Erhuzi looked at the buddy who had already run out for more than 200 meters in a loss, thinking, what's wrong? Did he say something wrong? Why did he even run away after treating him to dinner? Do you think I can't afford it?
Ah! Chen Hu shook his head helplessly, feeling sad that a frustrated hero could not find a soulmate, and then carefully took the two-dollar "anti-corruption hero" certificate that had been folded out because he took it out to show off.
After folding it, I put it in my pocket and began to look for the next talker.
The guy ran out in this breath for more than 200 meters, and was panting. Until he looked back and saw Erhuzi turning around and leaving, he lay there holding the electric pole and gasping heavily, while gasping.
From time to time, he looked behind him, fearing that Erhuzi would turn around and catch up. After gasping for a long time, he recovered. He angrily cursed his mother, "Your sister!", and then rushed to the department store to buy soy sauce. Finally,
He bought this pack of soy sauce for half an hour before he bought it back. His wife had already cooked the dishes, but she didn't put soy sauce on her back. When she saw him coming back, she angrily whispered like a tigress and shouted, "Buy soy sauce, please buy soy sauce."
I can buy it for twenty minutes. Have you hooked up with a little girl again? Tell me!"
"Oh, my wife, where do you want to go? What little girl? I am that kind of person. I can't feed you and I haven't had enough to feed you since I married you. How could I have that thought!" The guy looked at himself with a slick mouth.
The mother yaksha pleases him.
"Don't give me ecstasy medicine. I don't know you are enough to change your shit! You can't feed me, that's because you don't have the ability, but you are willing. Even if you can't make money, you can take advantage of it.
Didn’t you do it often before?” The tiger said as he was about to hit the buddy with a broom.
"Don't, my wife, see where you want to go. Since I married you, I have not reported you three times a day. Everything has been monitored clearly by you. I have no idea. Besides, I have no idea.
Even if I have that mind, I have a lust, but no courage!" Although the guy was afraid of his wife, he still had a way of dealing with his wife. He coaxed his wife so much that he felt good after he went around.
"Go to you! I'll tell you to be more careful in the future. If you get flirted with grass outside, see how I deal with you. Then I'll cut off your unloading stuff and feed the dog. Don't
I'm so cruel!" The tiger said, making his hands into scissors to demonstrate the guy's crotch.
When the guy saw it, he quickly subconsciously covered his crotch. That was his lifeblood. If she really acted fiercely, she would cut him off with scissors at night while she was asleep. Then put it down by yourself
The life of sexual blessings for half a lifetime is gone, and what's even more terrifying is that if you die because of excessive bleeding, then who can you reason with me? He knows his mother Yasha's wife and can do anything! So he quickly begs for mercy
He said: "It's not my wife, listen to me to explain it to you, I really didn't do anything
What a shameful thing is that I encountered a lunatic on the way to buy soy sauce. The lunatic was pestering me and I had no choice…” The guy cursed Erhuzi while saying that, asking
It’s not that he could be taught this by his wife! It’s not that he is pestering himself. He wants to come to his house for dinner and be his mother’s dream of spring and autumn. He almost died if he didn’t bring you here.
, If you bring you, I won’t live tonight, I will be killed by my wife!
"Which lunatic is this? Why don't lunatics pester others and pester you? Do you have flowers on your face? Are you rich? Are you looking handsomer than others?" The guy's wife obviously didn't hear him after hearing what he said.
The ridicule of belief.
"Oh, now Erhuzi, who will tell him something bad, I am almost annoyed by him. Don't mention it, isn't it just that the blind cat hit a dead mouse?
The police station sent a certificate and showed off all day long. Damn, that piece of broken paper is not worth even two dollars!" The buddy said contemptuously.
"You are talking about that person, just ignore him, you just have a stubborn thing..." The guy's wife didn't know whether to scold Erhuzi or his own man, anyway, she scolded him angrily.
After a while, the guy took a long breath after seeing his mother Yasha's wife's anger faded. Fortunately, he escaped another disaster, otherwise he would not have thought of peace tonight.
The washboard that night was unavoidable.
Erhuzi existed like a god, nagging all the people he could know, scaring them to the point of being on the road as soon as he saw someone's back, Erhuzi hurriedly hid
It's far away, people are afraid, they are really afraid. These two tigers are too difficult to deal with, so they are not showing off. They are simply showing off, and they are showing off with silence. You can't listen, as long as you let him catch him
You can't run away even if you want to. He will keep holding your hand and saying that you are disgusting and want to fall to the ground and die!
Later, when Erhuzi was strolling on the road in Changcheng, he could no longer meet an acquaintance. Because everyone was trying to hide from him, he was strolling for a few days and stopped. Just as everyone thought he was calm and gasping
In one breath, who knew that the guy changed his strategy. Good guy, he didn't talk to acquaintances anymore, but became a living Lei Feng and did good deeds. As long as he met someone who needed help on the road, he would go.
Help, if a child is bullied, he will teach the little guy a lesson to the bully, then show off his heroic deeds to the little guy, and help the old man get heavy objects, and then he will chat with the old man
This time he got some comfort because the elderly and children are usually "indifferent" and can talk about him as a person who is not indifferent, especially children, who always brag after listening to him
The pussy always looked at him with admiration. At that moment, his self-esteem was greatly satisfied. He really regarded himself as an anti-corruption hero! And the old man was even better dispelled. Ordinary old man had a little deaf ear.
Then, let him nag at that time, they can't hear it anyway, they just smiled slightly, until he said he was tired and said enough, but he won't say it anymore. Anyway, the elderly have time and
He wasted.
In this way, Erhuzi did the few good things in his life in that time, but his good things were also very distinctive, because he did not do good things for the sake of doing good things, but to find a chat partner.
Find a listener and do good things, so bad things happen often with his originally ungodly heart. It was not until something happened that he was invited into the police station by the police station that he regained his gangster nature.
It was a sunny morning, and Erhuzi carefully dressed up at home again, still had a big back, a bow tie, a white shirt, a suit and a ties, and pointed leather shoes. What a good guy, that's all
It's a formal one. I was beautiful in front of the mirror for a long time before I went out. Before going out, I didn't forget to check the anti-corruption hero certificate in my pocket. I was sure that I had put it in my pocket and it was very pleasant.
When walking out of the house and walking out, I walked and sang the heroic revolutionary song "Forward, forward, our team is facing the sun..." I was like the intellectual youth who went to the countryside in the 1970s.
of.
Chen Hu came to the most prosperous street in Changcheng again. He stood on the street and saw the old ladies and old men crossing the road, or children going to school. In that case, he could polish the time for a long time, and he had not waited for a long time.
Seeing the target, just as his spirit was about to be exhausted and was drowsy, he suddenly saw a child standing on a section of a zebra crossing, as if he was about to cross the road, so he suddenly felt energetic.
It's like a wild horse that has been broken
Running over like a rush, after running over, he picked up the child and rushed to the opposite road without saying anything. No matter what the red and green lights are, he has never seen him crossing the road.
In his theory, the car can still suppress people. People must be the first to be the first, and ordinary people will be given when they see Erhuzi dressing up like a second-rate gangster, and he can eat it.
He doesn't have the same knowledge as him, after all, it's better to have one less thing than to have one more thing.
Erhuzi was so excited. He hugged the child and crossed the road in a few seconds. In fact, the boy was waiting for his mother. His mother went to the stall next to buy cotton for him.
Candy went, but she was taken away by someone else. When she saw that she was a strange adult, she burst into tears. When the child's mother saw that her son was a little bitched.
A man who was not a good thing was taken away, so he quickly threw away the cotton he had just bought for his son.
Tang, shouting for help, "Catch the traffickers quickly, catch the traffickers quickly, my child was abducted by him!" The mother wailed and pointed at Erhuzi who was still running quickly with the little boy,
When passers-by saw this, it was amazing. Who has no children? So several young parents across the road rushed up and surrounded Erhuzi directly when they went up. When Erhuzi saw it, he didn't care about it.
The little boy crying inside asked directly: "What do you want to do? Get out of here quickly and don't block my way..."
"You have some advice. You are a personal trafficker. Let the child down quickly! We have called the police!" a young mother replied.
"Go, go, who is a human trafficker? Go quickly and do whatever you should do, don't affect me to provide ideological education to my children..." Erhu Ziniu said coaxingly. Before he finished speaking, the boy's mother rushed over.
Come over and snatch your son away, then look at him angrily.
Later, when the police came and took Erhuzi back to the police station for a record, Erhuzi took out his wrinkled "anti-corruption hero" certificate and wanted to show it to the police uncle. When the police saw that they were all
The bad news caused by the broken certificate. If he got him a certificate, he would not be the one who was proud of him. If he gave him a trophy, he would not be able to kill him. So he decisively confiscated the certificate!