When Xia Lei woke up, he found himself lying on the floor.
The eggshells embedded deeply in the floor were gone, the four agents-like guys were gone, and even the unconscious fat woman was gone. Instead, the elf was sleeping soundly on the bed with Barbie in his arms.
7:35!
He picked up his phone and looked at the time. Today was undoubtedly the first time he was late since school.
After taking a look at the sweetly sleeping elf, Xia Lei picked up a few books on the computer table, quietly closed the door and ran towards Chengji Middle School a few hundred meters away.
Fortunately, the first period today was a Chinese class. The old man wearing glasses had poor eyesight, so Xia Lei sneaked in through the back door of the classroom while he turned around.
Li Jianren, who was at the same table, touched him with his elbow and lowered his voice and asked: "Will you be late too? Tell me honestly, did you release too many times on Masami Nagasawa last night, which caused a large amount of protein loss and made your body weak and overslept?
Already?"
Xia Lei wanted to die, and she didn't have the heart to say useless words to him. She couldn't tell him that Masami Nagasawa and her precious computer were all scrapped, so there was a little alien beauty in the house, right?
Even people like Zhou Haibo don't believe it, and even a 'fifth-class person' like him wouldn't believe such nonsense.
He laughed a few times and dealt with Li Jianren. He didn't listen at all to what the teacher said and was only thinking about what to do next.
First of all, this is definitely not a dream, there is indeed a miniature beauty hatched from an egg.
Secondly, the special department's investigation has not ended yet, but they just haven't figured it out for the time being. When the ingredients of the eggshells are tested, more troubles are waiting for me.
In the end, the master-servant contract made him become the slave of the little beauty. If the other party was unhappy, he would use soul shock to deal with him. How should he live in the future?
As for what to do with the scrapped computer, whether the fat landlady was murdered and silenced, and how to send the little beauty home, we have no time to worry about these things for the time being.
My mind was in chaos. The more I thought about it, the more unlucky I felt. Why did this stupid thing happen to me?
Unknowingly, the morning class was over. Xia Lei was really not in the mood to go to class, so he made up a lie and asked for leave. He didn't plan to eat at school at noon, so he bought some bread, cake, and milk and headed home.
go.
He planned to discuss with the little beauty whether he could cancel the master-servant contract first. This was the only thing he could do among a lot of problems.
Bang!
After opening the door, I pushed it open with my habitual kick.
Before Xia Lei could fart, two thumb-sized light blue ice bullets flew towards him: "Damn it! You impolite guy, don't you know how to knock on the door? I will punish you on behalf of the moon..."
Bo...
The ice bullets hit Xia Lei's forehead very accurately, and one of them coincidentally landed on the small wound that was broken by the rebound of brick fragments last night.
He cried out in pain and squatted down, covering his head. He clearly felt a burst of heat where the ice bullet had hit him. After a while, two hard lumps popped up. The wound that was smashed by the brick was also caused by the ice bullet.
After the attack, the newly formed scabs cracked open again, blood dripping down the fingers and onto the ground.
The severe pain made Xia Lei lose his mind, and the so-called fear, grievance, anger, and helplessness burst out all at once.
After kicking the door shut with a strong kick, he threw the convenience bag he was carrying on the table, yelled and rushed towards the extremely happy little beauty who was smiling.
"Grandma, you are fucking bullying me. You gave birth to me? Can you beat me?"
"You...what are you going to do?" The little beauty was obviously a little scared.
"you guess?"
Xia Lei thought of Masami Nagasawa's appearance. If the little beauty in his hand could be enlarged ten times, she would definitely be a hundred times more beautiful than Masami Nagasawa.
The half-foot-tall little man can't do much, but he can still feast his eyes on it, right? And he can also enjoy his hand addiction, right?
Don't blame me for being naughty, it's you who went too far. If a tiger doesn't show off its power, it treats me like a sick cat!
Muttering random crazy things in his mouth, he tore off the little beauty's clothes that were taken off from the Barbie doll. Amidst the little beauty's screams of crying, a flawless body was cleansed.
Slidingly appeared in front of my eyes.
"I let you bully me...I let you be arrogant..."
Xia Lei, who was constantly being persecuted and had a mentality of breaking things, firmly grasped the little beauty's body and squeezed her body as smooth as satin with his other hand.
The little beauty only knew a little bit of magic, and her power was so poor that she couldn't escape Xia Lei's clutches.
In his desperation, he forgot about the binding force of the master-servant contract, and could only struggle helplessly, with tears falling down. He was completely different from the previous complacency.
At first, he did it out of revenge. After a while, Xia Lei felt a heat in his lower abdomen, and there was a special reaction somewhere.
"Let me go... ugh... you dirty pig beast..."
"Damn slave, I won't let you go..."
"Don't touch there... Oh my God! You bastard, you can't..."
Xia Lei ignored the little beauty's pleas, his eyes were full of green light, and his deepest desires were completely discovered. He smiled strangely and said: "You still dare to bully me? Now I want to bully you, quack... Anyway, you also
If you are not from this world, even if I give you to that, it won't be a crime, right?"
The little beauty cried so hard that she finally said: "Please let me go, okay? I won't let you do that again when I grow up, okay? I'm only a little older... ugh..."
Sudden!
Xia Lei's head was agitated, and he quickly let go of his hand, secretly cursing himself that he was worse than a beast.
Yes, such a little girl is smaller than a baby. Do I really want to do anything to her?
Although the little beauty is in a fully mature form in terms of body and intelligence, she was just hatched yesterday after all, so she should still be considered an infant, right?
As soon as he let go, the little beauty flapped her wings fiercely and hid behind the quilt like a frightened kitten.
After a while, she poked her head out from behind the quilt, her whole little face was red and bleeding, and she said with embarrassment and anger: "You...you did this to me..."
"No...I didn't mean it!"
Xia Lei shook his head quickly and waved his hands: "This is none of my business. You hit me first. We are even."
The little beauty pouted, and tears rolled down again. God knows why she had so many tears.
This cry made someone panic again, and she apologized profusely. She even imitated the plot in the movie, slapped herself gently twice in a meaningful way, and firmly told her that she was confused for a moment.
"You have already done this to me. You will be my husband from now on. When I grow up, you will marry me." The little beauty's words made Xia Lei in a daze for three minutes.
Three minutes later, he woke up from absolute shock, his head shaking like a trumpet.
No matter how much the little beauty cried this time, she was so determined that she would not agree to this unreasonable request even if she died.
"Why? If you touch my body, you are my husband!"
"Why? You ask me why?"
Xia Lei took a small mirror from the table next to her and threw it to her. He smiled strangely and said: "From yesterday to today, you beat me four times and knocked me unconscious twice. Who dares to have such a wife? Okay,
This is not the most important thing. Look at yourself in the mirror and then look at me. You are not as long as my arms. Why should I marry you? Can you fulfill your responsibilities as a wife? Can you give birth to my child?"
The little beauty put on another Barbie doll's clothes, angrily flew to Xia Lei, pinched her waist and shouted: "I haven't grown up yet, you ugly monster who is stupider than a pig, don't you know
Will I grow up too?"
"Are you asking me to wait for you for twenty years and marry you when you grow up? Do you think you are making a movie?"
"Movies? What are movies?"
The little beauty was stunned and shook her head: "It doesn't take twenty years. I'm not really just born, but... I don't know. Anyway, I know I will grow up soon."
Hearing what she said, Xia Lei suddenly became interested and his eyes shone: "Soon? How long will it take? Let's discuss it. How about you cancel the master-servant contract first? Since you asked me to marry you, how can I have a wife?
Do you do this to your husband?"
The little beauty put her finger next to her lips, bit her finger and frowned, looking like she was thinking about it, not to mention how cute she was.
Xia Lei immediately shed tears and thought: If she can really grow up, it doesn't matter whether she is a human or not. It would be nice to secretly raise her at home because she is so beautiful, hehe...
"no!"
The negative answer made someone go crazy, but what the little beauty said next made Xia Lei fall into an endless surprise: "You are right, a stupid, humble, ignorant, and dirty person is filthier than a pig."
How can someone who is 10,000 times dirtier be qualified to be my husband? I haven't recovered my strength yet, so I don't have the ability to terminate the master-servant contract, but I can teach you magic and make you qualified to be my husband."
magic?
Legendary magic?
Even if it's just a few small fireballs or a few small ice bombs, it's something beyond ordinary people's thinking. You can make countless colorful money with just this one hand!