Chapter 71 Eat her up. "Miss Ke, please see if I can show off again. Can you let me eat first? I'm hungry..." Brother Gan looked pitifully and was almost attracted by the little witch. He asked after wiping away all the food.
"Hiccup...eat, it's not like I don't let you eat, the mouth is on your mouth..." The little demon girl burped comfortably and said seemingly very rationally.
Brother Gan picked up the chopsticks and stopped chatting with her, because based on his experience of fighting with the little demon girl every time, he couldn't defeat her. Since living with the little demon girl, Brother Gan has understood a life A very important truth in Chinese culture is that you should never reason with a woman, because you can’t explain clearly unless you have the majesty of an emperor. Hey, you didn’t let me eat. Who just said that he would eat first and not let me move? Chopsticks, your mouth is on my mouth, who’s mouth is not on your own! It’s full of nonsense! It seems that calling you a little witch is not a mistake! Brother took a bite of the steamed bun and stared. He glanced at the little witch.
After the meal, the little demon girl went to her old home sofa to watch her "Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf" which has not changed for thousands of years. She was going crazy there for a while, hehe, hehe, and laughing again. Her godfather was doing it while he was eating. I don’t understand. It’s just a wolf and a sheep. Is it that good-looking? A wolf and a sheep will never become good friends, because they are natural enemies from birth. Just make a cartoon to appease children, you little witch. He is already in his twenties, and his childlike innocence is a bit too much! But these godfathers can just think about it in their hearts. He doesn’t want to talk to the little witch anymore. If that happens, I’m afraid he will There will be no peace again!
After eating, Brother Gan went to the bathroom to wash up. The little demon girl looked at Brother Gan’s back in surprise. Why didn’t she hear the sound of this bastard washing dishes today? She turned around and looked at the dining table. All the dishes and bowls were there. He didn't clean it up, so he shouted angrily to the bathroom: "Wang Xiaoqian! Why don't you wash the dishes after eating!?"
"Ke Mengxuan, don't go too far! Who promised me a month's worth of money during the blind date that night? I didn't tell you that you were good, but you are still there to punish me!" Brother Gan was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. said.
As soon as she heard what her godfather said, the little demon girl regretted it. She was just looking for trouble. Hey, why did she forget that thing? But she still said with gritted teeth: "Who told you not to remind me! I didn't forget it." Well!"
"Have you remembered now? Go to work as soon as you remember! Don't be nagging me!" Brother Gan replied with great joy in his heart.
"Just wash it, it's just washing the dishes, who can't do it!" the little demon girl angrily shouted towards the bathroom, then walked to the dining table wearing her pink bear slippers, put away the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash them. .
When Brother Gan returned to the living room after washing his face, he saw that the little demon girl was still at a loss in the kitchen with a pile of dishes and chopsticks. Good guy, it can be said that all eighteen weapons were used, and he went to He poured vinegar into the bowl and added salt to it. Seeing the dishes and chopsticks being ravaged like that, Brother Gan couldn't stand it anymore. He felt sorry for the dishes and chopsticks, so he hurried in and looked at the little boy as if he were looking at an alien. The enchantress asked: "Beauty, are you doing the dishes or cooking?"
"Wash the dishes, what's wrong?" Ke Mengxuan also stared at her cute little eyes and asked in confusion.
"My mother! Which country's method of washing dishes are you from? In my whole life, I have never seen salt and vinegar used to wash dishes. You, Miss Ke, are teaching me something today! Hurry up and get up! , I will teach you the first time, and you can brush it well for me from now on!" Brother Gan pulled the little demon girl aside, but he didn't see the little demon girl's cunning eyes like a little fox.
"You remember, Miss, you have to use dishwashing liquid instead of salt, oil, etc. to wash the dishes. Look at the dishes and chopsticks and they are almost discolored to your embarrassment..." Brother Gan said and mixed the salt and oil. Wash away the vinegar and pour in some dish soap.
The little demon girl was smiling there. For a moment, she looked at Brother Gan who was concentrating on washing the dishes and it turned out to be quite cute. She said like an apprentice who was learning humbly: "Well, I understand..."
Brother Gan finished washing the dishes in a short time. The little demon girl looked at the clean and bright white dishes and chopsticks and suddenly laughed. Brother Gan looked at her doubtfully and asked: "What's wrong? Why are you laughing?"
"Hey, it's nothing, I just thought the way you were washing the dishes was quite cute..." the little demon girl replied with a smile.
"That's right! Why has my godbrother become so cute?" he replied narcissistically.
"Damn it, give you some sunshine and you will shine, give you some flood and you will flood!" the little demon girl rolled her eyes at her godfather and cursed.
Brother Gan smiled, then said good night to the little demon girl, and went back to sleep. He was lying on the bed and just about to go to sleep when his cell phone rang. Brother Gan opened it and saw that it was Sun Mei's call. He didn't wait until the call was connected. Before Brother Gan could speak, he couldn't wait to ask: "Xiao Gan, what are you doing?"
"Hey, I was lying on the bed and just about to go to sleep, and you called me..." Brother Gan said with a smile.
"You go to bed so early, it's just after nine o'clock!" Sun Mei asked in surprise.
"Haha, I can't help it. I have developed the habit over the years. Go to bed early and get up early to feel energetic..." Brother Gan replied.
"Haha, you also...slept alone?" Sun Mei paused for a while and suddenly asked.
This question chilled my godfather for a while. This little bitch really thinks of herself as a stallion. Who else can she sleep with if she doesn’t sleep with herself? This little bitch’s question is not heroic at all, since you are not ashamed of me. Why should a grown man be so shy? So Yin smiled and replied: "Hey, yes, what can I do if I don't sleep alone without you?"
"Fuck you! You little ****, how many times did you ask for someone else that night! It hasn't even been a day and you want it again!" Sun Mei scolded with a smile.
Hearing Sun Mei's answer, Brother Gan was really shocked by this little girl. This person is a person who has been here before, and she speaks so unscrupulously. He, a man, let a young woman tease him a lot. Hey, I am ashamed, I am ashamed... I can't talk about this with this little girl. Who makes me thin-skinned? I quickly changed the subject and said, "Sister Mei, what's the matter with you calling?"
"Haha, it's nothing, I just miss you..." Sun Mei replied like a resentful woman.
No way, Brother Gan thought, this is too heroic! Hey, are all women like this now? Brother Gan suddenly felt that women are much more open-minded than men! So he said awkwardly: "Hehe... Me too Miss you, Sister Mei..."
"Screw you! You know how to say nice things! You look at a beautiful little landlady like a flower and still think of me!" Sun Mei immediately asked with a smile.
"Hehe, she is her, you are you, I really miss you, Sister Mei..." Brother Gan said affectionately, and the voice gave me goosebumps.
"Hey, little ****, I will believe you for once! But your beautiful little landlady is really good. Didn't you see her anxious look when you arrested her that day? According to my experience, that little girl is very I must have fallen in love with you!" Sun Mei said with a smile.
"She fell in love with me? You can handle it, Sister Mei. I've almost become her slave. She does everything she wants. It's okay if she likes me to work for her!" Brother Gan said angrily.
"Haha, silly boy, you are a fan of the authorities. That little girl is interested in you even if she is not in love with you. Why don't you just eat her, Xiaogan!" Sun Mei suggested in a non-surprising tone.
"Sister Mei, okay, Sister Mei! I'm afraid of you. Let's not talk about this anymore. I may be busy in the next three months. The company can't stay there all the time. I won't go there tomorrow morning. , I’ll give you a day off…” Brother Gan got down to business.
"Well, you are busy with your work Xiao Gan, just come and take a look at my place when you have time! What I told you is the real Xiao Gan, don't take her seriously!" Sun Mei said, but in the end she still didn't. Forgot to suggest.
"Okay, Sister Mei, I understand. I'm going to sleep with Sister Mei. I'll miss you. Good night..." Brother God, it's better to escape from the sea of misery. When will talking on the phone with a woman end?
"You are already a big man and you are still shy! Okay, good night...I will miss you too..." Sun Mei said and hung up the phone.
Brother Gan hung up the phone and remembered Sun Mei's suggestion that eating the little demon girl was actually not a bad thing. With this idea in mind, he fell asleep without realizing it...