"I'll give you your clothes," Zhou Yuhan threw Chen Zhe's shirt over, and Chen Zhe took it and covered him.
There is indeed a fragrance on it.
He chuckled and sniffed. Zhou Yuhan snorted and pretended not to care.
Although she was tired, she was used to sleeping on a soft big bed and obviously couldn't adapt to this new bed, so she kept tossing and turning.
Chen Zhe, on the other hand, put Emperor's Hate aside and put a magic weapon beside him to protect the Lord. As long as it wasn't a spiritual master coming to sneak attack, ordinary wild beasts and horses wouldn't have to worry about it at all.
So tired.
Zhou Yuhan lay down on his side, facing Chen Zhe across the fire. He suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "Can't you turn around?"
"I'm used to lying on my right side, otherwise you turn around," Chen Zhe said and closed his eyes.
Zhou Yuhan frowned helplessly: "I am also used to pointing in this direction,"
It was Zhou Yuhan's first time "sleeping with a man" and it was really awkward. As soon as she closed her eyes, she felt that Chen Zhe was looking at her. When she opened her eyes, she found that Chen Zhe had fallen asleep at all.
It's really hard to get used to having an extra breathing sound on the other side.
She had no choice but to turn around, curl up and fall asleep.
Chen Zhe opened his eyes and smiled slightly. It seems that this incident has been a good sorting out of Zhou Yuhan's character. If it had happened before, she would have said "get out".
She was wearing a soft white gauze dress. The material was thin and felt very good. It was meant to be a cool dress at home, but she went into the jungle wearing this dress.
She curled up, her translucent dress clinging tightly to her body, revealing traces of her underwear. Her waist and hips were well curved, and she could tell at a glance that she felt very good.
The back was scratched in several places by branches, revealing a white back that was torn by the wind.
I was very excited when I saw it.
Chen Zhe closed his eyes helplessly...if he looked at it again, he couldn't help but rush over.
It's hot here during the day, but when the sun goes down at night, it gets cold immediately. Especially in the middle of the night, the humidity becomes even more unbearable, and even a fire won't help.
Zhou Yuhan was originally tired and exhausted. Although the place where he slept was uneven, he fell asleep quickly.
In the second half of the night, her body had shrunk into a ball and she was woken up by the cold.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that Chen Zhe was sleeping soundly with his arms and legs spread out. He couldn't help but start to feel jealous: This guy is so lucky, he can sleep comfortably anywhere.
Something next to him tilted up slightly, and Zhou Yuhan was startled. It was clearly a green snake...
The snake raised its head and was about to bite Chen Zhe when a light flashed next to it and it was split into two pieces by a sword light. It was Emperor Hate's automatic protector.
Zhou Yuhan felt relieved and closed his eyes again.
So cold...
She opened her eyes and looked at Chen Zhe.
"If you sleep next to him, I'm afraid it will be very warm,"
I don't know why Zhou Yuhan suddenly had such an idea. She couldn't sleep anymore, so she kept her eyes open until dawn.
When the sun came out in the early morning of the next day, I fell asleep in a daze...
When I woke up, I was woken up by Chen Zhe.
In addition to the roasted snake, there was also a very fat frog on the fire. Chen Zhe poked her awake with a wicked smile on his face: "Which one do you like to eat, frog or snake?"
Zhou Yuhan looked at the frog, then at the snake...
Live snakes and frogs are not good-looking, not to mention the ones that are a little burnt when grilled. It is better to eat fish. After all, they are eaten every day. These two are not good enough. Zhou Yuhan swallowed his saliva and said: "Is there anything else?"
"No, we don't offer other food in the store,"
Chen Zhe picked off the snake meat and put it in his mouth: "I heard that snake meat can be eaten before. I have been wondering what it tastes like, but I think I will never want to eat it again. It is far worse than chicken."
Zhou Yuhan struggled for a long time and felt really hungry, so he had no choice but to pull off the frog's legs and eat it.
The taste is average, without any seasoning.
Chen Zhe went to the river to drink water, and Zhou Yuhan washed his face and rinsed his mouth by the river.
"It's probably ** o'clock now. We don't know when we can go out. It would be nice if we meet someone,"
It's a pity that the two of them only walked more than ten miles yesterday, which is still far away. I don't know when they can make a phone call to a populated place, or find transportation back to Hong Kong.
However, both of them have no money.
This is a big problem.
This time Zhou Yuhan didn't want to teach Chen Zhe how to memorize anything. She got some straw ropes, tied up half a piece of bark, and followed Chen Zhe with all her strength.
It didn't take long for Chen Zhe to become impatient: "You walk too slowly, but I can carry you on my back."
Zhou Yuhan still had some words to decline, but Chen Zhe had already memorized them.
She gritted her teeth and had no choice but to obey.
Fortunately, there are fewer low shrubs here, making it much easier to walk, much faster than yesterday.
Zhou Yuhan saw beads of sweat rising behind Chen Zhe's ears and gently helped him blow a few times.
Chen Zhe trembled and asked in shock: "What are you doing?"
"I'll blow it for you a few times, you're sweating," Zhou Yuhan said in a low voice.
Chen Zhe sighed, don't you know that blowing into my ear is very provocative? If this continues, I'm really afraid that I'll push you to the ground at some point.
Hmm... what will be the consequences of pushing her to the ground?
Did she agree or was she half-rejected?
The two stopped to eat something and drink water at noon. By evening, they had walked out of the forest along the river.
However, there was still no one.
It was getting late, and Chen Zhe sighed: "I still haven't met anyone. It seems we will have to stay here today."
"Yes," Zhou Yuhan nodded.
When Chen Zhe was feeling exhausted and couldn't find anyone, he suddenly discovered a small road.
Among the sparse trees, there is a road with obviously lower grass, which proves that people often walk on it. Although it is not easy to walk, it is always a sign that it is close to people.
"Maybe we should find a place to sleep," Chen Zhe wiped his forehead.
Zhou Yuhan blushed and said nothing.
This sentence is really ambiguous.
Chen Zhe usually speaks in a vulgar way, so when he speaks, Zhou Yuhan goes to the most obscene place to find out. Now that he speaks seriously, Zhou Yuhan is used to being obscene, and many normal words have been given other meanings by her. .
"Stop and hand over all your valuables to me, or I will kill you."
When the night was dim, four or five men rushed out from the trees and blocked the road. The leader was holding a rusty knife with a blade about a foot long. He said that the dagger did not look like a dagger and that the knife was not a knife.
This looks like a butcher's knife...
The weapon in the hand of the man next to him was shining with cold light. It had a wooden handle with a horizontal blade. It was clearly a sickle for cutting grass.
The remaining axes, wood saws, and one holding a shovel.
These things are not meant to kill people, but they can kill people. This is a group of amateur robbers.
Zhou Yuhan was frightened and screamed. With Chen Zhe here, she had forgotten that she was also Uncle Zhong's disciple, and he had kung fu.
I finally saw someone, and it seemed I could go home.
Chen Zhe's eyes lit up and he rushed over.
Zhang Laoqi was frightened when he rushed over like this.
This place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, good scenery, and no pollution. Tourists often come here. There are more than a dozen villages and a town nearby for dozens of miles.
Zhang Laoqi likes gambling and plays a few games when he has nothing to do.
Nine times out of ten he bets were lost. Although the bet was small, he owed five or six thousand in a few months. Zhang Laoqi was so desperate that he took his second uncle's former butcher knife to rob him. The first time he robbed three or four Young people come to play.
Originally, Zhang Laoqi was also carrying a load, but he couldn't defeat these people.
Who knew that the other party was more scared than him, so he gave him a thousand yuan at that time, and Zhang Laoqi made his first capital-free transaction.
After discovering that this game could bring in money, he called his second uncle, nephew, nephew, and younger brother to come here with weapons to block people, and robbed them more than ten times.
He's not stupid, he doesn't hurt anyone, but he only wants a thousand dollars.
Most of these travel friends who came to play had some money. Some called the police, and some did not take it seriously. They were not locals. They called the police and went home. There are only three or five people in the police station here, and they are not What a big deal, no one found out it was Zhang Laoqi.
But I have been robbed so many times, and I have seen people wet their pants in fear, and still show off with trembling legs, but I have never seen... I have never seen someone still get so fucking excited after being robbed.
Damn~
Your sparkling eyes are magical.
And what's going on with your expression that looks like you've found some organization?
Zhang Laoqi was a little stunned for a moment.
The half-grown young man who was robbed rushed over and grabbed Zhang Laoqi's hand.
With tears in his eyes, Chen Zhe said excitedly: "Comrade, I have found you."
Zhang Laoqi didn't adapt to the situation at hand, so he whispered again: "We are robbing, have you two..."
He was about to ask the man and woman if they had any money, but Chen Zhe had already asked first: "Uncle, do you have any money with you? A mobile phone will do, too."
"What,"
Zhang Laoqi is a little stupid, his uncle Zhang Dakua is even more stupid, his nephew Wang Tiezhu, and his nephew Zhang Goudaner are all stupid.
Chen Zhe sighed, grabbed Zhang Laoqi's hand, flicked it gently, and put his hand directly into Zhang Laoqi's trouser pocket.
Damn, the pocket is leaking.
Fortunately, it didn't reach in, otherwise I might not know what it took out.
Zhang Laoqi reacted:
Damn it, who is robbing whom? Why did you come up here and take money from my pocket?
He wanted to resist, but for some reason, his hands had no strength at all and he couldn't lift them up at all...
Chen Zhe touched him a few times, but found nothing, and went straight to open his crotch: "Are you rich?"
"What the hell, damn, we are the ones who robbed you, you guys, hurry up and get the money..." As soon as Zhang Da Kua spoke, Chen Zhe had already put his hand into his pocket.
There was a ball of five dollars in his jacket pocket, and Chen Zhe took it out.
Zhang Da Kua couldn't resist and shouted: "Tie Zhu, Goudan, what are you guys doing standing there in a daze? Hurry up and hold this kid down."
Although these robbers all carried knives, they had never hurt anyone, and they were not very courageous. They rushed towards them with a roar, but before they knew what was going on, they were knocked down by Chen Zhe with three punches and two kicks.
"Here, two yuan and seventy cents... Damn, why is this twenty cents only half,"
"Hey, this big brother has a coin... Damn it, this is not a coin, it is a game currency from a special game arcade,"
After throwing all four or five people to the ground, Chen Zhe finally found seven dollars and eighty-six cents from these people, plus an arcade coin, a crumpled welfare lottery ticket, and a lifeless lottery ticket. A lighter, and a bath ticket...
Pooh.
Chen Zhe spit on the ground fiercely: "Damn it, why didn't you bring some money when you came to rob?"
Zhang Laoqi burst into tears... If I had money, I would still rob him. We are just here to make money, okay?
Zhou Yuhan stood aside for a long time, then whispered: "You...you seem to be robbing, and it is against the law."
"You seem to be right, I'd better return the money to them,"
Chen Zhe returned the seven dollars, eighty-six cents, a game coin, a lottery ticket, a lighter and a bath ticket to them: "Damn it, you still dare to rob me. If I didn't have a dime on me, I have to find a public phone to call the police and put you in jail."
It's so easy to encounter a robber, and they are a bunch of poor people.
Chen Zhe kicked Zhang Laoqi on the ground, turned around and left angrily, followed by Zhou Yuhan.
Zhang Daquan crawled over and picked up the lighter, took out half a box of cigarettes from his pants and lit it: "I said, Lao Qi, didn't you say that robbing Dao'er makes money? I've been here for a long time and got kicked. He said, "I almost lost my five yuan of cigarette money. Let's go to the city to find a job tomorrow. I can make several thousand a month by taking baths in the bathhouse, and it's not illegal."
Zhang Laoqi wiped away his tears: "Second uncle, you are right, I won't do this job anymore. Let's take Huang Si'er's car together tomorrow to find a job in the city."