Turning back and glancing at the villagers who were trying to get rid of the residual soil, Chu Qing stretched out his waist. He had nothing to do, so he found a pillar and sat on it.
Huang Laosi was really an emperor who had nothing serious to do. Instead of going back to deal with the memorial, he happily sat next to Chu Qing.
"Come write a poem and listen to it." Huang Laosi sat there carelessly like an old man: "It's nostalgic, interesting, and it makes people happy to listen to it."
"I'll give you a dance." Chu Qing said with a look of disgust: "I found that you are very familiar with yourself. Where was the horseshoe last night? You took the drawing and ran away. Did you report it? One thousand
Give it to me when."
Chu Qing also figured out that no matter how terrifying a perverted murderer is, he can be as terrifying as the emperor.
Although the chance of saving a dog's life from the claws of a perverted murderer is not high, it is possible. But if there is no money to build the Taowu Palace, the emperor will feel uncomfortable. That is not just killing one person, but killing an entire family is just a casual word.
thing.
"I informed the Ministry of War, but they haven't responded yet."
What does it mean to be an emperor? An emperor can tell lies without blinking an eye.
"It's just a thousand sticks, not to mention a thousand sticks. Mr. Chu is the hero of the spread of this horseshoe."
"No need, I just want money."
Chu Qing stood up, rolled up a morning glory with his hands and shouted: "Whose child will die? Master Ben's wages will be paid for the top spot. He is still running around. Are there any parents who will take care of it? This is the palace. If you get lost, you can't do it anymore."
Cut off the child and become a eunuch!"
Huang Laosi couldn't stand listening anymore: "Don't shout randomly, you think the eunuch is so easy to be, and you want to be easy."
Chu Qing rolled his eyes: "What, you still have to audition?"
"What does the audition mean?"
"It's just that a large group of people signed up enthusiastically, and then they picked a few that they liked, chopped them into pieces, and then became eunuchs."
"It turns out it's about selection." Huang Laosi smiled slightly: "It's just a eunuch, it's not so troublesome."
Chu Qing didn't answer.
He has no interest in being a father-in-law at all.
"Master Chu, your poems and prose are unparalleled, not as good as..."
Chu Qing stood up again and shouted: "Uncle Wu, can you do it? Those naughty kids ran away again. I don't care if they are lost. For such an old person, can you save some people's worries?"
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Huang Laosi looked happily, looking at the naughty children in the distance who were beaten up after being caught by adults, with a smile on his face.
"You are the employer, and you should punish them. You are young, and you should know the rules and dignity. Just slap a few sticks and live in peace. This is in the palace. If you bump into a noble person, you can't afford it, and neither can they.
rise."
Chu Qing frowned: "Did your dad always beat you when you were a child? I think you have a bit of an anti-social personality. They are just a bunch of kids. Big kids won't let them play or make trouble. Is it possible that they should be allowed to study lithography?
machine?"
"That's right, it's okay for a commoner's son to have fun."
"As you said, is there any difference between the sons of common people and the nobles? Aren't they both children? Playing, making trouble, and laughing are all natural."
"Nature?" There was a hint of complexity in Huang Laosi's eyes, and his tone was extremely incomprehensible: "Yes, nature, why don't young children laugh and make trouble?"
Chu Qing shouted at Wu Gang: "Uncle Wu, call those two dead children over and stop running around. I'll watch them."
The old man smiled bitterly, holding one in one hand, which was about four or five years old, with a runny nose, and was pitifully brought to Chu Qing.
"Boss, Dawang and Erni's parents have come to work. There is no one in the village. Please be patient."
"You go and do your work, I'll just come and see you."
"My boss is really kind-hearted." The old man saluted and went back to work.
Huang Laosi wondered: "Why do you treat the people with courtesy and address them with respect?"
Chu Qing ignored him and said fiercely to the two children: "Just sit here and don't run around. Running around will break your legs."
Dawang sniffed, a little scared, and stood there obediently, not daring to run around and scream anymore.
Erni was wearing a patchwork floral skirt and a sky-high braid. Her big dark eyes were full of curiosity, staring at Chu Qing.
Chu Qing chuckled: "Little girl, I can tell you that there are a lot of rules in this palace. If you run around, you might be caught by a prince or even the emperor, and you will be given some barbecue sauce to eat.
"
Huang Laosi coughed slightly, feeling that Chu Qing deserved a beating.
Erni said in a sweet voice: "The emperor doesn't eat people, the emperor is the father."
Chu Qing was slightly startled: "The emperor is... holy shit, don't tell me you are Xia Yuhe from Daming Lake."
"The emperor is the father of all people in the world, and father does not eat people."
Chu Qing was greatly disappointed. He thought he had met a princess living among the people, and he would be able to hug her again.
Huang Laosi laughed and patted his thigh: "Come on, dirty girl, sit up."
"You're the one who's dirty." Erni pouted and sat obediently next to Chu Qing.
Huang Laosi started to feel embarrassed again.
Chu Qing didn't notice Huang Laosi's abnormality, and said cheerfully: "Just be patient, let me tell you two a story."
Erni pointed behind her: "Erni wants to play, not listen to stories."
"Okay, since you want to hear it so much, how about I tell you about Aladdin's magic lamp?"
Erni: "Not good."
"It is said that a few travelers walked in the desert for three days and three nights. They had no food or water, and were thirsty and tired. Suddenly, they saw a lamp in front of them. It was an oil lamp. Guess what."
Erni scratched her forehead and looked uninterested, while Dawang looked like he was suppressing a yawn.
Chu Qing didn't take it seriously and continued: "This oil lamp is very powerful. If you see this oil lamp, you can fulfill three wishes. Any wish can be made. I ask you, if you see this oil lamp..."
Before he finished speaking, Sun An came over with a group of about twenty eunuchs carrying food boxes.
Chu Qing quickly stood up and went over to greet him: "Are these for us?"
"Yes, it's all about food." Sun An smiled and said, "How can we not fill our stomachs while working? All we have to do is eat."
Chu Qing thanked him and turned around to yell. After Wu Gang and the farmers gathered around him, he opened the food box and began to feast.
This is the household of the Tao family. For other ordinary people, let alone eating directly, they would not even dare to raise their heads and look at others even when they come to the palace.
Chu Qing was not hungry, so he sat back on the pillar and passed the time in boredom.
Huang Laosi said quietly: "The story is not finished yet."
"I'm telling the two children a story, what do you want to hear?"
"Sounds interesting."
"I've finished talking about it. When you see the magic lamp, you have to fulfill three wishes."
Huang Laosi was slightly disappointed: "It's a boring story."
Chu Qing also asked innocently: "What would happen if you saw the magic lamp?"
"I'll see you when I see you. The magic lamp says three wishes, and I will grant them."
"No..." Chu Qing looked confused: "Brother, which ears are you listening to the story with? I mean, after you saw the magic lamp, you made three wishes and he helped you realize them. It was not that the magic lamp made three wishes.
, you help him..."
After a pause, Chu Qing looked at Huang Laosi with a strange expression.
This guy is too crazy. He doesn't look like a part-time security chief, but more like a boss who pays wages. He wants to fulfill the three wishes of someone else's magic lantern. Who do you think you are?
Huang Laosi chuckled: "What a virtue and power that magic lamp has. It can fulfill my three wishes."
"General Huang." Chu Qing said with admiration on his face: "Being a carbon-based creature is really unfair to you."
"The magic lamp is a joke." Huang Laosi looked at the skyline and said calmly: "I want a good harvest, unification of the world, and clear seas and rivers. Can the magic lamp fulfill my wish?"
Chu Qing gave a thumbs up with a teasing look on his face.
He could see that this guy could not only blow, but also pretend, and when he finished pretending, he was very high-end. This was because pretending was imprinted in his bones.
Qinghe Yan, the harvest is plentiful and the sea is prosperous. Why do you, a security chief, worry about this? You think you are the emperor.