"Idiot, wind magic is not good, so let's switch to earth magic!"
"You stupid pig beast, you can't do anything with the general magic. Try the electric magic!"
"I'm sorry, I will never call you a pig beast again. That is an insult to the pig beast."
Sandy apologized to Xia Lei very 'sincerely', and said through gritted teeth: "Next, try the undead magic extended from the dark system. This is the last one. If it still doesn't work, I will definitely kill you while you are sleeping.
This magical idiot."
Xia Lei felt a chill running down his spine, and he immediately devoted himself wholeheartedly to the induction of magical elements, praying to all the gods and Buddhas in the sky.
Unfortunately, Sandy's frantic voice was still heard five minutes later.
Following the strategy of never fighting back if hit or scolded, Xia Lei looked unconcerned and didn't even say anything.
There is no way, who can't learn it yourself?
People know all magic, but he can't even sense any magic element. He thought it might have something to do with his physical constitution, right?
After all, Sandy comes from another place, and the people there come up with things like magic because they have a physique suitable for learning magic. I am not from that place at all, and my physique is naturally different, so how can I learn it as easily as they do?
?
This is like asking a pig to learn to fly from an eagle. No matter how hard it tries, it will be in vain.
Bah bah bah!
Xia Lei spat several times and said to himself: "I am not a pig. I am born with differences and why should I feel inferior? Let this damn girl Xanti learn how to make an atomic bomb. I don't believe she can learn it, huh!"
After scolding for a long time, the little beauty was tired of scolding. She lay weakly on the soft pillow and muttered: "Not only does he not have any kind of magical affinity, he can't even sense any magical elements. He is simply a magic waste."
.Sigh... It seems that you can only learn arcane magic. Only arcane magic does not use magic elements. Which one do you want to learn?"
"Prophecy..."
Xia Lei finally regained his energy and laughed loudly: "I want to learn the prophecy system. Can I really predict the future? Don't lie to me. How can there be such a strong magic? You just release a small fireball. Who can know?"
Things in the future?”
Sandy was no longer too lazy to argue with him and said lazily: "Believe it or not, but... once the prophecy magic is practiced, a certain amount of vitality will disappear every time it is used, depending on the size of the prophecy."
"What does that mean?" Xia Lei looked at her stupidly.
"You died earlier, idiot!"
"Don't learn!"
Xia Lei shook his head like a bob and said firmly: "Money is more important than life. I will not be stupid enough to exchange my life for money. Even if I die, I will not learn..."
The prophecy magic was ruthlessly abandoned, and he began to think about which of the four remaining arcane magics was better.
Arcane magic does not use magical elements, but focuses on refining mental power. Mental power is also used when casting magic.
Among them, the curse system is similar to the legendary beating of villains and cursing the enemy to death. He doesn't like this kind of vicious method. The enchantment system is like an illusion, a magic that causes hallucinations and confusion.
Focusing more on women, didn’t Daji just use her beauty to seduce King Zhou?
He shook his head and eliminated the above two types of magic. In the end, only the summoning system and the space system were left.
Summoning magic is to use mental power to open channels in different spaces and summon creatures of different strengths and weaknesses to your side to help in the battle.
fighting?
When he thought of Sandy's pitiful little fireball, he simply didn't believe that magic could have the power to destroy the world and turn things around, as Sandy said. The battle was better avoided, but one thing was for sure, if it could really be done from
Summoning a creature from another space means that this creature probably does not exist on earth.
A new creature appears on the earth, and its value is simply unbelievable. You can sell it for money...
Xia Lei's eyes seemed to be filled with real gold and silver, countless pearls, agates, emeralds, and jade, and then these treasures turned into countless banknotes.
What is the function of banknotes?
That is a master key. In theory, as long as you have money, you can get anything, as long as it can be obtained by human power. Beautiful cars, beautiful women, luxury houses and yachts, followed by a few bodyguards, whoever you don’t like
Bullying anyone, bullying anyone who doesn't like you, those days are so damn exciting!
"Summoning Magic! I want to learn Summoning Magic, haha..."
Xia Lei enumerated the various benefits of summoning magic without paying any attention to Sandy's pale face: "Sell the summoned things for money. With the money, I can take over Chengji Middle School... no, take over all the beauties in Qingfeng City."
Soak in the light. Take two at a time, one to sleep with me and the other to watch us sleep..."
"You shameless pig beast, go to hell!"
A purple lightning bolt as thick as a hair fell on someone's mouth at an unavoidable speed.
The excited voice was replaced by a scream. Xia Lei covered his mouth that was numb from the electric shock and shouted vaguely: "With money, you can buy a lot of jade, that is, crystal stones, for my wife to practice... ugh... just now
Those are just jokes..."
Hearing these words, the little beauty's anger immediately calmed down, she giggled and flew to Xia Lei, kissing him on the mouth.
A small piece of white light appeared in her little hand, gently brushed his lips and brushed his forehead, and said softly: "This is how you behave, you are not allowed to be with other girls, or I will kill you.
.”
It was like a wisp of spring breeze blowing by, the numbness of my lips disappeared, and the two bumps and wounds on my forehead gave me an indescribable feeling of relief.
When Sandy flew back to bed, Xia Lei hurriedly grabbed the mirror and looked at it, and almost screamed!
The pimples hit by the ice bullets have disappeared!
The wound caused by the brick is gone!
Not even a single scar can be seen, as if he had never been injured. The skin is smooth, smooth, and somewhat better than the surrounding skin.
miracle!
This is the light magic that Xanti said. Although it is only cast on a small area, it is far less mysterious than the little girl said. However, compared with the fireballs and ice bullets that are not very threatening, this kind of magic shocked him.
Unparalleled!
As long as you have this kind of magic, countless medical problems will be solved and countless wealth will be brought.
It took a long time to come back to his senses. Xia Lei smiled bitterly and shook his head: What does light magic have to do with him? He couldn't feel any light elements at all, and he would never be able to practice this kind of magic in this life.
Suddenly, the phone vibrated in my pocket.
He took out his cell phone and saw that the call was from his deskmate, **Ren, who was also one of his few friends in college.
He quickly pressed the answer button, and heard the call from the other party: "Xia Lei, we are in Thunderbolt, come here quickly, there are some girls who are on time..."
While cleaning and testing magic, Xia Lei realized that it was already dark.
When he heard the word "Thunderbolt", he felt a mixture of love and hate in his heart. He had been to that discotheque countless times, but so far he was the only one who had never been to MM.
Every time he ran away with full of hope, he ended up watching helplessly as some of the beasts he was traveling with were hugging beauties. He didn't even get the hair. But the temptation of the beautiful girl made him really unable to bear it.
, it was the same this time, and he once again placed his hope on the Thunderbolt trip tonight.
"Baby, I have something to do when I go out."
Xia Lei took off the jade from his neck and put it into Sandy's hand: "Here, you can use this first. The small one is a bit too small. When we have money, we can buy more."
Sandy clutched the piece of jade tightly, flew in front of him, tilted her head in a cute way, and said expectantly: "Will you take me with you? I want to know what this world is like."
OMG!
If I take her with me, will I still have a chance to date my girlfriend?
Xia Lei shook his head without hesitation and said firmly: "There are many bad people in this world. Aren't you afraid of being kidnapped when you go out? You can also see that you are nothing like the people in our world. If you are discovered by someone, you will immediately
Get caught, and then..."
"Others can't see me."
"Ah! You...you know that others can't see you?"
"You evil-minded pig beast!"
The little beauty went crazy again. With her wisdom, she finally understood Xia Lei's thoughts: This guy thought that others couldn't see him because he had some kind of innate ability. He thought that even she herself didn't know about it, so she took this
Scare her not to let her out.
In fact, this is simply because Sandy used wind magic to make herself invisible in the eyes of ordinary people. The sound also changed its direction through space magic, and only Xia Lei could hear it.
Under the threat of a lot of ice bombs, fireballs, stones, and lightning, someone once again chose to compromise.
He has completely given up on this trip to the Human Torch. With Sandy, a jealous little boy, by his side, what will happen even if Masami Nagasawa throws herself into her arms?
Weakly changed into clean clothes, walked out of the community, hailed a taxi and headed towards the Thunderbolt.
Sitting in the car, no matter how much Santi tortured her, she didn't even dare to fart, otherwise she would be seen talking to the air and still think she was crazy?
When my wife finally vented her inner anger, the incantation of primary summoning magic and the method of spiritual cultivation rang in her ears.
"I will watch you. If you don't practice hard, you will be dead!" the little beauty threatened fiercely.
"For your own sake, you must practice hard to spread money... beauties... sports cars..."
The thing he longed for most in his heart appeared before his eyes. While he was still some distance away from the Thunderbolt, he started the initial stage of magic practice in the back of the taxi...