What's the second injury? Just frame me. Meng Xinghe didn't take it seriously. But when he saw Miss Du limping ahead, Meng Xinghe suddenly realized. No wonder she would talk about the second injury. Could it be that she missed her foot just now? Sprained.
"Miss Du, your father is in the peach grove in front. What are you doing walking so fast? I'm supporting you." Meng Xinghe walked up with a smile and was about to extend a hand to help. Unexpectedly, Miss Du pushed him away. He showed his hospitality and said coldly: "Go away." She yelled and immediately said "Ouch" and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Meng Xinghe had quick eyesight and helped her.
"Let me go." Miss Du refused to give in to anything she said. She was like a wild kitten, struggling desperately in Meng Xinghe's arms, trying to get out of control.
"I have never seen such a strong woman. Can't you be gentler?" Meng Xinghe said. No matter how reluctant Miss Du was, he squatted down and carried her on his back. He said fiercely: "If It’s not like Mr. Du had already told me. I’m too lazy to pay attention to you, a self-righteous woman."
"Who thinks you are right?" He was so frivolous and reprimanded her with forceful words. Miss Du used the skill of a woman to bite people and bit Meng Xinghe on the shoulder. She snorted: "You rogue, shameless, despicable, and dirty, Shameless, hateful person. Why do you say I am self-righteous? Let it go or not. If you don’t let it go, I will bite you to death."
This girl really bites me. It hurts me to death. Meng Xinghe smiled bitterly in his heart. He hasn't even gone to the battlefield yet, but he has already been riddled with wounds. Sure enough, the saying that women are battlefields is true. Meng Xinghe held back the pain and cursed: "Du Xuan. This is what you asked me to say." Meng Xinghe became fierce and called the master's name directly. Then he put his big hand on the master's buttocks and pushed up hard, stabilizing the master's hanging desire.
His body fell. The master said softly, "Hmm". His face turned red with shame. He pinched Meng Xinghe hard several times. Meng Xinghe didn't care. He said loudly: "You think you are self-righteous. There are three reasons for this. First, you are arrogant. You always think that you are yourself. Knows everything; secondly, is as cold as ice and is competitive in everything; thirdly, and most importantly, is not good enough to me."
The first two were barely reasonable, but the third one seemed a bit far-fetched. Miss Du knew that this man liked to play tricks the most, so she punched him hard several times and said: "I like to be arrogant and cold as ice. I need you to take care of me. .”
Meng Xinghe didn't refute, but he exerted force on his hands. Miss Du felt as if she was pricked by something. She moved her body up sensitively. Meng Xinghe immediately felt two soft things gently massaging the back of her neck. Meng Xinghe secretly pushed a few more times, enjoying this special massage, and said: "Since Master Du thinks he knows everything, I just have a question that I want to ask Master.
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"Humph." Miss Du said coldly and did not respond. She obviously agreed. Meng Xinghe smiled and said: "Master, one pound of iron and one pound of cotton. Which one is heavier?"
"The weight is the same." The master answered sharply. How could such a thoughtful question stump her?
Seeing the disdainful look from his master, Meng Xinghe cleared his throat and said with a smile: "I was just testing your brain to see how well it works. Now I'm going to really go crazy."
"Why are there seven colors in the rainbow?"
The master was silent and seemed to be thinking. Indeed, this question was much more complicated than the one that tested your brain just now.
Seeing that the master was speechless, Meng Xinghe continued to ask: "Why do the apples fall from the tree?"
She was stumped by Meng Xinghe's two questions. Even if he secretly violated her, the master was completely unaware and was quite quiet. But Meng Xinghe did not intend to let her go. He said calmly: "Why do men and women give birth to offspring when they combine."
The Master, who was concentrating on thinking, suddenly trembled when he heard Meng Xinghe's indecent question. He gritted his teeth and said, "You...you are shameless."
"I'm so shameless. Please take the questions I asked seriously. It's still simple. If I said it was more difficult, I promise you wouldn't know." Meng Xinghe didn't feel guilty at all. These questions are basic common sense. The master can't answer them. .It’s just because no one in this era has a correct scientific explanation for these natural phenomena.
She didn't see the master's face, but felt her ups and downs, and knew that the master must be very angry. Meng Xinghe didn't embarrass her. She knew that the master loved science, so he became the only master in the Imperial Academy. Meng Xinghe said kindly: "Master Du, there are actually many things. As long as you pay a little attention, you can find its patterns. For example, if an apple falls from the tree, have you ever thought about it? You are attracted to it."
"Bullshit." The master cursed, but did not give his own reason to refute. Meng Xinghe smiled and said: "Just talk nonsense. If you want to know more, just come into my room in the middle of the night. Let's talk by candlelight. .”
Facing Meng Xinghe's scoundrel, Master sighed softly and said, "You are delusional."
The voice was extremely overbearing. Meng Xinghe immediately held up his hands. The master then let out a sweet cry and moved up and down on Meng Xinghe's back, feeling the soft massage. Meng Xinghe walked forward happily.
After a while, they saw the servants of the Du family rushing towards the two of them from a distance. After they met, Meng Xinghe wanted to hand Miss Du into their hands. The servant who came to greet them said evasively: "Mr. Meng. Just now. Someone from the court summoned the master. The master has given instructions. If the young master finds the young lady, he will personally send her back to the Du Mansion."
"No, don't." Miss Du said hurriedly: "Go and find me a sedan. I want to go back to the Imperial College."
The two servants obeyed the order and immediately turned around to prepare the sedan chair. However, Meng Xinghe shouted to stop the two of them. Regardless of Miss Du's reluctance, he carried her step by step toward the Imperial College.
On Chang'an Avenue, I was criticized by others. Meng Xinghe was thick-skinned. It didn't matter. But the master couldn't stand the cold eyes and ridicule. He buried his head in Meng Xinghe's back in shame so that no one could see her face. This was good. No fighting, no fuss. Meng Xinghe was able to carry it without worry. It didn't take long before he arrived in front of the Imperial Academy.
"Girl, you are here to find someone."
"Girl, how old are you? Are you married?"
"Girl, I know where the husband you are looking for is."
Lively sounds came from the front. I thought something big had happened. When I looked up, I realized that there were many people gathered in front of the Imperial Academy gate, almost blocking the entrance door.
"Could there be a riot?" Meng Xinghe said to himself. The master on his back poked his head out and looked at it for a long time before saying: "Ignore these nerds. Let's go to the backyard."
When did Master become so anxious? Could it be that he wanted to be convenient? Meng Xinghe was very reasonable. He turned around and walked towards the backyard.
He had only walked a few steps when he heard laughter coming from behind again.
"Haha. Girl, you are talking about Mr. Hualiu from Jiangdu. Hey, I advise you not to look for him. He is not worthy of your beautiful face, girl."
"Yes. Yes. Yes. Stop looking. Everyone here is a hundred times better than Mr. Hualiu."
Several people followed and the noise suddenly became louder.
Suddenly, in the loud noise, a rather pure and sweet voice seemed to be dissatisfied and said: "Bah, you people who are just trying to gain fame are not worthy of being compared with my Brother Meng. Get out of here, girl." ." Although this sound is just a flash in the pan, it is so beautiful that people can't help but feel moved.
It seemed that this group of people were quarreling for themselves. Meng Xinghe immediately stopped and walked slowly over with his wife on his back. Finally, in front of the Imperial College gate, among the densely packed students, he saw a man wearing a goose-yellow floral dress. The woman dressed up like a lady. Her waist-length black hair was combed neatly and neatly, as if covered with a layer of black gauze. On the top of her head lightly tied with a gold silk scarf, a green hair was inserted diagonally. The jade hairpin, pressed on it, is like lifting up the black veil. When the woman turns her head to argue with others, it is like an open white peony. It is noble and beautiful, making people intoxicated.
This woman was too familiar. Meng Xinghe just couldn't figure it out for a moment. But when he saw her face, he couldn't help but want to squeeze it before he was satisfied.
The woman didn't panic when facing so many men. She listened to their nonsense. The woman's eyes narrowed slightly. She stretched out her hand to push away the students who were blocking her. Unexpectedly, she was stopped by those students and said: " Girl, Mr. Hualiu is inside. Why don’t you go in and look for her? We’ll take you there.”
"No, I will find it myself." The woman said coquettishly. She pushed her hands hard and said, "It's useless for you to pretend to be a talented person. You actually deal with a weak woman like me. It seems that all the men in the world, except for Brother Meng. I would rather be a gentleman than anyone else."
Everyone present was a student who was obsessed with saving face. After hearing this woman speak so rudely, someone immediately said: "Then according to what the girl said, your Brother Meng is better than tens of thousands of students in the world. He is simply arrogant. He sounds so arrogant."
"Yes. My Brother Meng is not only a true gentleman. His character and knowledge are a thousand times better than yours. Get out of here. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude." The woman scolded and said, "Brother Meng. I said that I should give you a lesson when dealing with such sanctimonious gentlemen. My riding whip does not recognize people. If you are wise, please get out of my way."
"Oh, you little girl is quite crazy. You are the little sister Meng Xinghe was playing around with. You actually came to the Imperial College to act wild." At this time, three people walked out from the gate of the Imperial College. They heard the woman's unruly tone. One of them said coldly: "This is the capital city. Even if Meng Xinghe is very capable, he can't make waves. But you, a little bitch, have a lot of bad words. Do you want a beating?"
The speaker sneered. The girl was not afraid at all. Instead, she said calmly: "What do you want."
"It's not that good. There are so many people here. If you want to leave, you have to ask everyone for their opinions." The speaker yelled, "Everyone, tell me what we should do."
"Haha..." bursts of laughter came. Then someone said: "Since this girl keeps praising her Brother Meng, she must be a talented woman who has read poetry and books. As long as you can beat all of us here. Not only will we let you go, we will also respect you as our master."