With the locals leading the way, the journey sped up a lot. As we were talking, the mountain road had reached the end, and suddenly it opened up. Looking ahead, there were about a dozen thatched huts under the slope. In the dim lights, smoke was curling up from the mountains.
The wind blew, and a wine flag hung faintly in the dusk on the willow tree by the stream.
Seeing this picture-like scene made Ximen Qing feel relaxed and happy, and he couldn't help chanting: "This wood comes from Chaishan Mountain, because the fire turns into smoke every night." After hearing this, the woodcutter said "Hey",
He turned his head and looked at Ximen Qing's face carefully several times.
After such a delay, it was too late to say anything about the man-bear. At this time, he had already reached the thatched house at the foot of the hillside. The woodcutter shouted at the top of his lungs: "Second brother, second sister-in-law, I am patrolling the mountain."
I'm back. I'm not bad luck today, I brought four people back with me. Second sister-in-law, you can take good care of them."
A clear-throated voice in the thatched house agreed: "I know! Your second brother has gone to the village to carry wine. Today, you can carry the beef bones up the mountain alone! Say hello to my eldest brother-in-law when you see him."
The old man agreed. When he arrived in front of the thatched hut, a few clumsy guys came out of the house and helped the old man carry three large baskets. The weight of almost 200 kilograms was on his shoulders and back, but he acted like nothing.
, when walking past Ximen Qing, he suddenly sang a tune of "Heavenly Fairy" - "There are several huts built under the mountain, the pines, bamboos, plums and orchids are so cute. Go through the woods and ridges to find dry firewood, no one will blame you, sell it from me, or
A little or a lot depends on the world. You can get money to buy wine as you please, and you feel at ease with the clay pots and ceramic bowls. When you are drunk, you lie in the shade. You have no worries and no interests. Do you care about the prosperity or failure of the world?"
I was in high spirits while singing and singing, and then walked back to the mountain.
Ximen Qing said "Huh" and followed the man's shadow with his eyes. Who would have thought that just a woodcutter could have such magnanimity?
At this time, Wu Song looked around coldly, and saw that at the edge of the cross slope was a big tree that four or five people could not hug. It was covered with ivy like swimming dragons. In the hotel next to the big tree
, a woman dressed in red and green came out, leaned against the door to greet her, and asked: "Sir, are you ready to rest? We have good wine and meat, and if you want snacks, we have such big steamed buns!"
Wu Song called Ximen Qing: "Third brother!" Ximen Qing then looked away from the retreating figure of Lao Qian, entered the hotel with Wu Song and two other men, and sat down on the cypress tables and stools.
When the woman saw that Ximen Qing was still looking out, she smiled and teased Ximen Qing: "This young master does not look at women but looks at men, which is weird!" Wang Wu and Zhao Liu all started laughing after hearing this.
After spending time together, the two of them also knew that Ximen Qing had an approachable temperament and dared to joke with him. If it were Wu Song, they would be very respectful.
Ximen Qing laughed, and then took a closer look at the woman. He saw that she had a tall figure, but a timid pink face, which really did not look like the image of a dominatrix. Ximen Qing muttered in his heart, and
I looked at the woman's hands, and I felt confident after looking at them - it turned out that this woman had also endured two lamps of oil, and even the fists of her hands were smoothed.
With a calm expression on his face, Ximen Qing asked: "What's your last name?"
The woman was busy placing cups and chopsticks for Wu Song and Wang Wu, Zhao and Liu. When she heard this, she smiled and said: "What's your surname? I don't want your surname to be Sun."
But Zhao Liu was a blind man with his eyes open. When he saw that the woman was enchanting, he deliberately said a few words: "Oh! What a coincidence! My last name and your last name are exactly the same!"
The woman looked at Zhao Liu with clear eyes and asked, "Don't you dare to ask the guest's surname?"
Zhao Liu then pretended to be coy: "I can't say this, I can't say it! If I say it, wouldn't I mean to take advantage of the young lady?"
The woman smiled and bloomed like a mountain flower: "The little woman is the most curious in her life. If the guest doesn't tell me, how can I let it go? What is the surname of this guest, Duan Gong?
?" As he spoke, he smiled sweetly at Wang Wu.
Wang Wu was also in a state of confusion, and he couldn't help but casually said: "His last name is..." Before he could finish the words, Zhao Liu had already covered his mouth and cursed: "You are such a quick-talking bitch.
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While covering Wang Wu's mouth tightly, he said to the woman hesitantly: "If I say it, please don't be angry, little lady!" The woman smiled and said: "What are you talking about, sir? Please tell me!"
Zhao Liu then joked: "The little lady's surname is 'Sun', but the villain's surname is 'Zu'! Live and receive! Live and receive!"
Wu Song couldn't see Zhao Liu's bitch, so he snorted coldly and turned his face away. Ximen Qing couldn't laugh or cry, and thought to himself: "This guy without eyes doesn't know how high the sky is and how thick it is.
How dare you tease this 'Dominatrix'... No, no, no! It should be the 'Pink Yaksha' here, isn't this a birthday girl who hangs himself - seeking death?"
Ximen Qing was afraid that the pink yaksha would cancel Zhao Liu's life in anger, so he was secretly on guard when he saw that the pink yaksha didn't even touch his smile lines. He just clapped his hands and said, "So the guest officer is
The surname is 'Zu'! What a coincidence! What a coincidence! But what's the point of this? My grandson is your ancestor, your grandson is my grandson, how can I be called a grandson? What do you think, my guests?"
Everyone was stunned for a long time before they realized what was happening. The whole room burst into laughter. Even Wu Song, who had a cold face, couldn't help laughing. Zhao Liuda opened his mouth, and the expression on his face was so wonderful that he wanted to get angry.
, but he really didn’t have the face, so he had to lie down on the table, hide his face in the crook of his left arm, beat the table with his right hand and said: "Here comes wine, food, food, men are starving to death!"
The pink yaksha smiled slightly, and in Ximen Qing's eyes, the raised red lips were like sharp fish hooks. Ximen Qing thought to himself: "What a smart Sun Erniang! But she is nothing like the stupid one in Water Margin."
The dominatrix is at the end of the world!"
At this time, Sun Erniang asked: "How much wine do you want, sir?"
Wu Song then said: "Don't ask how much, just boil it. I'll cut the meat into three or five kilograms, and I'll pay you back in one piece."
Sun Erniang said again: "There are also big steamed buns. Would you like one basket or two?"
After hearing this, Ximen Qing thought to himself: "This Sun Erniang is really good at collecting money! She didn't ask if she wanted steamed buns, but only asked if she wanted one basket or two baskets. Just by saying this, her steamed buns cost 30% more!
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At this time, Wu Song waved his hand and said: "No matter how many cages there are, let's bring thirty or twenty to make snacks first!"
Sun Erniang was so blessed that she turned around and walked away. Looking at the back, she saw that the figure was not a human being, but looked like a mountain flower that had been blown into the back hall by the wind.
Ximen Qing scratched his head. The cross slope he traveled to was really weird. It was completely different from what was described in Water Margin. This is exactly what it is:
The Yaksha in front of me distinguishes the beautiful from the ugly, and the moon in the sky distinguishes the good from the evil. But I don’t know how weird this cross slope is. I’ll explain it next time.