"Fu Xiaonian, you are going to die, who are you asking me for!?" A furious voice came from the other side.
"Uh-huh," she could only reply now, "what's the matter?"
"What's the matter? I want to ask you, did you catch that iceberg man?"
"..."
"You can tell by the look on your face. The old rule is, see you at seven o'clock in the evening. If you dare not come, I will come to your house tomorrow! That's it, hang up."
Looking at the hung up phone in his hand, Fu Xiaonian rolled his eyes, wondering what those women were up to.
At seven o'clock in the evening, Fu Xiaonian appeared at the door of Wangqing on time, walked into the familiar box on seven-inch high heels, threw the bag in his hand on the sofa, and Fu Xiaonian lay down on the sofa seat with a big letter spread,
"What's going on? If there's nothing else, I can go back."
"We are sisters after all, what you said is so heartbreaking!" The girl on the left slapped her on the shoulder.
"Okay!" Fu Xiaonian stood up from the sofa, shrugged and said, "Sisters and sisters, what do you think of bringing me here at this late hour?"
"Any advice?" A certain woman lifted Fu Xiaonian's chin frivolously, approached her ambiguously, and rubbed her back with one hand, "Tell the sisters, how is your progress?"
"Progress?" Fu Xiaonian slapped his hand that was making trouble on his back, puzzled.
"Yeah, what happened between you and that iceberg man?" The other one was more direct, "Have you, um -" She gestured with her two thumbs, with an evil look on her face.
"Go -" Fu Xiaonian pushed her away and said scornfully: "Your thoughts are so dirty!"
"Am I dirty? Or you didn't take care of me at all, so you're ashamed!" She sat down next to Fu Xiaonian in a leisurely manner, and said with a serious look on her face: "Xiaonian, as a sister, I'm really worried for you!"
"That's right, Xiaonian, we have read the newspapers from a few days ago. Your competitors are quite strong."
"That's right, Fu Xiaonian, don't say that my sisters didn't warn you in advance and advise you to act now and eat the iceberg man. If you wait until that woman strikes first, the grass you have carefully cared for these two years will be gone.
But it was snatched away."
"That's right," someone pushed her, "it's better to strike first to gain the upper hand!"
Fu Xiaonian was dumbfounded by these people, "Then according to your opinion, how can I take advantage of others?"
Someone put a whole bottle of red wine on the table, and everyone's ears stood up. Fu Xiaonian was also forced to lean forward, "According to what I said, add an aphrodisiac, and then, gurgling...
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"Oh——" Everyone looked like they suddenly understood.
Fu Xiaonian held his chin like a studious child and asked, "But Shang Xuan is not someone who is easily drugged."
"You don't understand this," the latter took out a rose from behind like magic and motioned to Fu Xiaonian to come over with his ear.
Fu Xiaonian leaned over obediently, and the latter said: "First invite him to dinner, then watch a movie, then go drink and get him drunk, and then go and book a hotel room directly!"
Fu Xiaonian dug his ears, "But is this obviously the version of a boy dating a girl?"
"Idiot!" the latter gave her a slap in the face, "Can't you just imagine yourself as a man!"
Fu Xiaonian rolled his eyes, said nothing, picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all in one gulp.
"What else?" the remaining curious babies asked similarly.
"Thum, thump, thump—" the latter took out another box from behind and pushed it in front of Fu Xiaonian, "Ahem, this is for last use. My sister takes pity on you, so I'll just give it to you!"
"Pfft--" When Fu Xiaonian saw the box of colorful stuff, all the sip of wine he had just taken into his mouth spurted out, all on the woman opposite him.
"Fu Xiaonian, you are going to die!" The latter quickly took out a tissue and wiped the wine stain on his body. Fortunately, it was on his waist and not on his collar. The latter gave Fu Xiaonian a vicious look, and Fu Xiaonian apologized repeatedly.
: "Um, I'm really sorry, I couldn't help it!" Little did she know that the box of colorful stuff was actually a whole box of condoms.
"Hey, Xiaonian, look at it, pink or luminous, you can choose whatever you want." The girl opposite still didn't know it. She hooked her arm around Fu Xiaonian's shoulder and said mysteriously: "These are all specially made by my sister.
I found it for you. Let me tell you, that day you will, um, um..." The following content is purely offensive and please do not listen to it.
Fu Xiaonian had a bitter look on her face, "This is not good!" She didn't have the courage to say it yet.
"What's so bad about it? You'll know if it's okay or not the day your man is snatched away." The latter looked unquestionable and even handed his cell phone to Fu Xiaonian, "Hey, hurry up and call to make an appointment."
he,"
Seeing Fu Xiaonian standing still, the latter became impatient and pushed her, "Xiaonian, hurry up!"
"Ahem, is this really good?" Fu Xiaonian still looked hesitant.
"Of course, listen to me, you're right!" The latter pushed her again.
"Well, I have my own mobile phone, so I can call it myself!" Under the encouraging eyes of the sisters, Fu Xiaonian mustered up the courage to press the number, "Hello, who are you?" The voice on the other end was cold and indifferent.
Fu Xiaonian's heart beat a few times before he found his voice: "Shang Xuan, I am Xiaonian!"
"Huh? What's the matter?" Fu Xiaonian seemed to be curious that Fu Xiaonian would take the initiative to look for him. Situ Shangxuan was very surprised.
"That -" The women across from her kept hinting at her with their eyes. Fu Xiaonian mustered up the courage and said, "Shang Xuan, I want to treat you to a meal. Thank you for not buying that orphanage anymore. You
Do you have time tomorrow night?"
There seemed to be a slight chuckle on the other end. Fu Xiaonian held his breath and asked, "Fu Xiaonian, why did you think of inviting me to dinner?"
He seemed to be still busy, and Fu Xiaonian could clearly hear the rustle of the pen tip sliding across the page.
"Well, it's not -" She wanted to explain awkwardly, but when she saw everyone cheering her up, she puffed up her chest and said, "Just tell me whether you agree or not?" She didn't notice that her tone sounded more coquettish.
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There was silence for a few seconds before he said, "Fu Xiaonian, do you know I'm very busy?"
Fu Xiaonian's excited mood sank, and he said sadly: "I know, but -" You usually have time to have a meal, right?
There was silence again. It seemed that there was silence between them most of the time.
Fu Xiaonian waited for a long time but didn't get his answer. Knowing that there was no chance, he hung up the phone, "In that case, you go ahead and get busy. I'll hang up."
"What time tomorrow, which restaurant, do you need me to pick you up?" He said before she was about to hang up.