Li Chengpeng led White Rabbit into the room and said: "White Rabbit, aren't you my secretary? When do you think it will be better for you to go to work? If you go to work early, you will get your salary early!"
White Rabbit smiled and said: "Then can I go to work today? Although it is already afternoon, otherwise you can help me count half a day!"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "As a boss, you can't be too stingy. Otherwise, as long as you are obedient, I will officially count you as working today. And today's salary is considered to be a full day, how about it?"
The White Rabbit looked at Li Chengpeng suspiciously and said: "Boss A Peng, are you trying to take advantage of me again? Now in my home, if my sister sees the two of us, she will definitely make me miserable.
Let’s go!”
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "White Rabbit is really getting to know me better and better. But don't worry, in fact, I just want to make your sister angry. Look at us, she didn't even say a word. No matter how important work is,
, it can’t affect the family relationship! Don’t you think so?”
The White Rabbit nodded and said: "Oh! My sister is like this, she is a workaholic. Call her stupid! In fact, she is smarter than anyone else. Call her smart! But since she became an official, I
I've never seen her take money from home! ...Boss Apeng, what do you want to do to my sister? Are you going to make me take off my clothes?"
Li Chengpeng said with a smile: "There are so many villagers, how can I let you take off your clothes to show them! Let's talk about taking off clothes alone in the future! Today I will lend you your hand and use it with your voice! Chapter 1
One step is: you rub my back!"
After Li Chengpeng finished speaking, he opened the door, moved a stool and sat down. The White Rabbit said in confusion: "Can I give you a back rub to heal my sister? This seems a bit forced, right?"
Li Chengpeng said with a smile: "You rub it twice and you will understand!"
The white rabbit obeyed and started to rub Li Chengpeng's back. As soon as the white rabbit put its hand on Li Chengpeng's shoulder, Li Chengpeng began to cry like a ghost.
"Wow!...It feels so comfortable!...It feels so good!...Yes, that's it! It's the most comfortable to move like this!...Don't stop!...Push hard!...Oh!..."
Before Li Chengpeng barked a few times, several villagers came into the house to watch the fun. Li Chengpeng saw that the little cow hadn't been attracted yet, and then he raised his voice and continued to howl...
Sure enough, less than two minutes later, the little cow came into the house angrily. The little cow said angrily to Li Chengpeng: "Li Chengpeng, what are you doing? Didn't you see me working? Can't your voice be lower?"
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Li Chengpeng looked innocent and said: "What's wrong with me? Is my massage wrong?"
The little cow said angrily: "Massage is okay. You can press it as much as you want, but I beg you not to bark! You are a grown man, and you are barking in broad daylight. Will you let me work?"
Li Chengpeng chuckled and said, "Oh, it turns out you don't want to hear my voice. Well, then why not if I don't speak out?"
The little cow rolled her eyes at Li Chengpeng and said, "If you yell again, I will drive you out of the house!"
After finishing speaking, the little cow angrily went back to work. At this time, the big white rabbit said to Li Chengpeng: "Boss Apeng, what should we do now? Otherwise, we should go to your house for a massage! You are the boss in your house, if you scream
, absolutely no one dares to take care of them!"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said: "It's okay, it's okay, the situation is not that critical yet! Didn't she not let me scream? Well, now it's your turn to scream!"
Big White Rabbit looked at the villagers next to him, and then said shyly: "Boss Apeng, please don't embarrass me. I can't act. I don't know what to call..."
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry! As soon as I massage you, you will scream on your own. The real scream is more beautiful than the one I pretend!"
Li Chengpeng asked the White Rabbit to sit on the stool, then grabbed the White Rabbit's shoulders and rubbed them hard. Because Li Chengpeng's hands were very strong, the White Rabbit couldn't help but scream as soon as Li Chengpeng touched it...
"Ouch!... It hurts!... Boss Apeng, please be gentle... It really hurts... Haha... It's tickling me... Can you please stop moving?... It's really itchy..."
Speaking of which, the White Rabbit's ratings were high. Before the White Rabbit even barked a few times, all the villagers in the yard ran into the house. At this time, the little cow's face was ashen and she also came into the house angrily.
The little cow yelled at Li Chengpeng and the white rabbit: "You just came here to make trouble with me, didn't you? Did I provoke you or provoke you? Can't you just be quiet?"
The big white rabbit gently tugged on Li Chengpeng's clothes and said: "Boss Apeng, my sister seems to be really angry this time! Otherwise, let's run away quickly!"
Li Chengpeng smiled and said: "It's okay. In fact, your sister is very gentle!... Little cow, otherwise, I won't talk to the White Rabbit this time, okay? You do your job, and we will
Massage us!"
The little cow said angrily: "Not only can you two not talk, but you also don't instruct anyone to yell in this yard. Otherwise, I will drive you out with a fire stick!"
Li Chengpeng laughed loudly and said, "Okay, okay. I will abide by my wife's words, otherwise it will be terrible if you ask me to kneel on the washboard later!"
When all the villagers heard this, they were all happy. The little cow gave Li Chengpeng a white look and said, "Who is your wife? You are so sentimental!"
After finishing speaking, the little cow went to work again. The big white rabbit watched the villagers leaving one after another, and then couldn't help but said to Li Chengpeng: "Boss Apeng, what should we do now? Otherwise, we should go to your house!"
Li Chengpeng chuckled and said: "What is more fun in my home, or in your home? Do you think our next step should continue to mock your sister? Or should we just drive away the villagers?"
The White Rabbit said: "Didn't my sister just say that we won't be allowed to yell? Is there any way you can disturb her?"
Li Chengpeng laughed and said, "I don't have to do too many things. She just said not to let us yell, but she didn't say anything else! We can play music, knock on the table, and play with monkeys."
Tricks can work too! As long as they can attract the villagers, it’s a good idea!”
The White Rabbit smiled bitterly and said: "Then I think we should forget it! Look, my sister actually didn't offend us. If we still do this, wouldn't it be a bit too much?"
Li Chengpeng chuckled and said: "It seems that the white rabbit is still kind-hearted. Since it is like this, then I will let your sister take a rest today! Now I will find a way to let all the villagers go home!"