Meng Xinghe heard Zhong Yusu's request for exquisite couplets. He thought it was something important, but it turned out to be a request for refinement.
This thing is easy to handle. I just tried it a few times. The quality and quantity are definitely the best. It happened that there were four treasures of the study on the second floor. Meng Xinghe found paper and pen, showed off, and said coquettishly: "I don't know Miss Zhong wants to ask for a pair of
No matter how exquisite the couplet is, it’s too difficult for me to write.”
He took the brush and found that there was no ink in the inkstone, and his cool expression was hit again. Zhong Yusu burst into laughter, raised his hand to take the Luo Yi around her Hao wrist, and gently placed her arms on the inkstone with a pair of snow-like lotus root arms.
The slow movement is really elegant. "Master Xie Yuanlang, please don't laugh at me. Reciting poems and writing poems is your strong point. You can just leave the calligraphy treasures for the shop."
What he said is true. Reciting poems and writing poems is indeed my strong point. Wow - Meng Xinghe roared deliberately, as if he was consuming his whole life's energy just to write a good couplet. The thick brush, in Meng Xinghe
The young master's men stopped and walked, almost concentrating all their strength on one point. In less than a moment, a row of powerful and powerful characters appeared under the tip of the pen, as majestic as the stormy waves.
Witnessing Master Meng's almost crazy writing, Zhong Yusu was fascinated. When she turned her eyes from his side face to the paper, Zhong Yusu's beautiful eyebrows suddenly wrinkled into the character "Sichuan".
What kind of couplet is this? Why does it look like a limerick sung by a cowherd boy? It has no literary beauty at all, only simple and easy-to-understand vulgarity.
"The aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. You can only know good tea after drinking it." Zhong Yusu held up the couplet written by Master Meng and almost vomited blood. The couplet was not like a couplet, the poem was not like poetry, and it was worse than a limerick. If anyone knew that this couplet was
Written by Taoyuan Xie Yuanlang, if it spreads, it will make others laugh.
I am handsome, tall and mighty, loved by everyone, flowers bloom when I see them, and even fairies want to have an abortion when they see me. Please show mercy and write a new couplet that you have seen only once. Originally, I had high hopes for Meng.
The young master can write something extraordinary and right, but it is so crude. It is really hard to stand. "Mr. Meng, I'm afraid this couplet is inappropriate. How about you write another one from scratch?" Zhong Yusu is very diligent.
I brought a piece of paper for Master Meng.
Isn’t it right? Meng Xinghe thought that this couplet was well written and easy to understand. You can only know good tea by drinking it. He spread his hands and argued with reason: "This is what I have spent my entire life cultivating."
Write, the truth in it is the crystallization of thousands of years of precipitation. If Miss Zhong feels dissatisfied, then the poor Taoist will be powerless."
He was a poor man, and Zhong Yu clenched his white teeth in anger. He really wanted to kick him off the second floor.
Writing had taken a lot of energy just now, but now he felt his mouth was dry and his tongue was dry. Avoiding Zhong Yusu's provocative eyes, Meng Xinghe directly picked up the pot of tea on the table, raised his head and drank it without letting anyone else take it away.
Chance.
"Evil man, return my fine "Longjing"." Before Zhong Yusu could take action, a pot of fine tea was poured into his belly by this evil man. This was a good move. I wanted to exchange the good tea for a pair of exquisite
There was no hope for the teapot now. She didn't care much and rushed over with a sudden movement, determined to grab the teapot to avoid being ruined by the evildoers.
Zhong Yusu acted vigorously, and with a single movement of grabbing tea, she almost fell on Master Meng. Seeing two trembling breasts floating in front of him, and the alluring aroma of roses assaulted his mind, Master Meng felt his eyesight go dark.
The teapot in his hand has been taken away by Zhong Yusu.
"If you haven't written the couplet, you won't be allowed to drink it." Zhong Yusu cursed, and it seemed that he meant it.
Meng Xinghe couldn't believe what he heard. Didn't I write it? Why weren't you allowed to drink tea? Although the writing was a little bad, it was considered original and not pirated.: "Ms. Zhong, I worked hard to write it before.
, you don’t want to kill the donkey."
Meng Xinghe pretended to grab him, but he heard a few coughs behind him, which was a bit abnormal. He turned around and saw a group of people approaching from the opposite side. Zhao Haoran took the lead politely, followed by a group of rich young men and three old men.
Damn, the road between enemies is so narrow! Meng Xinghe sighed sincerely, there really is no place in life where we don't meet each other, the world is so big, it can't stop enemies from meeting each other.
"Brother Xiaoma, I didn't expect you to be more tenacious than Xiaoqiang. It's not easy to live so strong." Meng Xinghe laughed and walked up to meet Ma Wencai. "——Hey, the Ma Academy is here too.
, the student really made a mistake. Fortunately, he was protected by the school administrator in Taoyuan, so the student was not killed. It is really a blessing to see you today!"
The Ma family knew in their hearts that Meng Xinghe's words were like knives piercing their hearts. Ma Wencai stared at him, wishing that he would skin him, cramp him, and then whip his corpse ten times. It was like eating popsicles in the winter, and Ma Wencai had teeth.
He rattled and suppressed the anger in his heart. In front of many Jiangdu celebrities around him, he said sarcastically: "I wonder what Mr. Hualiu meant by blocking my way? Could it be that there is a shortage of money for prostitutes recently and he wants to find someone to borrow money from?
Whore? Haha~~~"
Finding Meng Xinghe's braid, Ma Wencai felt like he had found a resource worth using. Everyone present was a prominent figure in Jiang You, and they hated the kind of students who regarded prostitution as their fate. He seized on this and fought hard.
The purpose of attacking Meng Xinghe was to make him look embarrassed.
When the people around heard Ma Wencai's words, they all looked at the green-shirted student in front of them with cold eyes. Especially the two unfamiliar old men behind him sighed in disappointment.
Meng Xinghe has long been accustomed to such scenes and does not mind how others view him.
So what if I prostitute, this is performance art, and it’s not like future generations can’t find such kindred spirits. Liu Yong, who was ordered to write the lyrics, is my reference. Today, Meng Xinghe greets all the relatives of gentlemen in his heart. I am not arrogant or arrogant.
Cao Cao said: "I can't help it. I am a romantic person and I can't change this habit. Besides, I don't want to change this habit." After saying this, Meng Xinghe actually laughed and said: "But there is one thing that Brother Ma must remember,
That is, even if I lose all my family property, I will not be reduced to begging for prostitution from a dog. Then wouldn’t I lose my identity?”
Although it was a joke, Ma Wencai didn't find it funny at all. Although Meng Xinghe belittled himself everywhere, Ma Wencai was stepped on by him and was severely humiliated.
It's so happy, so damn happy. Every time he meets Ma Wencai, Meng Xinghe feels the pleasure of revenge. It's best for his enemy to be Xiaoqiang who can't be trampled to death, so that he can have the fun of trampling him to death.
Seeing that the atmosphere had become awkward, Zhao Haoran immediately stepped forward and glanced at Meng Xinghe, hoping that he could give him some face. After all, these people were here to congratulate him, and it was not suitable to resolve personal grudges.
Meng Xinghe still had to give his eldest brother face. After indirectly insulting Ma Wencai, he found a stool by himself and sat down peacefully. However, in the face of the aggression in Ma Wencai's eyes, he habitually extended his middle finger to speak.
As long as this third brother didn't cause any trouble, Zhao Haoran breathed a sigh of relief. He walked humbly to the three old men behind him and said respectfully: "Please come in, sir. The teahouse is open today. It's a great honor for you to come here."
.Where you have been treated, I would like to apologize to all you gentlemen." As he spoke, Zhao Haoran really bowed.
Meng Xinghe shook his head helplessly, asking me to do this kind of bowing in my next life!
Zhong Yusu had already walked over with a smile at this time. This coquettish fox has now become an extremely lady. It really complied with that sentence. The only constant thing about women is their fickleness.
Pretend, you keep pretending, don't think that I don't know your true identity. Seeing Zhong Yusu walking away with cat steps, her behavior as gentle as a virgin, Meng Xinghe could only drink tea to vent his anger.
Zhong Yusu was like a black cloud, floating in front of the three adults. Her behavior was not as wild as in private, but with a hint of the shyness of a young woman in the boudoir. She said respectfully: "Master Yushi and Master Xuezheng, please take a seat inside. I am here."
Immediately show the two adults a pot of good tea, and invite the two adults to taste it slowly."
Poof~ Meng Xinghe spurted out the tea before he drank it. "Damn, this tea is so hot."