Hearing that Song Yushi was going to meet the two star masters, Zhou Xiu jumped up in a hurry: "My lord, sit still, I have quick legs, go and call them now!"
Seeing the Song Yushi nodding reservedly, Zhou Xiu took three steps and two steps at a time and ran out of the main hall. At a glance, he saw Ximen Qing who was whispering to Wu Dalang in the corner.
Zhou Xiu stepped forward and grabbed Ximen Qing, saying anxiously: "Brother Siquan, something is wrong! I don't know who gave Mr. Song the eye drops, but he is looking for you and Dalang! He is in the hall at the moment. I'm waiting for you to come and answer, but you must be careful. If you answer a question incorrectly, it won't matter if Old Li and Old Xia and I are embarrassed, but I'm afraid you will suffer a lot immediately!"
Wu Dalang has been visiting Li Zhixian and other official figures frequently these days, and he was gradually getting bolder. Unexpectedly, he was intimidated by the Song Yushi official today, but he shrunk into one again. At this time, he heard the Song Yushi move. He was so frightened by the power of the tiger and wolf that he trembled all over, and stammered: "Brother Ximen... Master Yushi's golden face, is... is it something that people like me can see? I... I'd better go back. Bar!"
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "Brother Wu Dao, don't worry, Brother Nanxuan, the Song Yushi's trip is just a bluff, it's not moral!"
When Zhou Xiu heard this, he was surprised and happy, and asked: "How can you see Brother Siquan?"
Ximen Qing turned over his hand and took out the greeting card: "If he has malicious intentions, he can just send the arrester to pick him up. Why should he send this waiter's card? Why should he go into such a dangerous place like my house with such ease?"
When Zhou Xiu heard this, he suddenly understood, a smile appeared on his face, and he began to think about how to give gifts. Ximen Qing comforted Wu Dalang and said: "Brother Wu Dao, don't be afraid. You must know that the censor is also the son of a father, and he is just like you and me. What's so great about eating with your mouth open and peeing with your legs crossed? I think about the time when you and I were enjoying ourselves in the fairyland in our previous lives, and we didn't know which pig food bowl we were eating from!"
Hearing what Ximen Qing said was interesting, both Zhou Xiu and Wu Dalang laughed, and the fear in Wu Dalang's heart was reduced a lot.
Ximen Qing leaned over and whispered a few words into Wu Dalang's ear. Wu Dalang looked shocked, and then nodded repeatedly. Zhou Xiu was very curious and asked: "Brother Siquan, what tricks did you teach Dalang? Why didn't you tell me?" I?"
Waving his hands, Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Don't be impatient for a moment. We will know in a moment. Let's go to the main hall and see what kind of person this Song Yushi is!"
Arriving in front of the hall, Zhou Xiuxian called out: "Ximen Qing, Bai Ding of Qinghe County, Wu Zhi came here under orders. I dare not enter rashly. I am waiting for your orders in front of the hall."
Ximen Qing secretly laughed in his heart: "This Zhou Xiu is usually rude and rude, but he remembers these docile tricks to flatter his superiors very well. Being a corrupt official in a very decadent dynasty is not easy!"
After waiting for a while, I heard Li Zhixian say loudly: "It is said that the two of them are here to meet you!" Li Zhixian, who co-authored the book, was the most respected person in the county. At this time, he could only serve as a roll-call ceremony in front of Song Yushi. .
Ximen Qing walked in proudly, Wu Dalang followed closely behind him like a ghost in hanging boots.
Song Yushi was sitting on the chair calmly with his eyelids lowered, showing the demeanor of a sub-sage who upholds the uprightness of the world. But when he suddenly saw Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang, he suddenly opened his eyes wide. After being stunned for a long time, Suddenly he hugged his belly and burst into laughter.
When the three officials in Qinghe saw Shangguan's sudden loss of etiquette, they were at a loss for a moment. The three of them looked at each other, and Li Zhixian asked: "Master Song, Master Song..."
Song Yushi finally gasped and sat upright, patted his chest, wiped his tears and pointed at Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang and said: "Look, three adults, these two people are one tall and one short, one in front and one behind. If
Even in disguise, isn't it the funny story about Zhong Kui and the kid?"
It turns out that during the Kaiyuan period of the Tang Dynasty, Zhong Kui failed to win the election. After his death, he entrusted a dream to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and vowed to eradicate all evildoers in the world. After Xuanzong woke up, he ordered the painter Wu Daozi to draw an image and inform the world. Later, at the end of each year, his family
Families would offer "Zhong Kui's Ghost Hunting Picture" to ward off evil spirits. There was also a social fire festival, and some people pretended to be Zhong Kui's story about marrying his sister, which made people laugh. In the story, there are five little ghosts pulling their clothes and hugging their legs to play with Zhong Kui.
The plot and gags are the most hilarious, just like Wu Dalang following Ximen Qing's legs at this moment.
After hearing this, the three officials of Qinghe felt it was funny, but they still had some respect for the two star masters in their hearts, so they remained silent and did not cater to the ridicule of Song Yushi.
Song Yushi laughed a few times, but he felt bored. After closing his mouth, his face suddenly sank: "You two, why don't you bow to me when you meet me?"
When Wu Dalang met the censor, his mind was already buzzing, and he almost knelt down due to the sudden drink. However, he suddenly remembered Ximen Qing's instructions, so he gritted his teeth and endured, but he managed to hold on.
Zhou Xiu, who was next to him, was secretly complaining. He knew that Wu Dalang was a coward by nature, but he dared to stand without kneeling today. It was obviously because he had been tricked by Ximen Qing earlier.
Ximen Qing smiled and cupped his hands: "Your Majesty the Censor has invited me, but the reason why the common people don't do it is because there is a reason!"
The Yushi of the Song Dynasty stopped talking and sneered: "You are rude and unruly to the people, and you dare to use all kinds of cunning methods in front of me. Do you think that I, the Song Dynasty, don't have the royal method to punish you?"
Ximen Qing suddenly burst into laughter: "I see something dark on your face. When you come here, you don't ask for advice on how to seek good fortune and avoid misfortune, but instead you become ruthless. Could it be that you are trying to test whether we can succeed?"
Ximen Qing said these words with confidence, because just now, he had spent dozens of coins in the side room to fish out valuable information from the followers of Song Yushi. At this moment, he said softly,
But it hit the nail on the head and hit the sore spot of Song Yushi.
Song Yushi sat blankly in his chair, his face changed from gloomy to sunny, and suddenly he burst out laughing again. While laughing, he stood up and cupped his hands and said: "Sure enough, the star master can know the world's affairs without going out! I am patrolling Shandong and heard about Qinghe There was a star coming down from the sky in the county, so I hurriedly came over for a while. After thinking about it on the way, I felt that I didn't believe what I heard from hearsay, so I set up a game to test the courage of the two star owners! But I didn't expect that the two star owners were both courageous. Extraordinary people, this is what the saying goes: it is better to be famous than to meet, and to meet is worse than to be famous! I admire you, I admire you!"
When the three officials in Qinghe saw that Song Yushi suddenly became arrogant and respectful, they secretly breathed a sigh of relief. They all thought in their hearts: "It is indeed a clever plan by the high official Ximen. Although Song Yushi has deceived us, he must not be able to hide it."
The high officials from Ximen are leaving."
When Ximen Qing saw the Song censor turning his face like a curtain, he also smiled and said: "Master Censor has worked hard all the way, but I'm afraid I haven't had any food or wine yet. If you don't mind the humble and humble residence, please come and join me here."
How was the meal?"
Song Yushi said happily: "This will cause trouble!"
Today is Chunmei's wedding, and a feast has been prepared in Ximen's mansion. At this time, Ximen Qing gave the order, and the family in the mansion presented it in an instant. Since coming to the Northern Song Dynasty, Ximen Qing can be careful in other places, but his stomach can be enlarged when eating.
There is neither clenbuterol nor plasticizer in the food and wine here, so it is just a good time to eat and drink. Therefore, although I dare not say that the quality of his food is the best in Dongping Prefecture, but if I say it is the best in Qinghe County, then there is nothing wrong with the language.
There were countless delicacies, the soup was full of peaches, and the wine was full of wine. The Song Yushi took the chief position, just chatting and laughing with Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang, but he regarded the three officials of Qinghe next to him as the servants serving the wine.
The servants who pass the dishes around are average.
After the wine and food were full, the family brought freshly picked bud tea. Song Yushi held the fragrant tea and said leisurely: "I have something to discuss with the two star masters. You three adults, please do as you please!"
After the three officials of Qinghe exited and there were no more eight ears in the hall, Song Yushi suddenly lifted up his robe and bowed to Ximen. Wu Dalang knelt down and said: "Little Song Qiaonian, please help the two star masters!" This is exactly:
He is a hypocrite in the past and a hypocrite in the past, and he deceives the true villain at the top. If you want to know what happens next, listen to the next chapter to explain.