No one knew that Sun Tianjin looked so solemn and had something to ask Ximen Qing, so they all listened to her with bated breath.
But Sun Tianjin asked: "Handsome man, I heard that when you were at Cai Jing's house in Tokyo, Li Shishi and Zhao Yuannu came to invite you to see you. How about it? These two courtesans opened your eyes, right?
?”
Ximen was still sweating before Qingqing, and he was sweating again afterward. He hurriedly waved his hands and said: "No, no, no, I'm in a hurry. Where can I have the interest of grinding against the clouds and moonlight? Although the two oirans have an appointment, they have never met.
"
With a "pop" sound, Sun Tianjin almost broke the table with a punch. Her eyebrows were raised upright, like Mu Guizhiying, her almond-shaped eyes were wide open, like an orchid, and she pointed her halberd at Ximen Qing's nose and said, "Okay!
Sure enough! Those two courtesans have always been ignored by mortals, and now they come together to invite you. How much face does it mean? Who knew that there would be such an unkind guy like you in the world, and you would break the delicate hearts of these two courtesans.
You're smashed! If I don't beat you into a pig's head today, how can I vent the evil in the hearts of women all over the world? Stop leaving! Keep beating!"
Just when she was clamoring to declare a challenge, Sun Erniang had already made full preparations. She expected that the enemy plane would strike first, but it was just an "own goal", so she tightly entangled Sun Tianjin and pushed her back to the chair.
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"Eldest sister, are you taking your anger out on others again?" Sun Erniang held down Sun Tianjin and said to Ximen Qing and Wu Song, "My eldest sister has a quick temper. If she is wronged, she will always find trouble for others. Don't blame me!
"
Ximen Qing hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No wonder, no wonder!" But he secretly muttered in his heart: "This Miss Sun Tianjin is very capable, but who dares to suffer the injustice of her?"
But I heard Sun Erniang comforting her: "Sister, why is my brother-in-law missing?"
Sun Tianjin said angrily: "If you talk about that heartless person, it will make me angry! I heard from Lao Qian today that he brought back a handsome young man when he was patrolling the mountains, and he actually said, 'This tree comes from Chaishan Mountain'!"
I was shocked when I heard that, so I dragged the thieves down the mountain with him to tease the handsome guy. Unexpectedly, halfway through Songfeng Forest, the heartless guy went crazy when the wind blew him, saying that the handsome guy
It’s not too late to meet again tomorrow, but he’s going to use his headphones now! As a result, I had to go down the mountain alone, and then I met this heartless man who left the two courtesans in misery. How could I spare him?”
Sun Erniang laughed and said: "In this case, eldest sister, you were weak on your brother-in-law, so you took the high official Ximen to top the tank. But sister, think about it, Wu Dutou was still sitting in prison at that time,
If the high-ranking official Ximen ignores this, and actually concentrates on living a gentle life with the two courtesans, will the good men in the world still be so submissive to him, a strange young man?"
Sun Tianjin mumbled twice and said, "If you say so, then I have wronged him?"
Sun Erniang let her go, clapped her hands and said: "Obviously it is the eldest sister who was angry with her brother-in-law and took it out on others, but she is still talking here!"
Sun Tianjin raised her eyebrows, glared at Ximen Qing and said, "I just made him angry, so what?" But then she saw Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing looking at her with smiles, and she felt like a deflated ball.
He sat back as well.
"Come on! Isn't it okay for our family to accompany the senior official from Ximen?" Sun Tianjin said as he picked up the wine bowl, "Little girl Sun Tianjin shyly offered a bowl of my drops to the senior official from Ximen.
liquor."
"Don't dare! Don't dare!" Ximen Qing could only stand up, pick up the wine bowl, and drink the wine like medicine.
After finishing the drink, Ximen Qing remembered what Sun Tianjin had just said. He hurriedly asked: "I said, this...Sister Sun..."
Seeing Sun Tianjin glare, Ximen Qing immediately changed his words: "...No, no, no, it's Miss Tianjin! Did you just say...turn on the headphones?"
Sun Tianjin nodded: "Yes! What's wrong with the headphones?"
Ximen Qing asked cautiously: "I don't know, what kind of headphones are you burning?" He wondered in his heart, could this cross slope that was completely different from the original work have also been traveled through? Even FedEx, UPS, and Donghao followed suit and extended their dark hands to express delivery.
Come to the Northern Song Dynasty? So the so-called headphones are not the latest flagship of Sennheiser, right?
But I saw Sun Tianjin sitting down angrily, picking up a bowl of wine and drinking: "If you don't mention him, don't mention him. If you mention that heartless person, you will definitely make me angry!"
Zhang Qing laughed at the side and said: "My brother-in-law, although he is a few years younger than me, in terms of talent and ability, he is no different from Ximen Daguan and Wu Dutou. He lives in seclusion here in Xiong'er.
In the mountains, he doesn't care about worldly affairs, so his name is not heard in the world."
Wu Song held up his wine and took a photo in the distance, and said leisurely and fascinatedly: "I never expected that such a dragon and phoenix-like figure could be hidden in this barren mountain tavern!"
Zhang Qing continued: "Actually, martial arts is just a minor path for him. He is naturally fond of music. Apart from all kinds of musical instruments in the world, he likes to sit alone in the forest, listen to the waves in the sea of pine trees, and listen for an hour or two. That is
It’s a common thing at home. That’s why my eldest sister scolded him. Even when making soup in the kitchen, she didn’t spend as much time as he did. He replied, “The sound is loud and the sound is rare. It’s not easy for heaven’s secrets to come out through all things. How can anyone with ears miss it?” After going back and forth, they
Only then did the family come up with such an allusion of ‘burning headphones’!”
Ximen Qing then breathed a sigh of relief: "It turns out that what I was cooking was not the German forest, but the natural forest. The artistic conception in it is as high as the abyss of heaven!"
At this time, Sun Tianjin drank two bowls of wine and felt very happy. He knocked on the table and said: "Master Ximen, you are so versatile in both civil and military affairs. Even the eternal saying 'This tree comes from Chaishan Mountain' has made you proud."
The match came out. How could such a great sage be missed in person? Sun Tianjin dares you to give me a name for my unborn child!"
Everyone applauded loudly. Ximen Qing could not refuse, so he had to raise his hands and said: "I dare not ask for the surname of the headphone brother?"
Sun Tianjin rushed to say: "What do you want to do with that heartless person? I want a good daughter who will bear my surname in the future. If it is a son, let him worry about it by himself! The high official of Ximen gave my daughter a nice name.
Hehe, if it doesn’t sound good, I won’t obey it!”
Ximen Qing mused: "The sea of songs listens to the waves, and the secrets of heaven are stirring. Why not call her Sun Meng... Well, no! It's better for a girl to be more light and elegant, so let's call her Sun Mengmeng!"
Sun Tianjin slapped the table: "How wonderful! My daughter will be called Sun Mengmeng in the future! I want you to pass on all your skills to her and train her to make a great career in the world!"
Who would have thought that Sun Tianjin's half-drunk words would lead to a great heroine in China. This is exactly:
It is said that a tiger father has no dog sons, and a phoenix fetus has a phoenix chick. But we don’t know what will happen next. Let’s hear the explanation next time.