399 "Wow! What are you going to do? You beast, stop it. Do you think this is a baby sticker? Just tear it off for me..."
Li Chengpeng chuckled and said: "It seems that the stickiness is no longer enough. Let's quickly think of a new way! If you lower your head, it will fall off. If you keep holding your head up like that, it will fall into your mouth after a while!"
After Zhou Zhengzong successfully escaped from danger, he ran wildly to chase Li Chengpeng. Zhou Zhengzong cursed and said: "Li Chengpeng, you are not a polite person. If you do this again, I will ignore you from now on! Although I don't have much power, but
There is no problem in punishing and oppressing little gangsters like you!"
As soon as Li Chengpeng heard what Zhou Zhengzong said, he quickly came back and hugged Zhou Zhengzong's shoulders enthusiastically. Li Chengpeng chuckled and said, "Brother, please calm down! I was wrong. In fact, the most taboo thing for you as an official is to meet a girl in college."
I am an aunt, so I sincerely say sorry now! Although we are not brothers and even though you like to brag, you gave up your work today to help me find Tiantian. I really shouldn’t treat you like this.
You...where did you throw that sanitary napkin? How about you pick it up again and stick it on me? I'll let you stick it on all at once, and I won't have any complaints at all!"
Zhou Zhengzong waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's already unfortunate to meet you. I can't touch that kind of unlucky thing anymore! Hey! By the way, this sanitary napkin can't be used, so why don't we go
How many should I ask her for? This kind of thing is a must-have for them when traveling at home, so they must still have food reserves!"
When Zhou Zhengzong said this, Li Chengpeng immediately felt his eyes light up. Yes! They should have food reserves!
"Brother Zhou, run quickly, let's go find her to borrow some food reserves! Oops! She's already in the car, let's run quickly! Work hard for Tiantian!"
Li Chengpeng had energy stored in his body, so Li Chengpeng ran to his car without any effort. He looked back at Zhou Zhengzong, who was still panting for his efforts, so he moved the door forward, started the car, put the car into gear, and waited for Zhou Zhengzong.
As soon as Zhou Zhengzong got on, Li Chengpeng stepped on the accelerator, pushed the clutch, and then rushed towards the car in front!
A good car is a good car. Within a few minutes, Li Chengpeng had already caught up with the young woman's car. Li Chengpeng turned around and saw that she seemed to be the only one in the car, so he did not hesitate to turn the front of the car and then
Forced the young woman to park the car aside.
After the car stopped, Li Chengpeng and Zhou Zhengzong pounced down like two tigers. The young woman looked at the two people with a pale face, and then said in fear: "How come... there is robbery in broad daylight?"
Zhou Zhengzong went up and took out a few red tickets and threw them in front of the young woman. Zhou Zhengzong said breathlessly: "This money... I will use it to buy... your..."
The young woman looked at Zhou Zhengzong in astonishment and said: "You...you are not robbers? Why did you return the banknotes? Ah!...You must not think of me as that kind of person!"
Zhou Zhengzong knew that he couldn't explain clearly at the moment, so he had to threaten the young woman and said: "Don't move! And don't call the police! If you anger us, we will be rude to you!"
At this time, Li Chengpeng ran up and opened the back door of the car. He got into the young woman's car and started looking for the young woman's bag. Finally, Li Chengpeng finally found a red bag on a seat.
Li Chengpeng couldn't wait to open the bag to look for what he needed. Sure enough, there was a small plastic package inside the bag. Li Chengpeng opened the package and saw that there were only two left in it, and they were still ultra-thin.
Li Chengpeng went to rummage carefully again. Apart from some cosmetics, the other items were his wallet.
Li Chengpeng had no choice but to place the two ultra-thin pieces on the seat again. He anxiously said to Zhou Zhengzong: "Old Zhou, look at this, is it too small? What should I do?"
Zhou Zhengzong glared at Li Chengpeng and said, "Apeng, why did you mention my last name? You're too young. You ask her! You ask me and I don't understand!"
Li Chengpeng smiled bitterly and said: "You are so fucking unreasonable. You even mentioned my name. Look, I won't settle the score with you for a while...Beauty! Let me ask you a question. Do you have the thicker and longer version of this thing?
?The bigger the better!”
The young woman blushed and said, "No more...what are you doing? Do you want to use it too?"
Li Chengpeng smiled bitterly and said: "We do need to use it, but our purposes are different. You use it to absorb water, I use it to cover..."
"It's meant to be placed on the mouth!" Zhou Zhengzong chuckled and continued: "Beauty, the one we saw you throw away just now seems to be super wide, super thick, and super long! So what do you use now?
Is that the same kind of thing?...Okay, Apeng, I’ll leave the rest of the questions to you. For the sake of Tiantian, you should quickly find a way to win over this beauty! One big one and two small ones are enough!
"
Li Chengpeng looked at the young woman and Zhou Zhengzong awkwardly, then glared at Zhou Zhengzong and said, "Damn, it's my turn every time this happens. Seeing as I already owed you a favor just now, I can only do it today.
I pledge myself to you!"
Li Chengpeng turned around and said to the young woman sheepishly: "Sister, we are really not robbing, and we are looking for this sanitary napkin just to cover the license plate, so that we can speed without being fined! So..."
The young woman looked at Li Chengpeng awkwardly and said, "Oh, so it looks like this! But I've already used that one! Don't you think it's dirty? Besides, if I give you what I have on me, then I will
What should I do? If I don’t use it, the stuff will flow onto my pants..."
Zhou Zhengzong saw a tube of potato chips next to him. He flattened the paper tube and said, "Beauty, do you think this is okay? It's a bit hard, but it's still okay to hold it for a while!"
Li Chengpeng pushed Zhou Zhengzong away and said: "Oh! Old Zhou! Do you still have any humanity? Girls are extremely delicate, how can you...Hey! Girl, what do you think of this newspaper?
I'll help you knead it hard to make it softer. And this newspaper is very absorbent, much better than that paper shell!"
The young woman blushed and said, "Can you please stop thinking about these crooked things? Otherwise, how about this? How about I trade the big one on my body for the small one in your hands?"
Li Chengpeng slapped his head and said: "Ah! This method is good, then you should change it quickly! We really need it urgently!"
The young woman took the ultra-thin sanitary napkin from Li Chengpeng's hand, and then said awkwardly: "Can you two hide for a while? Although I am not a young girl, but this kind of thing..."
Zhou Zhengzong said seriously: "No! What if you run away as soon as we get off the car? Anyway, you must choose at least one person to supervise you, otherwise we will not worry!"
The young woman shyly pointed at Li Chengpeng and said: "Otherwise, I would choose him! He is more handsome and the type I like..."