Chapter 484: It turns out that scolding people and vomiting blood is true
With the flying objects in the imperial city, the guards looked restless.
This thing flew into the sky, hundreds of meters high. Even if they tried their best, the crossbows in their hands would not be able to shoot so high.
Li Junxian was horrified when he saw the semi-spherical object on top, a hanging basket on the bottom, and a flying object with blue flames spraying out from the middle.
If the people above were assassins, these guards would be helpless.
He quickly came to His Majesty Li Er and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Li Junxian smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, the height of the flying object is too high and there is nothing we can do. Just to be safe, please step back temporarily."
His Majesty Li Er did not panic at all, and said calmly, "It doesn't matter, I want to see what this thing is. As the emperor, how can I be afraid of this UFO?"
Knowing that the person above was Yang Fan, His Majesty Li Er started to show off again.
As expected, the frightened officials were filled with admiration.
The emperor who conquered the world on horseback was very courageous.
At this time, everyone felt a little uneasy.
Just now, he deliberately put pressure on His Majesty Li Er in the court. Fortunately, the emperor did not get angry on the spot.
Taichang Temple Qing Yu Wenhong walked to His Majesty Li Er with trembling legs and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, in my opinion, it must be a fairy flying machine. Please take a bath and change your clothes to welcome the arrival of the saint."
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His Majesty Li Er looked at this pious old guy with a half-smile, and said narrowly: "You said this thing is a flying machine of the gods? Do you need me to take a bath and change clothes to welcome it?"
"Exactly!" Yu Wenhong was slightly startled.
But he always felt that there was something in His Majesty Li Er's words, but he couldn't think of anything wrong, so he nodded and explained: "The Tao Te Ching says: When I traveled to the west, Guan Ling Yin was delighted to see purple air floating in the pass, and I rode on a green ox.
But then, the scene today is no different from what was recorded in ancient books, it must be the arrival of a saint."
Hearing Yu Wenhong's precise words, Li Er could not deny it, but just smiled mockingly.
These old helpers who are responsible for sacrifices usually like to rely on their old age and use nonsense like signs from heaven to pressure themselves.
Nowadays, the aircraft manufactured by Yang Fan is regarded as the vehicle of gods. Isn't this ridiculous?
When waiting for a slap in the face,
See how he explains it!
When Cheng Yaojin and others saw that His Majesty Li Er did not shy away, they all gathered around His Majesty Li Er, always ready to protect him.
What a joke!
Although the emperor said there was no need to avoid it, he had no idea what the situation was. How could his majesty be so easily put in danger?
If someone with ulterior motives from above takes advantage of the chaos and causes harm to His Majesty, he will definitely be held responsible.
Seeing that these brothers who were conquering the world together were so nervous about their own safety, His Majesty Li Er said with a smile: "You guys, the older you get, the braver you become. When Dou Jiande and Wang Shichong's 300,000-strong army were imprisoned by Chen Binghu, I personally led three soldiers.
Thousands of cavalry charge into the formation, wouldn’t they kill him?"
Even though he said this, the gratitude in his words is self-evident.
Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and others were generals after all. His Majesty Li Er's words made his blood boil. He quickly saluted: "Your Majesty is mighty. I am willing to accompany your Majesty in advancing and retreating together. If there are really any scofflaws who dare to offend your Majesty's beauty,
, I will definitely let him know how powerful our iron fists are!"
"Your Majesty is mighty!" Infected by such an atmosphere, many civil servants could only quickly flatter him.
However, some timid officials cursed Cheng Yaojin and others.
If you want to show off here, don't bring trouble to people like them.
In their opinion, the things above can spit out fire, and the blue flames are just like the three flavors of true fire recorded in the book.
Now they wanted to run away, but His Majesty Li Er refused to leave, and all the officials could only accompany him in fear.
Seeing this scene, His Majesty Li Er laughed heartily, thinking, I just want to scare you bad guys to death!
While the officials were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, there was a different scene on top of the hot air balloon.
On the hanging basket, two little girls, Xiao Sizi and Nalan Minyue, were carefully looking outside and chattering.
The hanging basket was modified by Yang Fan. It is not only safe and reliable, but also allows the two little kids to observe the beautiful scenery. Of course, they are happy that they can't find the north.
Wu Meiniang, however, leaned on Yang Fan's shoulders with her legs and feet feeling weak.
Seeing Yang Fan's gloating expression, Wu Meiniang complained: "Husband, hum, you must have done it on purpose. Why are you flying so high? Do you want to scare yourself to death?"
"However, my husband is really very powerful. He can actually make people fly freely in the sky. It's really amazing."
Xi Junmai, who was controlling the firepower on the side, nodded fiercely: "What Madam said is that our Marquis is a god-like figure. Junmai is lucky to be able to follow the Marquis!"
As he spoke, he couldn't hide the look of worship in his eyes.
In his opinion, only gods can have such means, and he followed Yang Fan wholeheartedly without any second thoughts.
When she heard people praising her husband, Wu Meiniang's big bright eyes smiled like crescent moons.
Wu Meiniang is so lucky to meet such a husband who is both civil and military and possesses all kinds of magical skills.
The fear of heights has gradually faded away.
Yang Fan held Wu Meiniang's soft waist with one hand, picked up the tea cup with the other hand, and took a sip of tea, laughing secretly in his heart.
I never expected that Her Majesty Empress Wu Zetian, who is not afraid of anything, would actually have a slight fear of heights.
This hot air balloon, in the Tang Dynasty, was equivalent to the airplane of later generations, right?
If it weren't for Xi Jun to buy it, Yang Fan would really like to experience the feeling of traveling rapidly.
Suppressing the restlessness in his heart, Yang Fan asked: "Junmai, how far is it from the imperial city?"
Before Xi Junmai could answer, Xiao Sizi's voice came.
"Brother-in-law, Si Zi has seen the palace a long time ago! But why does the usually tall palace become so small in Si Zi's eyes?"
Yang Fan explained with a smile: "Of course, this is the feeling of being at the top of the mountain and seeing all the small mountains at a glance."
Little Sizi blinked and blinked: "Brother-in-law, the two lines of the poem just now are very good. Sizi has never heard of it. Can you read out the whole poem and listen to it?"
Yang Fan didn't care, what's more, he had to hide his clumsiness in front of a little kid, so he softly chanted: "How about Mr. Dai Zong? Qilu is still young; the clock of fortune is beautiful, the yin and yang are divided into the dusk; the chest is full of Zeng Yun, the determination
Birds are returning to the canthus; when you reach the top of the mountain, you can see all the mountains and small mountains at a glance."
This is "Wang Yue" written by Du Fu. This poem describes the majestic scenery of Mount Tai and expresses the poet's ambition to reach the top.
Inside, it expresses a enterprising and positive attitude towards life, which is very philosophical.
The poem is magnificent in spirit, comprehensive in writing, and upright in wording, which fully demonstrates the talent and ambition of the creator.
Originally, this poem was not very suitable for the current scene, but Yang Fan used to like this poem very much, so he recited it casually.
Little Sizi looked confused: "Sizi has never heard of it. Where did my brother-in-law see it?"
Although Princess Jinyang is still young, she is relatively precocious and has learned a lot of poems, but she has never heard this sentence, so she asked this question.
Yang Fan said casually: "My brother-in-law heard it written by a Taoist priest and thought it was very good, so he wrote it down!"
"oh!"
Xiao Sizi responded and started chatting with Helan Minyue again.
Wu Meiniang on the side was thoughtful, her eyes shining brightly.
You will be at the top of the mountain and have a panoramic view of the mountains!
My husband's ambitions are not small.
Who is the most powerful person in the world?
Of course it is the supreme position.
Could it be that your husband has some ideas about that position?
Unconsciously, Wu Meiniang's thoughts wandered far away.
But once such an idea occurs, it will be out of control.
Yang Fan was just about to ask if it was almost there, but he heard Xi Junmai ask: "Master Hou, we have reached the sky above the palace, do you want to come down now?"
Yang Fan helped Wu Meiniang up, trained her eyesight, and looked down.
But I saw a dark crowd below. These people were raising their hands and pointing towards their hot air balloon.
Yang Fan frowned and asked: "Where is this place and why are there so many people?"
Xiao Sizi took a quick look and said crisply: "Brother-in-law, below is the Tai Chi Hall, do we want to go down?"
Just when I was about to refuse, I heard a wave of shouting coming from below.
"The gods are passing through the mortal world, please come down and meet us mortals..."
As he said this, Wu Lala knelt down.
Just as he was about to explain, he heard Li Zhi's voice.
"The person above is the Marquis of Zhongyi. My father has ordered me to come down and see you..."
Due to the strong wind in the air, Yang Fan couldn't hear clearly, so he quickly asked Xi Junmai to turn down the heat a little, so that he could hear clearly.
So Yang Fan hurriedly replied: "Please tell Your Majesty, His Majesty the King of Jin, that I will send Princess Jinyang to the Empress first, and then come to see Your Majesty."
As he said that, the hot air balloon did not stop and flew towards the Risei Palace.
Hearing the conversation between Yang Fan and Li Zhi, the courtiers kneeling on the ground suddenly felt embarrassed.
I thought I had met a god, but I didn't know it was Yang Fan.
Moreover, they all knelt down towards the mallet, which was really embarrassing!
However, they would not think that it was because of their poor eyesight, so they would put all the blame on Yang Fan.
Some family officials stood up and denounced angrily.
"Marquis Zhongyi only pretends to be a ghost, and uses some strange and obscene techniques to confuse the public. Such actions slander the saint."
"Yes, people like this are not worthy of being an official at all, let alone being equal to me in the court."
"Yes... let's go to His Majesty to make the decision for us now..."
For a time, all the officials from the aristocratic families became furious and demanded that His Majesty Li Er severely punish Yang Fan.
His Majesty Li Er was filled with hatred when he saw this group of officials from aristocratic families who let themselves make the decision when they had something to do and made trouble for themselves when they had nothing to do.
These people are so shameless!
Only a naive guy like Yang Fan can crush these people to death.
If you want to deal with him yourself, there is no way.
Then His Majesty Li Er looked solemn and shouted: "Marquis Zhongyi never said that he was a god descending to earth. Who can blame you for your poor eyesight? Should someone dig your eyes out and wash them in clean water so that you can see clearly?"
Really?"
Hearing this, all the family officials were embarrassed.
As His Majesty Li Er said, they wanted to kneel down themselves, so what does it have to do with Yang Fan?
It seems that this dumb guy will definitely suffer the consequences!
It's all that bastard Yang Fan's fault. Why did he create such a big "Kongming Lantern" for nothing?
However, when these people went back and made huge sky lanterns and killed many people, they realized that not all sky lanterns could carry people to fly freely in the sky.
Seeing the speechless officials of the aristocratic families, the depression in His Majesty Li Er's heart dissipated a lot.
Everyone returned to the Tai Chi Hall one after another, and the court meeting continued.
Unfortunately, His Majesty Li Er was happy too early.
As soon as His Highness entered, all the officials knelt down and cheered together as if they had agreed.
"Your Majesty, although today's incident may seem clumsy on our part, Marquis Zhongyi's behavior not only deceived us, but also provoked the gods. If God blames it, the drought may continue. At that time, the people will be displaced and complain.
Since the lives of the people have been reduced to ashes, we believe that the head of Marquis Zhongyi should be beheaded as a sacrifice to heaven to appease the anger of heaven."
"I sincerely request your Majesty to punish Marquis Zhongyi, otherwise the drought will become more serious!"
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Looking at the ugly faces of these people, His Majesty Li Er had blue veins popping out on his forehead!
This group of guys is so awesome that they will unite to remonstrate whenever something happens. They obviously want to force him into a corner without blaming everyone.
Just when he was about to retaliate forcefully, he heard a breathless scolding ringing in his ears.
"You officials are so shameless. You always keep talking about learning the teachings of Confucius and Mencius. Have you actually learned it in your assholes?"
"You are so threatening when you talk to His Majesty. You can imagine how lawless you are towards the people."
"Think about it, are you really qualified to be the parents and officials of the people? Do you become officials just to lord it over the people? Don't your parents teach you etiquette, integrity, and the way of a monarch and his ministers?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was stunned.
However, His Majesty Li Er was very happy because he knew that only Yang Fan dared to scold him like this.
These words were so good, and the anger in my heart was relieved a lot.
When it comes to insulting people, it has to be Yang Fan!
Fang Xuanling, who was standing at the forefront, was so moved that she almost cried.
Today he was full of firepower, but these officials from aristocratic families were too united.
He is really powerless!
It's great to have Yang Fan here to earn money.
Seeing Yang Fan stepping into the hall like a tiger and a dragon, he seemed ready to kick anyone in his way.
The officials who were kneeling in the middle just now to jointly petition for petition dispersed to both sides, for fear of being kicked away by Yang Fan.
Evil people still need to be punished by evil people.
You can't be reasonable when dealing with these people!
But these people are also unlucky. It is not good to impeach anyone. If you insist on impeaching this stick, he is not as reasonable as us!
For some reason, Fang Xuanling and others breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Yang Fan.
Cui Fanbo, who was kneeling in the center of the hall and taking the lead in putting pressure on His Majesty Li Er, was also frightened by Yang Fan's momentum. His feet softened and he fell to the side.
Seeing the strange looks in everyone's eyes, Cui Fanbo stood up and said angrily: "Marquis Zhongyi, the Taiji Palace is the solemn place of the imperial court. How can I allow you to come in casually like visiting the vegetable market? Anyone who enters the palace casually without His Majesty's summons will be punished by death!"
Yang Fan glanced sideways at the old man and scolded him unceremoniously: "Cui Zhongcheng, if you are sick, you need to be treated. Since you are deaf, you can go home and take care of yourself. Don't embarrass yourself in such a solemn place."
Cui Fanbo was so angry that his beard almost stood up and shouted: "How dare you insult me?"
Yang Fan said sonorously: "Have I ever insulted you? You don't want to slander anyone. If you are so angry, wouldn't you want to blackmail me?"
"All the adults here just heard it, but you couldn't hear it. What is it if you're not deaf?"
"When we were just outside the Tai Chi Hall, His Royal Highness the King of Jin had already conveyed His Majesty's decree, asking me to come directly to the Tai Chi Hall for an audience, but you obstructed me in every possible way and made accusations, and then you spouted shit. Are you looking for scolding? Really?
It’s so mean!”
Before he finished speaking, there was a puff, and Cui Fanbo spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and his gray beard was also covered with blood.
His whole body suddenly collapsed and he lay on the ground groaning.
If the old man hadn't been clutching his chest and panting, everyone would have thought that Old Cui had died.
Seeing this scene, Yang Fan held his tongue and was speechless.
This old man's ability to resist scolding is also very poor. He has not even used half of his strength and almost stopped eating.
If the scolding continues, someone may actually die.
These ancient people are just hypocritical, and a few unpleasant words will lead to death.
No wonder Zhuge Liang was able to scold people to death before the two armies faced each other. In fact, it was not very difficult.
Seeing Yang Fan scolding Cui Fanbo in just a few words, Li Zhi was dumbfounded.
In the past few days, I thought I had learned some skills from Yang Fan, but I didn't know that I hadn't even learned the basics.
I sighed secretly in my heart!
The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!
It seems that there is still a lot to learn from Yang Fan...
For someone like Li Zhi, I can only admire him secretly in my heart.
However, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong had no such concerns and directly praised: "You are good at swearing again, I like it..."
Yang Fan was not ashamed, but said proudly: "When you are alive, you can say whatever you want and scold you if you want, so why be timid."
"I once heard someone say that money can't buy it. I like it... Being able to win the general's smile can be regarded as a boy's meritorious deeds."
There was a puff, another burst of laughter, and everyone immediately broke through.
Yang Fan is really shameless.
He scolded people to the point of vomiting blood, and also said that his merits were immeasurable. He was simply not a son of man!
The officials of the aristocratic family who were united just now fell silent, all with their heads hanging down and staring at their toes.
I'm afraid that Yang Fan will turn his target towards me.
If he is not scolded in the court and vomits blood, he will never have the dignity to stand here again.
I can only look at Cui Fanbo, my former comrade, with sympathy.
A poor Taoist is worse than a dead Taoist friend!
These selfish officials from aristocratic families understand this truth very clearly.
Changsun Wuji glanced at Yang Fan and sighed secretly in his heart.
This kid seems very naive and stupid, but he knows the timing of causing trouble very accurately. He is really a difficult character.
His Majesty Li Er was overjoyed and secretly gave a thumbs up. The boy was still as timid as ever, but this time he had a great time!
This Cui Fanbo relied on his status to lead a group of officials from aristocratic families to do whatever they wanted, and His Majesty Li Er had already had enough.
Now I finally let out a sigh of relief!
"Cui Aiqing, would you like the imperial physician to come over and take a look? If you are feeling unwell, you can go down and rest first." As an emperor, he cannot show such bias.
After some consolation, His Majesty Li Er then scolded him with false intentions: "Marquis Zhongyi, it is normal for Cui Zhongcheng to have bad ears as he is old. How can you speak like this? Remember, this will not happen again."
Some people quit trying to excuse Yang Fan so openly!
Yu Wenhong, Qing of Taichang Temple, said: "Your Majesty, Marquis Zhongyi uttered vicious words and deliberately slandered important officials of the imperial court. His evil intentions are truly unpardonable. I ask your Majesty to severely punish Marquis Zhongyi in order to restore the purity and justice of the court.
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"In addition, Marquis Zhongyi is so mysterious that he dares to pretend to be a god and come down to earth. This will definitely anger the gods and cause disaster."
"The drought in Guanzhong is serious now. In my opinion, Marquis Zhongyi's move will definitely anger the immortals and cause the drought to continue to worsen."
"Therefore, for the sake of the common people in the world and for the sake of the imperial court's rules and regulations, Marquis Zhongyi's behavior is the most unforgivable, and I request your Majesty to severely punish Marquis Zhongyi."
"I sincerely request your majesty to severely punish the loyal and righteous marquis, so as to benefit the people and reduce disasters in Guanzhong..."
With Yu Wenhong as the leader, officials from all the aristocratic families started to share their hatred.
His Majesty Li Er had a gloomy face and his eyes shone with cold light!
This is another move to force the palace.
Yang Fan was dumbfounded as he looked at what was happening in front of him, it was simply unbelievable.
His majesty Li Er, who is so wise and powerful, was actually forced to this point. No wonder the emperor always wanted to weaken the power of the family members.
The power of these aristocratic families is so powerful that even the emperor can only stay away from them.
This situation is very similar to the previous impeachment of the British Prime Minister.
However, this group of people is too bold. Aren't you afraid that His Majesty Li Er will kill them all?
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Is this a group of officials who work for the benefit of the common people?
What an irony.
In order to deal with himself, he actually involved riding a hot air balloon into angering the gods. It was really worse than him!
Yang Fan secretly despised him.
These people don't focus on disaster relief, but only want to engage in intrigues and plots, putting aside the lives and lives of the people. They really insult the title of "parent official".
Thinking of this, Yang Fan no longer had any scruples and snorted coldly: "You are so shameless. You are really a bunch of scum who only know how to drink human blood."
"If you could focus on how to solve the disaster instead of calculating your colleagues, the matter might have been solved long ago."
Yang Fan's words were loud and powerful, and the officials in the palace heard them clearly.
At first, these people were a little ashamed, but in the end they were just angry.