Compared with other awning boats cruising around, this painted boat on the Qinhuai River is simply a palace on the water. It is tens of feet long and more than a few feet wide. Its huge draft stirs up waves several feet away around it, like
A ferocious dragon swam straight ahead in the water.
The painting boat is magnificently decorated, and the three-story attic balcony is beautifully crafted, with a beautiful antique fragrance everywhere. Countless young women are passing through, and the talented and beautiful are leaning on the railings of the boat, facing the vast Qinhuai River in front of them.
, my naughty hand is so wet.
After saying goodbye to Xiao Yuhe, Meng Xinghe walked onto the boat with three steps and saw the prosperous scene in front of him, and those noble people who could never understand the sufferings of people's livelihood. The real rich family was smelly of wine and meat, and there were bones frozen to death on the road. Those people worked hard all their lives, but they didn't
You spend a lot of money in one day.
Broken - Meng Xinghe spat hard, not minding his rude image at all. Seeing those poets who only know how to show off how knowledgeable they are, their prime years will only breed more moths, and he sighed in his heart
, shook his head and lamented: "My motherland is surrounded by mountains, and the empty city is lonely when the tide hits me. The old moon is east of the Huai River. It's late at night and I still have to cross the female wall."
The place where we boarded the boat was an elegant platform for those poets to overlook the river, which was similar to the open-air square where friends gather today. These people were all well-known scholars from various counties in Jiangdu or local celebrities in Jiangdu. They were originally competing for Zhenghuan.
, making countless girls around me laugh out loud, thinking that they were already charming and charming. However, when their interest was getting stronger, they heard Meng Xinghe reciting poems provocatively, and seemed not to pay attention to talented people like them.
Scholars have always been arrogant and arrogant, and of course they would not accept someone using words to humiliate themselves in public. Listening to Meng Xinghe's nonsense words, although they have profound meaning, they do not show weakness at all.
Among the group of scholars chatting happily in front, a Confucian scholar in white clothes put away the folding fan in his hand, came gracefully with a splayed step, saluted and said: "I'm Wang Xiu of Linjiang County, I don't know how my brother is doing.
Title. I just heard my brother reciting a poem. It was really wonderful. It’s a beautiful day today, why don’t we take advantage of the elegance and learn from each other?”
The group of scholars at the beginning of Wang Xiu all raised their necks proudly, with the intention of severely humiliating Meng Xinghe.
"Okay! The wind is beautiful today, the sky is clear and the air is clear. You are all famous poets. I am lucky to be able to have sex with you all." Meng Xinghe smiled coquettishly and saw the disdain in Wang Xiu's eyes.
Meng Xinghe's expression was quite arrogant. Meng Xinghe said in a low-key manner: "I don't know what Brother Wang and all the cool brothers want to discuss, whether it is a literary or martial arts fight. I have neglected my talents and learned a lot, and I barely got a bachelor's degree. Please be merciful."
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The people next to him couldn't understand what kind of title he meant by "bachelor's degree". Hearing that he was willing to compete with each other, all the scholars smiled proudly. There are so many people here who can defeat Meng in both literary and martial arts.
Xinghe's group. When they have the advantage in numbers, humility has always been their virtue. Wang Xiu raised his hand in a gesture of invitation and said: "In this case, let me choose whether to fight in civil or military combat. Everyone, let me choose.
We are just discussing with each other, please don’t take it to heart.”
Oh, you still sympathize with me emotionally, please give me some psychological comfort first. You are like a weakling on the wall, and I can beat you to paralysis with just one fist. But we are all civilized people, and we don’t like to use
After the violent settlement, Meng Xinghe chuckled, with a treacherous smile flashing in his eyes. "In times of peace, discussions should be civilized. Fighting by force hurts the harmony, and fighting by force seems too dull. In this case, we choose to be half civilized and half martial.
, This is interesting, Brother Wang, what do you think?"
Half literary and half martial arts, this word is a bit new. I heard that the competition started before the game started, and more talented people gathered around to watch this fresh competition. With many people on the field, Wang Xiu became more confident.
He said in a harmonious voice without any hesitation: "Brother, please come up with the question first! This is the first time I've heard such a discussion method. It's very refreshing."
Wang Xiu smiled, already confident and ready for the competition.
Just like that, we started to spar. I wasn't ready yet. I'll hold it in a little longer. Meng Xinghe straightened his waist and walked upright to the railing of the ship. He shook his trousers without feeling embarrassed at all and said, "Brother Wang—"
—Oh, and those naughty brothers at the back, let’s just stand here and compare notes!”
As he said this, he was about to untie his belt when the girls behind him immediately squealed and quickly covered their eyes with their hands. The scholars who wanted to compete with Meng Xinghe immediately blushed when they saw his beastly actions.
Before Meng Xinghe took out the murder weapon between his legs to show off, he had already seen the results of his shamelessness. He laughed and said: "Brothers, I think this place has beautiful scenery and is suitable for letting snakes go out. We are all civilized people,
Why don't you just stand here and see who can pee far away, what do you think?"
In broad daylight, in the bright sky, Meng Xinghe made the gesture of taking off his pants. But he said provocatively: "I used to pee ten feet in the wind, but now I am soaring hundreds of feet away. Whoever wants to learn from each other, come forward boldly, who can do it in the blue sky and white sun?"
You can tell at a glance when you are capable."
Nowadays, when it comes to who is the most shameless, Meng Xinghe ranks second, and no one dares to say that he is first. There are hundreds of scholars behind him, and no one dares to come forward and compare with him to compare the abilities of men. The previous one was even worse
Wang Xiu, who was high-spirited and ready to humiliate Meng Xinghe, could not find the words to speak at this time. He hesitated and cursed with a red face: "You - you are shameless! In this competition, we just give up."
"Admit defeat?" Meng Xinghe laughed loudly and said regretfully for Wang Xiu: "How can Brother Wang admit defeat? We haven't peed yet! Could it be that Brother Wang's thing is not good enough and he dare not take it out and play it?"
Meng Xinghe pretended to be frightened, but when he saw that no one dared to come up to compete, he sighed in disappointment and pulled his pants helplessly.
Wang Xiu's whole body, knowledge, courage, insight, and even the last dignity of a man were brutally raped by Meng Xinghe. He gritted his teeth with hatred, and was so miserable that he couldn't find the words to fight back against Meng Xinghe. The coldness on the river was already heavy, so he
But he shook the folding fan in his hand, blowing his beard and staring, wishing that one of Meng Xinghe's ancestors would jump from the railing into the Qinhuai River in front of him and drown.
Shameless, I have done even more shameless things, let alone pissing myself against the wind. Meng Xinghe does not feel ashamed at all about what he just did. He never tires of bombing, as long as he can directly render his opponent unable to fight back, he will
Achieving the best goal. Despite the disdainful looks of hundreds of people present, Meng Xinghe walked slowly over with a kind smile on his face, as if nothing had happened.
I don’t know who the scholar in blue shirt is, but everyone knows that there are indeed people in the world who are thicker-skinned than the city walls.
Squeezing into the team of Zhao Haoran and the Lu family brothers and sisters, Meng Xinghe said with a playful smile: "Brother, today's water sports will be held in the boat, right? Why don't I see any water anywhere?"
Seeing that he was talking and laughing as if nothing was wrong, the three of them frowned. Especially Lu Ning, who was next to Meng Xinghe in the middle, glanced at him and thought that this man had such a thick skin, why didn't he feel ashamed?
Knowing that there were people whispering about Meng Xinghe, and that the other three people were involved, Lu Ning rolled her eyes at Meng Xinghe, punched his chest and said angrily: "You despicable, shameless, and dirty villain, stay away from us.
I don’t want to see you at all.”
Lu Ning's fist was like a sponge, having no effect on Meng Xinghe. Her feeble scolding was like an oriole on a spring branch, revealing the identity of her daughter's family. The celebrities around her immediately turned their attention to
The discussion around Lu Ning was even louder.
Knowing that she had exposed her identity in a moment of impatience, it was all the fault of the evil man in front of her for kicking you to death. Lu Ning was so angry that she raised her good foot and kicked Meng Xinghe's snail.
Ouch! Meng Xinghe's feet hurt, but he said with a proud smile on his face: "Oh - so you are a little girl!" Meng Xinghe's eyes flashed lustfully, and he stared at Lu Ning's chest with evil intentions, "No wonder it's like that
Fufa - whatever you want to do, don't slap me in the face, I rely on him to make a living."
Seeing Lu Ning raise her hands in a fierce manner, Meng Xinghe withdrew his gaze, pretended to protect his face and ran away. Lu Ning also had a bad temper at this moment, and regardless of her ladylike image, she bit her red lips and chased after him.