Under the "escort" of two imperial guards, Cao Wu finally arrived at the Qianqiying Yamen Office.
After getting off the sedan chair, Cao Wu became angry and furious.
There is a big sign outside the Qianqiying Yamen Office, stating that "inside" people and dogs are not allowed inside.
Cao Wu blew his beard and stared.
What the hell are you playing with homophones?!
"Let Chu Qing get out!"
Cao Wu, who had just wandered around and left, was really angry. He turned around and looked at the two guards: "Look, look, they are so rampant and openly insulting my Ministry of Rites. Do you still have Wang Fa in this Thousand Cavalry Camp?"
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"Sir." The guard tilted his head and looked at the sign: "Could it be the official department?"
"The officials didn't provoke him, so why would he insult the officials?"
The imperial guard said nothing and looked at Cao Wu slightly strangely.
You also know that you have offended Qian Qiying in terms of feelings. You are quite self-aware.
Chu Qing didn't come out, but Fu San came out with a pencil in his hand.
"Master Cao, I wrote it wrong. I wrote it wrong. Please don't misunderstand me."
Fu San gave a perfunctory salute, and then erased the word "和" between "里" and "dog".
Spreading his palms, Fusan read the words on his palms and changed them on the sign.
Cao Wu took a closer look and almost died of cerebral thrombosis on the spot.
It's not that the "inside" part and dogs are not allowed to enter, it's changed to the "inside" part that dogs are not allowed to enter.
After making the changes, Fu San held out his hand with a smile: "Master Cao, please."
Cao Wu's eyes turned red and he cursed: "Let that kid Chu Qing come out!"
Fu San pointed to the sign: "You can enter."
Cao Wu didn't react for a moment, but Jiang Yuesheng ran out, glared at Fu San, and quickly saluted Cao Wu with an apologetic look on his face.
"Master Cao, please don't blame me. This Qiu Ba has come to see you guys... I have never understood the rules. Master Cao, please don't blame me. Master Chu is waiting for you in the main hall. He will enter the Yamen at the end of the day."
Cao Wu's face was filled with suspicion. He stretched his head and glanced into the government office, wondering if Chu Qing had arranged for eight hundred swordsmen and axemen.
After all, he was still a minister, so if he didn't go in, he would lose his prestige and flick his sleeves, and Cao Wu would go in anyway.
Fu San was having fun, and before Cao Wu could get up the steps, he took his sleeve and erased the word "NO" on the sign, turning into a dog in the "inside" part and having to enter.
Cao Wu pretended not to see anything and was too lazy to talk to Fu San.
Fu San didn't do it on purpose, but on purpose. Chu Qing specifically told Tan Ma Li about the brand.
However, he did not let the detective horses write the wrong words. Dogs from the Ministry of Rites were not allowed to enter. Chu Qing told Wang Tongtong. Wang Tongtong was stunned and asked twelve detective horses to come up with these eight characters. There was also a typo among the twelve people.
No one can write the word "rite".
Chu Qing did this deliberately to offend the Ministry of Rites. Even if no Rites officials saw it, he wanted to let the detectives out and let the Ministry of Rites know that this sign was erected at the door of the Qianqiying Yamen Office.
Chu Qing thought for a whole night, how could he completely fall out with the Ministry of Rites, and find some reason to fight with the Ministry of Rites.
After much deliberation, I couldn't come up with an idea, but it was Fu San who finally woke Chu Qing up.
We don’t know how to find a reason to impeach the Ministry of Rites, but we have experience in being impeached. We don’t have to make the first move, just let the Ministry of Rites make the first move. In a fight, it doesn’t matter who makes the first move. All it takes is to ignite the flames of war.
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Chu Qing thought so, so he put up such a sign.
It was a coincidence that Cao Wu, the leader of the Ministry of Rites, was the first to see this brand.
After entering the government office, crossing the screen wall and entering the main hall, Chu Qing was facing the door with his back to the door, looking at the two big characters hanging on the wall, feeling very confused.
This framed large calligraphy was found at the Zhang Mansion and was not sold. Jiang Yuesheng hung it in the main hall this morning to show off. Chu Qing thought something was wrong.
"Good calligraphy." After Cao Wu walked in, his eyes lit up: "Handwriting by a famous artist."
Chu Qing turned his head and showed the kind of smile that I hate you very much, but I still have to smile at you: "It's Mr. Cao who is here. I am not welcoming you from afar, so I love you."
Cao Wu never expected that Chu Qing would say nice things, and he also knew that Chu Qing would not bring him tea or water for him to sit down, so he just sat down by himself.
It's true that I didn't sit in the guest seat or the guest seat, but in the seat closest to the door.
He thought for a while that if Chu Qing turned against him, he could run faster.
It's not that Cao Wu is just worried. In his eyes, Chu Qing is like a mad dog, he dares to bite anyone and can do anything.
Chu Qing also sat on the seat. Cao Wu looked at Chu Qing and then at the two big characters behind Chu Qing's head, and suddenly felt happy.
Chu Qing asked angrily: "Why are you laughing? Madam-in-law is pregnant with nintuplets?"
"This word..." Cao Wu said with a half-smile, "This word magnanimity is quite interesting to hang on the climbing wall... in the Qianqiying Yamen office where hundreds of officials are monitored."
"Fan?" Chu Qing turned his head and suddenly realized: "No wonder, I think so, Zhang Songling can't hang the word slut on the wall."
"Dang..." Cao Wu looked confused.
He felt that if Chu Qing went to the hospital, the ophthalmologist could fight with the brain doctor. Was he blind or brainless? How could he be considered a slut?
I have to say that Chu Qing is still a little unaccustomed to reading from right to left, and these two characters are written in a flying and dancing way.
"Master Cao." Chu Qing crossed his legs and didn't bother to talk in circles: "I don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything. Our friendship is not good enough to visit each other. If you have anything to say, please tell me."
"Okay, I will open the skylight and tell you the truth. It would be great if you handed over your four million coins to the imperial court."
"Did you get up so hard in the morning that your brain fell under the covers?"
"what for?"
"You must be dreaming."
"Okay." Cao Wu stood up suddenly: "I take my leave."
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Wu turned around and left.
Chu Qing was fooled, so he left now?
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Chu Qing stopped the old man: "No, you are sick, right? You come to me and ask for money, I say no, and then you leave?"
Cao Wu turned around but did not sit down: "What else?"
"How much free time do you have?" Chu Qing was so angry: "You just come to the court and ask for an answer you already know?"
Cao Wu was too lazy to explain.
Whoever wants to come has not been asked to do so by the emperor.
"I'll leave later. I want to inform you of something." Chu Qing stood up and stretched: "Your etiquette department, please be ready. If I, Qianqi Camp, want to do something to you, I will do it to you, to punish you.
It’s the kind of thing you’d do to death.”
"I have been up and down in the officialdom for decades, but this is the first time I have seen a minister like you who is so unscrupulous in threatening the minister." Cao Wu smiled instead of being angry: "Since the deputy commander of Chu is quick to talk, I also have something to tell Chu.
Deputy Commander."
"explain."
"Do you know that now the court officials are planning to attack you in groups? Do you know why?"
Chu Qing showed a thoughtful expression, and after a few seconds, he pointed at Cao Wu and said, "Scheming frog, why the hell are you touching your belly!"
Cao Wu's head was filled with questions: "What do you mean?"
"When turbidity becomes the norm, innocence becomes a sin." Chu Qing smiled slightly and said loudly: "I'll tell you about the wealthy families in the capital behind you. If they don't come to me, I will kill them."
I, Chu Qing, have to deal with the fate of this humble school!"
Cao Wu narrowed his eyes: "What do you have to rely on?"
Chu Qing's smile remained the same.
To rely on, there is an imperial edict sitting on the desk in the squad room.
Before going to court this morning, the eunuch in the palace sent it. From now on, there will be no deputy commander Chu Qing of Qianqiying, only Chu Qing, the commander-in-chief of Qianqiying!
This is relying on, it has nothing to do with Liang Jingru, the courage the emperor gave him!