The eunuchs all looked at Huang Laosi and Chu Qing with confusion on their faces.
The fat eunuch was a steward and came up with a smile: "General, I don't know why you come to the dining room."
A group of cooks had never seen the emperor's virtues, so they didn't know Huang Laosi at all. However, Huang Laosi pretended to be a Suwei after all, and he was also a fifth-grade official. He was far from being offended by this group of eunuchs.
Huang Laosi pulled off the waistband Sun An gave him hanging on Chu Qing's waist and sneered: "We are here to make things difficult for you."
The fat eunuch had a question mark on his head.
Chu Qing was finally convinced.
If you want to get angry, it's not impossible, just come in and give him a kick and that'll be it.
If you don't want to be so barbaric, it's not impossible to make things difficult for others if you have a reputation as a teacher.
The question is, why did you say it out loud? Is it called making things difficult for you by saying it?
As soon as Chu Qing took one look at this fat eunuch, he knew that he was indeed not a good bird. He was already a eunuch, and he was full of flesh.
After grabbing his waist card, Chu Qing glanced at Huang Laosi angrily: "Learn a little bit and see how I make things difficult for others."
Waving his badge, Chu Qing said with a smile: "Eunuch, we are on an errand on the orders of Grand Eunuch Sun."
"Grand Eunuch?" The fat eunuch's expression changed: "You said so."
Chu Qing looked around and saw the fat eunuch chopping stuffing. He put his hands behind his hands and smiled: "My eldest father-in-law wants to eat dumplings. Please help this fat man...could you please chop some stuffing."
“How to eat dumplings?”
Chu Qing was also confused by the question. After thinking about it, he remembered that dumplings really became popular in the Qing Dynasty. They existed in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, but they were called Jiao Er or Joule at that time. The medical sage Zhang Zhongjing also used mutton and medicinal materials when treating victims.
Made together with the package.
"Oh, it's just about chopping the stuffing. Don't you just chop the stuffing?"
"May I ask what kind of meat Eunuch Sun wants to eat?"
"pork."
"The pork smells fishy, why did Eunuch Sun..."
"You talk so much nonsense, I'll chop it up if I ask you to."
"Go right now, go right now."
"Wait a minute." Chu Qing adjusted his expression, and then lowered his voice: "I want ten ounces of fine meat, cut it into minced meat, and don't see any fat on it."
The eunuch holding the kitchen knife was stunned: "What does smelly mean?"
"Can you fucking follow the lines? It's just minced meat."
"Oh, good."
Sun Dagong took the bus on his behalf. How could the fat eunuch dare to neglect him? The two kitchen knives were flying up and down, and the minced meat was ready in a short time.
Chu Qing continued: "If you want another ten taels, they will all be fat. Don't see a little bit of meat on them, but also cut them into minced meat."
Without saying anything, the fat eunuch picked up a large piece of fat and chopped it up.
Huang Laosi frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Just watch, the exciting stuff is coming soon."
Seeing that the fat eunuch had finished chopping the stuffing, Chu Qing laughed loudly: "Eunuch Sun also said that if you want ten liang of soft tendons and crisp bones, you should also chop it carefully to make the stuffing, and don't see any meat on it."
After finishing speaking, Chu Qing quickly took a few steps back, fearing that the fat eunuch would pick up a kitchen knife and chop him.
Unexpectedly, a magical scene appeared. The fat eunuch picked up a fan of ribs and changed the kitchen knife. One was longer, one shorter, one wider and one narrower. His movements were smooth and smooth, like a martial arts master making knife shadows. A moment later, under Chu Qing's jaw-dropping eyes,
Under the watchful eyes, twelve ounces of "soft tendons and crispy bones" meat fillings were chopped.
Pulling out the meat stuffing, the fat eunuch smiled and asked, "Eunuch Sun, does he have any other explanations?"
"I..." Chu Qing swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this fat eunuch is so awesome, he really didn't see any minced meat.
Huang Laosi is obviously a hot-tempered person: "It's really troublesome, just go up and beat him!"
"Wait a minute!" Chu Qing gritted his teeth and sneered as he stared at the fat eunuch: "Eunuch Sun also said that we should use another 12 epidermal cells to make a paste, and no fixed cell nuclei can be seen on it."
Chu Qing still doesn't believe in evil. If the fat eunuch can be "chopped" out, he will definitely run away without saying a word, because if this happens, it will no longer be a historical fiction, but a fantasy and immortality theme.
Fortunately, the fat eunuch's eyes were a little straight: "May I ask, what do these epidermal cells mean?"
"Wow!" Huang Laosi suddenly shouted: "You don't even know what the epidermal cells mean, and you still dare to work in the kitchen, you are looking for death!"
After finishing speaking, Huang Laosi suddenly stood up, stepped forward with his long legs, and then kicked the fat eunuch to the ground. He did not forget to turn back and wave his hand at Chu Qing: "Hit him!"
Chu Qing was completely dumbfounded.
He suddenly remembered what Sun An said about Huang Laosi being a perverted murderer. At present, it seems that it is very credible.
After Huang Laosi kicked the fat eunuch to the ground, he raised the chopping board with one hand and hit the eunuch directly on the head.
Blood spattered, and Huang Laosi kicked the fat eunuch half a meter away with another kick. His face was full of evil: "You are a slave who looks down on others. How dare you be so domineering just because you are running errands in the palace? You are looking for death!"
What happened was so sudden that a group of eunuchs were frightened and quickly fell to their knees and begged for mercy.
What Huang Laosi said is absolutely true. Those who can be cooks are definitely not eunuchs with a background. They usually behave with their tail between their legs, not daring to offend anyone, and serving them carefully.
When Er Ni came, the fat eunuch was surprised. Why were ordinary people coming to the palace? When he asked, he learned that it was a group of ordinary people who came to the palace to work. He immediately cursed twice, and the content of the scold was also unpleasant. Only then did Er Ni get offended.
Ni ran back crying all the way.
Huang Laosi was angry because of this.
Sun An was a close servant of the emperor, and he agreed to let the children eat cakes. In the emperor's "home", he promised the children to eat cakes with open stomachs. However, a group of minions actually made his children cry. How could Huang Laosi not be angry?
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For the common people, the emperor regarded them as his own subjects, but as for the eunuchs, the emperor regarded them as just domestic slaves.
So this is a very simple thing. The domestic slave made his own people cry, so Huang Laosi was very angry, feeling that the domestic slave had embarrassed him.
After being kicked twice and smashed, such a fat eunuch fainted, which shows how strong Huang Laosi is.
Huang Laosi's eyes were full of coldness: "Outside Taowu Hall, there are people repairing the hall. You are responsible for eating every day. If you neglect, this will be the consequences!"
The eunuchs repeatedly said yes, and were frightened out of their wits.
With a cold snort, Huang Laosi turned and left. Chu Qing, who was watching the excitement, cheered.
Huang Laosi was very majestic. He glanced at Chu Qing and was slightly dissatisfied: "Mother-in-law, I'm just teaching a bunch of slaves, why are you wasting so many words?"
"Yes, yes, Brother Huang is still majestic, hahaha."
"That's natural." Huang Laosi laughed: "In the palace, I am naturally the most majestic."
Chu Qing was secretly surprised.
This guy can brag so much, and he is still bragging in the palace. How did he survive to this day?
Huang Laosi turned around and said, "I just asked you to teach that slave dog a lesson with me. Why didn't you move?"
"People fainted, and they were still beaten."
"It's just that he fainted. Today, Japan is in a good mood. If it were the past, his body would be separated!"
Chu Qing's pupils narrowed slightly.
What Sun An said is indeed true. This guy is indeed a pervert. If he does anything, he will kill someone. It is better to stay away from this pervert in the future.
"By the way, what are those dumplings made of? I've eaten all kinds of delicacies, so why haven't I heard of them?"
"It's just dumplings, they're quite delicious."
"Since they are food, they are eaten in nostalgia for the past. This dumpling is meant to commemorate someone."
Chu Qing said perfunctorily: "Qu Yuan."
Anyone who doesn't know it will commemorate Qu Yuan.
"Nonsense." Huang Laosi said solemnly: "To commemorate Qu Yuan, what we eat is obviously rice dumplings!"
"It must be in memory of my sister-in-law, I don't know."