Hearing this, Yang Fan put down the wine bowl in his hand and stood up quickly.
Maybe he was a little drunk, or he was a little anxious when he stood up and accidentally touched the edge of the table.
I accidentally stumbled and almost fell in front of His Majesty Li Er.
I secretly screamed in my heart that it was a dangerous situation. Fortunately, I didn't fall. If I did, others would spread the rumors and think that I was scared by Li Shimin?
If so, it would be a huge shame!
After calming down and taking two cautious steps back, Yang Fan said with a shy face: "Old Li, why are you here?"
Hearing Yang Fan's name, Li Shimin's eyes widened and he didn't even bother to answer.
This kid was neither old nor young, he was so angry that he couldn't bear to die, and he was extremely slick.
Apparently he called himself that after seeing himself in casual clothes.
Didn't this generous guy see all the other boys saluting him?
He glared at Yang Fan angrily, but didn't pursue it further.
Lifting up the hem of his robe, Li Shimin Da Ma Jin Dao sat where Yang Fan had just sat.
Because Yang Fan bumped into the table just now, some of the wine in the bowl spilled out.
As soon as Li Shimin sat down, a mellow smell of alcohol immediately entered His Majesty Li Er's nose. His Adam's apple twitched involuntarily, and ambergris gushed out of his mouth.
What a great wine!
It's just that this brat is too hateful.
He didn't even know how to send some of such fine wine to the palace.
You must know that you are not only the emperor, but also his father-in-law, and you don’t know how to be filial and filial!
snort!
Li Shimin glanced at the leftovers on the table, and pointed at Yang Fan with a wink: "My life has been good, and I have such a leisurely life. It seems that after the break, I will assign you some tasks."
Such an obvious threat, of course, was that he wanted to drink but couldn't express it clearly, so Yang Fan had to bring it up himself.
But Yang Fan is so easy to get along with. He has a stubborn temper that won't let him go and retreats.
Seeing that Li Shimin wanted to be both a bitch and a memorial arch, and threatened him, of course he would not cooperate.
As if he didn't understand, he turned to Li Junxian and said: "General Li guards the palace and is responsible for your majesty's safety. This is a big deal. Your majesty is shouldering the responsibility of the people of the world. How can you tolerate any mistakes?"
Have you noticed that His Majesty's eyes keep blinking? It's obvious that the dragon body is showing off. Do you know what the crime is?"
Li Junxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had obviously become the target of the disaster moving eastward, but he could only remain silent and look up at the sky.
Li Jinghuan and others admired him endlessly!
This brother is so bold that he even dares to tease His Majesty. There is no one else in the world.
Upon hearing Yang Fan's words, His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly turned dark.
Didn’t I just want you to redo the whole table of food and wine? Instead, I was messing around and rambling, so I said angrily: “Shut up!”
Yang Fan was calm and calm, he lowered his eyebrows and said: "I obey the order!"
Li Shimin was so angry!
This bastard obviously used the fact that he left the palace incognito to cause trouble because of his threats. He simply refused to suffer any loss.
Li Shimin glanced sideways at Yang Fan, intending to give this guy some color, and shouted:
"As a minister of the Ministry of Rites, I don't work hard to study, but I only know how to drink and have fun. It's just nonsense. How can I deserve the trust of the court and benefit the people of the world?"
Being scolded by His Majesty Li Er in person, Yang Fan did not panic at all and said: "I am ashamed of myself!"
Before Li Shimin was happy, he heard Yang Fan continue to say: "In the past few days, I have read a book. The content is that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. His Majesty leaves the palace incognito. I am afraid it is not the behavior of a gentleman. If the Yushitai is allowed to
I know, I'm afraid... I haven't consulted with Prime Minister Wei for a long time. It's the New Year and it's time to ask for advice..."
The meaning is obvious:
If you talk about me again, I will expose the fact that you are incognito. I don’t believe that the imperial censors and admonishers of the whole court will not scold you to death.
Especially that old man Wei Zheng, he will definitely harass you to death by holding on to you.
Li Jinghuan and the others looked at each other and gave a thumbs up secretly. Even His Majesty dared to threaten him. It was really awesome.
His Majesty Li Er was furious and was about to get angry when he saw Yang Fan smiling and saying: "Your Majesty has worked hard all the way and the weather is very cold. His muscles are obviously suffering from coldness. Now that we have arrived at the humble abode, why not take a sip of wine to warm up? How about that?"
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Li Junxian remained silent, as if he hadn't heard anything, but his heart was filled with laughter.
The behavior of this loyal Marquis was really unexpected. He seemed casual and careless, but he managed His Majesty's temper just right.
Only in this way can those who are uniquely favored dare to interact with His Majesty like friends.
Li Shimin was quite surprised, but he knew that he couldn't deal with Yang Fan today, so he had to go down the steps and said with a slight chin: "Since you know, why don't you bring the drinks quickly?"
"I obey the order, how can we have wine without vegetables? I just slaughtered a bison a few days ago. The best beef was cut into thin slices and served with fresh vegetables and fine wine. In such weather, it is really a good idea.
It is a delicacy in the world, and I am usually reluctant to serve it to others, so your majesty is truly blessed today!" Yang Fan said with a slight smile.
His Majesty Li Er snorted coldly, feeling a little unhappy. This bastard Yang Fan is really hateful.
Didn't he just threaten him a few words, insisting that he would expose the matter of being incognito?
If you don’t bother him, he will be entertained with fine wine and delicious food right away. It’s too realistic!
At such a young age, why do I have so many ill intentions and my temper is too stubborn?
In the blink of an eye, the servants took away the food and wine that they had eaten, and at the same time brought back a jar of wine and fresh hot pot ingredients.
Li Shimin was not polite. After Li Junxian tested it to be non-toxic, he immediately started eating it.
A mouthful of meat and a mouthful of wine, the food looks a bit embarrassing, making people cover their faces and cannot bear to look at it.
In the presence of His Majesty Li Er, Li Jinghuan and others certainly did not dare to use chopsticks, but Yang Fan had already eaten and drank enough.
Therefore, only Li Shimin was drinking wine leisurely on the whole table, while Yang Fan and the others were sitting quietly.
After having enough wine and food, His Majesty Li Er burped regardless of his appearance, picked up the tea on the side, and said leisurely: "The taste is barely drinkable, not bad!"
good?
This left Yang Fan and others speechless. Who just ate like a beggar who hadn't eaten in several days?
Now to say it's okay is really shameless.
As expected, every high-ranking person has a thick skin.
As if he didn't notice the strange looks in everyone's eyes, Li Shimin asked without blushing, "What were you talking about when I came in?"
Hearing Li Shimin's question, Li Jinghuan and others felt astonished and trembled. It was taboo to discuss state affairs in vain, so of course they did not dare to speak out.
Yang Fan didn't have so many scruples. After all, he wanted to stop the marriage, so this was an opportunity.
Even if His Majesty Li Er cannot immediately give up the idea of getting married, a seed of inability to get married must still be planted in his heart.
But this kind of thing cannot be said in a straightforward manner, because straightforward words can easily make people feel offended.
Thinking of this, Yang Fan said: "Your Majesty, what were we discussing just now about national integrity?"