It is said that Li Chengpeng went to Zhang Guihua's shop to buy coffee for Xiao Heizi. But Zhang Guihua actually said that he would not sell it. Li Chengpeng became angry immediately after hearing this. He looked around and saw that no one was there, so he went up and gave Zhang Guihua's old tofu a hard blow.
He grabbed a handful and said, "Then do you sell your dried tofu?"
Zhang Guihua laughed when she was caught. Zhang Guihua said with a smile: "Apeng, you are so courageous! You even dare to eat my mother's tofu, let's see if I don't punish you!"
After Zhang Guihua finished speaking, she went to close the store door. Li Chengpeng saw Zhang Guihua swaying her butt back and forth and immediately understood what Zhang Guihua meant. So he quickly said: "What? Are Zheng Xiaoli and Zheng Zhiyang not at home?"
Zhang Guihua closed the door, then put her arms around Li Chengpeng's shoulders and said, "Of course! Let's start quickly! You tease me so much every time you come here, this time I can finally eat you
It’s young grass!”
After Zhang Guihua finished speaking, she started to help Li Chengpeng undress and take off his belt. Li Chengpeng said passively: "Then what did they do? Will they suddenly jump out like before? Now some readers have begun to react to this problem, saying that I always
The first time I was with you, I was just peeling off the skin and not the filling. If it continues like this, those readers will definitely come and scold me! Although you are already an old eggplant with wrinkles, some readers prefer him.
They like heavy flavors, so by getting you, they fulfilled one of their wishes..."
Zhang Guihua said with a smile: "I am an old eggplant covered with wrinkles? What about you? Are you a little cucumber that has just grown up? Haha, don't worry! Today Zheng Zhiyang and my daughter went out to buy that apple tree. Let's see
Both Zhang Yangfan's and Yang Jie's houses had this apple tree planted, so we also went to transport a cart!"
Li Chengpeng said in confusion: "Apples? Is this apple suitable for growing here? I saw that they also plant peach and apricot trees. I think it is better for you to spread the risk!"
Zhang Guihua's face flushed and she said, "Can you please stop talking about those irrelevant things? You haven't seen that the surging river is endless. Are you still sitting there waiting for death?"
Li Chengpeng said listlessly: "Actually, I am very tired today. Anyway, if you are interested, you can come by yourself. If you are not interested, then you can give me coffee, and then I will go home quickly..."
Zhang Guihua's face flushed and she bit her lips and said: "You are such a bad boy, why don't you still want to run away? Let me tell you, Lao Niu is sure to eat this tender grass today..."
It is said that ginger is spicy when old, wine is fragrant when wine is old, farts are stuffy and smelly, and mucus only gets longer and longer when you have a cold...
After the wind and rain, she was dripping with sweat. Zhang Guihua kissed Li Chengpeng's forehead and said: "My little in-laws! You are really amazing! At the same time, I still thought you were just a cucumber that breaks off as soon as I break it. I know, you are not at all.
cucumber!"
Li Chengpeng said while putting on his clothes: "Then what am I? Is it a yam?"
Zhang Guihua smiled and said: "Yams also break when you break them! Haha, you are just like the bamboo shoots in the mountains, and they are the kind that look fresh on the surface, but are actually old on the inside..."
Li Chengpeng couldn't help but wanted to laugh, but at this moment, someone suddenly knocked on the door. Li Chengpeng glanced at Zhang Guihua, meaning to ask her what to do? Zhang Guihua hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Who is this!"
I knocked on the door just after closing, we’re closed today!”
At this time, people outside whispered: "It's me... I'm Zhang Yunfa..."
Li Chengpeng couldn't help being happy when he heard this. Li Chengpeng smiled and said: "Zhang Guihua, your old shooting friend came to see you. He saw that you are going to score twice today!"
Zhang Guihua blushed and said: "Today is really going to kill me! Alas! It's not easy for him to come all the way, so let him come in!"
Zhang Guihua and Li Chengpeng tidied up the scene, and then let Zhang Yunfa come in. When Zhang Yunfa saw Li Chengpeng's presence, his face turned pale at first, and then immediately turned rosy. Zhang Yunfa laughed and said, "I didn't disturb you, did I? To be honest,
I really didn’t mean it, I was just passing by here and wanted to take a look, who knows..."
Li Chengpeng turned around and took a box of coffee. He walked to Zhang Yunfa and patted his shoulder and said: "We are all old colleagues and comrades in arms, so we don't need to say polite words. I'm leaving now. I wish you all to fight together."
Be happy and win the battle beautifully!"
Zhang Yunfa smiled sheepishly and said: "Why do we have to leave now? Why don't we just sit here for a while?..."
Li Chengpeng said with a smile: "I don't like to watch the fire from the other side, and I don't like to fight in groups. I'd better leave quickly. You should hurry up and get into fighting mode! Let's fight alone! Let's PK together!"
Li Chengpeng took the coffee and ran back home quickly. At this time, Xiao Heizi's eyes were red with anger. Xiao Heizi said angrily: "I am waiting for you anxiously at home, but you are hanging out outside! I see
You still haven't remembered the lesson of this failure. How could you be pushed down by that old eggplant so easily? You should have pushed her down long ago and taught her a lesson!"
Li Chengpeng took out the coffee and poured it into the bowl. He was worried that the water would be too hot and delay his time, so he first poured a little cold water and stirred it with his fingers, then added hot water to adjust the water steadily. Li Chengpeng said: "Nonsense
Stop talking about drinking coffee first and tell the secret! The water temperature is just right now, drink it quickly!"
Xiao Heizi wrinkled his head and said: "This black thing is coffee? Why does it smell like something sticky to me? Is this because you bought a defective product cheaply?"
Li Chengpeng said dumbfounded: "Do you understand or not? Let me tell you, this coffee is the expression of an elegant person. You will know after drinking it. In fact, this thing is similar to cigarettes. Not only is it not sweet, but it is also very bitter.
There is nothing good to drink. But people just like to spend money to buy bitterness! Do you want to be an elegant dog? If so, drink it quickly and tell me the secret!"
Xiao Heizi sighed and said: "Then I will try it first! If it tastes good, then I will drink this thing for a long time... Wow! It is indeed bitter! I didn't expect that being an elegant dog would be enough.
So difficult! Oops! I thought it tasted so good, but it’s so disappointing..."
Li Chengpeng said seriously: "Save food! This is bought with money and cannot be wasted. If it is wasted, I will never buy you anything else to eat!"
Xiao Heizi said listlessly: "Okay! For the sake of my legendary pizza, I'll just finish it!"
Little Heizi was really good. He drank up all the coffee in a short while. Little Heizi burped loudly and said, "Actually, the taste is not bad, especially if you taste it carefully, you will feel a kind of taste in your mouth."
It tastes like roasted sweet potatoes..."
Li Chengpeng said: "Okay, now that you've drank the coffee, it's time for you to reveal this so-called big secret, right?"