Xia Lei woke up from his trance, muttering the name of a certain woman who contributed her youth to the Japanese film industry, rubbing her sleepy eyes and opening them.
"Ah! Ghost!"
He screamed and got up from the ground, holding his hands on the ground and stepping back.
In front of him, a beautiful woman was wrapped in smelly socks, with two wings sticking out from the torn holes, and she was slowly flapping her transparent wings, suspended in the air.
Not a dream!
From the computer being burned down together with Nagasawa Masami's soul-destroying voice, to the meteor appearing and smashing the glass, and then finding an egg falling from the sky, and even an egg flying out of the egg that looked similar to the elf in the fantasy movie... let's call her an elf,
None of this is a dream!
He retreated to the old antique bed and instinctively pulled off half of the drooped quilt on the bed. He hugged her tightly and trembled regularly. Xia Lei shivered and shouted again: "Don't... don't
Come here... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law... Oh my god, what the hell are you..."
The elf wrapped in smelly socks tilted his head, stared at Xia Lei closely, and murmured: "Who am I? Well... damn, you, a slug-like microorganism, how could you sign a master-servant contract with me?
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Xia Lei's nerves gradually recovered a little.
When he heard the contract, he immediately grasped at a life-saving straw. He thought about his own blood dripping on the eggshell, and thought about a magical novel he read a few days ago.
The mood that had scared him half to death just now disappeared. He jumped up and said with a strange smile: "Master-servant contract? Oh my god... If you get rich, sell this little guy to the country for one million... no no."
No, 10 million! 100 million! Haha...I will go directly to Japan to find the little baby Masami Nagasawa and ask her to make a movie specifically for me to watch..."
"What Japan? Who is Masami Nagasawa?" The little beauty looked confused.
"Ahem..."
Xia Lei played the role of master and said seriously: "Come to me, obediently. I am your master, you know? No tricks, okay?"
laugh!
Three broad bean-sized fireballs appeared out of thin air. The little beauty's face suddenly turned red, her transparent wings flapped wildly, and she screamed: "The sky is burning with flames! Damn slug, if you dare to be disrespectful to your master, I will punish you on behalf of the moon..."
Huh!"
The little beauty's beautiful face wrinkled into a bitter melon. She looked at the three small fireballs floating in front of her and said, "Fire God's Curse... Oh my God, my Fire God's Curse... How could this happen?"
Xia Lei was frightened to death again. After a long time, he came to his senses, rushed into the bathroom and poured out half a basin of dark water filled with several pairs of smelly socks.
The poor little fireball hardly even struggled, and just disappeared with a scoff. The little beauty was immediately soaked in the water, and even the socks on her body were washed off. The weather in early spring was still a bit cold, and she was washed away by the cold water.
, she couldn't help but sneezed a few times, and her little lips started to tremble, but the most important thing was that her 'clothes' were gone again.
"ah!"
The dazed little face was pale, and the slender little hands desperately covered the body, screaming: "Damn slave, you are dead, soul shock!"
The washbasin fell to the ground with a clang, and Xia Lei let out a scream that was a hundred times more horrifying than the little beauty.
At that moment, he seemed to feel tens of thousands of steel needles stabbing his head. The pain was simply beyond what anyone could bear.
very good!
He passed out again without hesitation. Before he passed out, he told himself again that this must be a dream...
I don’t know how long it took, but a chill rose from my forehead.
Xia Lei shook his groggy head and woke up. He saw the elf who had put on the smelly socks again, holding an empty teacup and floating above his head.
After touching his wet hair, he found that there were still a few tea leaves in his hand. Xia Lei looked very calm.
After briefly recalling the whole incident, and then looking at the little elf beauty's big, watery blue eyes full of doubts, he told himself that it was all true.
At the same time, he also understood an unacceptable fact: there was a so-called master-servant contract between himself and this beautiful elf. The sad thing was that he acted as a servant, not a superior master.
This completely overturned his thinking, and all movies, novels, myths and legends no longer worked for him.
"Ouch..."
Just when he was about to accept the reality and plan for the next step, he felt a sharp pain in his scalp.
The wet hair was being grabbed hard by the bad little beauty, and was being torn with all his strength. A sharp cry came from his ears: "Slave, tell me where this is? Why am I here...who am I?"
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Xia Lei reflexively reached out and grabbed the elf wrapped in smelly socks, and all his anger exploded crazily.
He grabbed the elf beauty and put it in front of him, pointed at the broken glass on the floor, and shouted angrily: "Who the hell is your slave? It's all you. Did I owe you in my previous life? The window is broken, and the computer is burned.
The floor is rotten and the bed is broken. You ask me who you are? How do I know who you are? You are just a fucking monster who came to collect debt from me!"
Tumo Xingzi sprayed all over the elf's head and face. The little guy pursed his lips and burst into tears when he looked at Xia Lei with a fierce look.
The cry was so shocking that it wept ghosts and gods. It was like a harem crying and complaining, and it was as sad as a cuckoo crying for blood.
Xia Lei has never had a girl cry for him in his entire life, let alone such a miniature beauty who is a bit fierce, but her appearance and figure are all that make people lose their mind?
He was a little panicked and said repeatedly: "Auntie, please stop crying, okay? Why don't you be so cruel and don't use that master-servant contract to harm me? How about we discuss it carefully?"
"good."
The crying suddenly stopped, and the little beauty did not look sad at all, as if someone else had just cried sadly.
In Xia Lei's stunned eyes, she said cracklingly: "I don't know why I am here, and I don't know who I am. Anyway, I used to be very powerful, but I have forgotten... Well, my divine spell
It’s not working anymore, what do you think I should do? Can you send me back? As long as you send me back, I will terminate the master-servant contract and give you many good things, how about it?"
Xia Lei looked at her dumbly, and after a while he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You... you don't belong to our world, how can I send you back? Will your memory be restored?"
The little beauty shook her head vigorously and murmured: "I don't know either. I only remember magic and nothing else, but...but the magic is useless...ah! Humble guy, get away from you.
Dirty hands!"
Xia Lei was almost frightened to death by her sudden shouting, and then he realized that his right hand was squeezing her body tightly, and his index and middle fingers were tightly circling her chest.
In fact, he could feel that it stood out a lot compared to other places and had extremely amazing elasticity.
"Soul rush..."
"Don't!"
Xia Lei, the other one, immediately covered the little beauty's mouth, glared at her fiercely, and threatened: "It's you who ruined my life. If you dare to use that soul attack on me again, I will take back the socks and let you
You have nothing to wear, huh!"
Finally, someone was frightened and twisted his body vigorously, his little face turned into a red apple, and he yelled shyly and anxiously: "Don't touch me with your dirty hands, you dirty,
A nasty, despicable, dirty, shameless gangster, you are just a pig beast that has not fully evolved, you..."
"Shut up!"
Unable to bear her thoughts any longer, Xia Lei then threw her on the bed, got up and pointed at her and shouted: "You are such a sharp-tongued little thing, do you think I am interested in you? Just like that.
Be older, you won't be able to satisfy me no matter what I want. I'm warning you, if you dare to scold me again, I'll call 110 and call the police. Many laboratories will be interested in you. Wow haha... Alien creatures, those who take
The old man with the scalpel will cut you open bit by bit with a sharp blade, and then put it under the microscope to study it slowly!"
The beautiful elf who was so arrogant just now lost her confidence and started sobbing when she heard his bloody voice.
Seeing that the threat was effective, Xia Lei pointed to the bathroom and hummed: "Take off my socks and wash your stinky body."
He took out his cell phone from his pocket and checked the time. The numbers showed 6:33 in the morning, and there was still nearly an hour before class.
The little beauty looked at him with a bitter face and whispered: "I want clothes... Damn it, this thing stinks so much. This place is as smelly and dirty as a pig's den, you..."
"Um?"
Xia Lei's eyes widened, and the little beauty wisely closed her mouth and ran into the bathroom.
Although she doesn't remember anything, it doesn't mean she is stupid.
Soon, the sound of water came from the bathroom. Unexpectedly, the little beauty learned to use the water heater in this world without anyone's guidance, which surprised Xia Lei.
clothing……
Where does a half-foot-tall beauty get the clothes she wears? She can't wear socks with two holes cut out every day, right?
After thinking about it, Xia Lei suddenly had an idea, grabbed the key, closed the door, and rushed out as fast as he could.
I left the community and went straight to a boutique not far away. I spent 58 yuan and bought two Barbie dolls under the confused look of the store clerk.
When leaving the boutique, he vaguely heard the female clerk muttering: "Why do boys buy this? Is it a pervert?"
You are the pervert, and your whole family is perverts!
Xia Lei cursed secretly in his mind and returned to the rental house in the community a few minutes later. He almost died of fright when he got out of the elevator...