Live commentary of the 88th Tao family helmsman competition between the Tao family brothers and the loser becomes the helmsman.
The male contestant Tao Weiran, born in the East China Sea, weighs 87 kilograms, aka the gangster magistrate of Xiao County, the fat boy who scattered wealth in Beibianguan, the special consultant of Qianqiying, named Shouzhuo, has a record of 87 losses, one win, and four
Fifteen times he was defeated, twenty-two times he was surrendered, and nineteen times he surrendered. The only victory was when he called a foreign aid due to violation of regulations, that is, Tao Weiran's adoptive father. After violating the rules in the competition, Tao's adoptive father and Tao Weiran surrendered his opponent.
After that, Tao's adoptive father was surrendered nine times by Tao's mother, and one of his ribs was broken. After that, he never participated in the competition between the two siblings, and became Tao Qi's die-hard fan.
Tao Weiran Tao has only had one opponent for many years since his debut, namely Tao's eldest daughter Tao Qi, aka Sister Shang Yun. She has been the champion of the Tao family's internal competition for 29 consecutive years, and Shang Yundao is the number one in unrestricted fighting.
The competition venue was located in the sea area of Guocheng. The male player was worthy of being the eldest son of Tao. He had already run into the sea before any physical contact. The female player Tao Qi pressed forward step by step, holding a dagger in both hands. The situation was about to get out of control.
There were thousands of spectators outside the venue, led by Princess Qingyang, who were shouting and yelling.
The female contestant is of low quality, with strong verbal attacks, constant insults, and unsightly words. It is like sending and receiving telegrams, as if she has transformed into Liang Zhichao's grandmother.
The man is weak-willed and has lost a lot of momentum. He keeps retreating. However, due to the limitations of his body and the special competition venue, it is difficult to use the battle book.
Wow, look, the female contestant finally takes action, and an astonishing scene appears. Even though half of her body is in the sea, she can jump up out of thin air.
The female contestant is indeed a veteran. This big, suffocating kick from the old lady's sister who got under the bed hit the male contestant right in the chest.
The opportunity was not to be missed. After the male player fell into the sea, the female player took advantage of the situation and performed another famous stunt called "The Crow Flying on a Plane", riding directly on the male player's body to score a sure win.
Appeared, appeared, really appeared. Although the female player's personal quality was worrying, she still had a competitive spirit. On the premise of having absolute initiative, she threw away the two daggers and smashed the male player's face with both hands like a windmill.
Face door.
The female contestant burst out with astonishing fighting power. This scene can't help but remind the audience outside the venue of the most skilled fighting style of the two brothers of the Fu family.
The male player is already at a disadvantage, but it can be seen that this player has good resistance to fighting. Although the record data after debut is embarrassing to grandma's house, he still has experience. He protects his head with his left hand and pushes forward with his right hand.
...pulling forward, scratching the naked body, beating the drum, and at the same time twisting the body to get rid of the female player's fight.
Successfully, the male contestant finally turned from an absolute disadvantage to... not so absolute an absolute disadvantage. He arched his shoulders to get rid of the female contestant riding on his back, took a few mouthfuls of sea water, coughed and moved forward... he continued to pull and scratch his naked body.
, cricket pupa, beat the drum.
The female contestant quickly adjusted her figure, stood up from the ground again, and repeated her old trick. The old lady got under the quilt and sat like a crow... No, what I bought was the long-lost legend of level 30 warriors in the world. Barbaric collision and throwing fire with bare hands.
, and he still held back the fire twice and managed the timing extremely well.
The female player jumped into the air and used the brute force of the high-speed collision to knock the male player into the sea again.
At this moment, the audience outside the venue cheered loudly. Look, it is the real person Baodaner of the Three Hidden Sects.
This Master Bao Dan'er is a master, a master who has been famous for a long time. He actually yelled about accepting a disciple. Seeing Bao Dan'er dancing happily, the coins in his sleeves and trouser legs were flung out, and he couldn't help himself.
Okay, let's turn the screen back to the contestants on both sides, and the battle has become intense.
The female player's attack style was very personal. Her long nails had already scratched the male player's robe. The male player, with his back partially exposed, gritted his teeth and escaped. The female player's kick just now was hard to avoid.
The crotch pants are kicked open.
It is unimaginable, really unimaginable, that Tao Weiran, the third person in the poverty alleviation team in Guanwangyuan City in the north, second only to Chu Qing and Sanye Fusan, would have such a miserable day.
In this situation, the male player is struggling hard, and his resistance and unyielding will of fire can't help but remind people of a poem written by Mr. Cao A'ao, a famous wife lover during the Three Kingdoms period, about drinking and singing, the geometry of life,
Although girls are good, girls are wonderful. If you want to ask who is good and who is wonderful, it is better to hold her in the arms of a wife. Bah, don’t be ashamed!
The game has come to an end. I believe all free fighting fans can already see that the male player has almost no power to fight back. The situation has shown a one-sided trend. If the male player wants to make a comeback, unless a miracle occurs, unless it is Hai Ke.
The old man gave Sun An 10,000 guan.
There were more and more spectators. The male contestant was crawling toward the beach with his butt stuck out. He was gritting his teeth and holding on under the heavy kicks from the female contestant.
Life is just as difficult as this. There are thousands of spectators outside the stadium, but no one cheers for the male contestant.
Seeing that the woman was spanking her butt and kicking her hard, the male player finally exploded. Look, he exploded. He completely exploded. He turned around fiercely, his face was ferocious and red as blood, and he shouted out from the bottom of his heart.
Grief-stricken and unyielding, the stubborn male contestant shouted out, "Sister, I was wrong...what, it was me who was wrong?!"
The male player’s move is simply against the spirit of sportsmanship and competition. Does this mean the male player is no longer a human being?
Sure enough, the female player stopped her continuous attack and grabbed the male player's ear. Was the game over like this?
No, look, the male player moved, punched...no, bit...bitten the female player's thigh!
This is no longer against the spirit of sportsmanship, this is simply against the spirit of sportsmanship, hei-tui, shameless!
Even Xiao Yi, who turned into a young man when seeing a woman outside the venue, cursed and wanted to avenge his legally recognized wife.
However, this is an unrestricted fighting match within the Tao family, and the attack method of biting with teeth is not strictly against the rules.
After being bitten, the female contestant was angered for the second time. The old sister continuously attacked the male contestant's vital position, which is the back of the head, which is called the back of the head in Mandarin.
He didn't let go, no, he didn't let go. The male fighter had amazing perseverance. After being beaten by countless big guys, his state at this time was called a trap in the professional term in the unrestricted fighting circle. To use a more accurate term,
To put it in professional terms, my head is buzzing.
It can be seen that this competition is completely free of charge. There is no such thing as paying two thousand yuan to hire a foreign teacher to pretend to be the champion of a certain country. Both players are giving their best.
There were continuous cheers from the audience outside the stadium. The game was finally over. The slender female player slapped the male player into the sea. After a while, the male player was floating on the sea like a floating corpse.
The game was completely over, and the female player was the undisputed defending champion. The male player was knocked out again, like a dead dog, being dragged by his hair to the shore by his sister who had the same blood.
The cheers belonging to the winner rang out, and the female contestant waved her hands, without any trace of the demeanor of the female boss of the Tao family.
It was obvious that the female contestant was enjoying the cheers from the audience, her pretty face turned red with excitement, and she even hugged Princess Qingyang, who was known as "the brain and the limbs are doing their own thing" in the audience.
In the distance, Chu Qing's jaw almost dropped to the ground.
"I can see that Fatty Tao's sister is more or less abnormal, but... I really didn't expect that she would be so fucking abnormal. Do you know Qingyang? How could she give Freddy and the others high-fives just by hugging her?
Where is it?"
Yes, it’s not normal. It’s okay to beat up your own brother in front of thousands of people. As soon as he got ashore, he actually shouted and screamed like a madman, and even hugged Qingyang.
, hugged Qingyang, whom he didn’t even know, and fist-bumped with a group of Lin Kui and other One-Punch veterans!!!
Xiao Yi's eyes were already cold, looking at all the vital points on Fang Buer's body.
Classmate A Yi wants to nip the crisis in the bud!
At this moment, A Yi also burst out with his own declaration in his heart.
