"A woman's heart???" Master Meng had several big question marks on his head. What did Zhong Yusu mean when he said this inexplicably? Could it be that she was empty and lonely and wanted to find a man to nourish her? In my day, Master Meng was relatively helpless. Although he is known as "Mr. Hualiu", he is a pure junior brother at heart. Even if he occasionally makes a forlorn expression on weekdays, most of the time he sticks to his duty and suppresses the "chicken" movement between his legs.
Fortunately, Master Meng has relatively rich qualifications. Although he does not have a lot of practical experience, he has also learned a lot of theories from books. What is a woman's heart? It's ridiculous. I started falling in love early in elementary school. I ate a lot of tofu and won many hearts. To be honest, Saying you don't understand a woman's heart is just to smear her own face. "Miss Zhong doesn't know something. As the saying goes, a woman's body is made of water, and every inch is as delicate as jade, which makes men fascinated. But I bet , Woman is the most fickle animal in the world. Her heart can transform into thousands of tender feelings and heal all wounds. Her heart can also transform into a sharp blade, splattering blood all over the world. Her heart can even transform into poisonous snakes and scorpions, swallowing up everything. All living beings. Men are cruel only for wine, sex, wealth, and power, but women do not need anything in return when they are cruel, only for crazy revenge regardless of the consequences."
Summarizing the wise sayings from ancient scriptures, Master Meng spoke out his great truths heartily. Zhong Yusu, who was beside him, blushed as she listened, and there was a strong hatred on her charming face. She looked like she wanted to strangle him to death. Meng Xinghe's expression was rather sinister.
Zhong Yusu was originally charming, but now her brows were furrowed, giving her a bit of a witch's domineering look. Seeing that Zhong Yusu's expression was unnatural, Meng Xinghe knew that he might have offended Yu Yan just now. When the conversation changed, he actually changed the whole situation.
"A woman's heart is actually very simple. To put it bluntly, it is just one word "love". She has been hurt, shed tears, is afraid of separation, and is afraid of change. This is the true inner world of a woman. What I just said is nothing more than a by-product. Please also ask Miss Zhong not to be prejudiced against me."
Master Meng was slipperier than a fish, and with a little use of his brain, he resolved all the crises. Zhong Yusu smiled after listening to his rhetorical explanation, and said shyly like a girl: "Young Master is the most knowledgeable I have ever seen." Speaker, if a daughter from any family becomes the young master’s wife in the future, she will definitely be a happy woman for the rest of her life.”
Of course, none of my women can bring him happiness, so I cut off the tail that grows in front. Master Meng is a man after all. Although he has never eaten meat in this world, he is considered a bachelor with no money. , without a car or savings, he dare not promise his future wife to live a good life. But as a man with sound limbs and normal physical functions, he can proudly say to his wife that he will definitely let her live a good life. A happy "sex" life after marriage.
"Miss Zhong is overly worried. A peasant boy from a humble family like me has no intention of finding a wife. He just hangs out for a few more years, then goes home to farm and raise pigs. By luck, he meets an unmarried widow from the village. If you take back your face and live a small life, you will be blessed by your ancestors." Meng Xinghe said with a frustrated look, making Zhong Yusu laugh out loud. A faint starlight unknowingly appeared in his pair of bright eyes, and his body showed signs of shortness of breath. The figure is enchanting.
Meng Xinghe's words seemed to have touched Zhong Yusu's girlish complex. He saw her staring at him with an incomprehensible look. Meng Xinghe's face couldn't help but blush, and he said shamelessly: "Ms. Zhong, the celebrity benefits I told you before
, I wonder if you understand?" Zhong Xiaoniu was full of lust, and Master Meng was afraid of losing his virginity, so he had to change the topic to serious matters.
"Oh!" Zhong Yusu came back from a wandering mind somewhere and said with a hasty smile: "What did Mr. Meng just say? Did I not hear clearly?"
"..." Meng Xinghe was speechless.
"Miss Zhong, let's go into the printing room and discuss it slowly! This is not the place." In order to avoid Zhong Yusu's indiscriminate rape, Meng Xinghe walked into the most mysterious triangle area of the "Imperial Garden", the "Printing Workshop"
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There are many rumors about this mysterious "workshop", the most classic one of which is, "Where is heaven? In Taoyuan County, turn three alleys to the left, then three alleys to the right, and in a room less than ten feet wide in the Imperial Garden, there
It’s heaven, a place you never want to come out of once you enter it.”
It's a very mysterious and powerful metaphor. In an era when Internet coverage was lacking, a best-selling "yellow book" became a leisure book for countless men. But the place that countless men really yearned for was a printing workshop.
Because a colored "novel" is printed here every day, the huge inventory of data and the rapid collection of information have made countless Taoist friends worship and regard it as a holy place among flowers. If you can go in and watch it for a day, you will have no regrets in this life.
enjoy.
Acting on a man's curiosity, the first thing Master Meng did when he entered the workshop was to look around. His purpose was simple, to see if there were any physical models inside, especially those who were naked and slippery.
The fact was not as Master Meng expected. When dozens of people in the workshop saw a man barging in, no one raised their heads to look at him. Most of them were busy with their work conscientiously.
The printers are busy printing each piece of paper, and the binders are constantly binding the scattered papers into books. There are reviewers who will compare the bound books with the originals again, and if any mistakes are found, they will be printed again.
Back to printing. All the processes are seamless and interlocking, without any stagnation in the middle.
Modern assembly line operations were actually born in this small workshop. Meng Xinghe said that he was not shocked because he was obsessed with obscenity. It is no wonder that Yuhuayuan printed thousands of copies of "The Secret Book of the Number One Scholar" in just three days.
High efficiency, the division of labor is the best guarantee. Meng Xinghe randomly picked up a newly printed "Secret Book of the Number One Scholar", opened the pages, and laughed with satisfaction.
It turns out that Imperial Garden made some improvements to the original manuscript and added several major sections to "Secret Book of the Number One Scholar", which greatly improved the selling point of the book.
As expected, it is a professional meal. There are some places that even Meng Xinghe had not thought of, but they have been perfectly sorted out. From this point of view, "Secret Book of the Number One Scholar" is already a very complete book. Once it is released, it will be sold out like crazy.
Meng Xinghe admired his debut novel with great pleasure. He read some of the sections above carefully, especially the two sections "How the Number One Scholar Was Trained" and "How to Grasp a Good Mentality in the Scientific Examination", which he was very satisfied with.
, the opening chapter attracts the reader's attention, keeping in mind those students who are at the end of their rope, and they are willing to snap up and buy it without giving up.
"How about it? The "Secret Book of the Number One Scholar" that I was responsible for compiling did not disappoint Mr. Meng!" Zhong Yusu flirted at Meng Xinghe with a flourish, as if she urgently needed Meng Xinghe's reward before she would give up.
"I rest assured that you will do the work, it will be a win-win situation for everyone!" Meng Xinghe smiled with satisfaction, and then made some suggestions of his own: "The content is perfect, but the cover of the book is not attractive enough." Meng Xinghe picked up a copy of "Secrets of the Number One Scholar"
He always felt that the cover should not be a single light blue color. According to his opinion, in addition to adding Du Ruhui's golden words on it, he should also draw a relatively novel cover, so that "Secret Book of the Number One Scholar" can be regarded as a fine book.
Having been in the "porn book" business for a long time, Yuhuayuan has never put any effort into the covers. The covers of the published books are either light blue or orange. As for Meng Xinghe not being satisfied with the cover, Zhong Yusu showed a look of embarrassment.
He looked embarrassed and said: "Master, I don't know something. I used to do dirty business and didn't pay attention to the writing~~~~"
Zhong Yusu was embarrassed to continue talking, Meng Xinghe was more interesting. He thought alone for a while, then sat on a stool, pulled out a piece of paper next to him, took out a homemade pencil from his arms, and became a writing designer, immersed in writing.