Chapter 63 Visiting the brothel to pay with an ox cart
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Seeing the crowd rising in anger against Yang Fan, Fang Yiai and others stood up with a roar and shouted angrily: "What did Changsun say to you? The number of flower baskets that Brother Yishan will send was decided upon by us. If you have the ability to attack us,
Come."
Changsun glanced at a few people and smiled coldly in his heart, ignoring them at all. In his mind, these people were just simple-minded people with strong limbs, and they were not worthy of his action at all, so he folded his hands and looked like he was watching a good show.
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Yang Fan glanced at Fang Yiai and the others gratefully. Although they looked a little rude, they were so kind in times of crisis. These brothers were not in vain.
He turned to the people who were accusing him and said, "You want a reason, right? Then stop beeping. Listen up."
Changsun Chong was also very cooperative, waving his hands to signal everyone to quiet down. He also wanted to see if Yang Fan could come up with a trick.
Yang Fan turned around and stared at Shishi’s pretty, picturesque face and asked calmly: “Miss Shishi, can I ask you a few questions?”
A voice as clear and crisp as an oriole sounded: "Of course, Uncle Zhongyi, please ask. Uncle Zhongyi offers medical prescriptions to save the people. The name of benevolence and righteousness has long been spread throughout the world. I have admired Shiyun for a long time, but it is a pity that we have no chance to meet each other. When we meet today, Shiyun is rare."
Yan, Shishi is just the stage name of the little girl. If the loyal uncle doesn’t give up, the little girl’s surname will be Xiao and her name will be Shiyun. From now on, just call the little girl Shiyun.”
Xiao Shiyun immediately became interested after learning that the man in front of her was Uncle Zhongyi of Wannian County who provided methods to prevent the smallpox plague.
In her eyes, the man in front of her was a mysterious and contradictory man, because this man was a living Bodhisattva in the hearts of the people, but turned into a stick in the eyes of the nobles.
This person usually behaves recklessly and erratically, but he has compassion for the people affected by the disaster. It is really incomprehensible.
But she doesn't know that it is very dangerous for a woman to be curious about a man.
Hearing Xiao Shiyun's words, Yang Fan couldn't help but be startled. Didn't he look like he wanted to get to the bottom of it just now?
It's really hard to guess a woman's mind, especially a beautiful woman.
While thinking about it, Yang Fan did not move slowly. He pretended to be excited and clasped his fists and replied: "It is really an honor for me to call the girl like this. In this case, Miss Shiyun doesn't want to be called Uncle Zhongyi. My surname is Yang Mingfan."
, Ziyishan, Shiyun. You are younger than me, so just call me Brother Yang."
Xiao Shiyun was surprised and laughed, and thought to herself that this loyal uncle was very good at following snakes, but she smiled slightly and said: "Thank you, Brother Yang, for your love..."
Everyone was dissatisfied when they saw the two people looking like they were flirting, especially Changsun Chong. The goddess they wanted to lick suddenly turned into the 'sister' of their enemy. Of course they felt unhappy.
After coughing dryly, Changsun Chong said with a gloomy face: "Uncle Zhongyi, don't you have a question to ask Miss Shishi? You don't want to deliberately delay time!"
Xiao Shiyun was a little unhappy when she was suddenly interrupted by Zhang Sun Chong. Although she knew that he wanted to cause trouble for Yang Fan, she did not say anything because she also wanted to see what other excuses Yang Fan could have.
Yang Fan frowned, not because he was afraid, but because he was a little dissatisfied with Changsun Chong.
I don’t know where I offended him, and I didn’t sleep with his wife. Is it necessary to target myself like this?
However, in order for everyone to hear clearly, Yang Fan still asked Xiao Shiyun loudly: "Excuse me, Miss Shiyun, when sending flower baskets to Piaoxianglou, is there a minimum number of flowers sent? Is there a rule on how many flowers should be delivered at a certain time?"
Xiao Shiyun thought for a while and shook her head: "No."
I saw Yang Fan clapped his hands and shouted to everyone: "Did you hear it? Miss Shishi has said it, and there is no stipulation on how many flower baskets must be sent at any time. Whether I send one or five, they are all mine.
Affection, the so-called etiquette is light but affection is important, so why should you meddle in others’ affairs.”
This explanation made everyone stunned. Yes, there is no such rule in Piaoxiang Tower. What are they making a fuss about?
It’s just that in the past, everyone has always subconsciously believed that the gifts at the back must be more than the gifts at the front, so everyone felt angry.
Now that I think about it, Yang Fan did nothing wrong.
A farce was easily resolved like this, which made Xiao Shiyun look at Yang Fan with brilliant eyes.
Seeing his goddess not pursuing the matter like this, Changsun Chong was stunned for a while and pointed at Yang Fan angrily and shouted: "You are sophistry."
Then he immediately turned to Xiao Shiyun and said, "Miss Shishi, this kind of person only knows how to cheat and cheat. You have to see his true face clearly."
Looking at the reluctant Changsun Chong, Yang Fan laughed angrily and couldn't help but said: "It seems that you are very rich, Mr. Changsun. So far, I remember that you didn't send a single flower basket, Mr. Changsun. What qualifications do you have?"
Accusing me?"
After hearing this, Dou Fengjie immediately quit, and without waiting for Zhang Sun Chong's reply, he stood up in a hurry and retorted arrogantly: "Of course we are going to send a flower basket to Miss Shishi, and it will be at least ten times what you sent...
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Yang Fan glanced at Changsun Chong provocatively: "Mr. Changsun, what Mr. Dou said is true."
Changsun Chong, who was furious, replied in a deep voice without thinking too much: "Of course."
Yang Fan ignored them and directly clasped his fists and said to everyone: "Everyone heard clearly, I did not force them to do this. Please bear witness to me. Changsun told them that the flower basket was sent by Yang."
Give it ten times as much.”
Dou Fengjie was impatient, and before Yang Fan could finish speaking, he immediately said loudly: "Of course we keep our word, we will send fifty flower baskets..."
Yang Fan chuckled and said, "It seems you don't know how to count." He turned to the madam and asked, "I remember you said that after the flower basket given to Miss Shi Yun is cashed into silver, half of it will be given to the court for use.
Disaster relief, right?”
After receiving a positive reply from the old bustard, Yang Fan continued: "Although I am not talented, I still care about my family, country and the world. Now we plan to send fifty flower baskets like Mr. Cui and Mr. Lu to express the concern for the country and the people in my heart.
The heart of fist.”
The madam was stunned for a moment and quickly came to her senses and announced: "Fifty flower baskets for you in seat 9 on the second floor."
It was only then that everyone realized that talking about caring about the country and the world, and worrying about the country and the people, was all nonsense.
If that's the case, why didn't you just say to send fifty flower baskets earlier? Instead, it was only after Changsun Chong and the others promised to send ten times the flower baskets that they said they were concerned about the country and the people, just to trick Changsun Chong and them.
This loyal man is so sinister. He is not a stick, he is simply a devil.
When Xiao Shiyun saw Yang Fan's rogue behavior, she burst out laughing and her smile became as bright as a flower.
But no one is worried that Changsun Chong and the others will cheat. If they don't fulfill their obligations, they won't have the dignity to gain a foothold in Chang'an City in the future.
If fulfilled, this would be 500 flower baskets, which is equivalent to 5,000 copper coins. A copper coin is about eight kilograms, and 5,000 copper coins is 40,000 kilograms. It would take forty carts to pull it with an ox cart.
5,000 copper coins is not too much for them, but it is a matter of face. If you go to a brothel and have to pay 40 copper coins for a cart, isn’t your face swollen from being slapped?
At this time, Changsun Chong and others' faces were as dark as the bottom of a pot, but when they saw everyone looking at them, they could only gritted their teeth and said: "We will send 500 flower baskets."
Although Changsun Chong and others were furious, they seemed to be afraid that Yang Fan was sending more flower baskets, so they did not dare to provoke any more.
Seeing Yang Fan turning Changsun Chong and the others into disgrace in a flash, Fang Yiai and the others burst out laughing happily, feeling refreshed. The depression just now was long forgotten.
Yang Fan glanced at Changsun Chong and them, knowing in his heart that he was lucky to be able to plot against them.
On the one hand, he took advantage of Dou Fengjie's impulsiveness and competitiveness, on the other hand, he took advantage of people's habitual thinking, and this was done when Chang Sun Chong was in an unstable mood.
If you allow them some time to think, they won't be easily fooled.
But Yang Fan has no sympathy at all. Who asked them to cause trouble for themselves first?