniskirt.
"What's so good about her? Her thighs are so thick, but mine are the prettiest!" Xin'er shouted proudly. Fortunately, the distance was far enough that the girl in shorts couldn't hear her.
"Tch, look at your little steamed buns, how dare you compare with others!" Indeed, the sister's can be considered rough, and Xin'er's...after all, she is still young, and she will have a chance in the future.
Xin'er gritted her teeth, picked up the family bucket and changed seats directly.