"God is your father's father's father~~~" If he didn't say anything, he would talk about modern things to Xiao Wuzi, wasn't he just looking for trouble? Meng Xinghe felt depressed and walked to the county school.
In the county school, the two masters and servants went around for a long time.
"Master, do you know where you live? I have never been to this county school. I don't know where the wing is for scholars." Xiao Wuzi scratched his scalp and looked at Meng Xinghe with aggrieved face. Seeing him, he also looked around.
, didn’t seem to know the way, so naturally he became anxious.
"Well, I don't seem to know, why has it changed after just a few days?" Meng Xinghe pretended to ask, but in fact he really didn't know anything. Who said his predecessor didn't leave him any information? "Come on, little five.
, are you going to arrest someone and ask?"
"Young master, I, how dare you! The people in the county school are all talented scholars with great reputations. Even if you are so timid, I won't dare to arrest you!" He is not a poor man and does not know the difficulties of the poor.
What Xiao Wuzi said was a bit aggrieved, but it was true. No wonder, Xiao Wuzi was a servant, and his status was much lower than that of the treasured scholar in the county school. Asking him to arrest someone was really unfair to him.
"Come on, let's look for it ourselves." Without embarrassing others, Meng Xinghe searched carefully, checking every corner and every road around him. Even though the appearance of the county school was very shabby, even the gate was not installed, but
Once inside, it's really a different world. The small attics built in the east, west, north and south are all the same, and it's really difficult to find the way.
When the two of them were wandering around the county school, they suddenly heard a friendly and excited call from behind: "Brother Meng, is it you? Are you really back? Good boy, you didn't even say a word when you came, or not?"
Brother!" The person who spoke excitedly rushed forward and gave him a hug. He seemed to be crying and kept rubbing on Meng Xinghe's shoulder.
"Brother Chai, I'm so excited, but don't get your nose on my clothes. When did Meng Xinghe forget about your brother? It's just that I came in a hurry today and didn't notify you." Damn, you are already a man, let's meet.
You are more passionate than a lover. If I hadn’t known from my memory that you, Mr. Chai, were not from Beibei Mountain, I would have kicked you in the face.
Same-sex hugs are so damn disgusting. Without saying a word, Meng Xinghe roughly pushed away Mr. Chai who was hugging him.
"You kid, I thought you were dead. Did you know that after not seeing each other for a few days, you got stronger? You are so alive and kicking, but the guy down there is okay." While Meng Xinghe wasn't paying attention, Mr. Chai touched his crotch and listened.
People who have experienced tuberculosis are probably not good at this stuff. Who knows what I just said?
Exploring the fictitious and real, there is a big pile of real things. "Good boy, you are indeed blessed with great fortune. Not only is that thing not useless, it has also grown a lot. How about going to Kaikai Kailu tonight? It's like a brother to pick up the wind for you. I'll look for you by the way.
These little girls bubbled with algae and took all the filth from their bodies."
Mr. Chai's jargon is so sophisticated that he can be called a sociology expert and professor. If he hadn't known that he was the mentor who guided his predecessor Meng Xinghe through flowers and butterflies and an iron brother of eight poles, he would have
With the crotch grabbing move just now, Meng Xinghe aimed his fist at it. He sighed feebly: "Hey! Brother Chai, from today on, I have decided to change my ways and stop being a casual person. Just give up on this!
"
He assured the Party Central Committee in his heart that his words were sincere. Mr. Chai glanced at Meng Xinghe in surprise, "No way! Brother Meng, are you really in trouble?" I felt deeply sorry for him, and Mr. Chai's expression was a little unnatural.
. Then, he turned behind Meng Xinghe, looked up and down, and patted Meng Xinghe on the shoulder with a big hand: "
Stop pretending, your eyes have seriously betrayed you. Others don't know you, but I don't know it either. I've met the girl from Chunxiang Tower. If you're more anxious than me, ordinary oaths won't last a few days.
But that’s right, I’ve just returned to the county to study, so I should settle down for a few days. Then let’s just drink tonight, no girls, that’ll be fine!”
Oh my god! Having such a brother is such a damn failure!
"Oh! Brother Chai, how do you get to this wing? If you want to drink, I have to put my luggage away first!" I am worried that I can't find anyone to lead the way, so it's you.
Chai Shao didn't mind, snatched the baggage from Xiao Wuzi's hand, and enthusiastically served as Meng Xinghe's tour guide. Of course, he also revealed some insider information, such as Chunxiang House imported several original girls, and they haven't broken through yet.
One of the students at the county school stole the widow and was imprisoned in a pig cage. The concubine of the county magistrate's family eloped with the horse groom. In short, it was a mess, with all kinds of meat and vegetables.
After making countless turns and listening to many twists and turns of stories, we finally arrived at the wing.
"That's it, here!" Mr. Chai politely acted as the host and opened the door for Meng Xinghe.
The room is very tidy. There is a bed in the middle, several bookshelves and a desk beside it. The four treasures of the study are all on the desk. The window of the room is open, and you can see Yandang Mountain, which is far away from the county seat.
"Why are you still standing there? Come in quickly!" Mr. Chai pushed Meng Xinghe: "I live next door to you, and I have this room cleaned every day. Now that you are back, I can save a few dollars."
Let’s pay for some wine.”
"I know!"
Just when Mr. Chai was feeling smug, Meng Xinghe said coldly. Not only was he ungrateful, but he was also a little angry. He pointed at a woman's breast-wrapped breasts on the bed and said, "What is this? You asked someone to put it on me too."
." He came to the desk again, picked up a book called "Palace Secrets", pointed to the pictures of flesh and flesh in it and said: "This was also arranged by you? Is it a textbook in the county school?
?”
"Accident, it's really an accident!" Mr. Chai's face turned red. When Meng Xinghe was not at the county school, he would secretly bring a few women in every now and then to do some academic exchanges. He didn't have time to clean up, so the scene was perfectly preserved.
.
No need to guess, it must be evidence that this guy was playing "Café" in his room.
Depressed! Very depressed. Playing airplanes in my room, it’s really a deep brotherhood! Without saying anything, I put my luggage away. I can’t stay in this room anymore. It smells like a man and a woman having sex together.
Meng Xinghe felt so sick that he wanted to vomit, and roared at Mr. Chai who was following him: "I don't care what method you use, before it gets dark today, the fragrance of roses must be everywhere in my room, otherwise, I will make your room become a
Make it a hut."
I have seen damage, but I have never seen anything like this. This guy, Mr. Chai, is so damn thick!
Seeing Meng Xinghe's lively look, Mr. Chai began to flatter him: "Brother Meng! I think it's getting late, so why not go out for a drink? If you stay in a shabby place like the County School, you'll get sick sooner or later."
After all, if you do something disgraceful in Meng Xinghe's room, it's normal to get scolded. Thinking about how decent people are in this county school, it can be deduced that Mr. Chai messed up in Meng Xinghe's room and something happened.
Of course he was at ease on Meng Xinghe's head.
Meng Xinghe glared at him: "Of course I have to drink wine, but now I need to go to the Master to report so that I can go to school tomorrow!"
Counting the days, I’m afraid I haven’t seen my master for several months. Ever since my predecessor Meng Xinghe dropped out of school and went home to recuperate, the current Meng Xinghe has returned from school. The days are not too short. Say hello to your master first, that’s how you respect your teacher.
There is no way a person like Mr. Chai, who only knows how to think with his lower body, can understand the importance of moral conduct.
"What important thing do I think it is? It turns out that I went to see the master, so you can go to a bar with me now! The master went to the county magistrate and said that in the next few days, the high officials from Beijing will come to inspect our county.
Regarding political achievements, I rushed over to discuss the matter with the county magistrate." The information I got from Mr. Chai was usually very wrong. Meng Xinghe asked doubtfully, "Really? You can't be fooling me!"
"What did I lie to you for? My old man was also invited over, and the county magistrate stole tens of thousands of taels of silver to repair the county government hall?"
After he said this, Meng Xinghe reluctantly agreed: "Then, let's go drink! I'll go to the master's place tomorrow. I have to give you a good meal tonight, otherwise I will be sorry for my bed!" At the end of the sentence, Meng Xinghe laughed lewdly.
A few times, he said "zai", but it was very cruel, it made Mr. Chai's heartache to keep him!