Li Chengpeng was a bit old-fashioned and said: "Beautiful sister, there are so many cars on the road, why did you check me alone? Did you see that I am handsome and want to strike up a conversation with me?"
The female policeman smiled bitterly and said: "Parking is not allowed on this road. I've already given you face by giving you a fine before I came up. Take out your ID quickly. If you make me anxious, I will make you walk around without food!"
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Li Chengpeng didn't expect that this female police officer was still a tough person. Li Chengpeng said with a smile: "To be honest, you are so beautiful, I really can't bear to leave. Just wait, I will pull over and park the car first, so as not to block the traffic in our city."
Inconvenient!"
Li Chengpeng started the car and wanted to escape. The policewoman was obviously well prepared. She took away Li Chengpeng's car keys with lightning speed. The policewoman smiled sweetly and said: "Now I think of blocking traffic."
Already? Humph! What were you doing earlier? Get off the car quickly!"
As soon as Li Chengpeng finished reading, he finally hit the wall this time. This policewoman was obviously prepared! Li Chengpeng looked at his wallet and saw that he still had a few thousand yuan, then he waved to the policewoman and said: "Hey! Beauty, I'll discuss this with you.
Something! Look what this is?"
The female police officer originally thought that Li Chengpeng would take out his wallet and show his ID. Unexpectedly, she came over and saw Li Chengpeng took out his wallet and took out the old man's head. The female police officer smiled and said: "Boy, are you driving without a license?"
?Now our city is carrying out this special rectification, you hit the head of the gun today!"
Li Chengpeng smiled bitterly and said: "Beautiful sister, please let me go once! In fact, it's either that I don't have a driver's license, it's because I was in such a hurry today that I forgot it at home... Beautiful lady, please be merciful! You just need to let me go."
I, I guarantee that you will become more beautiful as you grow older, and you will be able to meet your Prince Charming soon..."
The female police officer said seriously: "Don't be so wordy. If you don't have a driver's license, you are driving without a license. Get out of the car quickly, and I'll call the tow truck over later!"
When Li Chengpeng heard that his car was to be towed, he immediately became anxious. Li Chengpeng said angrily: "If you don't bring a driver's license, you are driving without a license? Then will you still have to hold a marriage certificate when you go to bed with your boyfriend?...
…When the work is finally done, you just tear off a piece of paper, and then rub it vigorously. Finally, after the paper is softened, you can use it to wipe your lower body..."
The female police officer was so angry that her face turned red after listening to Li Chengpeng's words. The female police officer said: "You gangster, just wait, I will look good on you soon!"
Li Chengpeng said nonchalantly: "What's there to see? You're not planning to take off your pants for me to see! To be honest, I really don't want to see it for you! But if you ask me to test the depth of the water, I can consider it."
consider!"
The female police officer said in confusion: "How deep is the water? What is the depth of the water and the shallowness of the water?"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "It seems that you are still a green fruit, but I, A Peng, like this. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. I dare you to understand when we are passionate and passionate together..."
The female police officer went crazy after hearing what Li Chengpeng said. She no longer cared about her image as a police officer. She opened Li Chengpeng's car door and then rushed towards Li Chengpeng. Although this female police officer could be considered a policewoman
Lian Jiazi, but if it were in the hands of Li Chengpeng, it would basically be considered a child's play. So before a while, Li Chengpeng had already carefully touched the female policeman's body.
Li Chengpeng Tiantian's lips were a little chapped, and then he said with a smile: "Beauty! Your little rabbits are growing so well! They are probably even bigger than our Sun Meili's two! Also, your butt is so big.
Hey! I heard that girls with big butts are more likely to give birth to sons, how about we try it together?"
After a thankless struggle, the female police officer was so angry that she almost cried. She broke away from Li Chengpeng's arms, and with tears in her eyes, she took out her walkie-talkie and started calling the main station. Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Chengpeng began to think of a way.
He regretted his behavior just now. Why didn't he grab the car keys first and then eat the tofu? It was good now, the tofu was in his mouth, but the business was not done...
Just when Li Chengpeng regretted it and got angry in a hurry, Ma Yifei suddenly called. Ma Yifei said: "Where have you been? People miss you so much, why don't you come!"
Li Chengpeng smiled bitterly and said: "I got into trouble today. Now I am at the intersection of a certain building. Don't I have a driver's license? Now I am blocked by a female traffic policeman..."
Ma Yifei smiled and said: "You finally got it, didn't you? I was kind enough not to call the police last time. If you had, you would have got it too! How about it? Do you want me to help?"
Li Chengpeng said eagerly: "The wild vegetables and so on are all in the car. Anyway, you can take care of it yourself!"
Ma Yifei laughed loudly and said: "At this time, you still want to threaten me! Now hurry up and think of how to repay me. As long as you think of it, I will definitely help you immediately!"
Li Chengpeng said impatiently: "Sister Feifei, since you have the solution, come quickly, okay? Isn't this just to repay you? Then I won't leave tonight, how about I spend the night with you?"
Ma Yifei smiled and said: "This condition is indeed quite tempting. I haven't seen you for several days and I really miss you..."
Li Chengpeng never got out of the car. The female police officer looked at Li Chengpeng's leisurely and comfortable appearance, and her lips turned white with anger. Li Chengpeng saw the female police officer's eyes filled with tears, and comforted her: "Don't be like this, little beauty! No.
Did I just touch you a few times? There's nothing missing from your body! Besides, if you have a boyfriend in the future, he won't touch you every day. I can only borrow it for a few minutes at most. If you don't tell him, he won't touch you.
If you don’t know, he will think that you are the original product!”
The female police officer said angrily: "Don't be arrogant now, you will be in trouble soon! My boyfriend is the Sanda champion of our police team, and I insist that he cut you into pieces!"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "Oh, it turns out your boyfriend is coming! Well, this is just right! When he comes soon, we two brothers can discuss our experiences. For example, about the size of your white rabbit? And the butt?
It’s so big! We can just learn from each other and make progress together!”
The policewoman burst into tears and said, "You are such a shameless guy! You are shameless! If you dare to say nonsense to him, I will tear your mouth apart!"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "Since you are worried about me talking nonsense, then let me go! I can tell you, I am good at everything, except for my mouth! Maybe I will let it slip after a while, and even more...
You added insult to injury and said you wanted to seduce me into bed because I looked handsome. I didn't agree at first, but then you actually took out my keys and threw my driver's license into the sewer. You said you were a slut.
Not having sex?..."
After hearing this, the female police officer was about to rush towards Li Chengpeng. At this moment, a police car sped over. The police car screeched to a stop, and then a dignified-looking and burly male policeman got out of the car.
Hehe, if you want to know how the plot develops, please watch the next episode! Dudu!