"Today... the Xiangyang City Public Security Bureau... held a... press... conference to tell everyone... a... good news." At this time, in the conference room of the Xiangyang City Public Security Bureau,
, a slightly fat middle-aged man was sitting on the podium and talking.
Wang Hao listened on the sidelines, feeling very helpless. Why do these senior officials always speak like this when they have a meeting or a report? Is this the so-called official style? Alas, he is not afraid of being tired. He can say this sentence in five seconds.
If you're done, you have to wait until one minute to finish. Damn it, this method of delaying time will definitely work in the future.
But there is nothing I can do. Who calls me a great hero? I heard that I will be awarded some kind of good citizen award, and maybe I will also be given an extra bonus. Hehe, then just hurt my ears. Normal King
Hao Ke didn't listen to this at all.
"That's... the flying thief who caused a sensation in the country... Black Three... appeared in our Xiangyang City a few days ago." The fat man just started to say the second sentence. Damn it, Wang Hao wants to kill someone.
Fortunately, the country's recommendation of a harmonious society saved him, otherwise this guy would have been killed many times.
"And we... carefully arranged the police force... and successfully killed him while he was stealing cultural relics." The fat man finally finished his sentence. At this time, there was a warm applause from below.
.
Wang Hao had his ears closed, but when he looked down, everyone suddenly applauded. At the same time, he glanced at the podium and saw that the fat officer picked up a tissue and wiped the sweat on his face. Let me go and talk about these two things.
In other words, is this guy tired and sweating? Is he tired? Or is he suffering from kidney deficiency?
"In order to...prepare for this time...we specially mobilized the SWAT team...to make a detailed...plan to capture...the thief Hei San was brought to justice, and this incident...also caused a sensation...
The entire network......" After the applause, the fat official began to lecture again.
Okay, I'm speechless. Wang Hao rolled his eyes. It was extremely painful to sit here.
Wang Hao suddenly felt a strange feeling. It was like being baptized by a Christian church. It was a large church. I remember that I went to visit it out of curiosity with my friends before, and happened to catch a group of people being baptized.
Just listen to the man standing on the stage wearing a white robe holding a wicker in his left hand and a small basin in his right hand. He kept shaking the water in the basin with the wicker and sprinkled it on everyone, and then said something else: "
You have died in the world of sin, and the sins you have committed have disappeared. At the same time, you have been resurrected in the world of heaven. From now on, you will be clean, and you will become God's people directly.
Enjoy the nourishment of the earth and the sun.
What is this? Sprinkled some water? He died? And he nnd was resurrected. No matter what crimes he had committed before, it didn't count. This is really good. What if Li, who is promoting **er's skills?
After seeing this scene, Zhi must believe this stuff, and then he will no longer be afraid of the law.
Wang Hao still remembers that someone else came on stage right after. What Wang Hao didn't expect was that she was a female college student. The most important thing was that she was quite beautiful. His grandfather's, there really are everyone in this world, not only good cabbage.
Pigs are allowed to take advantage of it, and some religions are also allowed to take advantage of it. I really don’t know what this college student thinks? I don’t know where all the knowledge he has learned for so many years has gone.
At this time, several people brought a piano over and saw the college student sitting in front of the piano and taking the lead in singing. What Wang Hao didn't expect was that most people here could sing.
Suddenly, Wang Hao felt that it was very different here, and there was a vague feeling of strangeness, as if the atmosphere here was raping his cells crazily, and he was resisting crazily. Wang Hao couldn't stand it anymore.
, grabbed the classmate and ran out.
Perhaps, for some unknown reason, Wang Hao said something when he walked out of the door, which he still considers to be a classic: "Aren't you God's people? Are you nourished by the earth and the sun? If you can, don't eat for a month.
, damn, can’t you starve to death?”
Ahem, it’s so classic.
"Wang Hao, you go first. I want to go back and listen again?" Wang Hao's classmate said with some reluctance.
"Damn it! Brother, are you okay? They are crazy, and you are crazy with them? Have you studied in vain for so many years? Do you know what technology can solve everything?" Wang Hao was a little surprised, even a little angry.
"No, this thing is really a bit confusing. I heard just now that I have committed a crime before and can be freed here. I want to try it." Classmate Wang Haona still said, with some longing in his eyes.
"What? What? Have you committed a crime?" Wang Hao asked in surprise. This classmate has always been very honest, how could he commit a crime?
"No, I was in the sixth grade of elementary school and stole a pen from my deskmate. I have always felt guilty." He said with some shame at the same time.
"Holy crap! Do you still remember what happened in sixth grade? I'm really impressed by your toughness." Wang Hao was so impressed that he fell to the ground.
"You go back first, and I will go in and take a look. I will also join this religion, and I want to be a new person." The classmate still said.
"Join? Add your sister? Come back to school with me quickly, or I will tell you about your crime of stealing pens in sixth grade." Wang Hao angrily gave the classmate a snap of his fingers, quickly pulled his clothes and walked out.
Walk.
"Okay! I'll go back with you, but don't tell anyone else about this!" The classmate was still defeated and agreed to go back to school.
Wang Hao smiled and said to himself: "Small, I can deal with you with one hand, and I'll settle the matter for you in the sixth grade! Gagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
However, the boy heard that a few weeks later, he secretly went to that sect again, probably to join that sect. Regarding this, Wang Hao also felt that he could not be strong. He wanted to persuade him again, but then he
I thought, it’s not necessary. If that classmate can feel at ease, do good deeds, and stop stealing other people’s pens after becoming a religious believer, ahem, this is also a good thing. Yes, Wang Hao suddenly felt that he was too talented.
And this speech lasted for nearly an hour before it ended. Of course, there was a burst of applause afterwards. Maybe you can give me some applause. When the leader gets angry, he will talk about it for another ten or eight hours. Who can bear it?
Come back, any press conference is just a speech to say good things for yourself!
By the way, aren't you going to give me some kind of good citizen award? Why haven't you given it yet? Han Bing thought, but the applause hasn't stopped yet. Everyone knows that as long as the applause doesn't stop, the fat director can't speak.
It seems that he deliberately extended the applause to make himself suffer less.
"Now, please...our...good citizen this time, Mr. Wang Hao...come on stage." At this moment, the fat director said again. It is estimated that the first round has been finished, and it is time to award the award.
The ceremony is on.
Wang Hao was overjoyed, it's finally me, good citizen, good citizen, I have endured several hours of mental torture just to get this thing.
"Hahahaha!" As soon as Wang Hao came on stage, a small voice came from below.
Why are you laughing? Am I that ridiculous? Wang Hao was a little puzzled. These people really didn’t know what they were doing.
"This is... the good citizen who solved the case this time. At that time... this young man... used his own life to bravely resist... the thief Hei San for one second, but... just...
..This second is enough to...win...our sniper's shooting time." When the fat director introduced Wang Hao, even Wang Hao was a little surprised, are you talking about me?
?That’s nonsense. It’s so legendary. I don’t know, I thought it was a movie.
If I hadn't been thinking about things attentively at that time, I wouldn't have lowered my head and walked up to Hei San to be a hostage. If I had known that it was the thief Hei San, I would have been a fool to step forward. Hei San has not only stolen many national treasures, but also has many national treasures on his body.
There are several murder cases. It can be said that he is a murderous thief and he is very ruthless. However, speaking of words, this police station is quite interesting. He did not regard himself as the three accomplices, otherwise he would kill Wang Hao together. Damn it.
Wang Hao cried and didn't know where to go.
"Now... let our Mr. Wang Hao... say a few words." The director gave the right to speak to Wang Hao.
Wang Hao was not polite and walked up to the podium. However, there were still some people who couldn't help laughing in the process. Wang Hao simply ignored it and looked down. There were several speeches on the podium, which were written by the fat director earlier.
The content of the speech, holy shit, how can this be called a speech? Isn’t this just reading the text? He was reading the text so slowly, and he was able to hold the stage so well. Wang Hao was so impressed that he fell to the ground and looked at the director from the corner of his eye. This guy
, wiping sweat again, I wiped, this guy doesn’t seem to be tired, he must have kidney deficiency.
"Well, actually, I was watching the crime scene that day, and I recognized it at a glance as the thief Hei San. But the thief Hei San had ten kilograms of explosives tied to his body. That's ten kilograms. If it exploded, the entire museum would be gone.
, then the loss to our country will be even greater, and Heisan holds the remote control of the explosive in his hand. As long as he presses his finger lightly, the entire museum will be gone. At this moment, I decided secretly, I
You have to sacrifice your own life, grab the remote control from Black Man's hand, cooperate with the police to the end, and buy time for the police, and then we succeed." Wang Hao saw that the fat director's words were a bit outrageous, but he couldn't say it himself
To be honest, isn't this to dismantle the director? Then go on and make up whatever comes to mind. Although it was made up, Wang Hao said it as if it were true. There was no laughter among the reporters below. It was obviously
Entering Wang Hao's plot.
At this time, the fat director Wang who was standing aside looked a little muddy. After listening to Wang Hao's speech with fear, he thought to himself: "This guy's fabrication is even more outrageous than mine. He also makes it plausibly. Not to mention, it's really like that."
That’s what happened.”
The ensuing applause shocked the whole audience, and some reporters even shed tears. Wang Hao admired himself so much. It would be a waste of talent if he didn't act.
"Now... on behalf of... the Xiangyang City Public Security Bureau... I award... Mr. Wang Hao... the Absolutely Good Citizen Award." Director Fatty walked up to the stage and said. He was also very satisfied with Wang Hao's speech.
If you convince the reporters, it will mean that the press will vigorously report on the matter, and your chances of promotion will be greater in the future.
Immediately afterwards, two women wearing cheongsams, with smiles on their faces, came towards Wang Hao and handed a flag to Wang Hao.
After taking this flag, this press conference was over. Wang Hao sighed and cursed in his heart: "nnd, you really didn't give me any bonus. Damn it, I still gave such a hard speech."
Since there were still some words about the aftermath in the press conference, Director Wang began to speak about sovereignty again. Wang Hao got off the stage first and walked into the backstage. At this time, there was no one in the backstage. Wang Hao had no intention of sitting down and leaned against the wall.
Listening to the fat director's speech outside.
The tiles backstage were black and semi-reflective, just like a black mirror. Wang Hao glanced at the tiles inadvertently and was frightened when he saw himself in the tiles.
"I wonder, is this a human being? It's just a mummy. It's the same thing in hospitals nowadays. Is this the way to wrap up wounds? Everything except the eyes, nose, and mouth were tied up. I was so depressed. No wonder I saw myself down there for a while.
Laughter, so this is the reason why I was talking on the podium like this just now? It's over, it's over, I'm embarrassed this time." Wang Hao mentally cursed.
(Venom promises that this is a very good book. Venom admits that it was not well written in the early stages. As long as you keep reading, you will definitely find that Venom has made great progress. I hope you will continue to read this early section!)