[Grand recommendation: My new book "Ace Bodyguard" has been uploaded and updated at 17k. I hope you will support me a lot. The passion is still the same, the ambiguity is unlimited, and I will write a legend of a man!] "Haha, the Harbor Tiger and Wolf Gang? Are you the only one who still returns the tiger and wolf?! And Like a bunch of rats!" Brother Gan smiled and scolded, "Tell me, why are you following me?"
Brother Ming, the man in sunglasses, is now on the ground, scorning Brother Qian and still following you. Who do you think you are? We, Brother Xia, will be interested in you! We are following that little widow Sun Mei, what do you know? Ah! If you stick a green onion into your nose, you really think you are an elephant!
"What the hell are you thinking about?" Brother Gan looked at the silent man in sunglasses lying on the ground and kicked him over.
"Oh, sir, what dare I think about? Oh, yes, what am I thinking about?" The man in sunglasses pretended to be confused and played hide and seek with his godfather.
The smile on Brother Gan's face became even thicker, thinking that this time there will always be someone who can play with me. Hey, my boy, he also knows how to pretend to be confused and get through. Okay, this boy is quite capable. Yes, let's compare who can pretend.
"Yeah, tell me what you are thinking about, oh...it's not because you are in too much pain lying on the ground, right? Come on, let me make you comfortable!" As he said this, the force on Brother Gan's legs increased a bit. Then he kicked the man in sunglasses hard on the calf.
"Haha, how are you? Have you remembered what you were thinking?" Brother Gan looked at the painful look of the man in sunglasses and asked with a smile.
"Brother...Uncle, I remembered, I remembered what I was thinking..." Brother Ming, a man in sunglasses, gritted his teeth and begged for mercy.
"Haha, then tell me something and let me learn from your Sunglasses brother's unpredictable thoughts." Brother Qian teased.
"Brother, I'm actually thinking, why do you think you're so tired lying down?" The man in sunglasses is determined to play with his godfather to the end. He knows in his heart that the man in front of him can at most beat him, but he's always A flesh wound can be healed in ten days and a half, but if he spills the beans and sells Brother Xi, then he won't be able to hang out in the harbor. He has seen the viciousness of Brother Xi.
"Haha, yes, why is he so tired when lying down? He is still so tired! How about I make you stand up and feel comfortable?" Brother Gan looked at the man in sunglasses doing Tai Chi with him and said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, I'm very grateful." The man in sunglasses said flatteringly. He wanted to save you, a little brat, from playing with my brother Ming. You can also play with me without looking at me, brother Ming. How did you get involved in the Tiger Wolf Gang in the past ten years? It was not because of my mouth. Ji Xiaolan has iron teeth and bronze teeth. I am Ji Xiaolan’s fucking uncle.
"Haha, don't be so polite. This is not what you should be doing. Get up quickly!" Brother Gan said, smiling and lifting the sunglasses man lying on the ground like a chicken. Let him stand up, and then Kick his feet apart with your feet, push his shoulders down, and make him stand in a horse stance, "Haha, are you feeling comfortable now, Brother Sunglasses?"
"Well, it's comfortable, it's so comfortable, thank you, brother..." the man in sunglasses said shamelessly.
"Haha, why are you so polite? Don't be polite to me, brother. Now that you are comfortable, it's time to tell me what your brother Xi sent you to do?" Brother Gan patted the man in sunglasses on the shoulder and asked.
"Haha, brother, I haven't thought about it yet, how about you let me think about it for half an hour?" the man in sunglasses said with a wry smile.
"Haha, okay, why not? We can discuss everything..." Brother Gan said, and kicked him again, with his toe hitting the man in sunglasses on his relaxed calf. It hurt the man in sunglasses. He groaned and fell straight to the ground.
"Oh, uncle, stop fighting. I said it, I said it, I said it all!" The man in sunglasses said quickly as he looked at the god brother's foot that was about to kick him again.
"Haha, what are you talking about? It's not half an hour yet, please think about it for a while!" He said and kicked the man in sunglasses again on the butt. I asked you to pretend for me, then I will let you pretend to the end.
"Uncle, uncle, you are my biological father, please spare me, I say, I say, I have thought about it, I really say it!" The man in sunglasses begged for mercy, crying for his father and mother.
"Haha, okay, then you say it." Brother Gan replied with a smile and continued to watch what tricks the kid was playing.
"Uncle, actually, I have an eighty-year-old mother, a three-year-old son, and a beautiful wife in the middle. I am forced. As a man, I have to support my family. Do you think so? So you Just spare me..." The man in sunglasses said as he turned his little monkey eyes hidden under his sunglasses.
"Haha, oh, it turns out that brothers are also very loyal and filial people. It's not simple, it's not simple. Get up quickly!" Brother Gan praised him and helped the man in sunglasses up. Before he could stand firm, Brother Gan stood up. The sweeper walked over and knocked the man in sunglasses down again. You have an eighty-year-old mother, what kind of mother can give birth to a scum like you! You also have a three-year-old child, unless that kid You were born in the wrong child! The most despicable thing about you is that you gave birth to a beautiful wife. You don’t even take a piss and look at yourself. You deserve it too!
"How is it? Is it more comfortable lying down or standing?" Brother Gan asked with a smile.
"Uncle, what I tell is the truth, I swear in the name of Chairman Mao!" The man in sunglasses raised his right hand and said in a pretentious manner.
"I asked you to fucking pretend! I asked you to fucking pretend! You still swear in the name of Chairman Mao! Chairman Mao is ashamed of you! Why don't you swear in the name of Marx!" Brother Gan said He kicked that lump of fat twice more.
"Ah... Ouch... Uncle, what I said is the truth... By the way, who is Marx? Who did Ma 'kill'?" the man in sunglasses continued to pretend.
Brother Gan is now a little reluctant to hit this guy, because he is a living treasure, "Haha, who can be killed? I think, if he can't kill others, he can kill you enough!" Brother Gan said with a smile.
"Hey, brother, you really know how to joke. How can a horse beat me to death? It can't beat me to death, it can't beat me to death..." The man in sunglasses regained his energy and talked nonsense after a while.
"Haha, you kid, yes, yes, I can't beat you to death, but I believe I can beat you to death today." Brother Gan said with a smile.
"No, uncle, you beat me to death, how can I tell you? Just wait a while and let me think about it, let me think about it again..." the man in sunglasses said flatteringly.
"Haha, okay, I want you to think about it, think about it!" Brother Gan said and kicked the man in sunglasses again.
"Oh, brother, I remembered it. I finally remembered it. It's like this. A few of our brothers have such a hobby. They like to drink and hit those good cars with their cars. For example, Bentleys and Ferraris. , Cadillac, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, and of course your BMW! It’s actually nothing, we just have this hobby.” The man in sunglasses clasped his fingers and said affectionately.
Brother Gan stood there and listened to the man in sunglasses talking nonsense without interrupting him. When he finished, he asked: "Haha, your hobbies are quite broad and tasteful. What other hobbies do you have?"
"Ah? No more, no more...the remaining hobbies are loved by everyone." The man in sunglasses replied submissively.
"Haha, everyone loves it? Then tell me what everyone loves? I'm also learning..." Brother Gan asked with a smile.
"Hey, man, what else can you love? Have you ever heard of 'the fourth son to pass the imperial examination'?" The man in sunglasses turned to ask his godbrother, he really regarded himself as a "master" who preached and taught.
"Haha, 'four sons pass the imperial examination'? I really haven't heard of it, tell me..." Brother Gan smiled and asked "humbly".
The man in sunglasses secretly had fun in his heart. You have been deceived by me. I remember that my brother Ming was also a talented man back then. That is to say, he was not born in a good time. If he was born in the Ming Dynasty, how could he be like Tang Bohu? So he wiped his slicked back hair with his own hands, and said coaxingly: "The so-called 'fourth son's admission' means that in this society, as a man, you have to become A successful good man must have a house, a car, money, and a woman, and the more, the better it shows your strength."
"Oh...that's it. Listening to you is really better than studying for ten years!" Brother Gan said as a compliment.
"Hehe, then..." Before the man in sunglasses could finish saying "That's", Brother Gan kicked him on the butt again and threw him to pieces.
"You know a lot about crooked ways! Tell me quickly, what are you doing here?! I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" Brother Gan laughed and scolded.
"Uncle, there are four or five people here, why did you just catch me and not let me go? Can't you ask them to go!?" The man in sunglasses almost collapsed after being played with by his godfather over and over again, and asked crying.
"Haha, who made you the boss? I didn't ask them, I asked you!" Brother Gan said to the man in sunglasses with a smile. Just after Brother Gan finished speaking, the phone in his pocket rang. He took it out and saw that it was the one just now. The person who claimed to be Sun Mei's assistant hung up the phone and said: "Boy, I don't have time to play with you anymore. Say it or leave it alone, just one sentence!"
"Say, say, I'll say! Actually..." Before the man in sunglasses could start talking nonsense, Brother Gan grabbed his right arm and pulled it. There was a click, and the man in sunglasses wailed: "Sir, I say, I said, I really said, stop fighting!"
Seeing the seriousness of the short man in front of him, the man in sunglasses hurriedly took advantage of the situation. If a good man doesn't suffer the immediate loss, why the hell does he care about Brother Shrimp and Brother Fish! "Uncle, we are from the Tiger Wolf Gang, and our boss, Brother Shrimp, asked us to do this." Following that little bitch Sun Mei... Oh no, she's following Mr. Sun..." He immediately changed his words when he looked at Brother Gan's sharp eyes.
"What are you following her for?"
"Brother Xia has taken a liking to her and wants to get her..." The man in sunglasses groaned, covering his arms.
Brother Gan looked at the man in sunglasses. Although he was wearing sunglasses, Brother Gan still saw right away that he was not lying to him, so he took off his sunglasses with a smile and said with a smile: "Haha, you are so good!" , after speaking, he aimed at the sunglasses man’s eyes and punched him twice.
The man in sunglasses immediately put down his right arm, covered his painful eyes with his left hand and cried, "I told you, didn't you say you wouldn't hit me?"
Brother Gan put on his sunglasses and walked to the BMW without looking back and said: "I hate people who show off the most! I'll beat you up for showing off!" After that, he got in the car, started the car and left... …