Chen Dinglan really didn't expect that he would meet his opponent.
As for Fu San's answer, I can't say it's cunning, it can only be said that it's too cunning.
"Who are you?"
"Fu San!"
"It turns out to be you!"
"You know me?"
"The Chu family guardian has no official status, but he is as close as a brother to the commander of the Thousand Cavalry Battalion. He was a member of Mo Dao's army who captured the wolf army and made great achievements in battle."
Chu Qing, who was watching the excitement from the side, was not surprised at all.
Times have changed now. It has been two years since I was born. I have been working hard to build a brand. In addition to myself, the third brother is also responsible for the brand. It is not surprising that the world knows the details of the third brother.
Looking at Chen Dinglan who was looking at his third brother with squinted eyes, Chu Qing wanted to laugh.
Who are you talking to here?
Playing sophistry, Mrs. Tao Nengbian will make you doubt your life.
If you play Wei Guangzheng, your uncle will make you jump into the sea and commit suicide in shame.
Playing the letter of benevolence, wisdom and etiquette, Aping can let you know what the righteous words and sanctions of Zaifu's nephew are.
Even though you are doing a miserable job despite being a member of the military, even if Brother Jun chats with you for a while, you will have to sell your property to reward him for being the top brother on the list.
This means that if Lao Liao is here, he can slap you in the face while crying.
Not to mention the third brother who has gathered the strengths of various companies into one faction. Talking nonsense with the third brother is just Pelosi trying to find shit.
"I know what you mean." Chu Qing picked up a shell, looked at it in the sun, and said nonchalantly: "It's just telling me how hard it is for you boat masters. The imperial court can't pay you salaries, and you don't have ships.
They can't defeat the Japanese thieves, but there are aristocratic families who can provide them with ships. They act cute, act mean, and cry miserably. Let me know how difficult it is for you boat masters and how much you have to endure. Everything is not your fault, and there is nothing you can do about it. The country and the dynasty
I'm sorry for you, the court doesn't value you, that's what I mean."
Chen Dinglan was obviously told something that was on his mind and snorted coldly: "Master Zhou, I don't need your pity!"
Fu San, who had already entered combat mode, directly hit the target: "Then don't you still think yourselves are pitiful?"
"When did I say this?"
Fu San: "It's not pitiful, why do you avoid fighting?"
"It's nonsense, who can avoid fighting!"
"Oh, okay. From now on, the Thousand Cavalry Battalion's scouting horses will guard the seaside. When they see a plundering ship, they will quickly report it to the captain. Once they come, your captain will kill them."
"this…"
Fu San: "That's to avoid fighting."
"Who avoids fighting!"
"Come and kill once."
"You... are such an eloquent Fusan." Chen Dinglan sneered: "You have no official status. You are not in the military, let alone a court official. Why should I waste time talking to you!"
Fu San shrugged: "It's what you want to tell me."
"Who wants to talk to you?"
"You." Fu San added the second blow: "You haven't said anything about me yet. You haven't said that I am a nobody who has no official status, is not in the military, and is not a civil servant in the imperial court."
"You fart, even I, Donghai, know Fu San's name."
Fu San had a rather surprised look on his face: "Am I so famous?"
"Oh, no one knows."
"Then I'm so famous, why shouldn't I talk to you?"
Chen Dinglan: “…”
Fu San frowned: "Don't you look down on me as a nurse?"
Chen Dinglan was already being led astray, and he probably realized that he couldn't defeat Fu San. He gritted his teeth and said, "I just look down on you, so what. You don't deserve to talk to me. Who do you think you are? Get out of here."
Or it can be said that the third brother has learned the essence and just criticizes people. There are three levels of realm. The first level is to see mountains as mountains, the second level is to see mountains as not mountains, and the third level is to see mountains as mountains.
In human terms, the first level is that there is no need to elevate oneself, only to belittle the other person.
In the second level, first belittle yourself, belittle yourself as much as you can, and then let you know that you are not as good as me.
As for the third level, no one has yet appeared to let Third Brother show his strength at the third level.
"Oh, you look down on me." Fu San turned his head and looked at Chu Qing: "Master, he looks down on your nursing home. He also said that the nursing homes are all dogs. All the nursing homes in the world are dogs."
"You fucking fart!" Chen Dinglan said anxiously: "When did I say such a thing!"
The so-called nursing home is not the security of future generations. First of all, the nursing home is a private armed force that protects the powerful. Many dead soldiers are selected from the nursing home.
Secondly, most of the guards in the hospital are old soldiers who have been discharged and returned to their fields. If this word spreads, Chen Dinglan will actually have nothing to lose, but his reputation will definitely suffer. And Chen Dinglan, a Confucian general, cherishes feathers the most.
Fu San looked at Chen Dinglan: "Didn't you say?"
"Stop confusing right and wrong there. If you don't say it, you don't say it!"
"Oh, then you know that the guards in Beijing are all proud of me, Fu San. Among all the people in the world, those who know my family must know about me. You can find a guard or a servant at will and ask.
I am famous all over the world for my nursing work, and I can be said to be the number one nursing home."
Chen Dinglan was so angry: "So what."
"You even look down on the best nursing home in the world, let alone other nursing homes. Is this the truth?"
Chen Dinglan was stunned for a moment, completely subconsciously, and nodded stupidly: "Yes."
Chu Qing: "..."
"Then it's over. You look down on all nursing homes, don't you?"
"That's bullshit!" Chen Dinglan reacted and said angrily: "I came to Dudu to discuss serious matters. I didn't come to talk to you more and stop making noises."
"Who is making the noise? You still look down on me?"
Chen Dinglan's eyes almost burst into flames: "I have never said that I look down on you, let alone the guards and servants in the world!"
"Oh, then call me Third Brother and listen."
Chen Dinglan: “…”
Fu San pointed to his friend in the distance: "That's the Young Minister of Dali Temple."
After finishing speaking, Fu San shouted: "Master Tao."
Tao Shaozhang, who was watching the excitement, replied: "Third brother, what are you talking about?"
Fu San shouted again: "General Zisheng of Bonan County, Dachang."
Brother Dajun waved his hand: "What's up, Third Brother."
"Young Master Nangong Ping, the nephew of Prime Minister Zai Fu Shangshu Ling..."
"Third brother, you said..."
"His Royal Highness King Langya."
"Third brother, is there something wrong?"
Fu San shouted loudly, then turned around and looked at Chen Dinglan seriously: "They all call me Third Brother, and they don't look down on me. If you don't call me, you look down on me. Not only do you look down on me, you also look down on Langya."
Your Highness, looking down on the nephew of the minister is equivalent to looking down on the prime minister, looking down on the son of Dachang County is equivalent to the honorable nobles of Dachang, looking down on the fourth-grade guerrilla general is equivalent to the general of the military department, looking down on the son of the King of Wu is equivalent to looking down on the nobles of Tianhuang, and looking down on the guards in the palace.
Looking down on the guards and even the palace, looking down on the daughter of Marshal Nanguan is the same as looking down on Marshal Nanguan, looking down on 80% of the bodyguards in the world is the same as..."
"That's enough." Chen Dinglan blurted out: "Don't say anything anymore, you're just going to talk nonsense, I won't call you that, shut up, third brother!"
Fu San smiled slightly, then stood back behind Chu Qing.
Before receiving new instructions from his young master, he only had to defeat the other party's arrogance and temporarily withdraw from the game.
Chen Dinglan was completely convinced.
Chu Qing called him Third Brother, and he thought it was a joke, but it turned out... it turned out that all the representatives from all walks of life were called Third Brother, so that's okay, mainly because the label was too big.
Just when Chu Qing was feeling proud, Princess Qingyang waved her arms in the distance: "Who is that?"
Chen Dinglan's eyes lit up: "What did she just call you?"
Fu San immediately looked embarrassed and ashamed.
Chen Dinglan laughed loudly: "Godson, hahaha, some people call you godson. Doesn't that mean that I will call you whatever others call you? Then I can also call you Qian'er..."
Fu San suddenly became anxious: "Don't humiliate me!"
"Hahahaha." Chen Dinglan was even more proud: "Why are you so angry? My godson, it doesn't matter if I call you!"
Fu San pulled out Qianji with a cold look on his face: "If you have the ability, just give me a shout and give it a try!"
"I am afraid of you, my godson!"
"You...you have the ability to scream louder!"
"Fuck! Son! Son! What can you do?"
"Congratulations to General Chen." The third brother suddenly smiled slightly, and then turned around and shouted: "Second call, take note that Chen Dinglan, the commander of the Donghai Navy, wants to recognize Wu Wang Chang Chengke as his adoptive father. Please hurry back to the capital and report to the court.
"
Chu Qing chuckled and said, "That person is Princess Qingyang, the daughter of King Wu, you silly Boyi."
Chen Dinglan: “…”
Or, Chen Dinglan is really a character. He gritted his teeth and shouted: "Doesn't that mean that he recognized the rebel king as his godfather!"
Fu San chuckled: "I'm just a nursing home."
"But you are a world-famous nurse!"
"Are you stupid? You can lead an army even if you are a guardian, and you are famous all over the world. Even if you are famous all over the world, you are still just a guardian. Idiot, you still have the brains to be the commander-in-chief of the government. Damn you."
Xiao Yi, who was hugging Tao Qi from a distance, shouted: "Who is it that wants to be a brother with me?"
