Lin San crawled home. As soon as he entered the house, Lin San shouted: "Great Immortal Guang Yuanzi, Great Immortal Guang Yuanzi!"
Guang Yuanzi was sitting on the floor meditating. Hearing Lin San's shouting, he slowly opened his eyes and said dissatisfied: "What are you shouting for?"
Lin San took a breath: "Great Immortal, why...my whole body hurts, especially my right hand. It hurts so much that I feel cramped." Lin San looked extremely embarrassed at this time, his face was pale, and he was sweating on his forehead, especially
My right hand is swollen.
Guang Yuanzi glanced at Lin San: "Have you used that talisman?"
Lin San nodded with difficulty: "Yes, that talisman is really powerful. I knocked my opponent to the ground with just one move. Dingsheng Group has hired me, and I can go to work tomorrow."
"That's right, you have the sequelae of running out of talismans." Guang Yuanzi stretched out his hand to stroke his beard.
Lin San was stunned: "What are the sequelae?"
"The talisman I gave you is from the fairy world. If you use it as a mortal, you will definitely have side effects. I'd better reduce the power of the talisman, otherwise you will explode and die." Guang Yuanzi explained.
"Ah? Why didn't you tell me beforehand?" Lin San complained a little.
Guang Yuanzi curled his lips: "Actually, even if I told you that there would be sequelae, wouldn't you use that talisman?"
Lin San was stunned and speechless for a long time. Guang Yuanzi was right. Even if he was told that using the talisman would have side effects, Lin San would probably still use it. There was no way he could defeat his opponent without using the talisman, let alone
Was hired by Dingsheng Group.
Guang Yuanzi looked at Lin San with a smile, his eyes full of mockery.
"No matter what, you have to make me mentally prepared." Lin San muttered softly.
"What's the psychological preparation? I'm actually doing it for your own good. If I tell you, you will definitely feel stressed, and some accidents may happen." Guang Yuanzi said seriously.
Lin San exhaled and shook his head: "I will never use your talisman for anything in the future."
Guang Yuanzi smiled: "It's better if you don't, it saves me the trouble."
Lin San chirped: "Great Immortal, I feel uncomfortable all over my body right now. I can't even move. Please heal me." Lin San knew that Guang Yuanzi was very capable, so healing his injuries was a piece of cake.
"Why should I heal you?" Guang Yuanzi curled his lips.
"I can't move now, so how can I buy you a drink?" Lin San said.
Guang Yuanzi was stunned: "Yes, you still want to buy me wine."
"Great Immortal, please heal me quickly so that I can buy you some wine." Lin San began to negotiate terms with Guang Yuanzi. If you want to drink, heal me immediately. Otherwise, you won't be able to drink even a drop of wine today.
In the past few days of contact with Guang Yuanzi, Lin San has learned that Guang Yuanzi is a real alcoholic. If he doesn't drink some wine every day, he will probably go crazy. This is also a weakness of Guang Yuanzi.
Guang Yuanzi thought for a while: "I want 10 bottles of wine."
"No problem, no problem!" Lin San agreed happily.
"Please bear with it, it will hurt a little." Guang Yuanzi stood up, walked to Lin San, stretched out his hand to grab the back of Lin San's neck, and with a little force, he lifted Lin San up from the ground, and then with a big hand
He threw Lin San onto the sofa, then Guang Yuanzi stretched out his hands and began to slap Lin San's body crazily.
"ah!"
"oh!"
"My mother!"
...
Lin San screamed miserably.
"Be patient, I'm a grown man, I can't bear this little pain." Guang Yuanzi snorted softly.
"No...it hurts too much..." Lin San said intermittently.
"There's something more painful down there." As Guang Yuanzi spoke, he slapped Lin San's right hand hard.
"Ah!!!" Lin San straightened up suddenly, let out a wailing cry, and then lay still on the sofa.
"Okay." Guang Yuanzi clapped his hands and straightened up.
"My mother!" Lin San exhaled a long breath, struggled to get up from the sofa, and glared at Guang Yuanzi: "Why did you do it so hard!"
Guang Yuanzi curled his lips: "It's not that I'm being harsh, it's that your body can't bear it."
"You..." Lin San's face turned blue with anger.
"If you think I'm being harsh, don't ask me to treat your injuries again." Guang Yuanzi said with a crooked mouth.
"Don't worry, I will never come to you for treatment again!!" Lin San got up from the sofa and shook his right hand slightly. It really didn't hurt anymore and the redness and swelling had subsided. Don't look at Guang Yuanzi's heavy hand.
Yes, the effect is really good. Gods are gods. It’s amazing.
Guang Yuanzi stretched out his hand to Lin San: "Bring it here."
"What?" Lin San asked doubtfully.
"Of course it's wine. I've healed your injury. You have to give me 10 bottles of wine immediately." Guang Yuanzi's eyes widened.
Lin San twisted her mouth and said, "I'm all smelly and sweaty right now. I'm going to take a shower first." After saying that, he walked towards the bathroom.
Guang Yuanzi stretched out his hand to stop Lin San: "You go buy wine first, and then take a shower."
"Why are you so unreasonable!" Lin San said angrily.
Guang Yuanzi smiled: "The gods are unreasonable. Listen, if you don't buy me a drink now, I will slap you a few times and make you hurt even more than before!" Guang Yuanzi was threatening Lin.
Three.
"You...you are amazing." Lin San gritted his teeth, turned around and walked out of the room.
Guang Yuanzi shook his head and said disdainfully: "You are a little too young to fight with me."
Half an hour later, Lin San came back with a box of wine.
Guang Yuanzi rushed over, grabbed the box, opened it and laughed: "So many bottles."
Lin San took a breath: "There are 15 bottles in the box, which is enough for you to drink."
Guang Yuanzi reached out and patted Lin San on the shoulder: "You finally have some conscience."
Lin San rolled her eyes at Guang Yuanzi: "Can I take a shower now?"
"You go, you go." Guang Yuanzi walked to the side holding the box and started drinking happily.
Lin San took off his vest and went to the bathroom to take a good bath. When he came out wrapped in a scarf, Guang Yuanzi had already drank all the wine: "Wow, you drank so fast?"
Guang Yuanzi smacked his mouth, with a look of satisfaction on his face: "It's fun, today is really fun."
Lin San grinned: "You drink every day in the fairy world?"
Guang Yuanzi nodded: "That's absolutely true, but the wine in our immortal world is not as good as the wine in your human world."
"Impossible, the wine in our world is all made from whole grains, how can it compare with the wine in your fairy world?" Lin San smiled.
"Maybe I drank too much wine from the Immortal Realm, and I no longer feel much of it. Instead, I drank something like this... Yes, Erguotou, it feels very good." Guang Yuanzi shook the empty wine bottle.
Lin San smiled: "You are so obsessed with an ordinary Erguotou. If I give you Maotai, you won't pass out immediately."
"Maotai? What Maotai?" Guang Yuanzi was stunned.
"Uh...it's nothing. I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed." Lin San really wanted to slap himself in the mouth now. He accidentally let it slip just now. Erguotou is cheap, and Lin San can still buy a few bottles for Guang Yuanzi every day.
Drink, but Maotai is extremely expensive. If Guang Yuanzi becomes addicted to drinking it, even if Lin San sells blood, he won’t have enough money to buy Guang Yuanzi Maotai regularly.
Guang Yuanzi stretched out his hand to stop Lin San, narrowed his eyes and said, "What did you say about Maotai just now?"
"Ah? Did you hear it wrong? I didn't say it..." Lin San denied.
Guang Yuanzi smiled: "Maotai is a kind of bar? And it also has good wine?"
"How do you know..." Lin San quickly covered his mouth mid-sentence.
"I want to drink Moutai now!" Guang Yuanzi raised his eyebrows and said loudly.
Lin San grinned: "Maotai is very expensive, how can I have the money to buy it for you..."
"I don't care about this, I just want to drink Moutai." Guang Yuanzi waved his hand.
"I told you, I don't have money. If you want to drink Moutai, you can figure it out on your own." After Lin San finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the bathroom.
Guang Yuanzi reached out and took Lin San's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Do you still want to go to work tomorrow?"
Lin San was stunned: "What do you mean?"
Guang Yuanzi smiled slowly and said, "If your legs are broken and your arms are broken, I wonder if you can still go to work tomorrow."
Lin San's pupils shrank: "You...what do you want to do?" As she spoke, Lin San slowly backed away.
"I don't want to do anything. I just want to drink Maotai. I am a heavy drinker. If you don't get me Maotai today, maybe I will do something outrageous." Guang Yuanzi sneered.
"You're threatening me!" Lin San's face darkened, and his chest bulged with anger. This Guang Yuanzi was really bullying others. He bullied himself wantonly just because he was a god. It was really unreasonable. At this moment, Lin San rushed forward,
He punched Guang Yuanzi a few times, but the idea just kept turning in his mind. Lin San was determined not to take action because Lin San still wanted to live a few more years.
Guang Yuanzi nodded and said carelessly: "Yes, I just threatened you."
"You..." Lin San was so angry that he didn't want to mention it anymore.
Guang Yuanzi squinted his eyes at Lin San, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, revealing a strange smile, and kept rubbing his hands, as if he was ready to take action at any time.
Lin San took a deep breath: "You're so good, I'll buy Maotai for you." After saying that, he walked out of the room angrily.
Guang Yuanzi smiled, turned around and sat on the sofa to wait.
After a full hour, Lin San came back with a bottle of beautifully packaged Maotai. This bottle of Maotai cost Lin San several hundred yuan. This is still the cheapest Maotai, and the most expensive bottle costs tens of thousands.
Lin San's heart bleeds from the pain of spending hundreds of yuan.
"Why are you so slow?" Guang Yuanzi stood up from the sofa, grabbed Maotai with one hand, and looked at it carefully: "The packaging is good." As he spoke, Guang Yuanzi opened the package and took out the wine inside.
He opened the bottle, flicked it with his finger, and the cap flew out. He took a sip at the mouth of the bottle: "Pfft!" Guang Yuanzi suddenly spat out the wine.
Lin Sanyi was stunned: "What's wrong with you?" Even if Moutai tastes good, he wouldn't be so excited.
Guang Yuanzi frowned: "What kind of bad wine is this? It tastes so bad."
Lin San twisted his lips: "It tastes bad? Are you mistaken? This is Maotai. The best wine in our country costs hundreds of bottles." Lin San thought Guang Yuanzi was deliberately teasing him, but Maotai is
Can the national wine taste worse than Erguotou?
"If you don't believe it, try it. It's far worse than Erguotou." Guang Yuanzi threw the Maotai to Lin San.
Lin San doubtfully picked up the bottle and took a sip: "Wow, it smells so good! It is indeed Moutai! It tastes so good!"
"Delicious? Are you not sick? You actually said that such a terrible wine tastes good?" Guang Yuanzi's eyes widened with a hint of disbelief on his face.
Glancing at Guang Yuanzi, Lin San said: "This Maotai is clear and delicious. It is a rare wine. It's just that you don't have taste."
"Nonsense, this Moutai just tastes bad." Guang Yuanzi shook his head repeatedly.
Lin San frowned. Guang Yuanzi looked like he was pretending. Does Guang Yuanzi really think Maotai tastes bad? How is this possible? Even fools know that Maotai tastes better than Erguotou. How did it get into Guang Yuanzi's mouth?
Has Moutai become garbage? Lin Sanbai is puzzled.
Guang Yuanzi waved his hand: "You should continue to buy Erguotou for me from now on. I don't like any Maotai stuff."
Lin San smiled: "Okay, I will only buy Erguotou for you from now on." Seeing that Guang Yuanzi didn't like Maotai, Lin San felt relieved. There were hundreds of bottles. If Guang Yuanzi fell in love with Maotai,
Lin Sanzhen is going to rob a bank.
Guang Yuanzi twisted his mouth, walked aside, sat cross-legged on the floor, closed his eyes, and began to meditate.
Lin San capped the bottle and carefully hid the Moutai, planning to drink it slowly by himself in the future. To be honest, this was the first time Lin San drank Moutai in his grown up age.
The day passed quickly.
At 6 o'clock the next day, Lin San got up, ran to the bathroom and started dressing up in front of the mirror. It took more than half an hour to dress up before she came out. After that, Lin San started to choose clothes in the bedroom, which lasted for a long time. Finally, Lin San
I chose a black suit. This suit was a bargain bought from the roadside. It cost more than a hundred yuan, but it was novel in style and relatively comfortable to wear.
After getting dressed, Lin San said hello to Guang Yuanzi and hurried out of the house. It was his first day at work and he couldn't be late.