But I heard Ximen Qing say: "Brother, I bought a new property in the prosperous area in front of the county government yesterday. I will renovate it soon and build a big restaurant, but there will be ten big characters hanging on the top of the building -
—'Double star master in the sky, the first floor of Qinghe', to use this to spectacularize our Qinghe weather! Please tell me, brothers, do I still have this idea?"
After hearing this, all the officials praised each other and said that two star masters were building a building in Qinghe, which was a great honor for the local area. Ximen Qing said: "In this case, there will be a lot of official matters in the future.
Become three brothers!"
"There is no shirking the responsibility!" He Tixing, on behalf of everyone, beat his chest loudly.
Ximen Qing added: "With the support of local civil and military forces, this matter will definitely happen. However, if we want to put the icing on the cake, the shopkeeper on the first floor must be the martial arts brother."
Wu Dalang was startled and hurriedly declined: "Brother Ximen Xian, just spare me! With my small family and small business, how can I be the manager of a restaurant?"
Before Ximen Qing could retort, Li Zhixian, He proposed the punishment, and Zhou Shoubei refused to comply. They all quarreled that if the local chef could not be the shopkeeper, then all the restaurants in the world deserved to be kicked out. When the shouting became extremely fierce, Zhou Xiubei
They clamored to punish Wu Dalang with drinking wine, and everyone agreed, so Ximen Qing drank, and some family members brought clean dishes and mellow wine into the study.
Wu Dalang was provoked by everyone's words, and he couldn't help but agree to all these people's requests, including drinking fine wine. All the officials were tested by alcohol. Seeing that Wu Dalang drank honestly and happily, they cheered.
How could I be compared with him? So everyone drank happily again, and the empty wine jars were piled high in a while. When the lamp was turned on, except for Wu Dalang, who could still stand firm, everyone else was so drunk that they couldn't find him.
Zhou Xiu slapped the wall and just shouted: "Brother martial arts, you are a good drinker! It's a pity that I, Zhou Xiu, don't have a belly as dissatisfied as you. Otherwise, I would have been like a cloud ninety thousand miles away. It's just a defense, what's the point... that
Fall upside down!"
While chatting and hating the late meeting, he thought the wall was Wu Dalang's shoulder and patted it, which only made the study crumbling. Fortunately, when building a house in the Northern Song Dynasty, he didn't know what cutting corners meant, otherwise Zhou Shoubei would have been digging his own grave today.
Although Ximen Qing drank too much, he still managed to stay awake. He was afraid that if Zhou Shoubei continued to shoot, his study would collapse, so he hurriedly called the family members of Shoubei Mansion to carry Zhou Xiu back, who was very drunk.
Although Li Zhixian was a civil servant, he was not honest. After drinking too much, he burst into tears. He pulled the leg of the table and shouted: "Dad! You have caused great harm to your son! You have mixed water in your wine, rice."
After making some unscrupulous money, I supported my son for ten years of hard work to go to the examination hall! What kind of examination officials? They are all low-ranking officials! I take pity on your son, and now I am like a girl living in a house with three tiles and two houses, welcoming you and sending you off, and paying you back day and night.
I want to be scolded by my mother, and I worry about the retribution in the underworld! Dad! Is it easy to be an official? If you want to be an official now, you can only be a corrupt official. If you are not a corrupt official, no matter how big the officialdom is, there will be no place for you! Dad!
Hey! You asked me to be an upright official, to make decisions for the people, to atone for your past sins, but can I be clean? As soon as I am clean today, the notice of dismissal will come out tomorrow..."
When Ximen Qing heard Li Zhixian yelling, he couldn't help but put a big sobering stone into his mouth, and then pressed Li Zhixian, who was holding the sobering stone, into the mouth of the sedan chair, and then asked the Li family to pinch him.
He walked like the wind.
He Ti Xing is a worry-free person. When he is drunk, he does not hit or curse anyone, but just puts his head down to sleep. In the officialdom, a person other than this kind of person cannot be a good Ti Xing, because he sees too many things in his eyes and provokes too much drinking.
If it is noisy like an old hen laying eggs, it will be known to all directions. How about that?
When Ximen Qing was patting his chest and congratulating He Tixing for being safe and sound, he heard He Tixing's stomach sounding like he was filming Lord of the Rings. After a rumbling sound, He Tixing unceremoniously farted loudly. Everyone said it smelled bad.
A fart doesn't sound, and a loud fart doesn't stink. Who would have thought that He Tixing completely overturned this theorem. What he let out was just like the boss's speech when presiding over the case, which was loud and smelly. In just a blink of an eye, the study room
The pots of orchid inside all withered.
In shock, Ximen Qing shouted: "Everyone, let's go!" Everyone fled out of the study, followed by a group of snakes, insects, rats, and ants that had been living in the dark corners of the study for many years. There were two centipedes.
Baijiao crawled a little slower, and when he reached the door, he was about to escape, but he was kicked by his hands and feet, and then he burped.
Everyone saw it clearly, and they were all frightened. When they hurriedly called the He family members to take a look, the He family members looked at him as if they were waiting. The housekeeper waved his hand, and the servants walked up, through the clouds and fog, to He Tixing's side, and greeted He Tixing as if the clouds were clearing to see the sun.
Ti Xing helped him get up and walked back like a familiar road, but he was safe and sound.
The housekeeper of the He Mansion asked his family to open the door of the study and tidy up the mess in an orderly manner. After the dust settled, he bowed his back to Ximen Qing and said: "Your Majesty, my master has lost his manners after being drunk, but
You have disturbed the peace of the high official! This little old man is just kowtowing to the high official to compensate for your sin!"
Ximen Qing quickly called for the security guards to help him up, and finally sent them back carrying He Tixing.
The family members of the Ximen Mansion who were waiting around were all whispering to each other, praising that their master was worthy of being born from a star in the sky, and even all the people he met were like gods - extraordinary!
At this time, Ximen Qing was already half awake from the torment. When he turned around and saw Wu Dalang standing behind him, he couldn't help but feel weak. He was afraid that something might happen to him again, so what should he do? Who knows what Wu Dalang would do?
But he didn't make any noise, he just cupped his hands and said with a loud tongue: "Brother Ximen Xian, I have wine today, so I'll say goodbye!" Then he picked up a load, staggered out of Ximen Mansion, and walked away.
Looking at Wu Dalang's steady back, the stunned Lai Bao suddenly jumped up: "Sir, why did Lord Wu Xing take away our family's bucket load?"
Ximen Qing was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand and said: "So it's not the burden of cooking cakes? That's it! That's it! How much is a pair of buckets worth? Just pick it up and take it away. I'll buy a new one tomorrow!"
Unexpectedly, by chance, the wife who was working the clock saw Wu Dalang swinging by on the street carrying an empty bucket, and he laughed secretly in his heart. Who knew that not long after, a fire broke out. Everyone put out the fire.
, after finally extinguishing it, the watchman suddenly remembered that Master Wu Xing was walking through the street carrying an empty bucket, and he jumped to the sky and cursed himself for being stupid. If he could have understood the meaning of Master Wu Xing carrying an empty bucket earlier,
Will Qinghe County be spared this fire disaster?
After hearing this, the people in Qinghe spread the news to ten and hundreds. Later, they said that when Lord Wu Xing returned home from a banquet in Lord Ximen's mansion, he counted with his fingers and learned that there was going to be a Zhurong disaster in Qinghe County.
Although the secret cannot be leaked, Master Wu Xing is the most compassionate, so he carried an empty bucket and walked through the street, hoping that people would see it, understand the true meaning, and be prepared, wouldn't he be prepared? Who knows those ordinary people?
The naked eye was ignorant and only laughed at Master Wu Xing's stupidity, but he didn't know that he took Master Wu Xing's kindness for granted. As a result, the fire finally broke out. Fortunately, Grandpa Vulcan used Master Wu Xing's golden face and only burned half of the house.
Even so, no one was hurt...
The next day, the house that was burned had three pigs' heads and three animals. The whole family dragged the boys and girls to the door of Wu Dalang's house on Zishi Street to kowtow and thank Lord Wu for saving his life. Pan Jinlian was stunned and murmured in her heart: "Could it be my husband?"
Is it true that Tianxing is reincarnated?" This is exactly:
How many flower planters in the world have turned into willow planters in the end. If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation in the next chapter.