The ninth chapter of the modern love words to tease ancient crush how effective
Before Yang Fan could change his mind, he heard Cheng Chumo's roaring voice like a bear.
"This is my sister-in-law Cheng Yuzhu, Zhu'er. If you don't hurry up and meet Brother Yishan, just call him Brother Yang."
Although Cheng Chumo's tone was slightly reproachful, the doting look on his face was undisguised.
Yang Fan sweated profusely. It turned out that she was really Cheng Chumo's sister. His eyes couldn't help but switch back and forth between Cheng Yuzhu and Cheng Chumo.
It seems that they want to find out which part of them is related to them by blood. These are two extremes.
After giving a blessing, Cheng Yuzhu stared at Yang Fan with a pair of big eyes curiously, her lips slightly opened:
"So you are the liar who cheated my brother..."
Hearing this, Yang Fan staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Liar? How could a beautiful girl say such rude words to wrongfully accuse someone? Yang Fan suddenly turned black. This is a rumor created by that wicked ghost.
What a waste, our image has been completely ruined.
Cheng Chumo didn't expect his sister to say such a thing and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
It turned out that after returning to the house yesterday, Cheng Chumo wanted to ask for money from his family because he did not have enough money, so he made up a lie that he had been deceived by a liar.
Although Cheng Yaojin found out in the end, Cheng Yuzhu let Cheng Yuzhu listen, so the scene just happened.
Cheng Chumo quickly clasped his fists to apologize and glared: "What are you talking about in this movie, little girl? Why don't you apologize quickly?"
Then he turned around and smiled sheepishly at Yang Fan and said:
"Brother Yishan... My sister-in-law is young and ignorant, brothers, don't blame me..."
Touching his nose helplessly, Yang Fan gritted his teeth and said:
"It's none of my sister's business. When I met Yuzhu for the first time, someone must have wronged me, which led to misunderstanding."
Don't let me know who wronged me, otherwise I will make him look good.
Although he said this, his eyes turned to Cheng Yuzhu's delicate face, thinking:
"Although those who don't know are not guilty, the punishment cannot be less. Well, since you are young, you should punish children in the same way. If you have the opportunity in the future, take off your pants and spank your butt. It seems like this method is good."
Cheng Yuzhu's heart skipped a beat when she was stared at by Yang Fan for no reason. She couldn't stand Yang Fan's ambiguous eyes, so she couldn't help but shrink her neck, stuck out her tongue, and whispered softly:
"Brother Yang, I'm sorry, my little sister misunderstood you after hearing the greedy words."
Yang Fan straightened his face and looked like a gentleman, clasped his fists and replied: "Of course not, as long as Sister Zhuer knows about the misinformation..."
My sister came to the villa for the first time today, but she didn't prepare gifts carefully. I will make sure to make up for it next time.
Sister Zhuer, can you tell me who wrongly accused someone?
Seeing his sister looking at him, Cheng Chumo quickly winked, but he didn't notice the way Yang Fan looked at him with a half-smile.
Yang Fan, who already understood this, smiled slightly, changed the subject and invited:
"Sister Pearl, you've been tired all the way. Why don't you go in and take a rest? We'll start dinner soon..."
Let the servant arrange the remaining carriages and lead Cheng Yuzhu into the lobby.
He asked Xing'er, who was playing with the dishes:
"Has the hot pot base been cooked through?"
Myolie stopped what she was doing and replied:
"It's ready. May I ask, Master, if you want the servants to serve it now?"
Yang Fan naturally nodded in agreement, Xing'er responded, turned around and went to the kitchen to inform.
He walked to the round table that had been set up, pulled out the chair under the table and motioned for Cheng Yuzhu to sit down.
As for Cheng Chumo's direct disregard, whoever asks him to say bad things about himself later should let him dry before talking.
Cheng Chumo was carefree and indifferent, and he followed suit, but soon he couldn't sit still. He bent down to look at the bottom of the table, and then touched the round table with his hands. He was just a curious baby.
Cheng Yuzhu also looked curious and asked with a smile:
"Brother Yang, what do you call this thing and what is its use?"
It is true that people in the Tang Dynasty used to eat at square tables, or sit on their knees or in the posture, or sit upright, mostly on couches. Although there were a few people who sat on benches, the styles were completely different.
This thing was created in my spare time. It's called a round table, and the thing I sit on is called a chair. The two are used together. Don't you think it's easier to sit and eat like this?
"The mutton you cooked just now? Are we going to eat it here?"
Hearing Cheng Chumo say that the food was actually cooked by Yang Fan, Cheng Yuzhu looked surprised and said:
"Brother Yang prepared today's meal in the kitchen himself?"
"Exactly, Sister Yuzhu will give me some advice later."
Cheng Yuzhu snorted, smiling without showing his teeth, showing extraordinary grace.
"It is said that a gentleman lives far away from the kitchen, but now Brother Yang has abandoned his reputation as a gentleman and cooked the food himself. How dare Zhuer comment?"
Cheng Chumo interrupted and said with a bold smile:
"In this case, I will be a bad guest for a while and taste the difference in the food prepared by my good brother. Then don't blame me on my brother."
Knowing that Cheng Chumo still remembered the bet just now, Yang Fan couldn't help but smile strangely.
If you want to do something small, it depends on whether you have the ability. I will definitely call you big brother after a while.
There is even a "vicious" joke that makes him both his uncle and his elder brother. It's so cool to think about that scene.
Who asked him to slap him indiscriminately behind his back and make him lose face in front of beautiful women? You know, Yang Fan is very 'vindictive'.
If Cheng Chumo knew that because of his unintentional lie, Yang Fan would take revenge, he would definitely beg, and if God gave him another chance, he would never lie again.
Looking at Yang Fan staring at him with a weird smile on his face, a chill could not help but rise from the soles of his feet.
Cheng Chumo put back his collar, thinking he had caught the cold.
Not long after, a servant came in carrying a stove.
First place a pad on the round table, and then place the stove in the center of the pad.
Cheng Yuzhu and Cheng Yuzhu had never seen such a strange-looking stove before, so they couldn't help but look at it carefully.
There should be a stove below, but there is a pot on top with a lid, and water vapor comes out from the side from time to time.
It's just that the whole pot is silver in color, as if it's made of black iron from heaven, and it's decorated with exquisite patterns, giving it an aura of wealth. (Haha...is it just a stainless steel mandarin duck pot?)
Then Xing'er and Wan'er brought dishes after dishes.
Green leeks, green vegetables...
White and tender bean sprouts, yellowing wild mushrooms in the pine forest...
Red and white mutton…
Especially the plates of mutton, which are cut as thin as cicada wings and crystal clear, will whet your appetite at the first sight.
It's a pity that these dishes are all raw...
Although Cheng Yuzhu was a little surprised, she didn't have the nerve to ask.
Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded and asked: "Brother Yishan, how do you eat this? Eat it raw like this? Although I have eaten raw meat before when I was marching, I was very hungry. I think it would be inappropriate to let my little sister eat raw now."
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Yang Fan smiled and said nothing, stepped forward, took the handle of the cover and lifted it slightly.
Under the lid is a ring-shaped pot trough separated by iron sheets. One side contains the non-spicy base material, which is already boiling and steaming.
There is a red base sauce on one side. As the soup boils, it looks like a sea of red. It makes people feel very appetizing at a glance.
Put the mutton and vegetables on top and put them into the pot one after another. He quickly lifted them up and put them into Cheng Yuzhu's bowl. Yang Fan explained:
"This way you can eat it. This side has a clear soup, which is suitable for girls who don't like spicy food. If you think it's light, there's sauce on the side for you to dip it in... The other side is spicier. If you like it, you can also taste it...
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He said and put a small bowl filled with condiments in front of her.
Of course, everyone got a portion.
In fact, people in the Tang Dynasty also ate spicy food, but they didn’t eat what we call chili peppers.
At this time, the chili peppers we are talking about are still nesting in some unknown ravine in America, and they were not introduced to the Central Plains until the late Ming Dynasty.
The substitute of chili in the Tang Dynasty was called dogwood. Dogwood was not the main ingredient for making spicy food in this era. People preferred to use ginger and mustard.
But Yang Fan thinks that dogwood is closer to the taste of chili pepper.
Cornus officinalis is also known as Yuejiao. "Compendium of Materia Medica" records that eating Cornus officinalis has a pungent and bitter taste. The natives pick it in August, pound and filter the juice, add lime and stir it into a mixture. It is called mugwort oil, also known as spicy rice oil. It has a pungent taste and can be
Enter food.
Cheng Yuzhu opened her red lips and took a sip, with a satisfied smile on her face.
"The mutton is fresh but not sour, and the vegetables are tender and refreshing. It is really the food of gods. Pearl likes it very much. Thank you Brother Yang for your hospitality."
Although this season is not the best for hot pot, it doesn’t matter if it’s cool in the mountains.
Yang Fan poured a handful of it into the bottom of the spicy pot, picked it up and popped it into his mouth. It was so hot that he breathed cold air, but he felt so satisfied.
Well, it smelled familiar, and there was a look of satisfaction on his face. Yes, this was the taste he wanted.
Cheng Chumo followed suit and imitated Yang Fan and took a handful of it. Maybe he took too much. He shouted hot and spicy at the same time and kept blowing air in his mouth, but he couldn't bear to spit out the food in his mouth.
After swallowing it hard, he kept shouting that it smells good and feels so good. Looking at his appearance, he had already forgotten all about the bet.
After trying it for a few times, Cheng Chumo pointed at the hot pot with shining eyes and asked, "What is this? Why have I never seen such tableware and how to eat it?"
While Yang Fan was helping Cheng Yuzhu prepare the dishes, he did not forget to reply: "They were all invented by a certain person. Of course you have never seen them before. This is the Mandarin Duck Hot Pot."
At this time, Cheng Yuzhu's eyes were full of stars and he praised: "There is a fire under the pot, so it is called hot pot. The soup on both sides is boiling and rolling. It looks like a mandarin duck swimming together. It is called mandarin duck hot pot. It is really appropriate. Brother Yang is really smart and quick."
Yang Fan followed the words and continued: "Yes, sister Zhu'er likes clear soup hot pot, and I like spicy hot pot. We are like this mandarin duck pot, a perfect match."
This kind of modern love talk immediately made Cheng Yuzhu feel overwhelmed. She had encountered this situation, and her pretty face suddenly became red. She lowered her head and her chin almost touched the newly formed steamed dumplings.
Cheng Chumo, who was eating meat, almost choked and choked on the spicy taste, which made him burst into tears. If his sister hadn't been there, he would have wanted to teach Yang Fan a lesson with a knife.
I regard you as a brother, but you want to date my sister? It's really unbearable for uncles and aunts, but he, the elder brother, can't bear it.
If I were to call my brother-in-law my eldest brother in the future, the scene would be terrifying just thinking about it.