In the past when we were in Jiangdu, Lu Ning would quarrel, and those days were quite interesting. Now in Chang'an, when Aunt Yun quarrels, this kind of life seems so familiar. The reason why Meng Xinghe is so bold in front of Aunt Yun is because of his master. My sister had long told Aunt Yun to protect Meng Xinghe thoroughly, so she gave him a loophole to exploit and speak without any scruples. Aunt Yun would not be angry and would only use other things to vent her anger.
Hearing the sound of banging things coming from the piano room, Meng Xinghe knew that the utensils in the room must have suffered. Meng Xinghe didn't mind, but laughed loudly and said: "Aunt Yun, do it hard, do it hard, do it." You will feel comfortable when you are done. If you are too busy on your own, do you need help from a young and powerful person like me?" For some reason, Meng Xinghe always liked to say frivolous words in front of Aunt Yun to irritate her.
At this time, the room suddenly became silent. The door opened with a bang, and Aunt Yun's blood-red phoenix eyes were seen, like burning phoenixes, which made people's skin crawl. Meng Xinghe's smile immediately changed. Stiff, he continued for a long time: "You, you, are done,"
"Ah," Aunt Yun shouted. The originally virtuous woman turned into quite brutal. When she couldn't bear it anymore, she took a deep breath, raised her delicate hands, and saw Meng Xinghe on the opposite side say "Ah" He stood up from the chair, gritted his teeth and pulled out the silver needle inserted in his arm.
This silver needle was long and sharp. The moment it was pulled out, Meng Xinghe temporarily lost all consciousness. He held the silver needle, gritted his teeth and said tremblingly: "Aunt Yun, could you please read it more accurately next time? If I hadn't reacted very quickly, you would have stuck me between my legs." This thief woman is really ruthless in her attack. If I hadn't been alert, I wouldn't have been able to save my life.
"Bah," Aunt Yun cursed, but she thought in her mind that it seems that after Meng Xinghe drank the water from the Immortal Spring, his skills became faster and faster. She had already unexpectedly attacked her just now, and he was able to dodge it. If he had time, When the Jade Immortal Holy Square and the Demon Sect in his body no longer reject each other due to the fusion of the Immortal Spring, then his strength can be at least doubled, and there will be only a few people in the world who are his opponents.
Thinking of this, Aunt Yun didn't get angry with Meng Xinghe. She looked at her lightly and said, "Meng Xinghe, have you felt any changes in your body recently?"
I don’t know why Aunt Yun asked this, but Meng Xinghe was still resentful of Aunt Yun’s violation of him just now, so he naturally said frivolously: “It doesn’t matter if he is handsome.”
"I'm talking to you about serious things, don't laugh at me," Aunt Yun suddenly turned serious and didn't look like she was joking at all.
What kind of tricks is Aunt Yun going to do? One moment she wants to destroy me, and the next moment she cares about me. Women are really fickle. Meng Xinghe smiled and said: "I haven't found anything in the changes. It's just that since I had Aunt Yun, the whole thing has changed." Day after day I think about things, I don’t think about food and drinks, I don’t know the years, I have trouble sleeping every night, working from nine to five, looking through the autumn water, I have really become a hater and a lover."
After all, Meng Xinghe took a deep breath to settle down. Aunt Yun filtered it directly without even listening: "Aren't you tired of talking so much? You can coax Mengdie by talking in front of her. In my case, Don’t even think about it in front of me,”
Aunt Yun attacked Meng Xinghe without any mercy. Seeing that he still had that playful smile and looked indifferent to everything, Aunt Yun wanted to say a few more words to him, but after thinking about it, she decided not to, about the Taiping Religion. , the less we know about Meng Xinghe, the better. This will not affect his ability to complete the tasks assigned by his master and sister, so Aunt Yun said calmly: "I have come to the capital, have you visited those places?"
"Where is it, Aunt Yun, can you please be more careful? I don't really understand women's hearts, I just understand people's clothes well,"
I don't know if Meng Xinghe is pretending to be confused because he understands, but Aunt Yun said angrily: "Where else, of course it's a brothel."
This was said with a bit of resentment, but Meng Xinghe was frightened when he heard it. Although he has nothing to do now, he has come to the capital and has no time to communicate with those fireworks places. Isn't this an unjust case? Maybe Aunt Yun is still a dream Meng Xinghe, the person secretly sent by Die to monitor, explained: "I can't guarantee anything else, but I have never visited the brothels in Chang'an. If you don't believe it, just ask the brothel madams. Have you ever done my business,"
He is not afraid of shadows, and he will never deny the things he has done, such as whoring and gambling. Of course Aunt Yun will not believe Meng Xinghe's one-sided words, but what Meng Xinghe never expected is that Aunt Yun actually said something Those words were surprising, and those words were enough to make Meng Xinghe stand still for a long time. The smile on his face, how to describe it, was lustful, shameless, wretched, occasionally with a hint of vulgarity. Incredible yearning.
What exactly did Aunt Yun say? This is what she said.
Aunt Yun turned her back to Meng Xinghe, her voice was small, and she looked shy. She stood alone in front, as if she had done a lot of thinking before she made up her mind and said: "So, from now on, if you feel uncomfortable, go to a brothel. "Don't worry, I will never tell Mengdie, this is my promise to you,"
To be honest, this is the most shocking sentence that Meng Xinghe has heard since the day he woke up. I don't know what kind of evil Aunt Yun was, and she actually encouraged him to go to Kuangqinglou. Doesn't this make him make a mistake in his style?
The test, the decision was a test, Meng Xinghe would not believe it easily, he cleared his throat and said: "Aunt Yun, please stop joking with me, I am a very guarded person now, I will not get wet easily,"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Not wanting to discuss this issue with Meng Xinghe, Aunt Yun added, "It's your business whether to go or not."
After saying a few words, Aunt Yun walked into the room with a long face. Meng Xinghe was still talking and was about to ask more carefully when he heard a "bang" and the sound of a hard door closing. Looking at the situation, he knew that Aunt Yun was going crazy again. Meng Xinghe no longer had the leisure to speak frivolously, so he could only walk back to his room with a smile.
In the early morning of the next day, under the curious eyes of all the students in the Imperial College, Meng Xinghe was squatting on the ground, holding a handful of strange things in his hand, moving up and down. After a while, he saw a book boy with his face covered, also holding something. That thing was gesticulated according to Meng Xinghe's pattern. I wasn't very good at doing those moves before, but after getting a little familiar with it, I became more proficient. Only two of these toothbrushes were invented. No one else has seen it before, so it's not enough. Odd, now is the period of on-site guidance. Meng Xinghe asked Aunt Yun to recite the mantra after him: "Brush up, brush down, brush in the middle to clean your tongue, clean your mouth, keep your health, and live to be a hundred years old with more teeth."
"Hahaha," Meng Xinghe's children's song caused a burst of hearty laughter from the surrounding students. Aunt Yun couldn't match Meng Xinghe's thick face. Following his instructions, she hurriedly used the toothbrush once and found that once she used it, This magical effect can be felt immediately. It is much better than before when you wake up in the morning and drink tea and rinse your mouth. After using it, you can feel extremely fresh and comfortable. I don’t know what the structure of this person’s head is, but he can always think of weird things. This thing is different in use, which is quite impressive. Aunt Yun whispered: "What is the name of this thing? I can't remember clearly."
Didn't I tell you before? Meng Xinghe said vaguely: "Toothbrush," and spit out water. He had already finished washing.
"Toothbrush," Aunt Yun looked at the thing in her hand carefully. On a slightly curved spoon, there were neatly tied thick and short bristles. Although it looked weird, it was indeed useful. She was curious. He took something in a small bottle and said, "Then what is this?"
"Toothpaste, Aunt Yun, what are you asking? Can't you finish it all at once?" Meng Xinghe became even more impatient. He left Aunt Yun alone and turned around to walk into the room.
Just as he was about to go in, in the distance in the corridor where students were resting, a young man in gray robes bent over and ran over, saying, "Are you Mr. Meng from Taoyuan?"
Meng Xinghe looked around and saw that all the students watching the excitement were looking at him. They were sure that the boy in gray was calling him. Meng Xinghe nodded and said, "Yes, I am Mr. Meng from Taoyuan. "
The young man made a compilation and said respectfully: "Miss Xiao Wu of ***, please ask me to come over and ask Mr. Meng to come and talk about it. This is Miss Xiao Wu's wish. I hope Mr. Meng will accept it."
The boy just handed over a snow-white handkerchief with several rows of beautiful calligraphy on it, and there were countless lamentations all around. When the boy in gray clothes said that *** Miss Qin Su, those students who were lucky enough to hear it, Either angry or sighing, with a depressed expression, wishing to hit the wall to death, so as not to watch the little dancing girl known as the number one dancer in Chang'an actually willing to hand over the snow-white hand to this unremarkable man. Silk, this is simply a slap in the face of every talented person.
Meng Xinghe put the square silk into his arms and said with a smile: "Then it's better to be respectful than to obey." His words made many people angry invisibly. Aunt Yun didn't let Meng Xinghe go at this time, and said with a contemptuous smile: "There are no good men in this world, they are all duplicitous people."
Meng Xinghe knew that she was talking about him, so he smiled lightly and said: "Don't kill a whole boatload of people with one pole. Are you women all good people?" He retorted to Aunt Yun. Meng Xinghe opened the silk and saw a row of eye-catching small words on it. , are all showy words. In the past, Xue Shiyu and I had done these things frequently in order to increase the interest in the boudoir.
Although he didn't know this Xiao Wu, Meng Xinghe felt that since he came to Chang'an, this kind of thing had never happened before. First it was with Xian Wang, and the latter was when he went to the military camp to cause trouble, and now there is another ** *Xiao Wu, I am really lucky. I have never been to Chang'an, but so many people know me. What can I do? I can only block it with soldiers, and water and soil will submerge me. The worst is just socializing one by one, there is nothing to be afraid of of.
After saying hello to Aunt Yun, Meng Xinghe swayed out of the Imperial College and asked anyone on Chang'an Street where the *** was. Someone would talk to him and point him in the direction, and look at Meng Xinghe with incredulous eyes. Xinghe said: "Little brother, you are lucky. The *** is not something ordinary people can enter. If I can enter and stay for one night, it doesn't matter if I die now.