Huang Laosi held the prison key in his hand. After Tong Gui ran away, he opened the cell door.
Chu Qing asked urgently: "Did you intercede with me? What did the emperor say? Can you let me out? How is the prince? Is he getting better?"
How could Huang Laosi be in the mood to answer so many questions? Chu Qing's life and death depended on his thoughts. He came to Tianlao for another reason.
Entering the prison, Huang Laosi asked in a deep voice: "You said a few days ago that natural disasters and divine punishments were a warning to the world. It was because there was a traitor in the court. Why didn't it work?"
Chu Qing's head was filled with questions: "What the hell?"
"Isn't that what you said? The scholars in the forest used natural disasters and the prince's affairs to discuss the Tian family. In response to the disaster, the water was diverted eastward, saying that there was a traitor in the court."
"You and the Emperor proposed it, but the Emperor actually did it?"
Huang Laosi hummed slightly.
Chu Qing was overjoyed: "Don't you think you are shameless and shameless?"
Huang Laosi blushed and hummed: "That's natural. The emperor is upright and aboveboard. How could he do something like this?"
"Then why do you still say it doesn't work?"
"This..." Huang Laosi pondered for a few seconds, and then said without blinking, "It's the eunuch Sun An. He is despicable and shameless, and used this trick to please Your Majesty."
"Oh, that's how it is."
Chu Qing didn't think much about it. It was normal to fight for favor in the palace. Sun An was a dead eunuch, so it was normal for him to use his own methods to flatter him.
"Then what do you mean? If it doesn't work, then it won't work. Why are you looking for me?"
"It's not that it's ineffective, it's just... yes, it just hasn't worked. I don't want to compete with Sun An for favor, but in order to save you, I have to ask the emperor for mercy. If you tell me how to solve this troublesome matter, you can't tell.
The emperor will let you go."
Chu Qing became interested: "It must be able to be solved. Tell me, why can't you follow suit?"
"Although it is discussed by the common people, this is not the case in scholars. Scholars keep silent about the affairs of the Li family."
"Li family?" Chu Qing asked in confusion: "Did Eunuch Sun pour dirty water on the Li family?"
"That's right, the old eunuch was full of bad ideas and spread the news, saying that the natural disaster was caused by the Li family harming the people and being full of traitors, so God sent down divine punishment."
Chu Qing laughed loudly: "Just clean up the Li family."
"I would like to ask you why Shilin is silent now."
"Isn't that normal? The friends and students of the Li family are scoundrels all over the court. Several great scholars are from the Li family. How can any scholar dare to comment?"
"Regardless of discussion, all scholars support the Li family. Will the Li family continue to be domineering?"
"It's not that there's no discussion, it's that the content isn't exciting enough."
Chu Qing opened the food box, took out a hard steamed bun, took two bites, and said vaguely: "I understand what you mean, first make your reputation bad, that is, let the scholars talk about it. If you lose your reputation, then the emperor will be fine."
Is this what you mean by touching the Li family?"
Huang Laosi's expression changed slightly, and he said to himself: "Cut off his wings first, why not ruin the reputation of the Li family first? Yes, yes, that's what I mean!"
"That's the whole breaking news."
"Exciting, what do you mean?"
"It is something that people must discuss, must think about, and must talk about. It is human nature to eat melons. This does not distinguish between scholars and ordinary people."
Huang Laosi shook his head and said he didn't understand.
"Let me tell you this, if there is news about how much money the Li family has embezzled and how many people have been killed, do you think scholars will care?"
"Of course I will care."
"I don't care whether you care about me or not. Only the poor can afford to read. Only the rich and powerful young men can afford to read. The Li family is harming the poor. It has nothing to do with them. They don't care."
Huang Laosi seemed to understand: "You mean, you want to spread some rumors about the Li family's murder of scholars?"
"How did you manage to get along with Su Wei with your ability to comprehend?" Chu Qing chuckled: "In this damn world, some people harm others every day, and some people are harmed every day. It's no longer strange for everyone, so if you want to correct it, do something different.
Yes, different."
Huang Laosi sat on the stone bed, looking like he was asking for advice humbly: "I would like to hear the details."
"For example, if news is released that the Li family is greedy for money, scholars are unwilling to talk about it for fear of offending the Li family. However, if the news is released that the Li family is a homosexual, it is a habit of cutting sleeves. Do you understand? Then you
Can scholars not talk about it?"
Huang Laosi's face changed slightly: "Does the Li family like this style?"
"This kind of thing has to be half-truth and half-false. First of all, we have to find an entry point. Let me tell you, all rich people, especially rich people like the Li family, are perverts. They must be a little unusual.
As long as you find out your preferences, we will use this as the core and then start to compile it. As long as it is exciting enough, you can read it. Scholars will definitely talk about it every day, and the people will also talk about it."
"Half truth?"
"That's right, but you have to find someone from the Li family first, the closer the better, to inquire about this kind of thing. Three minutes and seven minutes off, it can't all be made up."
Huang Laosi seemed to understand and gave a high-five: "There is a concubine in the palace, Concubine Shu. The Li family sent her to the palace when the emperor ascended the throne. Concubine Shu is a branch of the Li family. If you want to know the secrets of the Li family,
She must know a thing or two."
Speaking of this, Huang Laosi said a little helplessly: "But this concubine Shu is just good-looking and comes from the Li family. I...are really not a concubine that your majesty likes. Since entering the palace, she has been left out in the cold. If the emperor suddenly goes
If you ask her, will she tell you the truth?"
"What kind of question is this? As long as the emperor is willing to ask it, she dare not say anything."
Huang Laosi shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Every member of a noble family will be prosperous and suffer losses. Concubine Shu is so shrewd, how can she tell outsiders about the evil things of the Li family? If your Majesty goes to ask, she will definitely be alert."
Chu Qing slapped his thigh: "This is easy to solve. The emperor himself has the status buff blessing, and with some sweet words, no woman can handle it."
"rhetoric?"
"Yes, it's just kneeling down and licking, like a dog." Chu Qing said to himself that he was happy: "In short, it's just to coax a woman, make her happy, coax her to think that the emperor loves her, coax her to not care about the Li family at all
Life or death, that’s fine.”
Huang Laosi couldn't help but laugh: "After entering the palace, I was treated coldly, and when the emperor left, he greeted me with greetings. How could she not see that there was a deceit?"
"That's it, let's not rely on skills, but on emotions. After we go there, we will confess our feelings directly and say that the reason why we neglected others is because the emperor does not want to be..."
Chu Qing stopped in time, with a strange expression.
"Why didn't you say anything again?"
"I am making a move, no, I am making a plan. It is not considered treasonous."
Huang Laosi was getting excited about what he was hearing. He shook his head and said, "No, I have a strict mouth. You can say whatever you think. When you get in front of His Majesty, I will consider it carefully and then explain it to you."
"That's OK. When you meet that concubine, you tell her that the reason why the emperor is neglecting her is because he loves this concubine so much that he can't help but feel itchy when he sees it. So in order not to harm the country, he
I didn't dare to fall in love with this beautiful woman, so I suppressed my emotions."
Huang Laosi was dumbfounded: "Will she believe it?"
"Usually not, but you have to use your skills. After you finish speaking, just like an old pervert, you take off your clothes, just to show that all the long-suppressed emotions have exploded. You understand the explosion."
"Strong?"
"Brother, the emperor sleeps with the girl, and there is a question of whether he is strong or not. The emperor, the emperor, will sleep with whoever he likes."
Huang Laosi was convinced: "That's the truth."
Chu Qing rolled his eyes fiercely.
Huang Laosi began to question again: "But this is different from the emperor's past habits. How could the emperor use force?"
Chu Qing curled his lips and said, "Well, let's chat for an hour first."
"I will let my concubine sit on it and move it by herself."
Chu Qing: "..."
Huang Laosi hesitated: "Is this possible?"
"You find paper and pen, and I'll write down the lines. You can then translate and translate the words. If the emperor can use it, it will most likely be done. I'm not going to brag with you, but let the woman secretly promise this. I
is an expert."
"Okay, let's give it a try."
"Remember, you must lick, lick like a dog, kneel down and lick, I tell you, women are the most susceptible to this!"
"Lick?" Huang Laosi looked hesitant: "Women, do you really know how to do this? Just lick it and then obey it?"
"Just believe me, women are the worst offenders."
"Where to start licking?"
"Lick it from the beginning, recall how we met, lick it from the beginning, I was attracted when we first met, and suppressed my emotions and love, and so on."
"Okay." Huang Laosi finally made up his mind: "The general will trust you for a while!"
It has to be said that there is no such thing as "chasing" these days. Huang Laosi's special growth environment and special identity did not understand the relevant fields and women at all, and he mistakenly thought that Chu Qing was really an expert.
It's not that he just has a wild temper, but he just feels unwilling to do so.
Why do scholars dare to talk about the palace but dare not talk about the Li family?
After finding paper and pen, the two of them studied it for a long time, and finally Huang Laosi, who got the true story, walked out of the prison.
Chu Qing did not forget to ask: "Kneel down and lick, you must lick, you understand, women have their hands licked, remember!"
Huang Laosi waved his hand without looking back: "Stand back and wait for me to capture the flag!"
Chu Qing curled his lips.
When the emperor sleeps with his concubine, which flag do you capture?
After leaving the prison, Huang Laosi, who was full of confidence, waited for Sun An and went straight to Jinshu Palace, which was the residence of Concubine Shu.
When the maids saw that the emperor, who had not shown his face for eight lifetimes, had arrived, they quickly knelt down and paid their respects.
Concubine Shu had just finished her meal and was taking a nap when she heard the sound and hurriedly walked to the door.
Huang Laosi directly raised his legs and entered the threshold. Concubine Shu's face was full of surprise: "Your Majesty?!"
Huang Laosi turned over and closed the door of the main hall, then showed an evil and maniacal smile.
Concubine Shu was so happy that she almost shed tears. She thought she would never see Huang Laosi again in this life.
"My beloved concubine." Huang Laosi smiled slightly: "Kneel down."
Concubine Shu's heart thumped, and her face was full of panic. She thought it was Huang Laosi who was looking for trouble, so she immediately knelt on her knees, lowered her head and trembled.
"Your Majesty, I am my concubine..."
"Kneel down and don't make a sound." Huang Laosi stuck out his tongue affectionately: "I... want to lick you."
Before Shu Fei could react to what was going on, she suddenly felt sticky on her forehead.
It has to be said that Huang Laosi's understanding ability is also at the enterprise level.
He knelt down and licked these two words. Not only did he not understand them clearly, he even split them up.
After half a stick of incense, Concubine Shu cried.
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, please stop licking me. I am... I am afraid."
Huang Laosi stood up and licked his salty lips, feeling that something was not right.
According to Chu Qing, Concubine Shu should not want it, so why are she still crying?