When Ximen Qing heard that Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian were inviting guests, Ximen Qing's thoughts turned to him - go? Or not?
In his heart, he was eager to go. In traditional Chinese culture, Pan Jinlian is a bad woman. After thousands of years of accumulation, she can even be said to have been shaped into the worst one.
But this bad woman is also very beautiful and charming. No one can fully describe her beauty, no one can describe her delicate figure like a swan dressing up by the water. There must be a good part of her preserved in the fairy world.
Even in Hades her eternal red poppy blooms.
Women in the world despise such bad women without jealousy; men, while despising them, are like flies that have smelled honey, buzzing and sticking to her.
Every man dreams of taking this kind of bad woman into his harem, making her ruthless to others while dedicating her tenderness to him.
This feeling is like that of puffer fish, which is highly poisonous and even more tempting. Because of this, it is particularly memorable when you eat it. What you chew in your mouth is no longer delicious food, but the weight of life.
Ximen Qing was not exempt from vulgarity. He really wanted to go. He wanted to see the woman who called herself a "man without a headscarf and a tinkling sound"! He wanted to joke with this "woman": "Golden Lotus"
You are so beautiful, just like a princess!" If the woman asks back: "Which princess do I look like?" then she can shake off the burden - "Princess Iron Fan!"
Come on! Facing the temptation of Jin Lian, Zhang Yimou's Qin Opera tune from Qiu Ju's Lawsuit was already humming melodiously in his mind.
But Ximen Qing immediately thought of his terrible stinky skin. When he was talking to Yueniang, his unshakable salty pig hands came over without anyone noticing. By the time he reacted, he would have been there long ago.
He has already caught the catkin of this beautiful girl in his mouth - what if he meets Pan Jinlian and this body's unhealthy virtue suddenly breaks out...
Even if she could control herself not to woo her, Pan Jinlian was not a light-saving lamp. If she saw the "Pan An's appearance" of the high-ranking official Ximen, she would fall in love with her, and they would fall in love with each other.
, confused myself and handed her a love letter from the corner of her eyebrows...
When she thought of the corners of her brows and eyes, Yueniang's clear eyes that had lingered on her face suddenly rolled a few times on the top of her heart, looking clear and shining.
Ximen Qing took a deep breath and said to himself: "I have so many unfulfilled plans, how could I be seduced by women and miss important things? I will eventually meet Pan Jinlian, but not today!"
The battle between heaven and man in his heart took a long time, but it only lasted for a moment. He lowered his head and saw that Wu Dalang was still eagerly waiting for his reply. Ximen Qing squatted down, looked at Wu Dalang's eyes, and then said: "Brother Wu Dao,
I have something to say, but you must listen to the truth. In our previous life, we were all immortal friends in heaven, and we were brothers. How come we are so different in this life? You are called a 'Ximen official'.
It makes me feel numb all over. If I scream a few more times, won't it ruin my Taoist conduct? Never do this in the future! You only need to call me 'Brother Ximen Taoist'. If you are very respectful, you can call me 'Brother Ximen Xian'.
', that’s it!”
Wu Dalang had a different feeling in his heart. Everyone else spoke to him in a condescending manner. No one had ever looked at him on an equal footing like Ximen Qing. Under the excitement of his heart, he even choked up when he spoke: "Yes, yes! Then Yi Da
Officer... no no no! Just follow what Immortal Brother Ximen said!"
Seeing that his eyes were red and his voice was hoarse, Ximen Qing hurriedly said: "Brother martial arts, you and I are both men. How can we help that woman if we don't shed tears easily? Come on, come on! Please sit down, you and I, brothers."
Have a good talk!"
As he spoke, he helped Wu Dalang back to his seat, but he was thinking hard in his heart: "But how can I think of a way to decline Wu Dalang's invitation without hurting his fragile self-esteem? This is very difficult.
...Ah! Yes!"
Immediately he said: "Brother Martial Arts, although we are both in Qinghe County, we brothers don't know where Brother Martial Arts lives, so we really need to fight! I'll ask Brother Martial Arts to tell me today. From today on, we will start to communicate with each other, wouldn't it?
Beautiful?"
Wu Dalang said repeatedly: "Don't dare! I, the villain..."
"Huh?" Ximen Qing intercepted his words and stared at him fiercely.
Wu Dalang quickly reined in: "No, no, no! It's my little brother! It's my little brother!" Ximen Qing then nodded and said: "Brother Martial Arts, this title seems ordinary, but it is related to your and my destiny. Don't underestimate it!"
Wu Dalang nodded repeatedly, and then said: "Brother, I live on Zishi Street in Qinghe County, and it's not too far from Ximen... Brother Xian's house!"
Ximen Qing nodded and said: "Since it's not far, let's go there... Oops!"
With an exclamation, everyone in the living room was startled. All the family members asked: "What's the matter, Master?" Wu Dalang also said: "Ximen... Brother Xian, what are you...?"
I saw Ximen Qing's mouth wide open, with a look of astonishment on his face. His expression was spot-on, his psychology was realistic, his details were lifelike, and his appeal was vivid. It was definitely an Academy Award's misfortune, but an Academy Award for Best Actor.
Great luck.
"Brother Martial Arts just said that the location of your residence is Zishi Street?" After a long time, Ximen Qingcai said as if he had just woken up from a dream.
"Exactly!" Wu Dalang became a monk who was two feet tall and was confused.
"Oh my! What should I do?" Ximen Qing slapped his thigh and shouted, "Changtianqulai."
"Ximen... Brother Xian, what are you...?" Wu Dalang was an honest man. Seeing Ximen Qing behaving like this, grass was growing in the temple - he was panicking.
Ximen Qing sighed: "Brother Martial Arts, in the Netherworld Underworld, in the Senluo Palace, the Ten Palaces of Yama told me - in this life, I can't see the word 'purple'. If I see it, there will be endless troubles, which will be great for me."
Disadvantage - Martial Arts Brother, you live in that purple stone street! Now, what should I do? If I go, I'm afraid I will be a little troubled; if I don't go, how can Brother Martial Arts save his face?
I have no choice but to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman..."
As he spoke, he thought to himself: "Isn't this a lie? If I got involved with Pan Jinlian on Purple Stone Street, wouldn't Wu Song take my life when he comes back? Even if Legs Chang ran away for a while, then
There will be endless troubles!”
He thought in his mind that Wu Dalang had already jumped up: "I can't do it! I can't do it! If Immortal Brother Ximen went to my humble house and something happened, how could I be unhappy in this life? This matter
Don’t mention it, never mention it again!”
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "Brother martial arts, don't be anxious, brother, we have a way to get the best of both worlds. Brother martial arts, please sit down and listen to me, brother, I will explain slowly!" This is exactly:
Mo Zan Hongzhuang has a strange plan, and I think the young master has a good plan. But I don’t know what Ximen Qing has to say, and I will listen to the explanation next time.