There was a loud shout of self-recommendation, and a student wearing a green robe sitting in the middle of the school stood up boldly.
Damn it! This sentence was said by Mr. Chai, who studied under Meng Xinghe. Originally, Mr. Chai was reading his pornographic books with relish, and he was enjoying himself. However, he was interrupted by a deafening voice. He put down his favorite book and cursed
Said: "Wang bastard, please keep your fucking voice down, reading a book won't let anyone relax."
"Brother Chai! Sorry to bother you!" Wang Libing smiled apologetically, "Master, do you know what the young monk said?"
"Speaking!"
"Yes!" Wang Libing said shyly: "According to the students, what the young monk said must be "Master, I can't control myself when I go down the mountain, and I have broken the sexual precept. I am ashamed of my master. In order to keep the reputation of the temple for a hundred years, I beg my master.
Drive me out of the school!"
I don’t know if anyone wrote martial arts novels in the Tang Dynasty. It’s so sad that a good student was ruined again! Wang Libing’s answer was obviously not up to standard, but the good thing was that he had the courage to answer, and everyone gave him a big round of applause. The reason
Wang Libing's answer is more in line with the plot. The little monk went down the mountain and broke the lust warning, which is much more reasonable than Ma Wencai's answer of being nostalgic for the colorful world.
Neither of the two students' answers were very satisfactory. Zhu Zhishan's question really contained a deep mystery.
"Is there anyone who can answer?" Seeing everyone's helplessness, Master felt uncomfortable. How come there is no outstanding student among his own students who can reveal the answer to the mystery for everyone?
Just when the master was in despair, Meng Xinghe, who was sitting in a special seat in the last row of the school, stretched his waist and looked like he had just woken up. The first impression was that this student must be a drag on the class.
people.
"Does he want to answer?" It's not that the master looks down on Meng Xinghe, but that Meng Xinghe's status in the county school has long been classified as a poor student by all the masters. With the ink in his belly, he can't even write an article clearly.
, let alone expect him to answer such a profound question. Without even looking at him, the master turned his attention to his favorite students, hoping that they would suddenly have a flash of inspiration and defend himself.
What kind of world is this? I just move my muscles and bones, and you don’t like it. I, Meng Xinghe, knows that he is a poor student in the eyes of the master, but no matter how uneducated the student is, as a master, he should not treat him with strange eyes.
This clearly discourages students!
If you don't let me answer, I will make you mad. Meng Xinghe sat in the last row and blatantly pointed his middle finger at the teacher. Then he stood up angrily and said with a smile: "Dear classmates, I, Meng Xinghe, am a rough man.
, I don’t have much ink in my belly, and I can’t speak in a literate manner. In my humble opinion, what the young monk said is..."
He gave it up, and everyone asked curiously: "What is it?"
"Yes!" Meng Xinghe mustered up his courage, glanced at the Master provocatively, and then cursed loudly.
"Yes, I want to eat meat!"
Meng Xinghe only said one sentence, just five words. He spoke rudely, but no one could understand the mystery behind it.
After this doubt lasted for less than a minute, those who understood immediately burst into laughter. What the young monk meant by meat also contained a hidden philosophy.
As the saying goes, there are many kinds of meat, including one piece and two pieces. Most students in the county school are not good people, but they can understand Meng Xinghe's "esoteric" slang. "I want to eat meat!" immediately won everyone's approval.
, Meng Xinghe's answer is definitely the best among all the answers. The most important thing is that it is strong enough.
"Okay!" Many students immediately shouted, cheering for Meng Xinghe's answer. Unexpectedly, Meng Hualiu, who had ordinary academic skills, was actually very talented in some fields. Everyone couldn't help but sigh for Meng Xinghe, this kid was born to be a bad guy.
Otherwise, without the experience of playing the game Hua Cong, how could I give such a short and straightforward answer?
After teaching for so many years, I have never met such a disgraceful student. Even if Meng Xinghe’s answer is approved, his rude image will not be reduced one point in the eyes of the Master. Of course, the Master’s attitude towards Meng Xinghe
His attitude wasn't very good either. After listening to Meng Xinghe's answer, he said calmly: "Dear students, the provincial examination is coming soon. Let's get back to the topic."
The master said something, obviously not taking Meng Xinghe seriously. Treating such a poor student, even if he sometimes stands out, is just to flatter others. The master picked up the book in his hand and continued to teach him poetry.
When the people below heard that he was going to teach poetry again, they immediately poured a large amount of it.
Meng Xinghe, who was ignored, smiled faintly, it was surprising that such a master could teach good students. He looked around and saw that half of the students were lying on the table dreaming about their spring and autumn dreams. Meng Xinghe followed the crowd and was confused whether he listened to the class or not.
It was all in vain, the Master would never pay attention to the students in the back rows. He had nothing to do, and wanted to pick up a brush to practice his "running script", but he didn't know that Mr. Chai sitting next to him suddenly handed over a book
"Yellow Book".
Meng Xinghe glanced at Mr. Chai in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"You'll know after you read it!" Mr. Chai said in a low voice, with a mysterious smile on his face: "Brother Meng, what a good thing, the limited edition only copy that was just launched in the "Royal Garden" is absolutely eye-catching." Mr. Chai said shamelessly, through
Making eye contact with him, Meng Xinghe could tell that this was a pornographic book not suitable for children!
However, Master Meng did not refuse. When Master Chai said it was a limited edition, he eagerly grabbed it and opened the first page of the "Yellow Book".
"Uh! Colorful!"
I borrowed a lot of "pornographic books" from Mr. Chai, and they were all in black and white. Regardless of the painting skills or the quality of the text descriptions, they were mostly not up to par. Now there was actually a color book, and Meng Xinghe's eyes trembled with desire and curiosity.
It drove him to look at the content behind one after another.
"What do you think, Brother Meng, is this top-secret copy of "The Imperial Garden" to your taste?" Mr. Chai proudly showed off the "Yellow Book" that he had finally obtained. Seeing that Meng Xinghe was reading it with gusto, he probably found it right.
He said proudly: "Brother Meng, to tell you the truth, I am the only one in Taoyuan who can get the top-secret copy of "Imperial Garden". Because you are my brother, I gave it to you to read. You have to read it carefully."
cherish."
"Hiss!" Meng Xinghe took a breath of air-conditioning and read it over. I have to say that this top-secret "yellow book" has relatively fine workmanship and typesetting. The most important thing is that it has added more appropriate text descriptions, making it easier to read.
People can't stop after watching it.
He flipped through several pages in succession, and then said seriously: "Brother Chai, are you familiar with the owner of "Yuyuan Garden"?"
"What? Brother Meng, do you want to buy a few more copies? This is an only copy. "The Royal Garden" was sold out as soon as it came on the market. I also got it through my connections!" Chai Shao said seriously. You must know that in ancient times, "anti-pornography and illegal activities" were used.
"It still took some effort. This kind of "yellow book", which is degrading to politeness and immoral, can only be traded on the black market and cannot be sold on the market, so the sales volume is generally very good. It can be said that it is sold out as soon as it goes on the market.
.
Meng Xinghe shook his head: "No!"
"Does Brother Meng also want to write a book?" Damn it! Mr. Chai looked at Meng Xinghe with a puzzled face. If he went to the "Imperial Garden" to write a book, he would definitely be on fire.
Oh my god! No matter how low-quality I am, I will never take that evil path! Meng Xinghe looked at the sleeping students around him, and suddenly had an idea in his heart: "Brother Chai, do you want to get rich?"